MTS2 Quotes Database

<elpemmy> Can you get stoned on cannabis?
<HystericalParoxysm> O_o
<jhd1189> !
<SilentPsycho> ...
<Djones> :o
<HystericalParoxysm> What the fuck else are you supposed to use it for?
<Djones> elpemmy, Quick! To the yahoo answers mobile.
* HystericalParoxysm cacklesnorts
<elpemmy> ...
<elpemmy> That wasn't what I meant.
<HystericalParoxysm> What -did- you mean then?
<elpemmy> I meant it, like, is stoned the correct term.
<Safyre420> you can use it for hemp stuff
<missangelica> You mean the act of stoning?
<Safyre420> stoned, fried, blazed
<HystericalParoxysm> Stoned, high, baked...
<Djones> I want to be stoned by cannabis.
<Djones> They'd need tons to really do any damage
<jhd1189> "May he who is without sin cast the first cannabis"
<Djones> The bible would be way cooler.
<Delphy> "Dude, this cannabis is, like, totally heavy, man!"
<elpemmy> not to mention, they'd struggle to make drugs illegal if it was in the bible.
<HystericalParoxysm> And then Jesus went unto them, and he spake, "Like, whoa, my hands are HUGE!"
<SilentPsycho> Never look a gift cannibis in the mouth
<Safyre420> jesus was a hippie

* KevinRudd is now known as Tee
<elpemmy> ><
<Tee> WTF?
* Tee is now known as Tree
<Corrie> Tee
<Billybob> Plain white?

* The_French_Sim would totally nomnom his baby fat
<The_French_Sim> I can pretend to be a shark
<The_French_Sim> "I'm a shaaaaaaaark! I'm a shaaaaaaaark! Suck my diiiiiick! I'm a shaaaaaaark!"
* The_French_Sim is convincing

<Gangreless> My intertubez is clogged.
<Sparkle> *puts flash down it*
<Gangreless> Amazing
<Gangreless> as soon as you said that, it started to work XD
<Sparkle> It leaves it sparkling clean
<Sparkle> LOL
<Sparkle> I have the magic touch
<Sparkle> New Flash- it gets your internet working in no time!

<HystericalParoxysm> Fuck it, imma just use yours LFB and if anyone asks I'll be all liek, "DUDE NO THAT IS MY SKIN LIEK 4REALZ"
<LadyFrontbum> Rofl go for it
<dal> lol
<LadyFrontbum> When ppl say "zomg hp's totally using your skin" I'll be all "INORITE KTHX BAI"
* LadyFrontbum just wanted to type INORITE
<LadyFrontbum> Aw thanks dal
<HystericalParoxysm> INOUDID
<dal> NO WAI
<dal> *hair flip*
<HystericalParoxysm> LIEKYA
<HystericalParoxysm> *eyeroll*
<LadyFrontbum> hahaha

MasterJ16 a member
MasterJ16 on this site
elpemmy a penis?
MasterJ16 no
renske a penis that starts with an R? o0
elpemmy a red penis?
MasterJ16 no
renske D:
renske you should get that checked out.

<Ben> I guess it's one of those..."I don't know who invented Gin, but I'm so glad they did" moments.

<Ren> J and me drove through a pretzel event
<Ren> not literally through it.
<Ren> but it was in the center of town.
<frazzmeister> there are pretzel events?
<Ren> he says next year I should be Pretzel Queen.
<Ren> it's Luxembourg. They're a silly bunch.
<Ren> Pretzel Saturday. It's a thing, apparently.
<Ren> I'd be a super awesome Pretzel Queen.
<Ren> I can sit on a float and wave.
<frazzmeister> do pretzel squeens get all twisted and bent up?
<frazzmeister> squeens
<frazzmeister> squeens
<frazzmeister> ...why can't i type that?
<frazzmeister> squeens
<frazzmeister> WTF
<Ren> haha
<frazzmeister> QWEEN
<frazzmeister> QUEENS
<Ren> BETTER.

(09:26:04) winterbaron: Is there anyone?
(09:26:09) winterbaron: Aa
(09:26:19) winterbaron: HELP
(09:26:21) winterbaron: HELP
(09:26:29) winterbaron: There is a bird in my house!
(09:26:40) winterbaron: XD Omg, what I have to do now.........
(09:26:51) winterbaron: OOOMG He's flying to the window
(09:27:01) winterbaron: *Kletsj*
(09:27:10) winterbaron: AAAAAA
(09:32:16) whiterider: Them man-eatng birds, huh