MTS2 Quotes Database

21:56 < writingemmy> Wait we're attaching a nozzle to Data's penis?
21:56 < Chii> Your magical love adventure begins now.

<renske> i can send smileys and pictograms with my new phone.
<renske> it's very spiffy.
<renske> it's like CLIPART
<renske> on my PHONE
<renske> what's NEXT?!
<frazzmeister> 1998.

<DaveyDaVinci> My toaster gets more ass than Tom
<Tom> fuck you
<Tom> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Actually
<DaveyDaVinci> lol
<Tom> ew
<Tom> wait
<DaveyDaVinci> You're like my toaster in many ways
<Tom> what are you doing to your toaster...
<DaveyDaVinci> For one, you guys both pop up too quickly
<DaveyDaVinci> Two, it's deep in the closet right now, like you are
<Tree> *DINGDING*
<DaveyDaVinci> Three, neither of you go with my decor
<DaveyDaVinci> xD

<Nec> Of course the plaster falling down from the ceiling everytime they wrestle or whatever it is they do kinda tells you how obnoxious they are. They are constatly knocking my Darth Vader stuff off the top of my monitor
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh noes, not your Darth Vader.
<Nec> Yes, my Pez dispenser and my action figure
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you have one of the giant talking Pez dispensers?
<Nec> No, a small one. I want one of those lightsaber crafting kits =D
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, just go to a hardware store with a bunch of stoners. They'll come up with all kinds of interesting bits you can put together to make a lightsaber.
<HystericalParoxysm> They may try to also make a bong out of it though.

<SilentPsycho> You know you're at least part geek if you find yourself wishing to write "I can either do a mental-clearing break, in which I listen to music or chat with friends in order to defrag my brain"... In an official graded assignment.

[13:28] <Durntdude> gimme a dollar
[13:28] * Durntdude was kicked by frazzmeister (a dollars worth of kickarse?)

* Lollipop_Girl showers white in holywater
<TwatLady> lol
<Lollipop_Girl> :D
<Frenchie> :D
<TwatLady> AAAAHH!! IT BURNZZZZZ!!!!
<frazzmeister> it would burn on a twat, i reckon....
<TwatLady> And you know when your twat is burning, you need to get to the clinic!!
<Frenchie> The dangers of douching, ilustrated.

|<-- Vie has left irc.modthesims2.com:8080 (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Vieb)))
=-= Vieb is now known as Vie
<Vie> Back
<whiterider> :)
<frazzmeister> front
<whiterider> left
<frazzmeister> right
<whiterider> purple
<Summer> north
<Cliff> sideways
<frazzmeister> green
<Cliff> south
<whiterider> penguin
<Cliff> east
<whiterider> b\nana
<Summer> west
<Cliff> PENGUIN
<whiterider> *banana
<frazzmeister> aardvark
<frazzmeister> apple
<Cliff> generic
<whiterider> eepit
<frazzmeister> mango
<Summer> gorilla!
<Cliff> viking
<whiterider> *meepit
<Cliff> penguin
<The_French_Sim> phone
<whiterider> hat
<frazzmeister> Zagreb
<Cliff> Velma
<whiterider> bing
<Summer> dress
<Cliff> Minto
<Summer> bong
<The_French_Sim> cheese
<whiterider> bong?
<Cliff> Bushey
<Summer> cake
<whiterider> lmao!
<whiterider> coke
<Summer> pepsi
<The_French_Sim> mouse
<Cliff> na
<Summer> cat
<Cliff> smile
<whiterider> cord
<frazzmeister> ougadougou
<Summer> forwn
<whiterider> Speel
<Summer> frown*
<Cliff> miss
<The_French_Sim> towel
<Summer> wheel
<whiterider> drown
<Cliff> angelica
<Summer> mister
<whiterider> brown
<Cliff> ing
<whiterider> green
<The_French_Sim> lemon
<Summer> cloth
<whiterider> poopie
<Summer> lime
<Summer> yellow
<Cliff> fire
<Summer> pee
<The_French_Sim> boobies
<Summer> water
<Summer> butt
<frazzmeister> random
<Cliff> tits
<Summer> ness
<whiterider> BOOBIES!!!!
<frazzmeister> word
<Summer> ness
<whiterider> ass
<Cliff> arse
<whiterider> wipe
<Summer> bastard..
<Cliff> ass
<frazzmeister> and such.
<The_French_Sim> turd
<whiterider> shit
<Summer> shit..
<Cliff> sandwich
<whiterider> :)
<Summer> meat
<Cliff> me
<whiterider> blt
<Summer> you
<Cliff> take
<Cliff> me
<Summer> me
<Cliff> on
<Cliff> a
<whiterider> cake
<Summer> lol
<Cliff> date
<Summer> with
<Summer> you
<Cliff> lol
<frazzmeister> this is my fault, isnt it?

* GoldenSimmer is now known as GoldenShower
<Lethe> :|
<Lethe> dude
<Lethe> bad nick
<Pfhoenix> gross
<Anna> ihihihihihih
* Anna is laughing hysterically

<Oriana> my name wouldnt make much of a pr0n name either
<Tyler> course it would oriana
<Oriana> there is nothing pornographic about "Morgan"
<Tyler> there is a slut i know named morgan...
<frazzmiester> Morgan and her throbbing organ?

<frazzmeister> she, he.. same thing... besides all that genitalia.....

<whiterider> ..no, I'm drinking...
<whiterider> *working

* curlybap just fingered himself and it works!
<justKYLE> haha i love mad tv
<curlybap> ...damn that came out wrong
<curlybap> i meant ctcp finger

<Greenie> I have to go EAT.
<Cheesy> Ewww... don't you just hate that sensation when you throw up in you mouth a little?
<Greenie> EW.
<Cheesy> And then you burp, and you taste puke?
<Greenie> CHEESE!
<Greenie> I am about to EAT! EATTT!!!!
<Cheesy> Enjoy your meal!

Greenie|Piratey-Things> And if you buy 720 or more, theyre only 30 cents each!
<Greenie|Piratey-Things> xDD
<Cazzy-Tchan> SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY?!
<Cazzy-Tchan> !!!!!
<Greenie|Piratey-Things> Ahahahaha.
<Jessica> what exactly would you do with over 700 piratey rubber duckies?

<LilBrudder> Here:
<LilBrudder> <> !*''#
<LilBrudder> ^"`$$-
<LilBrudder> !*=@$_
<LilBrudder> %*<> ~#4
<LilBrudder> &[]../
<LilBrudder> |{,,SYSTEM HALTED
<LilBrudder> The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:
[<LilBrudder> Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
<LilBrudder> Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
<LilBrudder> Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
<LilBrudder> Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
<LilBrudder> Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
<LilBrudder> Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

<Greenie> :
<Greenie> **:D
<ChristmasPud> you misspelt a smiley. O.o
<Greenie> Yes, yes I did.
* Greenie is pathetic.

<SilentPsycho> Got to love Anime drinking games.
<Animera> lol SilentPsycho
<Animera> i think i should take up drinking,,, it'll make the time go faster
<SilentPsycho> Try TV/Anime/Video game drinking games. Basically before you start decide certain events that require you to drink. For example, while watching Haunted Junction, I drank whenever a women fell in love with Red Mantle, whever Kazumi was possessed, and whenever Haruto said 'Oh my God', twice if he said it noty at the end.
<SilentPsycho> ...Drink whenever someone makes a typo.
<Animera> lol, i cant even play with my new mesh, i never coppied it, and my pc should be half way to New Zealand by now
<SilentPsycho> Typo!
<Animera> lol - i can do that ;) but the next question is,,, can i spell?
* SilentPsycho drinks
<Animera> *downs*
<SilentPsycho> I know I shouldn't drink during the day, but it's the coldest thing in the entire house.
<Animera> lemme go get my vodka, this can be fun ;)
<SilentPsycho> I've got Magners.
<SilentPsycho> Or you could play a Fanfiction drinking game.
<SilentPsycho> That's a good way to become an alcoholic.;)
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<SilentPsycho> And speaking of alcoholics...:P
<frazzmeister> rum?
<frazzmeister> i mean, hi!

[12:04] <Lethe> qdb is being updated
[12:04] * Lethe gasms
[12:04] <Lethe> erm
[12:04] <Lethe> gasps

<leunammi> hi guys
<leunammi> hello
<leunammi> i need some help about the sims
<leunammi> anyone here
<leunammi> ??????????????????
<leunammi> ???????????????
<Jon> We don't give help here.
<Jon> We mock and tease.
<frazzmeister> also, we demand nudes.
<frazzmeister> hahah, you suck! now strip.
<frazzmeister> see.
<frazzmeister> we are truely horrible people.
<leunammi> ok

<emspp> !vodka frazz
<frazzmeister> :p
* Chii gives frazz a bottle of vodka :)
<frazzmeister> :D
<emspp> drink responsibly ;)
<frazzmeister> never!

[15:06] * photo can hear the wind blowing over her head...
[15:06] <HystericalParoxysm> No, honey, that's... you need to close your legs.
[15:06] <whiterider> Or put some trousers on
[15:07] <HystericalParoxysm> Just don't go running in a skirt. The whistling noise would be deafening.
[15:08] <whiterider> It's ok! I have new jeans! I'm not deafened! :)
[15:08] <HystericalParoxysm> Did you put them on over your ears again hon?
[15:08] <whiterider> The waistlines this season are really high

<longdaysend> i love nuts
<frazzmeister> :D
<longdaysend> especially candied nuts
<longdaysend> no!
<longdaysend> no i meant i like to eat candied nuts
* longdaysend headdesks and gives up

<Zicon> Insufficient twattage?
<frazzmeister> don't stick light bulbs up there zic,.. even if it is dark....

<dana> im here with a promlem with my game sims2
<dana> pm?
<dana> what is?
<Jon|KanesWrath> dana: This isn't a help channel.
<HystericalParoxysm> dana - Use the Game Help section on MTS2.
<Zicon> dana: This is not a help channel.
<SilentPsycho> No help is givn in this chat
<HystericalParoxysm> Is there an echo in here?
<Jon|KanesWrath> Maybe.
<SilentPsycho> Slightly. :)
<Zicon> hystericalparoxysm: Yes.