#446 · added 24 January 2007 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<shakazulu> hey, good news all im divorced woot
<shakazulu> officially
<MissHollyBeE> yay?
#319 · added 24 October 2006 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<ooxlilyxoo> Where is everyone from?
<Kelly> minnesnowta
<Bunny> afghanistan
<whiterider> The Arcit Circle
<whiterider> *Arctic
<Kelly> hehee
<Bunny> Arctit
<Bunny> TIT
<whiterider> TIT!
<Kelly> TIT
<whiterider> XD
<Kelly> TIT TIT TIT TIT
<ooxlilyxoo> How old is everyone?
<ooxlilyxoo> lol
<whiterider> TITTIESECHS!!!!!
<Bunny> TIT
<Kelly> HAHAHHAA YOU SAYD SECHES
-->| Flutternothing (Flutternot@B0DE5A78.B7E3383F.EC039C07.IP) has joined #social
<Kelly> SECHS
=-= Hunter240x is now known as Hunt-brb
<whiterider> HAHAHA YOU HAVE TITS!!
<Kelly> HAHHA NO I DONT
<Kelly> wait
<whiterider> TIIIIIIITS!!!!!
<Bunny> HUnter went for a hand shandy after all the TITSECHS talk
<whiterider> >:)
<Kelly> tittieeeeees
<Bunny> dirty
<Kelly> lol
<ooxlilyxoo> Ok it's dead... stop
<Kelly> no
<whiterider> No
<Kelly> titties are never dead
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<Kelly> tititititititititit
<Bunny> titties
<Bunny> or tits
<Bunny> or titsicles?
<Bunny> hmmm
* whiterider tittiehugs Bunny and Kelly
<Kelly> woohoo!
<whiterider> TITTYTITTYTITTYTITTY!!!
<--| Flutternothing has left #social
<whiterider> XD
<whiterider> IT WORKED!!
<Bunny> oops
<ooxlilyxoo> I don't blame you flutternothing
<whiterider> Why are we talking about tits again?
#1225 · added 11 February 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> I think that would require him to grow a giving-a-shit-about-Facebook gland.
<whiterider> True
<Safyre420> lol
<whiterider> Can I act as a representative of MTSN? :p
<HystericalParoxysm> You're welcome to create one though, whitey. You can be our Official Boob... yes.
<whiterider> :P
<HystericalParoxysm> I was going to say our Official Boobful Representatitty.
<HystericalParoxysm> Representitty?
<HystericalParoxysm> Something like that.
<Frenchie> Representittyve.
<HystericalParoxysm> Amboobsitor
#710 · added 9 July 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Delphy> make me stuffs!!!
<Delphy> that I'll never use!
* Tyler makes Delphy some panties.
#1172 · added 15 December 2008 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<ChaoticNihilist> Do you believe he put my two drow party members under a god damn geas?
<frazzmeister> :/
<ChaoticNihilist> fucking tree hugger, his city can burn in hell for all i care!
<ChaoticNihilist> i SPIT on Suldanesslar
<ChaoticNihilist> +e
<frazzmeister> burn!
<frazzmeister> kill!
<ChaoticNihilist> BURN
<frazzmeister> DESTROY THE INFEDELF
<ChaoticNihilist> I'll make firewood with their tree of life!
<ChaoticNihilist> xenophobic bastard
<ChaoticNihilist> ...
<ChaoticNihilist> lol, frazz
<ChaoticNihilist> took me some time to realize
<frazzmeister> :p
<ChaoticNihilist> i was busy cursing at the walls.
<tmm> best place to get eggs, under a geas
* ChaoticNihilist looks puzzled
<frazzmeister> oh dear, is it punday already?
<ChaoticNihilist> i must be really slow, since i don't get it
<ChaoticNihilist> i'll laugh anyway: haha
<ChaoticNihilist> O.o
<tmm> goose - geese - geas cn
#1694 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
MasterJ16 also I'm thinking of owning a Golden Retriever when i'm older 2 of them
whiterider Sadly, I don't think they can retrieve senses of humour
#1081 · added 5 September 2008 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe|dinner> see, there's ttwo of me now
<Lethe|dinner> and not just cause i'm looking at it tipsylit
<Lethe|dinner> erm, tipslily
<Lethe|dinner> tipsily
<cthru> upper and lower Lethe?
<Lethe|dinner> stupid word
<Lethe|dinner> is that even a word?
<cthru> it is now!
<Lethe|dinner> yay
<Lethe|dinner> i maede a word
#816 · added 11 September 2007 · vote up / 32 / vote down - from #social
<HP|Writing> Ken: "I love you!" Barbie: "I love you too!" Ken: "Let's kiss!" Barbie: "Okay!" <-- Low-tech sims.
<HP|Writing> It just doesn't have quite the sound of clattering plastic as you frantically and clumsily thrust two lusty mold-formed 11.5 inch dolls at each other.
<SilentPsycho> Cloud: Fuck me. Sephiorth: With pleasure. Cloud: You got me pregnant, you fucking bastard! <--- My Sims
<whiterider> ...ctnd... Ken: "Oh shit, risky woohoo hack!" Barbie "Oh, you'd better get a job" Male maid who for this purpose we will pretend is not gay "Oooh Barbie.. ACR ftw" Ken: "zomgwtf cheated on memory!!!" Barbie "Onoes!! *cries*" Social Worker "Haha pwnt" <-- TS2 with hacks. So much more interesting.
#469 · added 28 January 2007 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<GreenStraws> I think my brother just got killed.
<John> ahhh
<GreenStraws> Oh wait no. Its just my mom.
<John> What happened?
<GreenStraws> Shes trying to run over him with the car.
<John> :O
<John> why ?
<GreenStraws> No idea.
<GreenStraws> Shes CRAZY I tell you!
<GreenStraws> A DEMON!
<John> Hit her over the head with a ahmmer :P
<GreenStraws> ATTACK OF THE DEMONS! GET THE HOLY WATER! BREAK OUT THE NACHOS! ... We're goin' in.
<John> hammer*
<GreenStraws> Well, maybe not the holy water. But the nachos are a must.
<John> :)
<GreenStraws> Hee.
* GreenStraws is somewhat hyper.
#461 · added 26 January 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<photo_me2004> DAMNIT!
<Adub778> What?
<photo_me2004> THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY THE SOUND ON THE SIMS!
<Adub778> Y
<photo_me2004> IT GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD!
<GreenStraws> What what what?
<Adub778> Phantom of the Oprah is stuck in my head
<GreenStraws> o_o Photo. You didn't.
<photo_me2004> do do do. do do do. do do do doo doo do...
<GreenStraws> Oh no. The sad thing is, I know EXACTLY what song that is.
<GreenStraws> And now it is stuck in MY head.
<photo_me2004> omg.... -gigglesnort-
<Adub778> ME too
<Adub778> Thanks a lot
<photo_me2004> you love me
<GreenStraws> <3
* Adub778 laughs at photo's gigglesnort
<photo_me2004> and now i'm singing it.......
#1291 · added 11 June 2009 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #thatotherchannel
<HystericalParoxysm> FRENCHIE AND LOAFIE SITTING IN A TREE, F-U-C-K-I-N-G
<Database> SEXYTIEM
* Frenchie coughs
<Database> ..
<Database> Anyway, time to head off.
<Longdaysend> fuck it. you guys are so one track minded
<BoobLoaf> dude, i do not want twigs in my cunt.
#1454 · added 10 November 2009 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #thatotherchannel
<Loaf> i swear, you can get me to do anything if you offer me a gold star in return
<Delphy> gold star for nudes
<HystericalParoxysm> A gold star... AND awesome lipstick... for nudes.
<Loaf> ooh, HP, that is tempting...
<Loaf> hmm... a gold star...but nudes...but a gold star...
<Loaf> YOU ARE CONFLICTING MY MORALS
<elpemmy> Do we all get to see the nudes or just HP and Delphy?
<elpemmy> I.. uhh... I didn't say that.
#1684 · added 18 February 2011 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #create
*** JadedSidhe has quit (Quit: Inspire. Dream. Hope. Believe. Imagine. Create.)
<ForeverCamp> ^ That's a deep message to leave #create with. :P
<SilentPsycho> Inspire. Dream. Hope. Believe. Imagine. Create. Fail. Scream. Delete. Try Again. Fail. Hit the Keyboard. Throw Mouse Across the Room. Storm Off To Bed. Sleep. Wake Up. Inspire.
#1415 · added 7 October 2009 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
8:48] <HystericalParoxysm> writingandsinging- You were here earlier.
[18:48] <writingandsinging> ....
[18:48] <HystericalParoxysm> As Lufferkinz
[18:49] <HystericalParoxysm> You have the same IP address. :)
[18:49] <writingandsinging> whos lufferkinz?
[18:49] <HystericalParoxysm> You are.
[18:49] <writingandsinging> u mean my sister.
[18:49] <HystericalParoxysm> You sure it wasn't your cousin/dog/invisible friend?
[18:50] <Gangreless|LaMICA> No, HP. It was her cat.
[18:50] <HystericalParoxysm> That would be new and different.
[18:50] <writingandsinging> im not kidding.........
[18:50] <Database> mah guinea pig haxd my account. i is ssad :(
[18:50] <Night_Racer> her senile old grandma hijacked the computer
[18:50] <writingandsinging> ooooook
[18:50] <writingandsinging> by
[18:50] * writingandsinging has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
[18:51] <poetryemmy> Liek dood, i share lappys with my unborn baby. IT MUST HAVE BEEN HIM/HER/IT
[18:51] <HystericalParoxysm> emmy - How do you fit a keyboard up there?
[18:51] <Database> That says a lot about Emmy.
[18:51] <Gangreless|LaMICA> Maybe it's one of those flexy rollup keyboards
[18:51] <HystericalParoxysm> Buckettwat?
[18:51] <poetryemmy> You don't want to know, HP :P
[18:52] <Crowbar> cavernous meat wallet
[18:52] <Database> I vote we all call Emmy "buckettwat" from now on. :p
[18:52] <poetryemmy> Nooooooooo
[18:52] <HystericalParoxysm> I second Data's suggestion.
[18:52] <Crowbar> thirded
[18:52] <HystericalParoxysm> Motion carried and passed.
[18:52] <poetryemmy> D:
[18:52] <HystericalParoxysm> Emmy is now buckettwat.
[18:52] <Database> Sweet!
[18:52] <frazzmeister> :D
[18:52] <poetryemmy> I hate you people.
#912 · added 13 November 2007 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
[23:18] <jhd1189> I love McGriddles... they're splendid.
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Splendid eh?
[23:19] <jhd1189> Oh yes.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> That's a pretty big adjective.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> Usually requires a talking lion.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> Do they have a talking lion?
[23:19] <jhd1189> They're made of big adjectives. And made *by* a talking lion.
[23:19] <jhd1189> He works in the drive-thru.
#85 · added 25 March 2006 · vote up / 28 / vote down - from #help
<damato> what are vertices?
<Delphy> points in 3d space that connect polygons
<Delphy> you are only allowed to eat them if you are pacman.
* Lethe nods
<Lethe> no eating the vertices
<damato> oops.
<Delphy> You ate the vertices didn't you?
<Lethe> go see a doctor
* Delphy tuts
<Delphy> Drink lots of prune juice, take 2 aspirin and don't call me, ever
#1737 · added 8 October 2011 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #create
<whiterider> lol. I'm ill. I'm allowed to be a bitch this evening. Sorry :p
* armiel makes whitey some nice hot blueberry soup
<heaven> Blueberry soup???
<Jaguwar> blueberry soup???? Really???
<Jaguwar> sniped! LOL
<ForeverCamp> BLUEBERRY SOUP?!
* ForeverCamp is mindblown
<armiel> is good, healthy, and good when you are ill
<armiel> could you guys yell any louder?
<whiterider> You... blueberry?
<missroxor> blueberry?!
#728 · added 29 July 2007 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #social
<Greenie> :
<Greenie> **:D
<ChristmasPud> you misspelt a smiley. O.o
<Greenie> Yes, yes I did.
* Greenie is pathetic.
#182 · added 22 July 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<sexytasha> well i am sexy!
<whiterider> Prove it!
<Lethe> how old are you?
<sexytasha> 13 with big tits
<Superfly> 0.o
<whiterider> O.O
<Lethe> o.O
<Fresh-Prince> 0.0
<whiterider> The fact that we were asking for it does nothing to curb my O.O
#79 · added 20 March 2006 · vote up / 37 / vote down - from #insim
[11:36am] <frazzmeister> i wonder if that works elsewhere,.. say at a shop, some evil person whomps me with their handbag,.. i yell "boobies" and kathy appears and beats them to death..
[11:36am] <ShadowDragon> sweet
[11:36am] <ShadowDragon> that would rock
[11:36am] <frazzmeister> yes, yes it would
[11:37am] <ShadowDragon> "By the power of boobies.... I summon kathy to smite thee!"
#1386 · added 8 September 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
[17:37] * The_French_Sim is now known as DarkwingFrenchie
[17:50] <HystericalParoxysm> GODDAMMIT FRENCHIE
[17:50] <DarkwingFrenchie> ?
[17:50] <HystericalParoxysm> NOW I HAVE THAT THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
[17:51] <DarkwingFrenchie> I AM THE TWAT THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT
#359 · added 30 November 2006 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> wtf.. i have a splinter under my belly button.....
<Bunny> how the hell did you get it?
<frazzmeister> i have no idea....
<Bunny> been humping trees again haven't oyu
<Bunny> own up
<frazzmeister> maybe.....
<frazzmeister> that coconut palm is hot....
#955 · added 13 January 2008 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
[14:16] <Aychpee> No.
[14:16] <Stoz> another question
[14:16] <Aychpee> No.
[14:16] <Aychpee> No questions.
[14:16] <djenerate> cakey, you fixed your portal game yet?
[14:16] <djenerate> ...
[14:16] <djenerate> damn timing
#1853 · added 26 April 2014 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #create
<spladoum> When I was in college, there was a sex ed instructor who regularly dressed up like a homeless bag lady and came to the dorms to give talks.
<TeeHeeShe> why the costume?
<spladoum> One way she would do it was to chew one like gum and slide it on a banana with her mouth.
<spladoum> To get our attention, I think.
<Nysha> Chewing a condom seems like a bad idea
<King_Deadly> O_o
<Nysha> But being able to put one on with your mouth has always seemed like a good idea to me
<Nysha> Not that it's a skill I'd have used much up til now
<Nysha> (Or now. In general.)
<TeeHeeShe> it's quite a fun thing to get people to try and do at sex ed parties (using demonstrators not real penises)
<Nysha> I somehow read demonstrators as a possessive there
<TeeHeeShe> he he
<spladoum> The other main thing she'd do is get a boy and a girl to roleplay in reverse, so the boy would try to get the girl to put a condom on (the banana)
<spladoum> bear in mind, these are generally 18-19 year olds who aren't exactly viriginal
<spladoum> so that often didn't go as planned
<Nysha> lol
<CircusWolf> lol
<Nysha> tbh I think in that scenario, I'd have them wearing strapons
<Nysha> For no reason other than penises are not generally banana shaped
<spladoum> yeah, not usually so curved
<Nysha> Or pointy
<TeeHeeShe> most have a bit of curve but admittedly most aren't quite that curvaceous
<spladoum> or yellow.
<Nysha> Weeeellll....
<TeeHeeShe> or with removable skins
<Nysha> Also, weeeellll
<Nysha> Partially removable
<TeeHeeShe> fully removable
<TeeHeeShe> :P
<Nysha> Yes okay
<spladoum> or edible.
<Nysha> :P
<TeeHeeShe> define "eating"
<Nysha> At least penises don't fall apart when you suck them for too long
<spladoum> consuming the object and digesting it
<spladoum> true, but you can't eat them with spoons and ice cram.
<spladoum> *cream
<TeeHeeShe> then they are edible, it's just not considered morally acceptable
<Nysha> And the same is true of eating them with spoons and ice cream
<King_Deadly> and they also arent as sweet
<Nysha> Though you might need surgery after eating the spoons
<TeeHeeShe> I'm not saying it should be, just that it isn't especially dangerous to the person eating it
<TeeHeeShe> but spoons are so tasty!
<Nysha> Now I know why you went into medicine!
<spladoum> I've always thought of the spoon as comforting more than tasty.
#877 · added 21 October 2007 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<&whiterider> ...oh fuck
<DanTycoon> Hm?
<&whiterider> For the first time, I regret having risky woohoo switched on...
<&whiterider> >.<
<DanTycoon> Hm
<DanTycoon> I suppose that does suck. :P
<&whiterider> If she'd just have been sucking it wouldn't be a problem