MTS2 Quotes Database

[07:38] <viromancy> Is it just me, or was that exchance just a bit "More talk for me now! Want talk. Here now. Talk me. You here for talk me, you talk me long time!"
[07:38] * elpemmy replaces talk with sex
[07:38] <elpemmy> wait
[07:38] <photo> Sounds good to me
[07:38] <elpemmy> I meant, I read that as sex

* Jon (Jon@fd-75FB8181.fai.dsl.dynamic.acsalaska.net) has joined #social
<escand> hello Jon
<Jon> morning
<&whiterider> Afternoon Jon
<Renske> hey Jon
<Jon> ...
<Jon> Okay, what's going on. Hardly anyone ever greets me.
<Renske> too many grls?
<ChocolateCake> You're wearing a nice shirt.
<Renske> we like your hair
<&whiterider> We want your babies
<Renske> have a seat, Jon
* Renske pokes white "not YET!"
* Jon (Jon@fd-75FB8181.fai.dsl.dynamic.acsalaska.net) Quit (Quit: X-Chat 2.8.4 [Windows 6.1 Build 6574 Milestone 1 | AuthenticAMD 3.2GHz])
<&whiterider> Aww, did I blow it again? :(
* Zicon throws jon a greeting banana.
<ChocolateCake> Lmao.
* &whiterider sniggers
<Renske> haha

<curlybap> once upon a mattress is awesome
<whiterider> Once upon a mattress, once upon the floor, once out in the garden, and once against the door!
<curlybap> ...
<curlybap> you just ruined a perfectly fine family musical.
<whiterider> :D

<Sparkle> What are next door DOING? They've been banging and crashing and drilling all day
<Frenchie> Sex, computing on Windows ME and searching for oil.

* Jon has kicked Anna_Matronic from #social (Jon)
* Jon has kicked BrooklyNycole from #social (Jon)
* Jon has kicked Jacie from #social (Jon)
* Foamy has kicked Jon from #social (mass kick, go sit in a corner)

[05:17] <pedantic> Delphy: what kind of bot is foamy?
[05:18] <Delphy> a bot
[05:18] <Lethe> a squirrel bot
[05:18] <frazzmeister> a squirelly bot of doom.
[05:18] <Lethe> of doom
[05:18] <Delphy> :D
[05:18] <Lethe> :|
[05:18] <Lethe> get out of my head!

[17:15] * HystericalParoxysm is now known as HP|Crab-Hunting
[17:15] <@Pfhoenix> o.o oh no
[17:15] <@Star> o.O
[17:15] <@Pfhoenix> 0.o
[17:15] <@Pfhoenix> crab hunting...
[17:15] <&HP|Crab-Hunting> Not a WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU SICKOS

[12:40] <HystericalParoxysm> omg this dude in Morrowind just called me a "dumner."
[12:40] <HystericalParoxysm> I think he was insulting me. Harumph!
[12:40] <viromancy> one who dumns?
[12:43] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, I'm a dunmer. Not a dumner. Maybe he just can't talk right.
[12:44] <viromancy> What do dunmers do all day?
[12:44] <Cake|Gone-ish> Dunm.
[12:44] <Cake|Gone-ish> :D
[12:45] <viromancy> ahhh...of course
[12:46] <viromancy> well there's been far too much dunming lately, if you want my opinion. We never used to dunm when I was a boy. We knew it was bad for us. Clean air and healthy exercise was good enough for us

<&HystericalParoxysm> What the hell? I -still- don't have hate mail for revoking this moron's RP forum access. *frumps* I think I'm losing my touch or something. Now the morons just apologize. :(
<&HystericalParoxysm> It's completely unfair! Yell at me! Call me names! Insult my parentage, my heritage, and my mother! All these sickening apologies and niceities. Ugh.
<&whiterider> Well you know why they do that?
<Star> they know they're gonna end up losing anyway
<Star> and apologizing
<Star> they're just cutting out all the pain and suffering
<Star> they're learning! :O
<&whiterider> ITZ BECUZ THEIR BLACK, ND THEIR SCATED OF U, BECUZ U IZ RACIST AND UR MUM ISD A FUKIN SLUT WHO SLEPT WIOTH A DONKEE HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol::lol::lol:;lol:
<&HystericalParoxysm> THANK YOU WHITEY
<Star> woah, need a moment to read that one
<&HystericalParoxysm> *dies laughing*
<&whiterider> YOU'RE WELCOME BITCH! <3
* &HystericalParoxysm hands whitey a pile of benes
<&HystericalParoxysm> Now THAT'S what I miss!
* Star hands whitey a pile of vowels
<Star> and....well hell... here's the whole alphabet... put 'em in order this time

<curlybap> right
<curlybap> off to bed
<dj|paranoia> right
<dj|paranoia> off to bed
<curlybap> g'night all
<dj|paranoia> g'night all
<&HystericalParoxysm> right
<&HystericalParoxysm> off to bed
<dj|paranoia> :)
<&HystericalParoxysm> g'night all
<&HystericalParoxysm> :)
* &HystericalParoxysm (Hysterical@get.offa.my.lawn) Quit (Quit: I'm first!)
* curlybap (curlybap@mts2-DCC4B684.range86-131.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: muah ha ha, hp fell for it!)
<dj|paranoia> i'm not actually going bed though...
<dj|paranoia> i was just being derisory...

<&whiterider> ...oh fuck
<DanTycoon> Hm?
<&whiterider> For the first time, I regret having risky woohoo switched on...
<&whiterider> >.<
<DanTycoon> Hm
<DanTycoon> I suppose that does suck. :P
<&whiterider> If she'd just have been sucking it wouldn't be a problem

* We want a pony.
* You want a pony, too!
* It 's a pony, look!
* I can haz pony nao?

<Loaf> Chii, where is everyone?
<Chii> behind the fridge
<Loaf> ...no, i've checked there
<The_French_Sim> I'm here
<Chii> YOU'RE here? feel these nipples!

<Loaf> those bricks are all individually sims2packed
<Loaf> i hate it when people do that with walls
<longdaysend> each individual brick?
<longdaysend> ...i just said something stupid

<Longdaysend> oh you're not in create...this guy is just full of lulz
<Longdaysend> in a 'it's rude to point at the handicapped' kinda way
<HystericalParoxysm> Nr hppf. hiud/
<HystericalParoxysm> ...
<HystericalParoxysm> Speaking of.
<frazzmeister> ..
<frazzmeister> ?
<HystericalParoxysm> That was SUPPOSED to say "Be good, guys."
<photo> Suuuuure it was
<frazzmeister> o.0
<Loaf> lol
<viromancy> in what language?
<Longdaysend> well you only missed by..all the letters HP :D

<elpemmy> omnomnom sausage and chips
<ArtsyFrenchie> We all know you like sausage, Emmy
<Database> hur hur hur
<elpemmy> oh, fuck you. :P
<Database> she also likes chips.
<Database> strange
<Database> most girls don't
<elpemmy> ...chips? I think I'm missing the innuendo
<Database> ...
<Database> Oh god Emmy, you are clueless XD

[ ten minutes later... ]

<elpemmy> ...okay now I'm lost.
<elpemmy> Can someone please explain the chips thing?
<Longdaysend> still stuck on that eh?
<elpemmy> yup
* Database falls over laughing.
<Database> Did you get it, LDE?
<Longdaysend> indeed
* Database is just checking it wasn't his terribly English.
<Database> Ems, want me to put you out of your misery?
<elpemmy> :(
<elpemmy> YES!
<Database> Chips = tiny pen0rs.
<elpemmy> Ohhh.
<elpemmy> I'd say sausages are pretty small, tbh.
<Database> ...
<Database> What kind of sausages do you eat?
<Database> Also, hur hur Emmy eats tiny sausages.
<Database> God this conversation is twisted XD
<Database> We don't have a gutter... we have a swimming pool.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Emmy's going to get disappointed when she reaches age of consent...
<elpemmy> Pah, Frenchie, what makes you think I'mma get laid the second I turn 16?
<Database> Emmy: Because you liek secks?
<Longdaysend> you hang out here?
<Database> Yes, one of us is going to sex you, Emmy :p
<ArtsyFrenchie> Ok, I'd say "after she reaches age of consent"
<elpemmy> Hang on, lemme calculate something.
<Database> And "one of us" is probably French :D
<Longdaysend> emmy once you hit the age of consent lock your doors and install anti-frenchman security devices
<elpemmy> I turn 16 2011. My birthday is on a friday.
<elpemmy> I think this means I will be at home.
<Database> In other words, the Union Jack, amirite?
<elpemmy> Frenchie is not coming to my house.
<elpemmy> If he can find my address, I will be amazed.
<Longdaysend> *sigh* fine ems, i'll give you a chasity belt for your birthday
<Database> Emmy, we already know what school you go to.
<ArtsyFrenchie> I'm totally sure I could find your address
<Database> Finding your address would merely be a case of trial and error.
<elpemmy> Fuckbuckets.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Only, I won't bother :D
<Longdaysend> how many smoking hot 14 yr olds are there in england? like 12 tops!
<Database> LDE: You mean GENUINELY hot, right?
<Longdaysend> it'll be easy to find you ems
<elpemmy> I SPY A DATA
<Database> ...
<Database> Buggernuts!
<Database> I've been spotted!
* Database evades.
* elpemmy shoots
* elpemmy SCORES
<Database> ...
<Database> Emmy, that is the whole point!
<elpemmy> STOP THINKING THAT YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLES.
<elpemmy> I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
<Database> We've been trying to get you to score for months!
<elpemmy> I HATE YOU GUYS.
<Longdaysend> oh god i love you guys so much. i haven't laughed this much in weeks
<elpemmy> FUCK YOU ALL.
<Database> GLADLY
<Database> PLEASE DO

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<rit2067> hi
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<Kelly> Well then.
<Kelly> A fly by assault.
<Kelly> O_o
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<Kelly> Back for more?

[22:59] Joins: keana (keana@mts2-A2EF6BCD.phil.east.verizon.net) «16 users »
[22:59] <keana> hello
[23:00] <Delphy> Hello.
[23:00] <keana> what are you doing
[23:00] <Delphy> Wondering if you are going to behave this time, what about you?
[23:00] <keana> what
[23:01] <Delphy> I see. That's very interesting.
[23:01] <keana> huh
[23:01] <Delphy> Do you actually need help with anything or are you just here to reply in 1 word answers?
[23:01] <keana> how do you download anything
[23:02] <Delphy> You click on the file attachment link.
[23:02] <keana> where's that
[23:02] <Delphy> Okay I'm assuming you haven't tried looking at any downloads yet.
[23:02] <keana> no
[23:02] <Delphy> Why don't you do that then.
[23:03] <keana> thanks
[23:03] <Delphy> You're welcome.
[23:03] <keana> where do you go
[23:03] <Delphy> Okay first you need to read.
[23:04] <keana> ok
[23:04] <Delphy> Secondly, cast your eyes upwards to the navbar.
[23:04] <Delphy> See where it says "Downloads"?
[23:04] <Delphy> Click that.
[23:04] <Delphy> Find the section with something you want to download and browse through.
[23:04] <keana> ok
[23:04] <Delphy> When you have found something, click on the thumbnail to go to the download page.
[23:04] <keana> what' the thumbnail
[23:05] <Delphy> It's the small picture of the download item.
[23:05] <keana> ok
[23:05] <keana> how do you get a car
[23:06] <Delphy> First you need to be the legal age to drive. Then you have to take your tests and pass. Then you have to buy a car and insurance.
[23:06] <Delphy> A bank might be able to help with the money.
[23:07] <keana> where
[23:07] <Delphy> Try your local high street.
[23:07] <keana> what
[23:08] <Delphy> Is there anything else I can help you with today?
[23:08] <keana> where do you download
[23:08] <Delphy> I believe I have already answered that question.
[23:08] <Delphy> Is there anything else I can help you with today?
[23:09] <keana> no i meant how do you download something that you pressed on
[23:09] <Delphy> You click on the file attachment link.
[23:09] <Delphy> "where?"
[23:09] <Delphy> It's in the thread you clicked on.
[23:09] * Delphy nods.
[23:10] <keana> and then what
[23:10] <Delphy> It seems that you are not reading the download pages, since if you where you would see there is a link right next to the file that says "How do I install this <filetype> custom content?"

<simfanactic2184> do any of you guys do requests for the modthesims2 site
<Delphy|Away> Whats modthesims2
<simfanactic2184> it's a site where people make stuff for the sims and put it up to donwload
<Lethe> simfanactic2184, never heard of it
<simfanactic2184> download*
<Delphy|Away> Sounds like a crud site to me. I mean, whoever heard of making stuff for the sims
<simfanactic2184> alot of people
<Lethe> must be out of their minds, to be honest
<simfanactic2184> like home's car's furniture and clothe's
<Lethe> sounds like a lot of work, making that
<Delphy|Away> yes totally bonkers Lethe
<simfanactic2184> yes but i guess they enjoy making them
<teknofil> isn't sims that family that lives down the street... why would anyone want to make something for them... they are... well we aren't allowed to say those words here.
<simfanactic2184> well i don't think it's bonker's
<Lethe> and you ask them to make stuff?
<simfanactic2184> i think it's neat because you can find stuff that maxis didn't out into the game
<simfanactic2184> if you want to you can make request's
<Delphy|Away> Who is maxis? one of these so-called creators?
<simfanactic2184> why in the world r u in here if you don't know what maxis is or even the game for that matter
<Delphy|Away> I'm here for the women. Why are *you* here?
<simfanactic2184> don't worry about that
<teknofil> definatly the women...

* SilentPsycho goes to see what bit of nonsense is her horoscope for today.
<Starbuck> hehe
<whiterider> Oh I love reading those things!! "the guy you fancy will ask you out on Tuesday"... errr.. no.
<whiterider> ^^ Silent's horoscopes!
* SilentPsycho dons a gypsy shawl and grabs her crystal ball
<Anna> yeah? can you read my future?
<SilentPsycho> Give me a moment.
* SilentPsycho umms and ahhs over her crystal ball with her eyes closed.
<whiterider> I prefer the version of fortune telling in Barry Trotter
<SilentPsycho> You will meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger. Then you will meet his equally cute boyfriend.
<whiterider> rofl

* Durntdude gets out stick twice as big (unbreakable) and beats tar outta SilentPhsco
<SilentPsycho> I sort of did. I was in the other room when it happened
<frazzmeister|busy> oh, i wouldn't do that......
<Darkwytche> Silent, that doesn't count. I had high hopes for our boys and he just let us down.
* SilentPsycho yawns, gets out her kitchen knife, and emasculates Durntdude
<SilentPsycho> Oooo
<frazzmeister|busy> thats gotta hurt...
<SilentPsycho> Just noticed something
* Durntdude gets out giant robot suit and obliterates Phsco
<SilentPsycho> >:)
<Darkwytche> Silent is well protected Durntdude her gang of evil minions, including Frazz and myself
<-- SilentPsycho has kicked Durntdude from #social (An ops beats anything you can do)
<Gaz> lol
<frazzmeister|busy> heh

* Binkbonk sorrows for all the now homeless critters who once inhabited the HP forrest :(
<HystericalParoxysm> That's basically what I did, coke, although I'm preferring a good razor to wax.
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, and none of that damn landing strip left.
<HystericalParoxysm> My twat doesn't need a vertical hitler moustache.
* cokenasmile sings *let it shine* for hp ;)
* Binkbonk taddles to Green Peace on HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> There weren't no damn critters in my forest.
<Binkbonk> next you will be saying it was "virgin wilderness"

<whiterider> The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they're the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they...
<whiterider> ...conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
<whiterider> *killing
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheg
<SilentPsycho> -g
<SilentPsycho> I think I'm going to take a nap now.
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<SilentPsycho> A ill Psycho is not a happy nor an active one
* Bunny waves
* SilentPsycho snuggles whitey and Bunny, then wanders off to bed
* whiterider huggles Silent
* whiterider doesn't wave at Bunny as rabbits do not exist

<whiterider> I feel that I'm neglecting my duties as channel owner when I walk into #teen and see "<shakazulu> lets pawn it and spend the proceeds on liquor"
<whiterider> ...

<viromancy> This is such a cool camouflage technique. Every time a stranger appears, we talk about porn until they either join in and become one of us, or run away
<viromancy> Then we go back to talking about rubbish