MTS2 Quotes Database

frazzmeister> zedeyeseeohen
<frazzmeister> and other random feverish gibberings.
<Cazzy> Feverish Gibberings. That sounds like a band.
<Cazzy> A rock band.
<frazzmeister> well tell them to get their kick drum out of my head.

<dj> frazz...you swallow?
<frazzmeister> I inhale.

* reeses29 (reeses29@fd-98981C25.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #social
<reeses29> hey guys
<reeses29> wats goin on
<SilentPsycho> Delphy died.
<reeses29> lol
<reeses29> that aint good
<SilentPsycho> No one is here is really up for talking right now
<SilentPsycho> In, even
<reeses29> did delphy really die
<SilentPsycho> Yes.
<Delphy> Yes.
<reeses29> then how come delphy juss answered
<Delphy> I resurrected after 3 server restarts.
<SilentPsycho> That's Delphybot, HP made him.
<SilentPsycho> He just says random things, like Delphy used to.
<reeses29> hey is there a place in mts2 where i can make hosue requests
<SilentPsycho> Hosue? Is that like Housin?
<reeses29> house*
<Delphy> House is a TV show.
<reeses29> like a forum where i can make house requests
<SilentPsycho> My friend's addicted to that
<reeses29> i know but is there any forum request things
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<SilentPsycho> I love confusing people.
<Delphy> Me too. :)

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<Tikva> fanseelamp!
<Tikva> Agree with me.
<fanseelamb> Tikva! I agree
<Tikva> Awesome.
* fanseelamb hopes she didn't just agree to have all her hair shaved off....
<Tikva> Nah, you just agreed that shrimp have very small boobs.

<frazzmeister> I just spilt coke in my ear...
<LDE|SH5> ...
<Greenie|thegame> ...
<danishani2> O_o
<Greenie|thegame> How?
<meyou22> What the fuck
<frazzmeister> how the hell did I do that....
<LDE|SH5> in your..ear?

<curlybap> my mouth is big enough for it to go in without touching the sides

<Cliff> Boobs are quite simple... A-Almost There, B-Barely There, C-Cant Complain, D-Dang!, Double D-Double Dang!, E-Enormous, F-Fake, G-Get A Reduction, H-Help Ive Fallen And I Cant Get Up, J-JESUS!!

<longdaysend> well i like barbie dolls but you don't see me putting them in the oven for 15 minutes do you?
<&whiterider> I would have done that when I was a kid but I was scared of the oven.
<longdaysend> heh..i probably would have too come to think of it
<&whiterider> I did dress them up in "death robes" and hang them upside down from my bed for a week.
<longdaysend> rofl
<longdaysend> i pretended the abused the baby barbies and skipper...they escaped eventually though
<longdaysend> they*
<&whiterider> We had really sordid imaginations as kids, huh
<longdaysend> and burned down the dream house, trapping babrie and ken in the elevator to die
<longdaysend> ...indeed
<&whiterider> Mine spent about a month trapped in a basement being forced to do hard labour for no food, if they refused then Esmarelda Barbie was going to be killed in front of them.
<longdaysend> and my mother wondered why i didn't want to play barbies with her :P my therapy life would have started at a much younger age

<longdaysekitteh> kinda glad i never made it into the QBD..thankfull i rarely say anything witty enough to end up there
<longdaysekitteh> LDE stupidity FTW!

<zaymac003> hey what are guys playing
<fway> with myself
<noJ> Sexy
<fway> I know right? It's the best game ever
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[21:29] <whiterider> *sigh* young people these days have no edumication.
[21:29] <lulu2408> I DO TO HAVE AN EDECACATION

<dpillen> i have a question i was hoping someone could answer for me
<frazzmeister> 42
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<frazzmeister> could've thanked me.....

<Lethe> 4chan is like that weird bar down the road
<Lethe> everyone knows it's there, and we know what they all talk about cause they're so damn loud
<Lethe> but you don't really want to go there, cause the floor is sticky and the glasses are smudged
<Lethe> I mean, it's kinda a cool place, but you might pass out and be gang raped in the hallway to the toilet
<Lethe> that kinda thing

> Zicon rubs frazzy
> frazzmeister kittens Zicons arse
...
<Bubo> frazz: kitteh has claws :P
<frazzmeister> so does zics arse.

<frazzmeister> last time I had my eyes checked, the lady was like '...you didn't drive here did you?' 'I don't have a license' 'oh, thank god.'

<Canoodle> I have friends who are involved with theater. I never understood how they could 'bare' themselves that way.
<Lethe> you don't have weird hobbies?
<Canoodle> Just one. Assisting reluctant skydivers.

[16:00] <Liz> I'll become a prostitute
[16:00] <Corrie|Maths> it's not as bad as you think.

<Corrie> I found it myself. I'm smat
<Corrie> I mean smart.
<Corrie> -.-

<HystericalParout> Damn it, Gangreless, having a nick that's a True Blood reference might actually make me like you. Stop that!
<ZOMG|TeacupHuman> haha
<ZOMG|TeacupHuman> I thought you already liked me :(
<ZOMG|TeacupHuman> Ah.. good times.

[20:23] <Djones> Zack: What would get a 10?
[20:23] <Djones> Steve: Waking up and your skin is clear and you can see all of your organs and stuff and then you look closer at your stomach and there is a little baby man inside it and he's smiling back at you.
[20:23] <Djones> Zack: Steve. What the hell?
[20:23] <Djones> Steve: You asked for a 10, I gave you a 10.

<cthru> pffft, it's not my fault I couldnt THINK what massdebating could sound like
<cthru> I are not engriiish

<Database> first rule: never, ever tell a woman she's fat. even in a nice way. XD
<Database> I think that is one of the only "rules" that actually does blanket-apply to everyone.
* The_French_Sim doesn't equate "overweight" with "unattractive" though :p
<Pescado> Databases: That depends on whether you're trying to be nice.
<Pescado> I'm not, so I'm free to call a whale a whale.
<Database> See, you are the exception to the rule, Pes
<Database> You aim to insult, so the rule doesn't apply. :p
<Pescado> And you should follow my example!
* The_French_Sim actually aimed to tell Loafie that her weight isn't demeaning to her looks, and that she looks cute, overweight or not :p
<Pescado> Notice how well it works!
<Pescado> And Loaf, you are fat and stupid.
<The_French_Sim> o_o
<Pescado> Just like your fat, stupid face.
<Loaf> aww, love you too Pescado

[16:07] <Loaff> oh goddamit
[16:07] <Loaff> i've lost my fucking orgasm
[16:07] <Loaff> AGAIN

8:48] <HystericalParoxysm> writingandsinging- You were here earlier.
[18:48] <writingandsinging> ....
[18:48] <HystericalParoxysm> As Lufferkinz
[18:49] <HystericalParoxysm> You have the same IP address. :)
[18:49] <writingandsinging> whos lufferkinz?
[18:49] <HystericalParoxysm> You are.
[18:49] <writingandsinging> u mean my sister.
[18:49] <HystericalParoxysm> You sure it wasn't your cousin/dog/invisible friend?
[18:50] <Gangreless|LaMICA> No, HP. It was her cat.
[18:50] <HystericalParoxysm> That would be new and different.
[18:50] <writingandsinging> im not kidding.........
[18:50] <Database> mah guinea pig haxd my account. i is ssad :(
[18:50] <Night_Racer> her senile old grandma hijacked the computer
[18:50] <writingandsinging> ooooook
[18:50] <writingandsinging> by
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[18:51] <poetryemmy> Liek dood, i share lappys with my unborn baby. IT MUST HAVE BEEN HIM/HER/IT
[18:51] <HystericalParoxysm> emmy - How do you fit a keyboard up there?
[18:51] <Database> That says a lot about Emmy.
[18:51] <Gangreless|LaMICA> Maybe it's one of those flexy rollup keyboards
[18:51] <HystericalParoxysm> Buckettwat?
[18:51] <poetryemmy> You don't want to know, HP :P
[18:52] <Crowbar> cavernous meat wallet
[18:52] <Database> I vote we all call Emmy "buckettwat" from now on. :p
[18:52] <poetryemmy> Nooooooooo
[18:52] <HystericalParoxysm> I second Data's suggestion.
[18:52] <Crowbar> thirded
[18:52] <HystericalParoxysm> Motion carried and passed.
[18:52] <poetryemmy> D:
[18:52] <HystericalParoxysm> Emmy is now buckettwat.
[18:52] <Database> Sweet!
[18:52] <frazzmeister> :D
[18:52] <poetryemmy> I hate you people.

[17:02] <Gangreless> and I was just thinking, "That seems kind of difficult. It would be much easier to just have sex with animals."