MTS2 Quotes Database

<Zicon> Oh, and Willy.
* Zicon loves Willy.

<whiterider> http://infinitejestchallenge.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> ...
<AnthonyRappluver> does that link involve reading?
<whiterider> no, it's a jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> A PICTURE!
<AnthonyRappluver> is it a pic of a cookie?
<whiterider> I suppose telling you to read the url would be overly optimistic.

<Database> We should invent asocial drinking game.
<Database> Every time someone mentions tits, drink.
<Database> Every time Chii says something random and dirty, drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Chii speaks, drink. It will make sense after the shot
<Chii> lordy
* SickPsycho drinks
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Chii says something that is absolutely -perfect- for the conversation, take two drinks.
<Database> every time one of the #social pairings appears, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time someone asks for help and then gets pissy, take a drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Emi cam-whores, drink
<Delphy> We'd be drunk after 4 mins Psy
<Database> Every time Emino says something creepy, drink
<HystericalParoxysm> 'brief hellos chaps', drink
<Database> Every time someone mentions knitting, half a drink.
<Sparkle> Everytime a n00b comes in and insults someone, take a long long drink
<renske> oh and do you also have to drink when my enter button thwarts my attempts at building a correct sentence?
<Database> YES.
<Database> Every time I post a password in chat...
<Database> two drinks.
<Tigerlilley> Boobs - nominate a drink
<Zicon> This isn't a drinking game anymore, it's a recipe for alcohol poisoning.
<Sparkle> God, everyone will be completely pissed
<SickPsycho> Drink whenever frazy and rum end up in the same sentance
<Database> Every time someone has gay sex, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you want to -kill- everyone, Data?
<darkwytche> Lol then everyone needs 3 drinks tonight from me!
<renske> you had gay sex 3 times this evening? and afterwards you thought 'ah well let's log in to #social'???
<darkwytche> Oh.
<darkwytche> No I had snacks first...

<Greenie> Im supposed to go to Hollywood tomorrow. To see a German/Latin/French/CountryWestern/Polka/Jazz fusion thing.
<Greenie> It sounds horrible. D:
<Database> :/
<elpemmy> Yeah, it does...
<daluved1> indeed
<Greenie> I dont even get it.
<Greenie> How can you mix those things.
<Greenie> Its like trying to cross apples and ceiling fans to get a new type of lampshade.

<Renske> see, if i would come across a bloodstained mudkip, i'd DAMN WELL LEAVE IT ALONE
<Renske> ... wtf?? *book

<elpemmy> We were told at the beginning of the year "Your hair stays the colour it is right now for the WHOLE YEAR" so many people have died it's ridiculous.

--> BlueSpurt (BlueSpurt@fd-8343E977.cable.ubr03.craw.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #social
<BlueSpurt> Hi
<FurryPanda> hi
<BlueSpurt> :)
<BlueSpurt> Do u have The Sims 2?
<TipsyPsycho> Sims 2? What's that?
<BlueSpurt> xD
<FurryPanda> whats the sims 2?
<BlueSpurt> O.O
<BlueSpurt> A game...
<BlueSpurt> you don't know it
<BlueSpurt> yet you're on the forums?
<FurryPanda> never heard of it
<TipsyPsycho> Nope, I don't like video games
<BlueSpurt> What the hell.
<FurryPanda> what forum?
<BlueSpurt> The Sims 2 forums.
<TipsyPsycho> Forums? I come here for the cybering and boobies.
<FurryPanda> ive never posted there in my life
<BlueSpurt> This chatbox is hosted there, isn't it.
* FurryPanda hands psycho a cyber apple
<TipsyPsycho> Nope. Are you sure you're in the right chat room?
<BlueSpurt> Not sure. :S
<FurryPanda> yeah, its pretty easy to get confused
<BlueSpurt> I went on The Sims 2 website, clicked "Chat" and now I'm here.
<TipsyPsycho> This is Fluffy Demons
<FurryPanda> yep
<BlueSpurt> What's that? :P
<FurryPanda> discussion is purely on the subject of fluffy demons, and when we have permission, /scaly/ demons
<TipsyPsycho> It's a site dedicated to Yiffing
<TipsyPsycho> And Furry fanfiction
<BlueSpurt> Riight. ¬.¬
<FurryPanda> oh my goodness, yes
<TipsyPsycho> And drawings. :)
<BlueSpurt> Well, peace out. xD
<TipsyPsycho> You too. :)
<BlueSpurt> =]
<-- BlueSpurt has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<TipsyPsycho> MWHAHAHAHAH!
<FurryPanda> LOLZERZ!
<FurryPanda> we are evil

<whiterider> \o
<Qbuilderz> One armed man cheering?
<speedfish> we rejected the other arm
<speedfish> was badly textured

<SilentPsycho> I turned Pascal Curious into a vamp, but Nervous Subject panicked and wanted to change him back
<SilentPsycho> Guess he wasn't into Necrophilia

<Lethe> i've played with dicks before
<Lethe> metaphorical ones
<renske> :|
<Lethe> actually, real ones too
<Lethe> nevermind
<renske> nono
<renske> let's explore this train of thought

* Database writes the term "pity poker" down.
<Djones> Again, part of life.
<Djones> Database, it -is- a good one, right?
<Database> incredibly
<Database> I may steal it
<Djones> It also lets you say things like "Oh just fucking fold that hand of pity poker, I've got a royal flush of pain and misery that pisses all over your abject social anxiety like a stab in the stomach from a disenfranchised mother."
<Database> ...
* Database writes that down too.

<frazzmeister> yes, i am a sexgodes.
<frazzmeister> i thinke im sobering...nedd more beer,, the web cam made me paranoids agin
<SilentPsycho> sexgodes? Is that the term for a hermaphrodite sex divinity?
<frazzmeister> lde!
<frazzmeister> sure, why not,'
<frazzmeister> i wouldnt mind hanging a dick above my twat,,,, like misltetoe... purty.
<Longdaysend> wow..did i pick a bad time to visit ?:D

<whiterider> YES!! I FOUND THE GENITAL READINGS!!!
<whiterider> Hm.
<whiterider> Wrong tab : /

<HystericalParoxysm> I think that would require him to grow a giving-a-shit-about-Facebook gland.
<whiterider> True
<Safyre420> lol
<whiterider> Can I act as a representative of MTSN? :p
<HystericalParoxysm> You're welcome to create one though, whitey. You can be our Official Boob... yes.
<whiterider> :P
<HystericalParoxysm> I was going to say our Official Boobful Representatitty.
<HystericalParoxysm> Representitty?
<HystericalParoxysm> Something like that.
<Frenchie> Representittyve.
<HystericalParoxysm> Amboobsitor

<ShinyhappySparkle> You're crazy
<Tree> No, I'm Tree. Pleased to meet you.

<Lethe> 4chan is like that weird bar down the road
<Lethe> everyone knows it's there, and we know what they all talk about cause they're so damn loud
<Lethe> but you don't really want to go there, cause the floor is sticky and the glasses are smudged
<Lethe> I mean, it's kinda a cool place, but you might pass out and be gang raped in the hallway to the toilet
<Lethe> that kinda thing

<Lethe> ack!
<Lethe> I have no powers!!!!
<frazzmeister> eep
<frazzmeister> Lethey is powerless! attack while you can!
<Darkwytche> Kill her! Stake her!
<Darkwytche> Torture!
<frazzmeister> staaaake!
<Darkwytche> Tickle!
<Lethe> eeeeee
<frazzmeister> tickle! yes!
* frazzmeister tickles Lethe
* Delphy|Away sets mode: +a Lethe
<Darkwytche> Long feather here, I'll get Lethe
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Lethe
<frazzmeister> uh oh..
<Lethe> MUhahaha
* frazzmeister runs away

Gangreless> I used to think gnomes lived in the tv and made it work
<whiteybook> I used to think that if I pressed my eye right up to the door, I'd be able to see through the gaps between the molecules
<daluved1|physics> wow...white...
<Gangreless> I use to think that with water
<Leopardflower> that is quite a funny mental picture
<whiteybook> Well, logically, it sorta made sense...

HD> im bored thats the problem with me, im ALWAYS bored.
<Bunny> you have genitals, how can you possibly be bored?

<DalBook> Booooooobs
* fanseelamb puts shirt back on
* Phae wonders if her web cam is on...
* DalBook dusts skirt and walks off
<LeeFish> I miss ALL the good bits
<LeeFish> There is fansee meshing half naked and all I do is blather on about mesh groups
<fanseelamb> well you did grab my handles
<LeeFish> story of my life

<Jaguwar> The absolute sweetest looking plumber I've ever seen in real life just left my house. Face like a boy+smile like Mark Walhberg=swoon!
...
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - You clearly have to ask him back over to... lay some pipe.
<Jaguwar> hehehe I wish! Perhaps I'll see him around, but this is an apartment, so I don't control when they come.
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - Sure you can, you just press on the base underneath the shaft.

<elpemmy> omnomnom sausage and chips
<ArtsyFrenchie> We all know you like sausage, Emmy
<Database> hur hur hur
<elpemmy> oh, fuck you. :P
<Database> she also likes chips.
<Database> strange
<Database> most girls don't
<elpemmy> ...chips? I think I'm missing the innuendo
<Database> ...
<Database> Oh god Emmy, you are clueless XD

[ ten minutes later... ]

<elpemmy> ...okay now I'm lost.
<elpemmy> Can someone please explain the chips thing?
<Longdaysend> still stuck on that eh?
<elpemmy> yup
* Database falls over laughing.
<Database> Did you get it, LDE?
<Longdaysend> indeed
* Database is just checking it wasn't his terribly English.
<Database> Ems, want me to put you out of your misery?
<elpemmy> :(
<elpemmy> YES!
<Database> Chips = tiny pen0rs.
<elpemmy> Ohhh.
<elpemmy> I'd say sausages are pretty small, tbh.
<Database> ...
<Database> What kind of sausages do you eat?
<Database> Also, hur hur Emmy eats tiny sausages.
<Database> God this conversation is twisted XD
<Database> We don't have a gutter... we have a swimming pool.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Emmy's going to get disappointed when she reaches age of consent...
<elpemmy> Pah, Frenchie, what makes you think I'mma get laid the second I turn 16?
<Database> Emmy: Because you liek secks?
<Longdaysend> you hang out here?
<Database> Yes, one of us is going to sex you, Emmy :p
<ArtsyFrenchie> Ok, I'd say "after she reaches age of consent"
<elpemmy> Hang on, lemme calculate something.
<Database> And "one of us" is probably French :D
<Longdaysend> emmy once you hit the age of consent lock your doors and install anti-frenchman security devices
<elpemmy> I turn 16 2011. My birthday is on a friday.
<elpemmy> I think this means I will be at home.
<Database> In other words, the Union Jack, amirite?
<elpemmy> Frenchie is not coming to my house.
<elpemmy> If he can find my address, I will be amazed.
<Longdaysend> *sigh* fine ems, i'll give you a chasity belt for your birthday
<Database> Emmy, we already know what school you go to.
<ArtsyFrenchie> I'm totally sure I could find your address
<Database> Finding your address would merely be a case of trial and error.
<elpemmy> Fuckbuckets.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Only, I won't bother :D
<Longdaysend> how many smoking hot 14 yr olds are there in england? like 12 tops!
<Database> LDE: You mean GENUINELY hot, right?
<Longdaysend> it'll be easy to find you ems
<elpemmy> I SPY A DATA
<Database> ...
<Database> Buggernuts!
<Database> I've been spotted!
* Database evades.
* elpemmy shoots
* elpemmy SCORES
<Database> ...
<Database> Emmy, that is the whole point!
<elpemmy> STOP THINKING THAT YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLES.
<elpemmy> I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
<Database> We've been trying to get you to score for months!
<elpemmy> I HATE YOU GUYS.
<Longdaysend> oh god i love you guys so much. i haven't laughed this much in weeks
<elpemmy> FUCK YOU ALL.
<Database> GLADLY
<Database> PLEASE DO

<dj> frazz...you swallow?
<frazzmeister> I inhale.

[23:59] * Corrie backs away slowly
[00:00] * Gangreless throws cheese at Corrie's ass.
[00:00] <Corrie> hmm, maybe I should get dressed.

<PoliteFinn> is it polite to talk about womens frontal parts?
<adrisole> Depends on context.
<adrisole> If you're talking about being knee deep in clunge, then I'm going to vote "no".
<MadamFish> ....