MTS2 Quotes Database

<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, no. Guys...I think I might be straight now
<DaveyDaVinci> There was a sexy scene in TB between Tara and Eggs
<DaveyDaVinci> And I thought it was Eggs' butt I saw
<DaveyDaVinci> And I liked it
<DaveyDaVinci> But I think it was Tara's
<DaveyDaVinci> Mind you, she is kinda built like a man
<DaveyDaVinci> Lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, wait
<DaveyDaVinci> No
<DaveyDaVinci> It was Egg's
<DaveyDaVinci> Yay :D
<astillac> 0__o
<DaveyDaVinci> Crisis averted

<HystericalParoxysm> I like antelopes. They're fuzzy, and they smell of bread.

[18:37] [Samekh2] Hey Delphy.
[18:37] [Samekh2] I didn't see you there.
[18:37] [Delphy] I didn't see me either.
[18:37] [Delphy] It's lucky I found myself
[18:37] [Delphy] I could have gotten lost!
[18:37] [Samekh2] Truly.
[18:38] [Delphy] Then that forest would have been lacking trees. Did I tell you about my cheese adventure?
[18:38] [Samekh2] I have missed seeing you around you tart, Delphy.
[18:38] [Delphy] I know. How is your washer?
[18:38] [Samekh2] What sort f cheese?
[18:38] [Delphy] Blue of course. My screwdriver is bent.
[18:39] [Samekh2] What sort of blue?
[18:39] [Samekh2] Saying Blue Cheese? What?
[18:39] [Delphy] It's a purpley blue, like my old school bag.
[18:39] [Samekh2] I need names.
[18:40] [Delphy] I think his name was Barry, which reminds me of a story I heard when I out yesterday about the pringles can and the bottle of meths.
[18:40] [Samekh2] Barry Cheese, there is no such thing.
[18:40] [Delphy] Oh but there is. Haven't you ever been to that chip shop round the corner where they sell those scallops with taco sauce?
[18:41] [Samekh2] You may be eating a prussian blue or a.... when I remember it I'l come to your aid.
[18:41] [Samekh2] It must be French.
[18:41] [Delphy] Are you thinking of the dog? Becuase I had a maths class once and it was very hard.
[18:42] [Samekh2] Ah. Cam picked a back of Ceps worth 20 quid on the open market today.
[18:42] [Samekh2] There are better Fungi.
[18:42] [Delphy] There is a nice open market back in my home town. It sells nice muffins. Have you ever eaten a muffin? Please dont be mad at me.
[18:42] [Samekh2] I have eaten muffin. I'm not mad at you.
[18:43] [Samekh2] Have you ever eaten Boletus Edulis?
[18:43] [Delphy] Okay phew. Becuase I'd have to go round that tree and eat some mushrooms.
[18:44] [Samekh2] Cam picked a carrier bag full today.
[18:44] [Delphy] We have to pay for carrier bags here.
[18:44] [Samekh2] Here too.
[18:44] [Delphy] You know, fish get caught in them, and my cat once had a fun time trying to find one.
[18:44] [Delphy] Also, some people can't fight thier way out of paper bags. Did you know that?
[18:44] [Samekh2] Do you have a cat? God then I love you.
[18:45] [Delphy] I know you do. I found myself.
[18:45] [Samekh2] In a bag that a cat couln't find itself out of?
[18:46] [Samekh2] That's what us big pussycats do.
[18:46] [Delphy] I was looking on the list and thinking "My back is itchy" and then I suddenly remembered I needed to pay my electric bill, but the doorbell went and I had to answer it and it was the postman and he was telling me about this girl down the road and she has this weetabix box and there is a toad in it and it's on a washer. Did I ask you about your washer yet?
[18:46] [Samekh2] The toad?
[18:46] [Jax2] LICK THE TOAD!
[18:47] [Samekh2] What sort of toad? Do not lick it.
[18:47] [Delphy] I did not lick the toad, but I know somebody who did and he went all blue and ate some cheese.
[18:47] [Delphy] I like asparagus too.
[18:47] [Samekh2] Delphy has a neighbour with a pet toad that's all. Fuck off.
[18:48] [Samekh2] So many predators.
[18:48] [Delphy] I believe the fox eats cats too.
[18:48] [Delphy] My poor pussy.
[18:48] [Samekh2] A fox lives in a box with sox on it's cox. Isn't that the truth.
[18:49] [Delphy] I'm glad you said that. It is the truth! I firmly believe that socks have rights. Did I tell you about that time I lost my blue sock?
[18:49] [Samekh2] No.
[18:49] [Delphy] I found it in the end, in the washer. It was mixed with my black ones, but I didn't notice becuase I had dropped my glasses, and had to find a screwdriver.
[18:49] [Samekh2] I missed the blue sock incident.
[18:49] [Delphy] You should have been here.
[18:49] [Delphy] Why weren't you here?
[18:50] [Samekh2] You needed me?
[18:50] [Delphy] Do you hate me? I really should be banned, you know.
[18:50] [Samekh2] Two she.
[18:50] [Delphy] Two? That's interesting becuase the girl with the toad has a "friend". She's cute, but she looks at me like I am weird. Am I weird? Do you think so?
[18:51] [Samekh2] Delphy, if you are really pissed, you can sort of ally yourself with me and I will field your fan mail, and just be weird at weird people.
[18:52] [Delphy] I do need a personal assistant actually. Did I tell you what I did with the last one?
[18:52] [Samekh2] I don't need to know sir.
[18:53] [Delphy] I think you want to know, so I'll tell you anyway. You see, she had this letter opener and it was very sharp and when I went to pick up my mail I pricked my finger on it, which was really the last straw becuase she'd be going to lunch every day and eating cheese. Then I had to run out and get a bandaid, and that reminds me of when I fell off my bike. Do you ride a bike?
[18:53] [Samekh2] Sorry Delphy, I am a bit of a dog that can't not bite.
[18:54] [Samekh2] By instinct I dislike dogs, so I'll do it as a cat.
[18:54] [Samekh2] You'd what?
[18:54] [Delphy] So does that mean I can pet your pussy then? Please let me, I bet it's nice and soft. Don't kick me for that please
[18:55] [Samekh2] Delphy. I love you but you can be extremely lacsivious.
[18:56] [Delphy] I can't help it you know, I think it's the number two after you nick, which reminds me of those girls again.
[18:56] [Samekh2] White wine and eighties ska.
[18:56] [Delphy] Speaking of shit did I tell you when I was in a horse stall and I had to go outside and then I thought about some wine and a nice restaurant. I went to one recently, did you know that?
[18:57] [Samekh2] You have to explain this again in a minute Delphy, I am going for a tab. Come back because I am interested.
[18:57] [Delphy] I shall wait for you but please do not go for long. I miss our scintillating conversations you know.
[18:59] [Samekh2] The practicalities are, I can only find one slipper. I need a wee. There is a massive chunk of Afgani Black in the kitchen. Cameron is snoring and peaceful. I need a wee.
[19:00] [Delphy] Perhaps you should go to the bathroom then? I need to open a window it's hot in here.
[19:00] [Samekh2] You miss me you tart? I don't believe you. I'll believe me when you talk about the fairy tales you remember.
[19:01] [Delphy] I don't believe you then, but fairy tales does sound interesting. Perhaps you know of the one with the forest and the house made entirely of panties?
[19:02] [Samekh2] What do you dream of Delphy?
[19:10] [Delphy] I always wondered why that was. Perhaps some strange church holiday we don't know about? Do you go to church, you seem the type.
[19:10] [Samekh2] Do you have robotic limbs Delphy?
[19:11] [Delphy] Only some.
[19:11] [Samekh2] What type?
[19:11] [Delphy] I think it was a diesel 100,000 HP motor with a type D stack.
[19:11] [Samekh2] Fun, but I am never succcumbed by this stuff.
[19:12] [Samekh2] I prefer the cure.
[19:12] [Delphy] I do too, although lately I have been getting into vocal trance. Do you like that too?
[19:13] [Samekh2] I have no idea what vocal trance is. I like...
[19:13] [Delphy] You like me, don't you? Please dont hate me.
[19:13] [Samekh2] My dad sang in quiors.
[19:14] [Samekh2] They are truly apropes?
[19:14] [Samekh2] New word I learnt.
[19:14] [Delphy] I think so.
[19:15] [Samekh2] Yes.
[19:15] [Delphy] Do you think they should anti disestablish that mentarianism?
[19:15] [Samekh2] No, they were eitghties.
[19:16] [Samekh2] You want to ascribe those ideas to modern music?
[19:17] [Samekh2] First things first. Four year old's love ska and particularly Busta Bloodvessal.
[19:17] [Samekh2] They seem to hate Blondie for some reason.
[19:18] [Samekh2] Delphy twat are you here?
[19:18] [Samekh2] Wake up Delphy.

[16:38] <Triviabot> 10. In 1971 ---------- gains independence from Britain.
Answer: bahrain
[16:38] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _______
[16:38] <whiterider> America

<Vie> thats right, fear my Logitech Wingman... ..oh lord, Extreme... ..I actualy own a product with "Extreme" on it...
<Vie> shoot me now
<Catf|sh> hehe
* Catf|sh hands Vie a spork to do himself in
<flyingpigeon> how is he going to shoot himself with a spork?

[19:44] <Triviabot> 33. Which word can precede the following; -count -bath -bank?
[19:44] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _____
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> sperm
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> wait...
[19:44] <P-epsi> blood
[19:44] <Triviabot> P-epsi got the answer: blood in 10.704 seconds. Points: 1608 Rank: 3rd
[19:44] <Triviabot> Current Round: P-epsi-32 HystericalParoxysm-30 Nurrah-4
[19:44] <P-epsi> ewww

[23:37] <Safyre420|Pets> I really should learn to make my own hoods *nods*
[23:37] <Pffle|pics> there's a penis neighborhood... but it could be done better I think..
[23:38] <Pffle|pics> the vagina shaped neighborhood wasn't bad though
[23:38] <Safyre420|Pets> I saw that I wasn't impressed
[23:38] <Star|IGW> then it's realistic

<@frazzmeister> zomg... now i see a jar of paprika humping a cactus...

<frazzmeister> does anyone know someone with an exploding ambulance who was sexually assualted by a bear?
<jhd1189> ?!
<Arch> err...
<GreenStraws> ...?
<Arch> can't say that I do
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, not a bear...

<GreenStraws> I feel like dancing.
* tigerlilley puts up the discoball
<Cliff> at first i was afriad
<Cliff> i was petrified
<GreenStraws> Cliff. No.
<Cliff> dunno how I'd ever live without you by my side...
* justKYLE chases evilKYLE and gets side tracked by shiny floating ball
<Cliff> oh yes GreenStraws, ooohhhh yes!
<tigerlilley> then i spent so many nights
<tigerlilley> thinking how you did me wrong
<tigerlilley> but i grew strong
<Cliff> thinking how you did me wrong
<Cliff> and I learned how to get along
<Cliff> so now youre back!
<tigerlilley> and i learned how to GET ALONG *cue drum beat*
<Cliff> from outer space!
<tigerlilley> from outer space!
<Cliff> I just walked and found ya here with that sad look upon your face!
<tigerlilley> i shoulda changed da da da da
<tigerlilley> (can't remember the words)
<Cliff> I should have changed that stupid lock, shoulkda made you leave your key
<GreenStraws> i shoulda made you give your key
<longdaysend> wow..i was really busy yesterday..i have at least 1000 files dated 01/12/2007...
<Cliff> if Id known for just one second youd be back to bother me
<GreenStraws> Wow.
<tigerlilley> SO NOW GO
<Cliff> Go on now GO
<GreenStraws> WALK OUT THE DOOR
<Cliff> walk out the door
<Cliff> just turn around now!
<justKYLE> haha
<justKYLE> this is priceless
<tigerlilley> your not welcome anymore!
<Cliff> cause youre not welcome anmore
<Cliff> Ive got all my life to live
<longdaysend> this is great..we even have the backup singers
<Cliff> Ive got all my love to Give
<tigerlilley> and i got all my love to give
<tigerlilley> i will survive!
<Cliff> i will survive
<tigerlilley> I WILL SURVIVE!
<Cliff> I WILL SURVIVE
<tigerlilley> HEY HEY
<GreenStraws> Hey hey.
<Cliff> HEY HEY HEY'
<justKYLE> i know I can picture gold sparkly jump siuts
<GreenStraws> We are all morons.
<tigerlilley> do do do do do doooo do do do doo do do dee dee ddeee dee dee do
<longdaysend> swayin side to side
<longdaysend> lol
<Cliff> indeed we are, indeed we are...

<lollipop> duz any1 1na tlk 2 lollipop?
<HystericalParoxysm> Geez, not if you're gonna talk like that.

<Bunny> I wonder if the monkeys know they are being filmed for dscovery and try to put on a really good show
<Cheeseisgood> XD
<Bunny> or if they always do it like that?
<Cheeseisgood> Well, from what I've seen, no.
<Bunny> you watch monkeys doin it often?
<Cheeseisgood> Occasionaly.

<Greenie|Ducks> My ducks are shiny. And ducky.
<Bubo> really i thought they were fishey
<Greenie|Ducks> ...
<Greenie|Ducks> Shaddap.

[14:11] <KYLEartist> kniting is so hard XD
[14:11] <KYLEartist> this 90 year old on her death bed lady tried to teach me after she said i needed jesus
[14:11] <HystericalParoxysm> Jesus knits?

[17:18:15] * dj|darkmatterwang is now known as dj|darkmatterwank
[17:18:23] * dj|darkmatterwank is now known as dj|darkmatterwang
[17:18:29] <dj|darkmatterwang> stop cahnging my nick white
[17:18:43] <&whiterider> Dark matter wank!!!
[17:18:55] <dj|darkmatterwang> your all jealous of my dark mattery spunky goodness
[17:19:13] <&whiterider> I have no need to be jealous, I can get it whwenever I like :D
[17:19:20] * shakazulu vomits
[17:19:22] <dj|darkmatterwang> white has it on mail order
[17:19:29] <&HystericalParoxysm> The texture thing is a biiiiiiiig file but it's one time and then your game is always beautiful.
[17:19:41] <dj|darkmatterwang> the dark matter, not shaks vomit, and i lvoe how hp is calmly ignoring the whole convosation
[17:20:13] <Greenie> Gotta love HP.
[17:20:25] <dj|darkmatterwang> no i don't
[17:20:31] <dj|darkmatterwang> i don't gotta, i jsut do it out of fear
[17:21:08] * HystericalParoxysm changes topic to 'Welcome to #Oblivion, the chat for mudcrabs, mystic elves, and necrophiliac...err, necromancer... err... alchemists... to hang out and talk about where to score some skooma.'
[17:21:27] <Viromancy> if your wang is dark matter, doesn't that mean it's totally invisible, unfindable by any normal means and of interest only to theoreticians?

<Bubo> i can speak enlish

<frazzmeister> quack
<piglet> Buck
<SilentPsycho> Meow
<Greenie|Insane> Ribbit.
<SilentPsycho> Growl
<-- FurryPanda has quit (Quit: eep)

<whiterider> Daniel shaved his leg
<whiterider> Just one
<HystericalParoxysm> Well that's stupid.
<HystericalParoxysm> Then you can't rub the smooth legs against each other.
<HystericalParoxysm> Like a de-furred cricket.
<HystericalParoxysm> And make no noise but a sad little squeak.
<HystericalParoxysm> Sad fleshy cricket.

<whiterider> Would it be a bad idea for me to steal and drink copiuos amounts of alcohol 9 hours before I have to leave for college?
<whiterider> Wait
<whiterider> 12-1 != 9
<Database> 12-1 = 11. :P
<Greenie> Good job White.
<deadguy> are you *sure* you're not already drunk?
<Greenie> Im proud of you.
<Database> White fails Year 1 maths. :p

[13:36] <Stormy> see I am old enough to be your mother!
[13:36] <ChocolateCake> Mom!? =o
[13:36] <Stormy> Winston!
[13:36] <ChocolateCake> OMG!

* Greenie|CanSpellTongue coughs up the fuzz stuck in her mouth.
* frazzmeister read fuzz as frazz.
* Greenie|CanSpellTongue would wonder what the hell was going on if Frazz was stuck in her mouth...

<SirTeatime> whitey, i dint speak english as first language, unlike you :p
<Greenie> **didnt
<SirTeatime> and that is directed to JB and greenie too
<white|breakfast> Who said english was my first language?
<SirTeatime> me?
<JohnBrehaut1> Crying was my first :P
<JohnBrehaut1> As many babies do.
<SirTeatime> crying is not a recognised language
<white|breakfast> Yes it is
<Greenie> You have obviously not been around children much.
<JohnBrehaut1> see.....
<white|breakfast> Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh clearly means I WANT xxxxxx NOW!!!
<Greenie> Its totally a language.
<white|breakfast> Whereas *hiccup* *sob* means I'm tired ;_;
<SirTeatime> ...
<JohnBrehaut1> or WUAWUAWAAAAAAAAA! means I did xxxx!
<Greenie> And more of a WYAAAHHHHHHH means ow that fucking hurt.
<white|breakfast> pwned, Emi

<Jessica> you dont even miss me when im gone!
* Jessica pouts
<BeneLeftNouk> ye sI do
<Jessica> wb SP
<BeneLeftNouk> I leave you special messages
<BeneLeftNouk> like: are you awake?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: are you here?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: w00t!
<SilentPsycho> and: are you sane?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: I ated the cookie
<SilentPsycho> and: are you naked?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: marry meh
<BeneLeftNouk> and: I cheated on you with ChocolateCake srry thx
<SilentPsycho> and: do you want to know I'm naked?
<ChocolateCake> Noukeh! D:
<HP|Gin> You cheated on me with Jessica and cheated on Jessica with ChocolateCake?!
* HP|Gin sobs.
* HP|Gin is heartbroken.
<BeneLeftNouk> omg she's here
<BeneLeftNouk> now i'm screwed
<SilentPsycho> HP's had a little too much gin..

<Delphy> make me stuffs!!!
<Delphy> that I'll never use!
* Tyler makes Delphy some panties.

<Longdaysend> Loafie: you around or did you finally pluck up the courage to get food?
<ChaoticNihilist> and then...
<ChaoticNihilist> the room went deadly silent, waiting and waiting for loafie's response
<ChaoticNihilist> while each one watched their own porns
<ChaoticNihilist> don't tell me it's just me.
<ChaoticNihilist> and i say 5:30pm is already time for porn.
<ChaoticNihilist> awwww odo must be one of the cutest aliens EVAH
<Database> ... Alien porn?
<Longdaysend> :P
<Longdaysend> only the best for our CN