MTS2 Quotes Database

* Delphy is now known as Delphyzzz
<jolien> :)
<jolien> why the zz ?
<jolien> going to bed?
<frazzmeister> no, he's morphed into a bumble bee clearly.

<BReANA_Lee> piss off?! I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FUCKING PEE!
<SilentPsycho> So you're not human then. Explains a lot.
BReANA_Lee> I AM HUMAN! MY TANK IS NOT FULL NOW!

[02:28] * JohnBrehaut1 has joined #social
[02:29] <JohnBrehaut1> who is bug ?
[02:29] <HystericalParoxysm> An unholy avenger of asskicking evilness.
[02:30] <JohnBrehaut1> LyricLee
[02:30] <Starbuck> lol
[02:30] <Bug> hi
[02:30] <Starbuck> that's just funny how people can tell Lyric by that

<DoctorWhoNerd001> Tell me things about myself then!
<DoctorWhoNerd001> Tell me things about myself then!
<SilentPsycho> You're a 9-year old ban evader
<DoctorWhoNerd001> and...
<SilentPsycho> And an idiot

<AbstractSIMmer187> ok
<AbstractSIMmer187> bobbies people
<AbstractSIMmer187> i love em\
<AbstractSIMmer187> do you?
<HystericalParoxysm> You can't even spell it.
<AbstractSIMmer187> boobies
<HystericalParoxysm> You've never seen a pair of tits in your life, have you?
<HystericalParoxysm> Not in person, anyway.

<frazzmeister> !coke Kelly
* Foamy opens up a fresh can of coke and sets it in front of kelly
<sEpHeRs> !sex sephy
<Lethe|work> lol
<sEpHeRs> bastard
<Bunny> haha outta luck

<willr1976> well thanks anyway, may God help you all and bless you, its adultrious to lust after what you are talking about
<The_French_Sim> O_o
<shakazulu> ahh blessings
* shakazulu spontaneously combusts at the word bless and god
<The_French_Sim> I don't care about blessing, I'm an atheist.
* The_French_Sim melts.
* HP|Skintone a expulsé willr1976 de #social (God loves boobies.)

<Cheeseisgood> Yep... I'm just thrupid then!
* curlybap follows emi
<Cheeseisgood> *stupid
<curlybap> *nodnod* thrupid you are :)

frazzmeister> we lick toads here.
<frazzmeister> just for the buzz.
<Nini> yummy
<frazzmeister> not because we wann feck toads.
<frazzmeister> coz they are the trippy toads.
<gooie> is feck what i think it is?
<frazzmeister> i spilt beer on my boobie.
<frazzmeister> fuck its gooie.
<Nini> eew male boobies!
<frazzmeister> im not malr.
<frazzmeister> maale
<frazzmeister> male
<curlybap> male?
<Nini> I dont care =___=
<frazzmeister> i have a twat.
<Nini> I say youre male
<frazzmeister> ......
<frazzmeister> i have a twat!!!
<Nini> welcome to the club, now go outside and yell it at random people :D

--- EbilPanda is now known as PistLark
<EbilPsycho> Oh well. At least I know now what to do when I'm able to send Noir and the rest of her brood over.
<PistLark> now if delphy wants to call me furypanda, she can
* EbilPsycho snickers
<EbilPsycho> For some reason, gender-mistaken Delphy moments are funny.
<Delphster> night furypanda
<PistLark> DELPHY'S A GUY?????
<EbilGreenie> o.O
<EbilPsycho> XD
<PistLark> never woulda guesed in a thousand years...
<EbilGreenie> Rofl.
* EbilGreenie dies laughing.
* PistLark wanders off in a confused of other's genders haze

<HystericalParoxysm> God, humans are stupid. "Oh, they're going to destroy our race? Hey, can I stick my dick in 'em first?"

<Greenie|Dead> Someone made a boat. Out of TOAST.
<Greenie|Dead> :D
<Panda|995essays> toast floats
* Panda|995essays sails a peice of toast onto the hudson river as a haunting opera melody plays in the distance
<photo> have i ever told you that you're a dork

<JK11> telling people to kill explorer would've been more nice
<&Tikva> Yeah but you're not that stupid
<JK11> :P
<&Tikva> Anyway, you can fix that
<&Tikva> Just restart explorer
<JK11> Yeah, I know
<JK11> Do it to a n00b though
<&Tikva> Like the "press Alt-F4 to see something really cool" trick? :P
<Panda|AntiZero> whas taht do?
* Panda|AntiZero (FurryPanda@mts2-2069562F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)
<&Tikva> Try it
<&Tikva> rofl
* FurryPanda (FurryPanda@mts2-2069562F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #social
<FurryPanda> shut up

<BeneLeftNouk> uhm.... sssjhhh
<BeneLeftNouk> son't tell em I'm Delphy
<Jessica> besides i dont want you now that you've had tylers babiez
<BeneLeftNouk> :O
<SilentPsycho> Delphy had Tyler's babies?
<SilentPsycho> X)
<BeneLeftNouk> sexy
* ChocolateCake giggles
<SilentPsycho> Little baby Dellers and Typhys
<Jessica> that is so odd
<SilentPsycho> :P
<BeneLeftNouk> cross Tyler with Delphy, Nouk and pescado
<SilentPsycho> ...gack!
* SilentPsycho dies
<Jessica> omg
<BeneLeftNouk> result: Apployon, guard of the abyss
<Jessica> that is just scary
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
<BeneLeftNouk> angel of death and war

* Greenie is now known as Greenie|SmallChildren
<ChocolateCake> Greenie, what are you doing to small children?

<SilentPsycho> And I'm known for my ability to drink twice as much as everyone else, and not get a hangover.
<SilentPsycho> Once, during a different style of anime-drinking game, I had 14 shots of vodka before the second episode was finished. My friends gave up after 4 and 6 respectively.
<SilentPsycho> And I didn't even get a hangover. I had a concussion from slamming headfirst into the door while trying to walk, but no hangover.
--> Shnooks (Shnoox@mts2-3E35831.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #social
<frazzmeister> rofl
<SilentPsycho> I kind of spent the night on my friend's floor that time.
<SilentPsycho> And the drinking game?
<Animera> hi Shnooks
<SilentPsycho> Drinking whenever you spot an innuendo, or can think of something dirty related to what happenes in the anime
<Shnooks> hallo :D
<SilentPsycho> Just my luck we chose to watch Read or Die.
<SilentPsycho> We even drank a shot each to Nancy's breasts.
<-- Shnooks has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<SilentPsycho> I think I may have scared Snooks off. Pfft, weakling.
<frazzmeister> heh

<frazzmeister> my tounge is blue.
<Cazzy-Tchan> you have a tounge?
<frazzmeister> yes, several,.. in a jar,.. i collect them.
<Cazzy-Tchan> oooh! which one's blue then?
* frazzmeister eyes cazzys tounge
<JohnBrehaut1> Hey suc :)
<frazzmeister> te middle one
<Cazzy-Tchan> i don't have a tounge
<SirEmino> she uses them to play toungue twister
<whiterider> Tchan! you rock!
<Cazzy-Tchan> :)
<whiterider> You embody what #social is
<Cazzy-Tchan> yay!
<Cazzy-Tchan> thank you xD
<whiterider> Instead of "Your tongue is blue?", "you have a tongue?"...
<whiterider> Har, excellent xD

<HystericalParoxysm> Someday, I'll start a cover band. And we'll do death metal versions of lullabyes and opening themes to classic children's cartoons.
<frazzmeister> metal versions of soft songs are ace... also,.. lounge jazz versions of death metal...
<HystericalParoxysm> COME ALONG WITH THE SNORKS. DIE ALONG WITH THE SNORKS. SO MUCH TO KILL WAITING FOR YOU AND ME. HATE ALONG WITH THE SNORKS. DIE ALONG WITH THE SNORKS.
<HystericalParoxysm> Perhaps DIE ALONE would be more death metal.
* HystericalParoxysm edits.
<frazzmeister> mary had a demon lamb, its fleece was red with blood?
<HystericalParoxysm> Ohhhh you can be our songwriter

<SilentPsycho> Oh well, Break/Talky time over. Time to get back to my report on Improving Time management, Managing and Organising Meetings More Effectively, and Training Program for the previous two points. And yes, I know the irony of just starting this report 15 hours before the final deadline. :P

<Loaf> mmm. bloke keeps making comments about 'trying something different'
* Zicon giggles
* Loaf refuses to give him the keys to her arse
<whiterider> I have a vague understanding of why guys seem to like it. And a very clear, twitch-inducing idea of why they can get stuffed.
<HystericalParoxysm> tell him if he want something really different, to fuck himself in his own ass
<Loaf> heh.
<Zicon> loaf: Awh, be nice. Offer to wear a strap-on.
<whiterider> Was just thinking that. A huge one.
<Loaf> lmao
<Loaf> he'd probably like that too much...
<whiterider> Hey, that's fine, as long as you don't have to put up with it
<HystericalParoxysm> "okay honey, but me first" *pulls out something that's as big as a forearm, and veined"
<X> XD
* Zicon is reminded of a product description...
<Zicon> "Due to the size, we don't recommend using this with a harness. In fact, we don't recommend using it for ANYTHING. Seriously, this thing is longer than my forearm! I can just barely reach around it with both hands!"

[20:46] <Greenie> Dude how did this conversation start?
[20:46] <tmm> hp mentioned text to speech, then I mentioned mc hawking, and it went from there
[20:46] <Database> > Chi thinks Delphy is smart
[20:46] <Database> <tmm> and then you're mighty steven hawking the fucking quake master
[20:46] <Database> <HystericalParoxysm> ...
[20:46] <Database> <Database> Steven Hawking plays Quake?
[20:46] <Database> <Database> Awesome.
[20:46] <Database> <Database> :P
[20:46] <Database> And there it goes. :P
[20:47] <Greenie> ... Hahahaha.
[20:47] <Greenie> Leave it to you guys to get from that to "I WONDER IF HE CAN FUCK."

<Loaf> ooooh
<Loaf> ooooooooh
<ArtsyFrenchie> Loaf is coming... o_o
<Loaf> orgasm is only £18 on the NARS website...
<NumbPsycho> 0_o
<ArtsyFrenchie> Whut
<Jekyll> ... uh
<Loaf> ...#
<Loaf> erm
<Loaf> i should clarify
<Loaf> it's a blusher
<NumbPsycho> Yes, you should.
<Loaf> a really, really good one...
<Loaf> you can also get 'the multiple orgasm', which is a handy creamy stick of it
<frazzmeister> ..
<Loaf> erm
<Loaf> that sounds dirty too...
<frazzmeister> you think?
<Loaf> i'm gonna get QDB'd, aren't i?
<frazzmeister> yes.
<ArtsyFrenchie> :D
<Loaf> but it's so damn good...

<ArtsyFrenchie> You know it only requires a private place for me to help you find some orgasm ;)
* ArtsyFrenchie chuckles
<Loaf> :P
<Lethe> dudes: get a pm
<frazzmeister> and a webcam for the rest of us....

<Loaf> oh, fuck it.
<Loaf> i've lost my orgasm now :/
<Database> ... XD
<Loaf> thought it was in my work bag, but no.
<Loaf> dammit, don't QDB me again!
<elpemmy> rofl
<TFZzz> YES
<Loaf> IT'S A BLUSHER, PEOPLE.
<TFZzz> SOMEONE DO IT
<Loaf> NOTHING DIRTY
<Loaf> I HATE YOU ALL

<Inge> I am starting a paysite called BeggyZone
<Inge> no content, just a paypal button for donations