MTS2 Quotes Database

<missangelica> omg.. I just forgot what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT.

<AbstractSIMmer187> ok
<AbstractSIMmer187> bobbies people
<AbstractSIMmer187> i love em\
<AbstractSIMmer187> do you?
<HystericalParoxysm> You can't even spell it.
<AbstractSIMmer187> boobies
<HystericalParoxysm> You've never seen a pair of tits in your life, have you?
<HystericalParoxysm> Not in person, anyway.

<frazz|drunk> i need to pee.... if i dont return, i drowned, avenge my death by ecskploding your toilet.

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<John> !coffee star
* Foamy gives star a cup of coffee. :)
<John> damn you foamy, i wanted you to chuck it on her :p
<John> so how is everyone ?
<Starrystar> o.O John
<frazzmeister> uh..
<John> i call it express delivery, star ;)
<frazzmeister> note to self.. never ask John to pass the sulfuric acid.

<frazzmeister> !coke Kelly
* Foamy opens up a fresh can of coke and sets it in front of kelly
<sEpHeRs> !sex sephy
<Lethe|work> lol
<sEpHeRs> bastard
<Bunny> haha outta luck

<frazzmeister> zzznarb.
* frazzmeister said something odd.
<frazzmeister> in th eplace that isnt here.
<frazzmeister> <frazzmeister> pacman and delphy are the same person when your drunk..
<whiterider> does delphy eat balls too then?
<frazzmeister> i guess so....

[Bunny] Theres not a single quote by me in that fucking database.. its not fair! I'm FUCKING hilarious!!
• Bunny sulks

[22:17] <flyingpigeon> they give me rashes, but I'm sure they are rashes of love

* Chrysophylax fondles Binkbonk
<Chrysophylax> err
* Chrysophylax fondles missangelica
<missangelica> rofl!
<Chrysophylax> had a slip there

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<frazzmeister> not that i have a legion of blind horny pixel moneky minions hidden in my basement......
<frazzmeister> ..wrong window....
<frazzmeister> G'day pompom....
<frazzmeister> ignore me, im not right..

<JK11> Rain, how old are you? :P
<Rain> Great! i gotta go guys, catch you later
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<frazzmeister> potato, can you spell "cat"?
<frazzmeister> potato?
<frazzmeister> photo

<frazzmeister> im a duck
<whiterider> Do you mean dick? =P
<frazzmeister> yes
<frazzmeister> yes i do
<frazzmeister> i am a dick

<justsimmingthanx> sorry just reallt thinking to hard aboty typing

* LadyIslay touches Nurrah
<Nurrah> O.o
<Nurrah> Careful, you might get atheist cooties ;)
<LadyIslay> pfft.
<LadyIslay> Atheists don't believe in cooties.

[20:59] <fp|book> what do I have to do, woman?!
[20:59] <discordkitty> ?
[20:59] * discordkitty has kicked fp|book from #social (see what happens when you do that?)
[20:59] * fp|book (~fpbook@mts2-4E72A0D8.neb.res.rr.com) has joined #social
[20:59] <fp|book> ?
[21:00] <fp|book> no more getting your attention
[21:00] <fp|book> or calling you woman

<Starbuck> I'm not a horny person
<fp|book> eheh
<Starbuck> a *horn person

[17:13] * whiterider has the memory of a.... um, what was it again?
[17:14] <Kelly> ... whale?

[22:04] shakazulu: can you do the fandango???
[22:04] * Bunny collapses
[22:04] Chrysophylax: THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING
[22:04] Chrysophylax: VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
[22:04] Bunny: I feel rough
[22:04] TFS|Story: Me !
[22:04] whiterider: +s
[22:04] curlybap: me!
[22:04] curlybap: bah...
[22:04] shakazulu: galilieo
[22:04] whiterider: ThunderboltS
[22:04] curlybap: galilieo
[22:04] TFS|Story: Galileo
[22:04] Chrysophylax: gallileo!
[22:04] Chrysophylax: gallileo figaro!
[22:05] shakazulu: galileo figaro
[22:05] Chrysophylax: magnificooooooooooooooo
[22:05] * whiterider huggles the poor lBunny
[22:05] shakazulu: no no no no no no
[22:05] Chrysophylax: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
[22:05] Bunny: I think its to do with the lack of sleep
[22:05] *** Kelly is now known as Kelly|Out.
[22:05] Chrysophylax: BISMILLAH
[22:05] Chrysophylax: no, I will not let you go!
[22:05] curlybap: he's just a poor boy, from a poor family
[22:05] Chrysophylax: BISMILLAH
[22:05] TFS|Story: :D
[22:05] Chrysophylax: no, I will not let you go!
[22:05] shakazulu: he's just a poor boy from a poor family
[22:05] Chrysophylax: BISMILLAH
[22:05] shakazulu: dang
[22:05] Chrysophylax: no, I will not let you go!
[22:05] Chrysophylax: LET ME GO, WILL NOT LET YOU GO
[22:05] Chrysophylax: LET ME GO, WILL NOT LET YOU GO
[22:05] TFS|Story: save him his life from this monstrosity !
[22:05] * Lollipop_Girl observes the singalong
[22:05] * shakazulu gives up as a bad job

*Lollipop_Girl sulks in an over-dramatic way.
* Bunny gives Lolli some lipgloss for her pout
<curly|php|bap> lol
* Lollipop_Girl applies the lipgloss and goes back to pouting
* TFS|Story thinks that Lolli's cute when she pouts
* shakazulu pats lolli and insists her obsession with frenchie is purley to do with his storys then realises she has spelt purely wrong and refuses to go back to correct the typo

<whiterider> The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they're the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they...
<whiterider> ...conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
<whiterider> *killing
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheg
<SilentPsycho> -g
<SilentPsycho> I think I'm going to take a nap now.
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<SilentPsycho> A ill Psycho is not a happy nor an active one
* Bunny waves
* SilentPsycho snuggles whitey and Bunny, then wanders off to bed
* whiterider huggles Silent
* whiterider doesn't wave at Bunny as rabbits do not exist

<HystericalParoxysm> He needs a good cockpunch.
<CatRose> that sounds painfull
<HystericalParoxysm> That's the idea, yes.

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<Aicetickgotus> ...
<whiterider> .....
<whiterider> O.o
<missangelica> o.O
<whiterider> We really need to explain "innuendo" to that boy

* Binkbonk sorrows for all the now homeless critters who once inhabited the HP forrest :(
<HystericalParoxysm> That's basically what I did, coke, although I'm preferring a good razor to wax.
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, and none of that damn landing strip left.
<HystericalParoxysm> My twat doesn't need a vertical hitler moustache.
* cokenasmile sings *let it shine* for hp ;)
* Binkbonk taddles to Green Peace on HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> There weren't no damn critters in my forest.
<Binkbonk> next you will be saying it was "virgin wilderness"