MTS2 Quotes Database

* Lollipop_Girl showers white in holywater
<TwatLady> lol
<Lollipop_Girl> :D
<Frenchie> :D
<TwatLady> AAAAHH!! IT BURNZZZZZ!!!!
<frazzmeister> it would burn on a twat, i reckon....
<TwatLady> And you know when your twat is burning, you need to get to the clinic!!
<Frenchie> The dangers of douching, ilustrated.

<AbstractSIMmer187> ok
<AbstractSIMmer187> bobbies people
<AbstractSIMmer187> i love em\
<AbstractSIMmer187> do you?
<HystericalParoxysm> You can't even spell it.
<AbstractSIMmer187> boobies
<HystericalParoxysm> You've never seen a pair of tits in your life, have you?
<HystericalParoxysm> Not in person, anyway.

<Oriana> my name wouldnt make much of a pr0n name either
<Tyler> course it would oriana
<Oriana> there is nothing pornographic about "Morgan"
<Tyler> there is a slut i know named morgan...
<frazzmiester> Morgan and her throbbing organ?

<frazzmeister> !coke Kelly
* Foamy opens up a fresh can of coke and sets it in front of kelly
<sEpHeRs> !sex sephy
<Lethe|work> lol
<sEpHeRs> bastard
<Bunny> haha outta luck

<willr1976> well thanks anyway, may God help you all and bless you, its adultrious to lust after what you are talking about
<The_French_Sim> O_o
<shakazulu> ahh blessings
* shakazulu spontaneously combusts at the word bless and god
<The_French_Sim> I don't care about blessing, I'm an atheist.
* The_French_Sim melts.
* HP|Skintone a expulsé willr1976 de #social (God loves boobies.)

* curlybap just fingered himself and it works!
<justKYLE> haha i love mad tv
<curlybap> ...damn that came out wrong
<curlybap> i meant ctcp finger

--- EbilPanda is now known as PistLark
<EbilPsycho> Oh well. At least I know now what to do when I'm able to send Noir and the rest of her brood over.
<PistLark> now if delphy wants to call me furypanda, she can
* EbilPsycho snickers
<EbilPsycho> For some reason, gender-mistaken Delphy moments are funny.
<Delphster> night furypanda
<PistLark> DELPHY'S A GUY?????
<EbilGreenie> o.O
<EbilPsycho> XD
<PistLark> never woulda guesed in a thousand years...
<EbilGreenie> Rofl.
* EbilGreenie dies laughing.
* PistLark wanders off in a confused of other's genders haze

<JK11> telling people to kill explorer would've been more nice
<&Tikva> Yeah but you're not that stupid
<JK11> :P
<&Tikva> Anyway, you can fix that
<&Tikva> Just restart explorer
<JK11> Yeah, I know
<JK11> Do it to a n00b though
<&Tikva> Like the "press Alt-F4 to see something really cool" trick? :P
<Panda|AntiZero> whas taht do?
* Panda|AntiZero (FurryPanda@mts2-2069562F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)
<&Tikva> Try it
<&Tikva> rofl
* FurryPanda (FurryPanda@mts2-2069562F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #social
<FurryPanda> shut up

<Greenie> :
<Greenie> **:D
<ChristmasPud> you misspelt a smiley. O.o
<Greenie> Yes, yes I did.
* Greenie is pathetic.

<SilentPsycho> Got to love Anime drinking games.
<Animera> lol SilentPsycho
<Animera> i think i should take up drinking,,, it'll make the time go faster
<SilentPsycho> Try TV/Anime/Video game drinking games. Basically before you start decide certain events that require you to drink. For example, while watching Haunted Junction, I drank whenever a women fell in love with Red Mantle, whever Kazumi was possessed, and whenever Haruto said 'Oh my God', twice if he said it noty at the end.
<SilentPsycho> ...Drink whenever someone makes a typo.
<Animera> lol, i cant even play with my new mesh, i never coppied it, and my pc should be half way to New Zealand by now
<SilentPsycho> Typo!
<Animera> lol - i can do that ;) but the next question is,,, can i spell?
* SilentPsycho drinks
<Animera> *downs*
<SilentPsycho> I know I shouldn't drink during the day, but it's the coldest thing in the entire house.
<Animera> lemme go get my vodka, this can be fun ;)
<SilentPsycho> I've got Magners.
<SilentPsycho> Or you could play a Fanfiction drinking game.
<SilentPsycho> That's a good way to become an alcoholic.;)
--> frazzmeister (frazzledge@mts2-FEC42FBD.sa.bigpond.net.au) has joined #social
<SilentPsycho> And speaking of alcoholics...:P
<frazzmeister> rum?
<frazzmeister> i mean, hi!

* reeses29 (reeses29@fd-98981C25.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #social
<reeses29> hey guys
<reeses29> wats goin on
<SilentPsycho> Delphy died.
<reeses29> lol
<reeses29> that aint good
<SilentPsycho> No one is here is really up for talking right now
<SilentPsycho> In, even
<reeses29> did delphy really die
<SilentPsycho> Yes.
<Delphy> Yes.
<reeses29> then how come delphy juss answered
<Delphy> I resurrected after 3 server restarts.
<SilentPsycho> That's Delphybot, HP made him.
<SilentPsycho> He just says random things, like Delphy used to.
<reeses29> hey is there a place in mts2 where i can make hosue requests
<SilentPsycho> Hosue? Is that like Housin?
<reeses29> house*
<Delphy> House is a TV show.
<reeses29> like a forum where i can make house requests
<SilentPsycho> My friend's addicted to that
<reeses29> i know but is there any forum request things
* reeses29 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<SilentPsycho> I love confusing people.
<Delphy> Me too. :)

<emspp> !vodka frazz
<frazzmeister> :p
* Chii gives frazz a bottle of vodka :)
<frazzmeister> :D
<emspp> drink responsibly ;)
<frazzmeister> never!

<longdaysend> i love nuts
<frazzmeister> :D
<longdaysend> especially candied nuts
<longdaysend> no!
<longdaysend> no i meant i like to eat candied nuts
* longdaysend headdesks and gives up

<Zicon> Insufficient twattage?
<frazzmeister> don't stick light bulbs up there zic,.. even if it is dark....

<ArtsyFrenchie> You know it only requires a private place for me to help you find some orgasm ;)
* ArtsyFrenchie chuckles
<Loaf> :P
<Lethe> dudes: get a pm
<frazzmeister> and a webcam for the rest of us....

<Loaf> oh, fuck it.
<Loaf> i've lost my orgasm now :/
<Database> ... XD
<Loaf> thought it was in my work bag, but no.
<Loaf> dammit, don't QDB me again!
<elpemmy> rofl
<TFZzz> YES
<Loaf> IT'S A BLUSHER, PEOPLE.
<TFZzz> SOMEONE DO IT
<Loaf> NOTHING DIRTY
<Loaf> I HATE YOU ALL

<Inge> I am starting a paysite called BeggyZone
<Inge> no content, just a paypal button for donations

<Delphy> Okay so you should still have the game files on your desk
<Delphy> disk
<Delphy> hard drive
<Delphy> THING WOT STORES SHIT
<Shane> LOL

<renske> 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping, 9 ladies dancing
<renske> 8 maids a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 goooolden riiiiiiings
<renske> 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, ALAN PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEEE
<elpemmy> I think it was and a, not alan :P
<renske> the song makes so much more sense now
<renske> it's 'and a partridge in a pear tree'?
<elpemmy> Yes, Renske.
<renske> i've been singing 'alan partridge in a pear tree for YEARS'
<renske> our whole choir has
<Database> yeah, it's "and A partridge". As in the bird.
<renske> this is EPIC
<whiterider> When, exactly, do you think this song was first sung?
<whiterider> How well-known do you think Alan Partridge was then?
<renske> i didnt know, i'm DUTCH FGS
<renske> STOP IT THIS IS NOT FUNNY

<HystericalParoxysm> Yes, I know, I'm a HUGE Who fan and Ten is my favourite Doctor.
<fanseelamb> I only watched Ten's series. New guy does not interest me at all, and I never watched it before. But Ten is <3
<HystericalParoxysm> Matt Smith is -way- funnier to watch as the Doctor after hearing a lovely story someone told on another forum.
<fanseelamb> ooh do tell
<HystericalParoxysm> Their friend apparently dated him for a while.
<HystericalParoxysm> And when in bed, he would shout, "DO YOU LOVE THE COCK?!" and if the answer wasn't a resounding, "YES, I LOVE THE COCK!" his erection would wilt and he'd go and sulk in the corner.
<HystericalParoxysm> So now me and Renske want to go to Who conventions with "DO YOU LOVE THE COCK?!" posters.
<fanseelamb> You must! OMG. ROFL
<fanseelamb> And and at the Q&A put up your hand all innocently, then when they call on you ask "DO YOU LOVE THE COCK?!" We'll write you in jail!
<HystericalParoxysm> ROFLMAO I'm laughing so hard Delphy went "SHHH"

<Loaf> OH MY GOD
<Loaf> YOU GUYS
<Loaf> GUY GUYS
<Loaf> SHOES.
* Delphy zones out
<Loaf> SHOES AND JEANS THAT FIT AND AN EPIC BRA.
<Loaf> That was the BEST SHOPPING TRIP EVER.
<Delphy> Bra?
* Delphy zones back in again

<whiterider> lol. I'm ill. I'm allowed to be a bitch this evening. Sorry :p
* armiel makes whitey some nice hot blueberry soup
<heaven> Blueberry soup???
<Jaguwar> blueberry soup???? Really???
<Jaguwar> sniped! LOL
<ForeverCamp> BLUEBERRY SOUP?!
* ForeverCamp is mindblown
<armiel> is good, healthy, and good when you are ill
<armiel> could you guys yell any louder?
<whiterider> You... blueberry?
<missroxor> blueberry?!

<PoliteFinn> is it polite to talk about womens frontal parts?
<adrisole> Depends on context.
<adrisole> If you're talking about being knee deep in clunge, then I'm going to vote "no".
<MadamFish> ....

* SilentPsycho gets out her whacking stick
<Darkwytche> Silent is being aggressive! It's so sexy!
<SilentPsycho> >:)
* Gaz grins
* Durntdude breaks whacking stick
<frazzmeister|busy> hehe
* SilentPsycho kicks Durntdude in the groin.
<SilentPsycho> I broke your stick.

[02:28] * JohnBrehaut1 has joined #social
[02:29] <JohnBrehaut1> who is bug ?
[02:29] <HystericalParoxysm> An unholy avenger of asskicking evilness.
[02:30] <JohnBrehaut1> LyricLee
[02:30] <Starbuck> lol
[02:30] <Bug> hi
[02:30] <Starbuck> that's just funny how people can tell Lyric by that