MTS2 Quotes Database

Canoodle> You can get banned for acting 12.
* leesester shuts up
<Canoodle> Man..that was a conversation killer. I thought it was funny,
<Qbuilderz> Hahaha
<infrance> So why don't people get tolded off for lying about there age but then they become 13
<elpemmy> because the didn't make it obvious enough to be badly behaved anyway
<elpemmy> I didn't act like a boob
<elpemmy> crap
<elpemmy> *noob
<Loaf> :P
<Longdaysend> nice slip there ems

[21:49] <viromancy> A shiningt twat is a twat that says to the world "I'm loved and cared for"
[21:50] <viromancy> It says, "Treat me right, like the happy twat I am; or the psycho twat-shining bitch I belong to will cut you."

[03:53] <Cazzy> what's fable, lethemonster?
[03:53] <frazzmeister> game
[03:53] <Cazzy> i gathered that :P
[03:53] <frazzmeister> well its...fable
[03:54] <&Lethe> issa game
[03:54] <frazzmeister> see.
[03:54] <Cazzy> but where do you get it? i'd never heard of it before
[03:54] <djones> shops
[03:54] <Cazzy> what do you do with it?
[03:54] <frazzmeister> highly scientific explanations here.
[03:54] <frazzmeister> play it
[03:54] <&Lethe> you play it, sweety

<ABCRic> lol anyway.
<ABCRic> do you prefer rofl?
<ABCRic> lol, rofl, lmao
<ABCRic> roflmao
<frazzkitteh> laughing your fingers off would be appreciated.

<somuchfun> have you seen the posts by imoz95 - shes going on a bit
<HystericalParoxysm> Complaining about yourself complaining. that's a new one.
<SirEmino> lol
<somuchfun> huh??
<HystericalParoxysm> Strangely enough, we know you -are- imoz95, somuchfun.
<HystericalParoxysm> You have the exact same hostmask and you were here just a short time ago.
<somuchfun> no, why would you say that!!
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:30] * imoz95 (imoz95@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:55] * somuchfun (somuchfun@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Same exact hostmask.
<SirEmino> you should've bold that part
<HystericalParoxysm> Playing dumb is only funny when you're -playing-.
<somuchfun> no, that must be my twin - we share laptops
<SirEmino> next we will probably heard it was his sister
<SirEmino> omg
<SirEmino> lol
<escand> that is precious
<SirEmino> just as i typed that

<hwkemmy> and now I've lost my notes
<hwkemmy> hrmph
<hwkemmy> brb
<Delphy> Oh sorry that was me
* Delphy regurgitates them
<hwkemmy> ooh, found them!
<hwkemmy> okay, bad timing
<hwkemmy> XD

<Zicon> Bouncy meat? =/
<Stormwench> I was trying to avoid that direction...
<Panda> lol
<Panda> try it
<Panda> works in many cafeterias
<Panda> buy a hot god, throw it from shoulder height, release when arm is at chest height
<Panda> itll bounce
<Panda> *dog
<Panda> DOG!
<Stormwench> you can buy Hot Gods!!
<Stormwench> hope they take visa

* Dark_horse_spirit (Dark_horse@AD7D5375.D6D57B33.D610AA3D.IP) has joined #social
<Dark_horse_spirit> can any one tell me how to kill a sim...
<Dark_horse_spirit> this sime follows me around picking fights all day
<Dark_horse_spirit> It's very anoying
<Jon|WoW> No clue.
<Dark_horse_spirit> everywhere I go there is this sim wanting to fight..my character is a wimp, so he always loses..
<Delphy|Out> I got the new dashboard earlier
<Delphy|Out> It's... ok... I'm glad they kept the blades interface on the xbox button though
<Delphy|Out> Dark_horse_spirit: Err, the usual way?
<Dark_horse_spirit> I would hate to start a new game as this one has been running for a while
<Delphy|Out> Pause and enclose them in walls
<Delphy|Out> Or there are various objects you can get to kill sims
<Dark_horse_spirit> likw what..I'd love to budgeon this one with an axe
<Delphy|Out> Somebody has probably done an axe :)
<Dark_horse_spirit> or blow it's head clean off it's shoulders
<Dark_horse_spirit> or maybe hire a hitsim..
<Jon|WoW> Dude, you need to go outside and run around or something. All this negative energy is bad for your health.
<Dark_horse_spirit> ya I think that your right..see ya later..
* Dark_horse_spirit has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<curlybap> ...
<Delphy|Out> lol
<Delphy|Out> Jon 1, newbie 0
<Bubo> lol

[20:36] * Chii gives Bubo a semi see-through bra. :)
[20:36] <Bubo1> yay!
[20:37] <Bubo1> now wtf am i goinng to do with a bra?
[20:37] <&HystericalParoxysm> Tie it around your head and pretend you're a fly?
[20:37] <Bubo1> ooh
[20:37] <Bubo1> BUZZ
[20:37] <Bubo1> BUZZZZZZZZZ
[20:37] <Bubo1> BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

* tek is now known as twat
<Chii> Master?

[13:29] <Delphy> Dont get *tight* boxers
[13:29] <Delphy> Get loose ones
[13:29] <Delphy> Even if you have to go up a size
[13:29] <Djones> tight underwear can lower the sperm count.
[13:29] <Delphy> Sperm production is dependant on the heat of the scrotum
[13:29] <Delphy> Which is why it's OUTSIDE the body
[13:30] <Delphy> It needs slightly cooler temperatures to actually produce optimum amounts of Ren's favourite dish.
[13:30] <Renske> wait what?
[13:30] <Renske> shrimp come out of your penis?
[13:30] <Delphy> EWWW
[13:30] <Delphy> OH GOD NO
[13:31] <HystericalParoxysm> Dude you're gonna give him nightmares.
[13:31] <Delphy> Little feelers poking out your wanghole
[13:31] <Delphy> slowly coming out
[13:31] <HystericalParoxysm> He's gonna dream about those scary monster shrimp onna stick with the legs and eyes shooting out of his wang.
[13:31] <Delphy> then out comes an eye
[13:31] <Database> Aaaaaaaargh.
[13:31] <HystericalParoxysm> Making crunching noises...
[13:31] * Database closes legs quickly.
[13:31] <Database> GAH STOP IT
[13:31] <Delphy> But the kicker is
[13:31] * Database is terrified. Fascinated, but terrified.
[13:31] <Delphy> When it comes out, you have an shrimpgasm
[13:32] <HystericalParoxysm> You squirt cocktail sauce after it?
[13:32] <HystericalParoxysm> GET IT. COCKtail sauce???
[13:32] <Delphy> ...
[13:32] <Database> hur hur hur
[13:32] <Renske> yes. yes, i got it. i laughed. leave me alone.
[13:32] <Delphy> Here, have the iphone app
[13:33] <Renske> PA DUM TISH

<HystericalParoxysm> But if it makes ya feel any better, D got in the parts for your new PC. :)
<whiterider> Now we just have to get him out again

<Angel> hello
<frazzmeister> hihiangel
<frazzmeister> plusspace
<frazzmeister> ...myspacebarisbeingmean fixed it...
<Angel> hi Frazz
<Angel> lol

<Lethe> hihi
<Djones> lowlow
<Djones> You're looking lovely today Lethe, wonderful in fact. I find your mere presense intoxicating...wait....ugh, hard to breath, your beauty suffocating.
<Lethe> :p
* Djones dies all over lethe and gets her arrested for the crime of MURDER BY SEXY
<Lethe> ok, that's kinda flattering

[17:49] <Tigerlilley> They shared a similar nose come to think of it.
[17:49] <Tigerlilley> Farrah and Michael I mean.
[17:49] <Vie> ...
[17:50] <Vie> Thats a rather random observation
[17:50] <~Delphy> Maybe they where somehow linked.
[17:50] <~Delphy> Farrah dies and suddenly Michaels nose loses it's wireless power source
[17:50] <~Delphy> and blam
[17:50] <~Delphy> he dies too
[17:50] <&whiterider> ..wireless nose power?
[17:50] <~Delphy> I mean, that had to be robotic, right? Probably some kind of 11n router.
[17:50] <Vie> That or there the same person?
[17:51] <Tigerlilley> Da da daaaaaaaaaaaah.

frazzmeister> i cant beleaive the shit i can do when i cant tell fingers from my clit

* Longdaysend wants to play with you,photo
<HairmakingParoxysm> Giggity?
<photo> Lol. A month is 7.99 but you have to buy it online.
<photo> 3 months is 20
<Longdaysend> you know, if there ever comes a day when i don't say something you guys can twist into sexual bullshit, let me know.
<photo> That day will never come.
<Longdaysend> i'll throw a fucking party
<photo> http://www.l4d.com/
<Longdaysend> bah...wonder if gamestop sells cards
<whiterider> What kind of party? *eyebrow waggle*
<photo> Yup. For 3 months.
<photo> We don't carry the ones for 1 month anymore.
<Emino> the day would be when photo, whitey, frazzy, saffy, frenchie, hp, d, zicon, pedantic and data dropped dead.
<photo> Hehehe

<Database> deej, you are simultaneously the most elegant and the most fucked-up person I know.
* Djones unlocks the achievement : Fulfill your personal lifetime goals.

<Loaf> super orgasm has sparkly bits...
<ArtsyFrenchie> Loaf: it's called the "afterglow" :D
<Loaf> oh, hush you :P

[19:12] <Qbuilderz> WHAT THE EFF -HOW do you spell peek...peak...UG
[19:13] <Qbuilderz> are they both right or soemthing?
[19:13] <Gangreless> yes
[19:13] <Gangreless> depending on your context
[19:13] <Qbuilderz> "pe?ked my interest"
[19:13] <Gangreless> piqued
[19:14] <Qbuilderz> WHAT THE HELL!
[19:14] <Gangreless> haha
[19:15] <Gangreless> "I took a peek at the girl undressing." "I climbed to the peak of mountain so I could see that girl undressing." "That girl undressing piqued my interest."
[19:15] <Qbuilderz> XD

<Ryan220> Anybody one????
<Safyre420> two
<Tree> three.
<Ryan220> I need to speak to a moderator
<Ryan220> Someone i can report a innapropriate thing too
<Canoodle> Last dance. That was the drifters. :s
<Canoodle> Mhm..what's the problem Ryan?
<Ryan220> On the other chat i logged i and i was created with a very bad message one that shouldnt be on this site
<Canoodle> What chat?
<Ryan220> No Canoodle is a Modertaor
<Ryan220> The social chat not this one
<Ryan220> i took a pic with my computer for proof lol
* Tree takes a quick peek at #social.
<Safyre420> nobody but you has said anything in there for a few hours lol
<Ryan220> I know it wasnt said by someone
<Tree> Oh, the thing up the top?
<Ryan220> it was Welcome **************** i will not say
* Tree giggles.
<Ryan220> no
<Safyre420> caringforyourvagina
<Ryan220> yea haha

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<Canoodle> #social is just a bunch of hedonistic savages waving their willy's at everyone.
* Safyre420 scribbles out willy's and puts tits
<Canoodle> that too

* renske imagines frenchie in a tutu waving his wand about
<renske> .. WAIT STRIKE THAT
<renske> stuff comes out all WRONG today!!!!

* Longdaysend slumps into frenchies embrace and proptly falls asleep
<Longdaysend> propmtly*
<Longdaysend> (fuck it)
<cthru> (ekeke)
<Longdaysend> (is that the sound of my shame?)
<cthru> (no, it's the sound of massdebating)

Loaf> ugh
<Loaf> i hae creaming things
<Loaf> it takes so much effort
<Database> hur hur hur,.
<Database> wait, no.
<Loaf> *hate
<Loaf> ...
<Loaf> dammit
<Loaf> not meant to be dirty, people

Gangreless> I used to think gnomes lived in the tv and made it work
<whiteybook> I used to think that if I pressed my eye right up to the door, I'd be able to see through the gaps between the molecules
<daluved1|physics> wow...white...
<Gangreless> I use to think that with water
<Leopardflower> that is quite a funny mental picture
<whiteybook> Well, logically, it sorta made sense...