MTS2 Quotes Database

<renske> and if i'll be menstruating on my wedding SO HELP ME I WILL CUT A BITCH PROBABLY J'S MOM.
<Nouk> Just shift your menstruation with your pill
<renske> i'm not on the pill.
<Nouk> Go to the doctor and get it shifted temporary, they have something...
<elpemmy> wait. Aren't there thingies you can get that like induce the period now so you don't have to deal with it some other place?
<renske> some other place? like... my nose?

<PharaohHound> We need a guide - "how to read instructions"
<PharaohHound> not that anyone would read it
<whiterider> 1. Open eyes. No, I said OPEN. That thing you do so light hits your eyeballs and you can see. Right, good. Now. 2. Direct eyes at screen. At the screen. Come on. Yoohoo. Hello? You still with us?
<PharaohHound> I think you should just say "idiots who can't read simple directions will be disqualified."
<PharaohHound> We also strongly recommend against procreation: for the sake of future generations of moderators
* heaven is wondering if PH is HP in disguise.
<whiterider> There are similarities...
<HystericalParoxysm> PH knits, too.
<HystericalParoxysm> :D
<PharaohHound> WE'RE LIKE TWINS
<HystericalParoxysm> Obviously, this means we should exchange pics of our boobs.
<PharaohHound> That is the natural course of action

<Lethe> holy hell there's brynjolf slash
* FrazzMEISTER is now known as frazzmeister
* Elexis (Elexis@fd-CEC33479.static.zebra.lt) has joined #social
<Lethe> and it's half an hour later
<Lethe> damnit
<Lethe> that will be an interesting convo with my boss tomorrow
<Lethe> "yes, i was working on the presentation, but then i got distracted by slash involving a side character in a game'
<frazzmeister> Distract with a kitten?
<Lethe> emergency kitten!
<Lethe> always carry one with you
<frazzmeister> yes.
<frazzmeister> "you're under arrest, you have the right to remainOMGKITTEN"
<Lethe> indeed

<whiterider> Oh gawd, Buzz. If you accidentally ban that uploader, I won't tell
<Buzzler> How would I do that my bubble-wrapped warnhammer?
<whiterider> Either you missed a word, or that's the weirdest term of endearment I have ever been confronted with

[01:25am] <Kelly> You just keep working your tongue out and getting it wet and it loosens up.
[01:25am] <Sesmo> LMAO
[01:25am] <Kelly> ....
[01:25am] <Kelly> shut up.

<Delphy> I CHALLNEGE YOU TO A GAME OF AIR HOCKEY
<en7en> YES!
<en7en> A DUEL!
<en7en> A DUEL!
* Delphy decapitates en7en with a spork
* Delphy WINS

[11:31pm] <Kelly> Touche, mum.
[11:31pm] <kathy> no it's touch me

[02:51am] <HystericalParoxysm> Yeah... where a cat will fall off the couch and look horribly embarassed and try to look like they meant to do that, a ferret will throw themselves off the couch, bounce off the coffee table, and fall to the floor giggling and bouncing around like mad.

<jixogasbi> do you know how to put objects in diagonal in sims 2???
<SilentPsycho> Look in the help forums
<SilentPsycho> Not here.
<Oriana> Help forums, yup
<SilentPsycho> We are not the drones you are looking for.
<SilentPsycho> Bugger, I meant to say droids.
<Oriana> drones work

[12:15am] <HystericalParoxysm> Man, is there a convention in town or something?
[12:15am] <Bink13y> yah the society of the brain minimalists

<Ginger> Does anyone know a good site to get downloads?
<HystericalParoxysm> Ginger, modthesims2.com :)
<Ginger> You can get downloads off of here? Cool =)

[18:37] [Samekh2] Hey Delphy.
[18:37] [Samekh2] I didn't see you there.
[18:37] [Delphy] I didn't see me either.
[18:37] [Delphy] It's lucky I found myself
[18:37] [Delphy] I could have gotten lost!
[18:37] [Samekh2] Truly.
[18:38] [Delphy] Then that forest would have been lacking trees. Did I tell you about my cheese adventure?
[18:38] [Samekh2] I have missed seeing you around you tart, Delphy.
[18:38] [Delphy] I know. How is your washer?
[18:38] [Samekh2] What sort f cheese?
[18:38] [Delphy] Blue of course. My screwdriver is bent.
[18:39] [Samekh2] What sort of blue?
[18:39] [Samekh2] Saying Blue Cheese? What?
[18:39] [Delphy] It's a purpley blue, like my old school bag.
[18:39] [Samekh2] I need names.
[18:40] [Delphy] I think his name was Barry, which reminds me of a story I heard when I out yesterday about the pringles can and the bottle of meths.
[18:40] [Samekh2] Barry Cheese, there is no such thing.
[18:40] [Delphy] Oh but there is. Haven't you ever been to that chip shop round the corner where they sell those scallops with taco sauce?
[18:41] [Samekh2] You may be eating a prussian blue or a.... when I remember it I'l come to your aid.
[18:41] [Samekh2] It must be French.
[18:41] [Delphy] Are you thinking of the dog? Becuase I had a maths class once and it was very hard.
[18:42] [Samekh2] Ah. Cam picked a back of Ceps worth 20 quid on the open market today.
[18:42] [Samekh2] There are better Fungi.
[18:42] [Delphy] There is a nice open market back in my home town. It sells nice muffins. Have you ever eaten a muffin? Please dont be mad at me.
[18:42] [Samekh2] I have eaten muffin. I'm not mad at you.
[18:43] [Samekh2] Have you ever eaten Boletus Edulis?
[18:43] [Delphy] Okay phew. Becuase I'd have to go round that tree and eat some mushrooms.
[18:44] [Samekh2] Cam picked a carrier bag full today.
[18:44] [Delphy] We have to pay for carrier bags here.
[18:44] [Samekh2] Here too.
[18:44] [Delphy] You know, fish get caught in them, and my cat once had a fun time trying to find one.
[18:44] [Delphy] Also, some people can't fight thier way out of paper bags. Did you know that?
[18:44] [Samekh2] Do you have a cat? God then I love you.
[18:45] [Delphy] I know you do. I found myself.
[18:45] [Samekh2] In a bag that a cat couln't find itself out of?
[18:46] [Samekh2] That's what us big pussycats do.
[18:46] [Delphy] I was looking on the list and thinking "My back is itchy" and then I suddenly remembered I needed to pay my electric bill, but the doorbell went and I had to answer it and it was the postman and he was telling me about this girl down the road and she has this weetabix box and there is a toad in it and it's on a washer. Did I ask you about your washer yet?
[18:46] [Samekh2] The toad?
[18:46] [Jax2] LICK THE TOAD!
[18:47] [Samekh2] What sort of toad? Do not lick it.
[18:47] [Delphy] I did not lick the toad, but I know somebody who did and he went all blue and ate some cheese.
[18:47] [Delphy] I like asparagus too.
[18:47] [Samekh2] Delphy has a neighbour with a pet toad that's all. Fuck off.
[18:48] [Samekh2] So many predators.
[18:48] [Delphy] I believe the fox eats cats too.
[18:48] [Delphy] My poor pussy.
[18:48] [Samekh2] A fox lives in a box with sox on it's cox. Isn't that the truth.
[18:49] [Delphy] I'm glad you said that. It is the truth! I firmly believe that socks have rights. Did I tell you about that time I lost my blue sock?
[18:49] [Samekh2] No.
[18:49] [Delphy] I found it in the end, in the washer. It was mixed with my black ones, but I didn't notice becuase I had dropped my glasses, and had to find a screwdriver.
[18:49] [Samekh2] I missed the blue sock incident.
[18:49] [Delphy] You should have been here.
[18:49] [Delphy] Why weren't you here?
[18:50] [Samekh2] You needed me?
[18:50] [Delphy] Do you hate me? I really should be banned, you know.
[18:50] [Samekh2] Two she.
[18:50] [Delphy] Two? That's interesting becuase the girl with the toad has a "friend". She's cute, but she looks at me like I am weird. Am I weird? Do you think so?
[18:51] [Samekh2] Delphy, if you are really pissed, you can sort of ally yourself with me and I will field your fan mail, and just be weird at weird people.
[18:52] [Delphy] I do need a personal assistant actually. Did I tell you what I did with the last one?
[18:52] [Samekh2] I don't need to know sir.
[18:53] [Delphy] I think you want to know, so I'll tell you anyway. You see, she had this letter opener and it was very sharp and when I went to pick up my mail I pricked my finger on it, which was really the last straw becuase she'd be going to lunch every day and eating cheese. Then I had to run out and get a bandaid, and that reminds me of when I fell off my bike. Do you ride a bike?
[18:53] [Samekh2] Sorry Delphy, I am a bit of a dog that can't not bite.
[18:54] [Samekh2] By instinct I dislike dogs, so I'll do it as a cat.
[18:54] [Samekh2] You'd what?
[18:54] [Delphy] So does that mean I can pet your pussy then? Please let me, I bet it's nice and soft. Don't kick me for that please
[18:55] [Samekh2] Delphy. I love you but you can be extremely lacsivious.
[18:56] [Delphy] I can't help it you know, I think it's the number two after you nick, which reminds me of those girls again.
[18:56] [Samekh2] White wine and eighties ska.
[18:56] [Delphy] Speaking of shit did I tell you when I was in a horse stall and I had to go outside and then I thought about some wine and a nice restaurant. I went to one recently, did you know that?
[18:57] [Samekh2] You have to explain this again in a minute Delphy, I am going for a tab. Come back because I am interested.
[18:57] [Delphy] I shall wait for you but please do not go for long. I miss our scintillating conversations you know.
[18:59] [Samekh2] The practicalities are, I can only find one slipper. I need a wee. There is a massive chunk of Afgani Black in the kitchen. Cameron is snoring and peaceful. I need a wee.
[19:00] [Delphy] Perhaps you should go to the bathroom then? I need to open a window it's hot in here.
[19:00] [Samekh2] You miss me you tart? I don't believe you. I'll believe me when you talk about the fairy tales you remember.
[19:01] [Delphy] I don't believe you then, but fairy tales does sound interesting. Perhaps you know of the one with the forest and the house made entirely of panties?
[19:02] [Samekh2] What do you dream of Delphy?
[19:10] [Delphy] I always wondered why that was. Perhaps some strange church holiday we don't know about? Do you go to church, you seem the type.
[19:10] [Samekh2] Do you have robotic limbs Delphy?
[19:11] [Delphy] Only some.
[19:11] [Samekh2] What type?
[19:11] [Delphy] I think it was a diesel 100,000 HP motor with a type D stack.
[19:11] [Samekh2] Fun, but I am never succcumbed by this stuff.
[19:12] [Samekh2] I prefer the cure.
[19:12] [Delphy] I do too, although lately I have been getting into vocal trance. Do you like that too?
[19:13] [Samekh2] I have no idea what vocal trance is. I like...
[19:13] [Delphy] You like me, don't you? Please dont hate me.
[19:13] [Samekh2] My dad sang in quiors.
[19:14] [Samekh2] They are truly apropes?
[19:14] [Samekh2] New word I learnt.
[19:14] [Delphy] I think so.
[19:15] [Samekh2] Yes.
[19:15] [Delphy] Do you think they should anti disestablish that mentarianism?
[19:15] [Samekh2] No, they were eitghties.
[19:16] [Samekh2] You want to ascribe those ideas to modern music?
[19:17] [Samekh2] First things first. Four year old's love ska and particularly Busta Bloodvessal.
[19:17] [Samekh2] They seem to hate Blondie for some reason.
[19:18] [Samekh2] Delphy twat are you here?
[19:18] [Samekh2] Wake up Delphy.

<CatRose> let's talking about something else
<CatRose> any suggestions?
<Vie> Erm...
<Vie> Cars
<Vie> Cats
<Vie> Carrots
<Vie> Cany Cother Cthings begining with C
<CatRose> Camera
<CatRose> Cartoons
<CatRose> your favorite cartoon?
<Vie> Hum
<Vie> good question, probably Futurama
<Foamy> Zoidberg: Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
<Vie> ...
<Vie> Now theres an Image I dint need

<frazzmeister> be nice. im drunbk. i can ban you .........
<frazzmeister> rofl.
<frazzmeister> i suck.
<frazzmeister> oops.
<Anna> i don't
<frazzmeister> must not say im an a dick.

* SilentPsycho kicks Jon into #help
<SilentPsycho> Techie-style help needed
<SilentPsycho> My knowledge about video cards is that my own is complete crap, and that's about it
<whiterider> Same here
<whiterider> Be gracious Jopn, were calling you intelligent :D
<whiterider> *Jon, even
<SilentPsycho> Anyone who knows anything about them, go to #gelp
<whiterider> *we're, as well
<whiterider> Or alternatively #help
<whiterider> But #gelp's good too :)

<Lethe> I'd take numenor's word for anything :)
<teknofil> yup, if Numenor said you stand on your head and spin around three times while using simpe to get something to work I would at least have to try it multiple times just to make sure I hadn't messed it up myself.

[16:38] <Triviabot> 10. In 1971 ---------- gains independence from Britain.
Answer: bahrain
[16:38] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _______
[16:38] <whiterider> America

Jul 31 14:37:46 * whiterider stamps on a couple of cocks
Jul 31 14:37:51 whiterider *cockroaches
Jul 31 14:37:55 whiterider Even...

<Oriana> we have one too, but its really my husband, a mac
<Oriana> husband's
<Oriana> lol
<missangelica> your husband is a mac!
<missangelica> no wonder he is so smart.

<whiterider> Frenchie credied the stressballs to me :)
<whiterider> *creditted, damn you surly!
<whiterider> -t
<curlybap> whahahah!
<curlybap> +a
* curlybap suggests a "Bad-typing" channel to teach people to type: #typeright?
<curlybap> whoops, just joined that...
<whiterider> roflmao
* curlybapn is a silly little bugger
<whiterider> You pwn the quotes db...
<curlybap> wtf, i just went to http://www.dulphster.net/irc

<HystericalParoxysm> He needs a good cockpunch.
<CatRose> that sounds painfull
<HystericalParoxysm> That's the idea, yes.

<missangelica|pets> Don't be hating HP. LOVE!
<HystericalParoxysm> Don't make me hit you.

<Lethe|meshing> hullo fp
<Lethe|meshing> have some coffee
<Lethe|meshing> !coffee flyingpigeon
<Lethe|meshing> come on foamy
<flyingpigeon> :D
<flyingpigeon> Hi Lethe!
* Lethe|meshing kicks foamy
* Foamy gives flyingpigeon a cup of coffee. :)
<Lethe|meshing> kick start :)

<GreenStraws> I feel like dancing.
* tigerlilley puts up the discoball
<Cliff> at first i was afriad
<Cliff> i was petrified
<GreenStraws> Cliff. No.
<Cliff> dunno how I'd ever live without you by my side...
* justKYLE chases evilKYLE and gets side tracked by shiny floating ball
<Cliff> oh yes GreenStraws, ooohhhh yes!
<tigerlilley> then i spent so many nights
<tigerlilley> thinking how you did me wrong
<tigerlilley> but i grew strong
<Cliff> thinking how you did me wrong
<Cliff> and I learned how to get along
<Cliff> so now youre back!
<tigerlilley> and i learned how to GET ALONG *cue drum beat*
<Cliff> from outer space!
<tigerlilley> from outer space!
<Cliff> I just walked and found ya here with that sad look upon your face!
<tigerlilley> i shoulda changed da da da da
<tigerlilley> (can't remember the words)
<Cliff> I should have changed that stupid lock, shoulkda made you leave your key
<GreenStraws> i shoulda made you give your key
<longdaysend> wow..i was really busy yesterday..i have at least 1000 files dated 01/12/2007...
<Cliff> if Id known for just one second youd be back to bother me
<GreenStraws> Wow.
<tigerlilley> SO NOW GO
<Cliff> Go on now GO
<GreenStraws> WALK OUT THE DOOR
<Cliff> walk out the door
<Cliff> just turn around now!
<justKYLE> haha
<justKYLE> this is priceless
<tigerlilley> your not welcome anymore!
<Cliff> cause youre not welcome anmore
<Cliff> Ive got all my life to live
<longdaysend> this is great..we even have the backup singers
<Cliff> Ive got all my love to Give
<tigerlilley> and i got all my love to give
<tigerlilley> i will survive!
<Cliff> i will survive
<tigerlilley> I WILL SURVIVE!
<Cliff> I WILL SURVIVE
<tigerlilley> HEY HEY
<GreenStraws> Hey hey.
<Cliff> HEY HEY HEY'
<justKYLE> i know I can picture gold sparkly jump siuts
<GreenStraws> We are all morons.
<tigerlilley> do do do do do doooo do do do doo do do dee dee ddeee dee dee do
<longdaysend> swayin side to side
<longdaysend> lol
<Cliff> indeed we are, indeed we are...

[14:11] <KYLEartist> kniting is so hard XD
[14:11] <KYLEartist> this 90 year old on her death bed lady tried to teach me after she said i needed jesus
[14:11] <HystericalParoxysm> Jesus knits?