MTS2 Quotes Database

* Database writes the term "pity poker" down.
<Djones> Again, part of life.
<Djones> Database, it -is- a good one, right?
<Database> incredibly
<Database> I may steal it
<Djones> It also lets you say things like "Oh just fucking fold that hand of pity poker, I've got a royal flush of pain and misery that pisses all over your abject social anxiety like a stab in the stomach from a disenfranchised mother."
<Database> ...
* Database writes that down too.

* SeriousAboutSkillets raises hand
<SeriousAboutSkillets> You forget that I'm cool?
<traelia> >.>
<MagnificentRack> Suuuure you are. You keep on believing! :D
* SeriousAboutSkillets is cooler than the otherside of the pillow
<SeriousAboutSkillets> Okay maybe not with a name like SeriousAboutSkillets >>
<SeriousAboutSkillets> But you get the point!
<adrisole> No, that's kind of ironic chic.
<SeriousAboutSkillets> iron...ic...
<SeriousAboutSkillets> Like Iron Skillet? :D

<Ren> pishing is the art/hobby of catching fish by peeing on them, stunning them.
<Ren> it's a very male-dominated sport.
<Bakafox> I dunno Ren, apparently women have won several pissing contests at the chili cookoff south of here
<gelis> catching fish by peeing?
<Ren> where I come from the 'ooh what shall we do today I KNOW LET'S PEE ON THINGS' is a very male thing.
<Bakafox> usually is here too, but apparently women can dominate when they decide they'd like to pee on things too

<Ren> like... does a 2d octopus also need 2 legs? or 4?

<lioness> Ah, Steam. The only thing named after what it runs on. Installing Skyrim took six hours from putting the disk in the drive.

<Frenchie> I hope they don't charge me for cancelling a ticket! It wouldn't make sense
<&HystericalParoxysm> No, they usually won't unless you want to rebook without paying full price again
<frazzmeister> doubt it, anyway, telling them is doing them a favour, that way they aren't delaying for someone who's not there, and they can sell your seat to someone trying to get a last minute flight, and then they've been paid twice..
<&whiterider> Three times, since they sell it for twice the price second time round
<frazzmeister> indeed
<frazzmeister> and yet they still charge $10 for the worlds smallest packet of pringles..

Morphead: Hello Dal dearest and others
daluved1: You
SIMul8rReviews: Morph!
daluved1: ...didn't have to cut me off

* Becky eats a chip very very noisely to annoy people. ;)
<Kelly|Mall> Becky... you annoy us anyways. :P
<Becky> i try my best to, kelly. rofl
* SilentPsycho kills Becky with a noisy chip, although how a chip can be noisy, she doesn't know. [Note: SilentPsycho is from England. Chip = Fries]

<KillerHamster> hello?
<Kelly> Goodbye.
<KillerHamster> why is it so quiet?
<Kelly> Cause it is.
<KillerHamster> oh, rught
<KillerHamster> right*
* KillerHamster (KillerHams@mts2-F262853A.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)

<damato> ok, good. lol. i just can't stop using cheats, lol. im probably not the only one. heheheh.
<Delphy> We have a 12 step program for that
<damato> really
<Delphy> $500 to enrol.
<damato> lol
<damato> your kidding, right?
<damato> im pretty gullible, lol XD
<Lethe> I see sarcasm is an acquired taste
<damato> no, i hate sarcasm. I am not being sarcastic.
<Lethe> we are, though :) a lot
<damato> so to use this 12 step program to help stop using cheats, i would have to pay $500?!
<damato> *mouth drops* is there like a preview of it, lol :P

<Jimmy> Hi can anyone tell me how to make a outfit in the sims 2 Bodyshop like to put a picture of a one out fit in real life to put it in the gaem
<HystericalParoxysm> Jimmy, look in the Body Shop Skinning tutorials in the Create section.
<Jimmy> um can u please tell how to find it
<HystericalParoxysm> Go look. It's really, really easy to find based on what I just told you.
<Jimmy> ok i go to the create part and then where do i go
<HystericalParoxysm> Read what the links say.
<Jimmy> which link
<Jimmy> thanks for trying to help hystericalparoxysm but i just dno't see it thanks anyway
<HystericalParoxysm> If you'd read what the links say, you'd have found it already. ;)
<Jimmy> what link where is it at thats what i don't gety
<HystericalParoxysm> In the Create section. Either Body Shop Skinning and then Tutorials or just scroll down to Skinning and Clothing Tutorials.........
* HystericalParoxysm sighs and headdesks repeatedly.
<Jimmy> how do i get to skinning
<HystericalParoxysm> Read. The. Links.
<Jimmy> ok but i stiil don't know where to go to get to the links
* HystericalParoxysm has kicked Jimmy from #help (Go outside and play.)

<en7en> Okay, Frenchie, I challenge you to a duel of snootiness!
* The_French_Zombie eats en7en's empty head off
<The_French_Zombie> Done :D
<en7en> "Mon enfant, ma soeur!"
* en7en throws the gauntlet
<The_French_Zombie> Gné ?
<en7en> Okay, I win the Baudelaire round.
* The_French_Zombie eats the gauntlet and the matching hand
<The_French_Zombie> burp
<Darkwytche> Les fleurs du mal
<en7en> Hey! It's a snootiness duel! Eating is not fair, unless it's eating obscure snooty elitist french dishes!
<en7en> You want in, Dark?
<en7en> Wait your turn!
<Darkwytche> No just proving I'm not totally dumb
* The_French_Zombie eats a lobster and goose liver.
<The_French_Zombie> Now I can eat your other arm
<en7en> Ha! Foie gras du Perigord!
* en7en is a bit worried that pedantic displays of elitism don't seem to work on a zombie...
<The_French_Zombie> *thinking about the Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
<en7en> Oh no!
<en7en> English humor! I can't fight that!
* The_French_Zombie gobbles en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> I think I'm winning *evil grin*
<en7en> Damn it! uh... uh... quick! Gotta think of something!
<en7en> Voltaire! Montesquieu! ROUSSEAU!
* The_French_Zombie grins and dribbles while watching en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> Corneille ?
* en7en regains hope...
<en7en> CAMUS!
<en7en> SARTRE!
<en7en> "Hell is other sims!"
* The_French_Zombie recitates "Stances à Marquise" then chops en7en's remaining leg off.
* Vie starts flinging Bratworsts at the pair of you
<en7en> Nooooo!
<en7en> Argh! Germans!
* en7en is invaded in 12 milliseconds.
<en7en> Damn. Now I gotta wait for the yankees to liberate me.
<Darkwytche> Pierre Morand - 'La Naine'
<HystericalParoxysm> Thundercles!
* The_French_Zombie would love to cut en7en's tongue off but it'd look like a French kiss.
* en7en expires, whilst faintly whispering "mon enfant, ma soeur, songe a la douceur... "
* en7en is now known as The_Late_en7en
<The_French_Zombie> Je suis belle, ô mortels ! Comme un rêve de pierre...
<The_Late_en7en> Alas, poodles. I was done in, for my impregnable intellectual snootiness was no match against Limey Loons and German Sauerkraut. Hence dies the hope of a haughty nation! To the vultures now shall it be given.
<Darkwytche> André Malraux - La Condition Humane
<The_Late_en7en> At least Darkwytche is trying. Pour la France, mon ami! Pour la France!
<The_French_Zombie> :-s
<Darkwytche> Way
<The_Late_en7en> Okay, are we done?
* You are now known as en7en
* The_French_Zombie is now known as The_French_Sim

--> hi (hi@mts2-A0103612.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #social
<Anna> -.- hi ....
* Nurrah pokes hi
<Nurrah> hi hi
<suceress> Hello hi
* Nurrah nudges hi
<hi> ???
<Nurrah> You realise I'm going to keep saying your nick to set off your hilight?
<hi> why is every one nice?
<Nurrah> Just to annoy you.
<hi> oh ok
<SilentPsycho> Hi Nurrah
<SilentPsycho> Hi Anna
<SilentPsycho> Hi Gaz
<Anna> ?_?
<Nurrah> lmao I'm an evil bitch
<Anna> SilentPsycho .. .-.-
<hi> UH HUH I GOT KICKED FROM #TEEN OH YEA!
<SilentPsycho> And I'm easily impressionable.
<-- HystericalParoxysm has kicked hi from #social (I've told you about the caps, now cut it the hell out.)

<-- Star|afk (Starbuck@we.love.modthesims2.com) has left #help (too...many....tards)
* white|TV flushes Star's loo

<John|Meshing> i'll get a pic of the desk and chair in a sex
<John|Meshing> sec*
<John|Meshing> that was an odd spelling mistake :P

<Starbuck> I'm not a horny person
<fp|book> eheh
<Starbuck> a *horn person

* The_French_Sim still hopes S2C and MTS2 won't disappear in a black hole of oblivion when TS3 is released
* HystericalParoxysm s'appelle maintenant HP|Oblivion

[22:17] <flyingpigeon> they give me rashes, but I'm sure they are rashes of love

<Kelly> Because I'm back in Minnesota.
<Dimension> EEEEEW
<Dimension> wait, what is that?
<Kelly> What is what?
<Dimension> minnesota
<Delphy> That is what.
<Delphy> What is that.
<Delphy> That is what is that is what is Minnesota.
<Dimension> my mind is on fire
<SirEmino> i'm confused
<Delphy> "What is the USA"
<Dimension> jeopardy!
* Delphy cuts Dimmys mind with a sack cloth
<Dimension> i choose door THREE!
* Delphy punches Dimmy in the face.
* Kelly sticks Delphy on a rotissarie or however the frack you spell it
<Delphy> That was door number three.
* Dimension bites down on delphy's knuckles
<Delphy> Also, Minnesota is a state in the USA.
<Kelly> Yeah.
<Kelly> That.
<Dimension> mwlarf ignflflf
<Delphy> The USA is that country just below the awesome CANADA and above those burrito inventing MEXICANS
<Kelly> We're the useless part of North America.
* Kelly nods
<Dimension> must be a weird place
* whiterider looks in, blinks, and goes away
<Delphy> There be dragons
<Dimension> maybe dinosaurs still live there

[21:28] * whites-vid-bap points and laughs: you broke movie maker
[21:28] * whites-vid-bap is now known as curlybap
[21:28] * &whiterider hugglelicks Cliffy
[21:28] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (You broke Google video!!)
[21:28] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:28] <curlybap> white, i never knew what you'd been through. i'm glad you're through it *cuddlelicks*
[21:28] <curlybap> :)
[21:29] <curlybap> meh, kick me all you want :P
[21:29] * Cliff (Imbroglio@mts2-6848F10.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: But it IS hairy! I mean, imagine this with 4 pounds of hair...)
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (That's)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] <curlybap> you still never changed my avatar on mts2 xP
[21:29] <John> awesome starbuck sim hp :D
[21:29] <curlybap> crud...
[21:29] <&HystericalParoxysm> Thanks, John. :)
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (ok)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * NSYNCable2003 (NSYNCable2@mts2-D2AC99B.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #social
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (I)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * curlybap shouldn't have told white that...
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (don't)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (enjoy)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] <GoldenSimmer> LORD!
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (kicking)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] <NSYNCable2003> Hello all!
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (that)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * Chii sets mode: +b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by Chii (Banned: join flood)
[21:29] <GreenStraws> No... Shouldnt have.
[21:29] <&whiterider> Damn =/
[21:30] <GoldenSimmer> Oh my
[21:30] * whiterider sets mode: -b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:30] <&HystericalParoxysm> Holy shit dude.
[21:30] <John> everything is right on her, especially the face
[21:30] <&whiterider> I missed the last word of my sentence :(
[21:30] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:30] * Chii sets mode: +b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:30] * curlybap was kicked by Chii (Banned: join flood)
[21:30] <&whiterider> [21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (much)
[21:30] <NSYNCable2003> I have a quick question!
[21:30] * whiterider sets mode: -b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:30] <&whiterider> Ummm
[21:30] <~Delphy> white....
[21:30] <&whiterider> Yeah
[21:30] <~Delphy> You wont be able to remove that ban normally
[21:30] <&whiterider> Hit me =/

<10@sickmeister> er....i have an icecream.. not porn.

<maggiexlam> where is belgium
[...]
* Lethe patpats maggie and gives her an atlas
* BlueSoup wants to go one day. Mmm chocolate.
<TFS|Internship> North-East of France.
<maggiexlam> is belgium in germany?

[20:46] * dannyjanny (dannyjanny@26B78E1E.63C9FEB2.3862C459.IP) has joined #social
[20:46] <dannyjanny> how do u make a sim?
[20:47] <djones|whiticide> STAB
[20:47] <shaka|pogo> how do you make a sim, zomg
[20:47] <shaka|pogo> thought it was obvious
[20:47] <&whiterider> dannyjanny, u is not a correct form of word to be paired with the conjugation "do"
[20:47] <&whiterider> "Do" is almost exclusively used with "I" or "you". "U" is neither.
[20:48] <&whiterider> U is not a pronoun, and hence cannot be used with any pronoun conjugation of any verb
[20:48] <dannyjanny> fine then, how do YOU make a sim?
[20:48] <djones|whiticide> how do i make a sim?
[20:48] <djones|whiticide> well i use my brain
[20:49] <dannyjanny> good bye.
[20:49] * dannyjanny (dannyjanny@26B78E1E.63C9FEB2.3862C459.IP) has left #social

<Star|Away> oh! HP!
* Star|Away has a bone to pick with you :D
<Star|Away> although....I can hear the sound of the bones in my legs telling me this is a bad idea
<HystericalParoxysm> lol, what?
* HystericalParoxysm gets the beating stick ready.
<Star|Away> :P
<Star|Away> emino watched BSG and liked it today. BUT....he said you gave him BSG fan stuffs
<Star|Away> BSG fan stuffs!
<Star|Away> <---BSG fan stuffs-less

<Pygsmypuff> it would be cool to be an arciologist
<HP|4n1m80r> It'd be even cooler to spell it correctly. :D
<jhd1189> HP, are you only nice to me because I can spell?