MTS2 Quotes Database

<Bunny> If cocksucking was an olympic sport we might actually win something

<photo> Shut up Chii
* Chii talks to photo instead

* SilentPsycho goes to see what bit of nonsense is her horoscope for today.
<Starbuck> hehe
<whiterider> Oh I love reading those things!! "the guy you fancy will ask you out on Tuesday"... errr.. no.
<whiterider> ^^ Silent's horoscopes!
* SilentPsycho dons a gypsy shawl and grabs her crystal ball
<Anna> yeah? can you read my future?
<SilentPsycho> Give me a moment.
* SilentPsycho umms and ahhs over her crystal ball with her eyes closed.
<whiterider> I prefer the version of fortune telling in Barry Trotter
<SilentPsycho> You will meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger. Then you will meet his equally cute boyfriend.
<whiterider> rofl

* pompom has joined #social
<frazzmeister> not that i have a legion of blind horny pixel moneky minions hidden in my basement......
<frazzmeister> ..wrong window....
<frazzmeister> G'day pompom....
<frazzmeister> ignore me, im not right..

<frazzmeister> everytime i say something stupid, i wonder where white is......

<Pani> The usual IRC I go on was lacking conversation.
<Pani> So I thought I'd try S2C.
<John> oh ok :)
<John> it's also for mts2 and sxs2
<frazzmeister> we lack morals and ethics,... thats worse.
<frazzmeister> also pants... we lack pants.
<Pani> I've been here before, I know what it's like.
<Pani> :]
<John> we dont lack panties
<John> or boobies

[19:12] <fway|TS2> how do I download the internet?
[19:13] <ChocolateCake> www.theinternet.com
[19:13] <fway|TS2> thanks. :)
[19:13] <ChocolateCake> That...linked to amazon.com.

* frazzmeister tips dead ants on whites Kelly|Awayness?
* curlybap didn't know that
<frazzmeister> er.. keyboard.
<curlybap> lol
<whiterider> Kelly|Awayness? =P
<frazzmeister> why did i hit tab?
<whiterider> Because you're addicted :D
* Pfhoenix kills frazzle's tab key
<curlybap> lol, you've just highlighted Kelly|Awayness twice... make that 3 times :P
<frazzmeister> im a tab addict!!!!!!!
<whiterider> I keep doing that when I'm writing essays : /
<Pfhoenix> nefarious tab keys...
<curlybap> lol white
<frazzmeister> yes, we are on a highlting Kelly|Awayness spree.
<curlybap> Four!
<whiterider> Aw, poor Kelly|Awayness!!
<Pfhoenix> why would someone want to highlight Kelly|Awayness ?
<Pfhoenix> you figure Kelly|Awayness would be busy
<curlybap> I wonder, wouldt this be simply the worse time to follow Kelly|Awayness and go away
<whiterider> I don't know Pfhoe. Is anyone thinking about Kelly|Awayness here?
<Pfhoenix> if Kelly|Awayness is set to away
<curlybap> ?
<Pfhoenix> if I were Kelly|Awayness I'd get irritated at that..
<curlybap> eh?
<frazzmeister> yes, if i were Kelly|Awayness id get irritated too.
<whiterider> Me too Pfhoe, if I were Kelly|Awayness
<curlybap> what'd xchat just do?
<curlybap> lol
<whiterider> But I'm not Kelly|Awayness. Discuss.
<curlybap> Yeah, but maybe Kelly|Awayness is just pretending to be away
<Anna> i have nothing sweet to eat
<curlybap> anna ryhmes :P
* Anna wants something sweet
<Anna> ryhmes?
<Pfhoenix> I mean, people shouldn't just nick highlight people like Kelly|Awayness for no reason...
* whiterider emails Anna chocolate via Kelly|Awayness
<Anna> oh, lol
<frazzmeister> Anna has nothing sweet! i wonder if Kelly|Awayness does?
* curlybap still can't spell ryhemes
<Anna> lol, ty
<whiterider> *rhymes
* curlybap raids Kelly|Awayness's fridge
<curlybap> danke white =P
<whiterider> Kelly|Awayness IS sweet!!
* curlybap chops up Kelly|Awayness and gives everyone a slice
* Anna chews Kelly's leg
* whiterider apologises profusely to Kelly|Awayness
* frazzmeister wonders if curlybap is still counting the Kelly|Awayness highlights.
* whiterider wonders what Kelly|Awayness is going to say when she returns
<curlybap> um... yes, of course I'm counting the Kelly|Awayness highlights... =P
* curlybap counts back
* Pfhoenix wonders how long Kelly|Awayness has been away
<frazzmeister> how many Kelly|Awayness highlights have ther been?!
<whiterider> So curly, how many times have we highlighted Kelly|Awayness?
<Pfhoenix> lol
<whiterider> !lastspoke Kelly|Awayness
<Foamy> Kelly|Awayness last uttered a word on #social 10 hours ago.
<curlybap> 29:P
<frazzmeister> Kelly|Awayness has been away 10 hours!
<whiterider> 10 hours of awayness for Kelly|Awayness???
<curlybap> 31, if now
<curlybap> ok, 32
<curlybap> :P
<Pfhoenix> oh wow, it's been a while since Kelly|Awayness has been here,
<curlybap> poor Kelly|Awayness
<whiterider> She must be away, poor Kelly|Awayness
<curlybap> yeah, i agree pf
<frazzmeister> wow, 32 is alot of Kelly|Awaynesses
<Pfhoenix> I hope Kelly|Awayness doesn't get DC'd or anything
<curlybap> yeah, that would be an awful shame for Kelly|Awayness
<whiterider> I hope Kelly|Awayness doesn't become genocidal...
<frazzmeister> i think Kelly|Awayness will become genocidal
<Anna> genocidal?
<curlybap> for her to come back from her Kelly|Awayness and find that Kelly|Awayness was d/c'd
<whiterider> I also hope Kelly|Awayness doesn't become regicidal
* Pfhoenix thinks Kelly|Awayness is probably not near the PC right now...
<whiterider> I also hope Kelly|Awayness doesn't become homocidal
<whiterider> I also hope Kelly|Awayness doesn't become hobocidal
<whiterider> etc
<frazzmeister> no, Kelly|Awayness must be far away from the PC...
<frazzmeister> mabey Kelly|Awayness is on a hobo killing spree right now!
<Pfhoenix> if Kelly|Awayness were nearby, surely she'd have noticed by now...
<whiterider> Kelly|Awayness is killing hobos?? Hide!!
<frazzmeister> yes, im sure Kelly|Awayness would have noticed by now.
<curlybap> yes, bt maybe Kelly|Awayness is ignoring the pc?
<whiterider> I'm sure Kelly|Awayness would
<curlybap> or maybe Kelly|Awayness is a ghost
<whiterider> Or maybe Kelly|Awayness is away...
<frazzmeister> i think Kelly|Awayness would be telling us to stfu by now..
<Pfhoenix> Kelly|Awayness is probably at school or something
* Anna rubs her head
* curlybap is counting, brb
<whiterider> I think Kelly|Awayness would have every right to tell us to stfu
* Pfhoenix nods Kelly|Awayness certainly would...
* whiterider tells everyone to stfu on behalf of Kelly|Awayness
<curlybap> ack
<frazzmeister> yes, Kelly|Awayness would have the right to tell us to stfu.
<Pfhoenix> white, no leet speak!
<curlybap> the batteries will be done at one in the morning...
<Pfhoenix> :Psss
* curlybap goes to get the timer, brb
=-= curlybap is now known as curly|afk|bap
* whiterider thinks Kelly|Awayness should have the last word in any leeting allegations
* Anna needs a manicure
<Pfhoenix> but you know, that Kelly|Awayness is pretty cool...
<Kelly|Awayness> You guys amuse me.

<Sparkle> I cod do better, but I can't think of anything that isn't pollock
* Database drops a plaice on Sparkle
<Database> Also, these puns stink.
<Sparkle> You battered me
<Database> In fact, they're...
* Database puts sunglasses on.
<Database> kinda fishy.
<Database> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

<lollipop> duz any1 1na tlk 2 lollipop?
<HystericalParoxysm> Geez, not if you're gonna talk like that.

|<-- Vie has left irc.modthesims2.com:8080 (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Vieb)))
=-= Vieb is now known as Vie
<Vie> Back
<whiterider> :)
<frazzmeister> front
<whiterider> left
<frazzmeister> right
<whiterider> purple
<Summer> north
<Cliff> sideways
<frazzmeister> green
<Cliff> south
<whiterider> penguin
<Cliff> east
<whiterider> b\nana
<Summer> west
<Cliff> PENGUIN
<whiterider> *banana
<frazzmeister> aardvark
<frazzmeister> apple
<Cliff> generic
<whiterider> eepit
<frazzmeister> mango
<Summer> gorilla!
<Cliff> viking
<whiterider> *meepit
<Cliff> penguin
<The_French_Sim> phone
<whiterider> hat
<frazzmeister> Zagreb
<Cliff> Velma
<whiterider> bing
<Summer> dress
<Cliff> Minto
<Summer> bong
<The_French_Sim> cheese
<whiterider> bong?
<Cliff> Bushey
<Summer> cake
<whiterider> lmao!
<whiterider> coke
<Summer> pepsi
<The_French_Sim> mouse
<Cliff> na
<Summer> cat
<Cliff> smile
<whiterider> cord
<frazzmeister> ougadougou
<Summer> forwn
<whiterider> Speel
<Summer> frown*
<Cliff> miss
<The_French_Sim> towel
<Summer> wheel
<whiterider> drown
<Cliff> angelica
<Summer> mister
<whiterider> brown
<Cliff> ing
<whiterider> green
<The_French_Sim> lemon
<Summer> cloth
<whiterider> poopie
<Summer> lime
<Summer> yellow
<Cliff> fire
<Summer> pee
<The_French_Sim> boobies
<Summer> water
<Summer> butt
<frazzmeister> random
<Cliff> tits
<Summer> ness
<whiterider> BOOBIES!!!!
<frazzmeister> word
<Summer> ness
<whiterider> ass
<Cliff> arse
<whiterider> wipe
<Summer> bastard..
<Cliff> ass
<frazzmeister> and such.
<The_French_Sim> turd
<whiterider> shit
<Summer> shit..
<Cliff> sandwich
<whiterider> :)
<Summer> meat
<Cliff> me
<whiterider> blt
<Summer> you
<Cliff> take
<Cliff> me
<Summer> me
<Cliff> on
<Cliff> a
<whiterider> cake
<Summer> lol
<Cliff> date
<Summer> with
<Summer> you
<Cliff> lol
<frazzmeister> this is my fault, isnt it?

<JK11> Let's get a fake help channel
<JK11> Guess the idea wasn't as good as we thought it would be :P
<SilentPsycho> Put a message at the top saying 'This is a fake help chat. All those who want help, go to the Game Help forums' and see how many can read
<JK11> lol SilentPsycho
<JK11> With bots that randomly say fake answers
<JK11> such as "Place all your downloads in My Documents\Downloads
<JK11> XD
<SilentPsycho> Like 'You PC is too hot. Please take it to the nearest sink to cool down.'
<SilentPsycho> Obvious wrong answers
<JK11> Make sure that you have rebooted your computer 8 times before playing the game
<JK11> Or "To get a baby, you must pray to the Sim stork gods. The item is found under Micellaneous/All"
<notreallyhere> XD
<SilentPsycho> Sim Llama Gods
<JK11> "To make your sim a vampire, your sim must eat ramen for 3 days, then set a television on fire.
* Delphy|JobHunting snickers
<SilentPsycho> Need a group of bots to make it convincing
<JK11> and maybe a few willing people who want to give bad answers
<SilentPsycho> With names like n00bHeLpEr
<JK11> lol
<notreallyhere> That will totally rock
<SilentPsycho> "Your video card is not good enough. Please remove it and replace it with a pair of used panties."
<JK11> lol
<SuperFly> There'll be one person who tries it
<JK11> "Your CD is scratched. Make sure to call EA Games and complain to them"
<SilentPsycho> "Your friends are all laughing at you behind your back. KILL THEM"
<JK11> "Make sure to double click the Sims 2 icon twice, to avoid compatability issues"
<SilentPsycho> Wait...
<SilentPsycho> "Your Sims are all laughing at you behind your back. KILL THEM"
<notreallyhere> Or "the new cheat to get Bella is to type in 'nookiebooboo' three times in a row"
<Delphy|JobHunting> You guys are insane

<whiterider> ..."?F-R-E-E-Z-E-P-OP
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever!
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever!
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever!
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever and ever and ever!?
<whiterider> O.O
<whiterider> That's not what I put on my clipboard.....
* whiterider headdesks
<whiterider> Maybe I'll just stay away from keyboard shortcuts today
* whiterider yanks off her Ctrl key

[06:35] * closer (closer@mts2-90321924.stb.ubr02.telf.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #help
[06:35] <closer> hey whats happened to the well
[06:35] <HP|HeadAsplode> Timmy fell down it.
[06:36] <closer> haha no why is the well syt not working
[06:36] <HP|HeadAsplode> Wtf are you talking about?
[06:36] <HP|HeadAsplode> What well?
[06:37] <closer> its a site with loads of people who have sims 2 websites
[06:37] <HP|HeadAsplode> Uhmmm... how should we know? This is mts2/s2c.
[06:37] <shakazulu> thats nothing to do with modthesims
[06:38] * shakazulu is now known as shaka|story
[06:38] <closer> no but some people know it and might be able to tell me why its not workin god and dont get cocky
[06:39] <shaka|story> mmm cocky
[06:40] <HP|HeadAsplode> We don't support other sites here.
[06:40] <HP|HeadAsplode> And sites go down temporarily all the time.
[06:41] <shaka|story> maybe they are doing maintenence??
[06:41] <closer> no im not seying u do but sum1 who is on here might know whats wrong with it
[06:42] <HP|HeadAsplode> closer, please type out whole words - no chatspeak like u and sum1 here. And as I said, we don't support other sites.
[06:42] <closer> cya aint cumin to ask questions again when i get treated like this i might write to some one and tell them how i was treated and give them names ok bye bye
[06:43] <HP|HeadAsplode> Um, that's nice, I'm site staff. You have fun with that. ;)
[06:43] * shaka|story giggles quietly
[06:44] <closer> ill write to someone bigger than you see what happens then
[06:44] <shaka|story> go with Delphy, see what happens
[06:44] * HP|HeadAsplode sighs.
[06:44] * closer (closer@mts2-90321924.stb.ubr02.telf.blueyonder.co.uk) has left #help
[06:47] <Delphy> O_O
[06:47] <Delphy> What a bloody moron

<BeneLeftNouk> uhm.... sssjhhh
<BeneLeftNouk> son't tell em I'm Delphy
<Jessica> besides i dont want you now that you've had tylers babiez
<BeneLeftNouk> :O
<SilentPsycho> Delphy had Tyler's babies?
<SilentPsycho> X)
<BeneLeftNouk> sexy
* ChocolateCake giggles
<SilentPsycho> Little baby Dellers and Typhys
<Jessica> that is so odd
<SilentPsycho> :P
<BeneLeftNouk> cross Tyler with Delphy, Nouk and pescado
<SilentPsycho> ...gack!
* SilentPsycho dies
<Jessica> omg
<BeneLeftNouk> result: Apployon, guard of the abyss
<Jessica> that is just scary
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
<BeneLeftNouk> angel of death and war

[21:28] * whites-vid-bap points and laughs: you broke movie maker
[21:28] * whites-vid-bap is now known as curlybap
[21:28] * &whiterider hugglelicks Cliffy
[21:28] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (You broke Google video!!)
[21:28] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:28] <curlybap> white, i never knew what you'd been through. i'm glad you're through it *cuddlelicks*
[21:28] <curlybap> :)
[21:29] <curlybap> meh, kick me all you want :P
[21:29] * Cliff (Imbroglio@mts2-6848F10.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: But it IS hairy! I mean, imagine this with 4 pounds of hair...)
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (That's)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] <curlybap> you still never changed my avatar on mts2 xP
[21:29] <John> awesome starbuck sim hp :D
[21:29] <curlybap> crud...
[21:29] <&HystericalParoxysm> Thanks, John. :)
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (ok)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
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[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (I)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * curlybap shouldn't have told white that...
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (don't)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (enjoy)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] <GoldenSimmer> LORD!
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (kicking)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] <NSYNCable2003> Hello all!
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (that)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * Chii sets mode: +b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by Chii (Banned: join flood)
[21:29] <GreenStraws> No... Shouldnt have.
[21:29] <&whiterider> Damn =/
[21:30] <GoldenSimmer> Oh my
[21:30] * whiterider sets mode: -b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:30] <&HystericalParoxysm> Holy shit dude.
[21:30] <John> everything is right on her, especially the face
[21:30] <&whiterider> I missed the last word of my sentence :(
[21:30] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:30] * Chii sets mode: +b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:30] * curlybap was kicked by Chii (Banned: join flood)
[21:30] <&whiterider> [21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (much)
[21:30] <NSYNCable2003> I have a quick question!
[21:30] * whiterider sets mode: -b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:30] <&whiterider> Ummm
[21:30] <~Delphy> white....
[21:30] <&whiterider> Yeah
[21:30] <~Delphy> You wont be able to remove that ban normally
[21:30] <&whiterider> Hit me =/

<frazzmeister> i scared grandma with an orgy?

<HP|Writing> Ken: "I love you!" Barbie: "I love you too!" Ken: "Let's kiss!" Barbie: "Okay!" <-- Low-tech sims.
<HP|Writing> It just doesn't have quite the sound of clattering plastic as you frantically and clumsily thrust two lusty mold-formed 11.5 inch dolls at each other.
<SilentPsycho> Cloud: Fuck me. Sephiorth: With pleasure. Cloud: You got me pregnant, you fucking bastard! <--- My Sims
<whiterider> ...ctnd... Ken: "Oh shit, risky woohoo hack!" Barbie "Oh, you'd better get a job" Male maid who for this purpose we will pretend is not gay "Oooh Barbie.. ACR ftw" Ken: "zomgwtf cheated on memory!!!" Barbie "Onoes!! *cries*" Social Worker "Haha pwnt" <-- TS2 with hacks. So much more interesting.

<a_lulz> Chii, kill Annibear123
* Chii farts on Annibear123
<Database> KABLOOEY.

<&Lethe> you talked about my climb towards the grave? o.O
<renske> yeah isnt that more like a descent?
<Renewableemmy> rofl
<&Lethe> THATS NOT THE POINT

<Irrelephant> Dear HystericalParoxysm.
<Irrelephant> Go get a film called Frequently asked questions about time travel
<Irrelephant> Thanks,
<Irrelephant> Awesome people.
<HystericalParoxysm> Dear Awesome People,
<HystericalParoxysm> Okay, thanks.
<HystericalParoxysm> Sincerely,
<HystericalParoxysm> HP
<Irrelephant> Dear HystericalParoxysm,
<Irrelephant> Quite obliged. We hope you enjoy the show.
<Irrelephant> In digitum,
<Irrelephant> Awesome people.
<whiterider> Dear Delusional People,
<whiterider> Shaddup.
<whiterider> kthxbai
<Irrelephant> I wonder who that was to.
<whiterider> Me too

<whiterider> http://infinitejestchallenge.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> ...
<AnthonyRappluver> does that link involve reading?
<whiterider> no, it's a jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> A PICTURE!
<AnthonyRappluver> is it a pic of a cookie?
<whiterider> I suppose telling you to read the url would be overly optimistic.

* Beck_Beck is now known as Becky_unloved_and_hated
* HystericalParoxysm plays the world's smallest violin for Becky and her excessively long name.
* Becky_unloved_and_hated smiles weakly....then continues to cry
* Becky_unloved_and_hated is now known as GothChild
<HystericalParoxysm> Look! A baby bat! Beat it with sticks!
<GothChild> huh?
* HystericalParoxysm pats Becky on the head and gives her a cookie.
<GothChild> thank you HP
* GothChild eats the cookie very slowly and sadly
<HystericalParoxysm> You've got some crumbs stuck in your black lipstick there, hon.

* Chrysophylax fondles Binkbonk
<Chrysophylax> err
* Chrysophylax fondles missangelica
<missangelica> rofl!
<Chrysophylax> had a slip there

* SilentPsycho tries to imagine what America would be like if the British won the War of Independance
* Frenchie wants to draw an American if the English had won that war
<Liz> Otherwise I'd spell things like "Colour" and "favourite"
<Liz> And that is just retarded.
<Database> They'd know what "tea" is, and they'd like it.
<Frenchie> No burgers. Crumpets instead.
<Liz> I like tea.
<Frenchie> Helmets with teacups on the side
<HystericalParoxysm> I know what tea is. I like tea.
<HystericalParoxysm> I even put milk in non-fruit varieties.
<Database> They'd also eat REAL PANCAKES
<Renske> and they'd all play CRICKET
<Database> wait, was it pancakes that Americans have completely differently?
<Liz> DB, you mean crepes?
<Liz> Because we eat crepes too. We just call them crepes.
<Delphy> I have to teach you something
<Delphy> it's not "Real"
<Delphy> its' PROPER
<Database> Oh, true.
<Delphy> when you say "England has XXX something, it's always PROPER something
<Delphy> like PROPER CRICKET
<Database> Delphy: You are absolutely correct. I will endeavour to correct this in future.
<Database> But I like my flat pancakes!
<SilentPsycho> Proper Football as well.
<Database> We also have PROPER WEATHER
<Database> (and PROPER STEREOTYPES)
<HystericalParoxysm> Fuck your thin sad pancakes, Database.
<HystericalParoxysm> No, wait, you CAN'T fuck them because they're all flat and sad and non-fluffy.
<Renske> roll em up, and then fuck em
<HystericalParoxysm> You want a REAL pancake you can fuck, roll up a nice PROPER American pancake. It's soft and fluffy and will make your dick SO HAPPY
<Delphy> Ok so we went from the civil war to fucking pancakes
<Delphy> in 5 mins
<Delphy> gg social