MTS2 Quotes Database

<renske> ooh something completely irrelevant
<renske> i saw a documentary yesterday
<renske> about men with realdolls
<renske> one man had 8 of them and dressed them all up and propped them up in chairs for his birthday party
<renske> and then his girlfriend, which he met recently and hadnt told yet about his dolls, came in, saw the dolls and said 'soooo i need a beer'
<Database> lulz
<&HystericalParoxysm> I'd think you'd need something stronger than beer to find your boyfriend and his eight realdolls eating dinner together.
<renske> he jammed whistles and those party flute things in the dolls' blowjob mouths
<&HystericalParoxysm> That may be the saddest thing I've ever heard.
<renske> and in the next scene he was cleaning one of the dolls insides with a toilet brush, saying 'you have to clean them once in a while'
<renske> that is the point where J left
<&HystericalParoxysm> Congratulations. You've actually grossed me out a little.
<renske> hahaha
<renske> VICTORY
<elpemmy> ...that has to be a first.
<renske> and this other guy had to say goodbye to his doll (he only had one) for THREE WHOLE WEEKS and barely survived
<renske> the doll needed work done because her limbs were all floppy
<renske> and when the doll came back he dove into the box and went 'oh welcome home darling i have missed you so much - how was your trip'
<renske> 'i taped the bold and the beautiful for you just like you like it'
<renske> poooooooor guy
<renske> never should've moved out of his mother's basement
<elpemmy> You watch weird TV, Ren.

<Chii> r
<Angel> chii is broken. All she says is r
<Angel> that, or she's become a pirate...
<Jekyll> Chii, are you okay?
<Jekyll> .... maybe she's eating now or something.
<Jekyll> i like the pirate theory, though.
<Angel> is she broken, became a pirate or eating?
<Jekyll> eating broken pirates
<Angel> rofl
<Jekyll> what we hear is -their- scream.
<Angel> hmm... That actually makes a lot of sense
<Angel> thanks Jekyll, i'm suddenly less worried about Chii
<Chii> Ok.
<Angel> oh thank God you're okay Chii. You had me worried.
* Angel suddenly realises she's making convo with a bot. That is...weird...

<&BarbieDal> okay....I have crap in my TS3 game from 1998...
<&Lethe> that's..
<&Lethe> pretty awesome
<&Lethe> when did you invent time travel
<Sparkle> XD
<&BarbieDal> Apparently sometime after ts3 came out :p

[23:55] <ChaoticNecrophile> okay, i'm not understanding what the hell i'm supposed to do with the skins for the penis >.>

02:29 < Chii> you know that stuff you did for me last night?
02:32 < Emino> ...
02:32 < Emino> who did what to you, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> I can't tell you that!
02:32 < Emino> Isit Data, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> French fries of course!
02:33 < Emino> ...
02:33 < Emino> FRENCHIE!!!
02:33 < Chii> :O

<jhd1189> Ooh, that reminds me... I found my "Confidential" stamp yesterday!
<jhd1189> Not that I actually have any use for it, but I love having one
<fanseelamb> Ooh you should stamp something that you really want someone to read. 'Cause you know they'll read it as soon as they see that stamp.
<NatureDal> Yeah and make it something pointless
<NatureDal> like an old shopping list
<fanseelamb> LOL!
<jhd1189> Heh, that's pretty much all I've ever done with it
<NatureDal> You know what else is fun? A "Void" stamp!
<NatureDal> Imagine being handed something you don't like...like a pink slip
<NatureDal> Just stamp "Void" on it, and hand it back
<whiterider> Whip out your Void stamp, go "Aha!", stamp it and hand it back, smiling
<NatureDal> *nod*
<whiterider> "Oh dear, you'll have to do another one"
<NatureDal> See, white's got the idea
<NatureDal> lol!
<whiterider> And hope they run out of forms before you run out of ink
<jhd1189> Ooh, that's an excellent plan :D
<whiterider> Or you could stamp it over the Blockbuster sticker on DVDs
* NatureDal contemplates running to Office Depot to get her a set of stamps
<whiterider> "You think this belongs to you, Mr Acne-ridden 14 yearold doing a Saturday job? I think NOT!"
<NatureDal> LOL!
<jhd1189> Stamp it over parking tickets and send them back to the police
<NatureDal> You could piss a lot of people off with a void stamp!
<whiterider> lmao
<jhd1189> "I mean, I WOULD pay the ticket, but it's void!"
<NatureDal> rofl!
<whiterider> Speeding tickets too...
<whiterider> And Driving In The Bus Lane When You Are Not A Bus tickets. I learned that trick from my nan.
<jhd1189> "Just a moment officer... ah yes, here we are." *STAMP*
<NatureDal> arrest warrants...
<whiterider> :D
<NatureDal> LOL
<whiterider> Incriminating documents
<jhd1189> Subpoenas...
<NatureDal> photo...
<NatureDal> + s
<whiterider> "I never used that man's credit card, look, the evidence is VOID!"
<jhd1189> Oh yeah, credit card bills!
<jhd1189> *VOID*
<NatureDal> Car notes...
<NatureDal> VOID
<whiterider> And you must slam your fist down on the nearest flat surface every time you say "Void"
<NatureDal> Lol! I've been doing that, too ^
<whiterider> Man, if we lived within 100 miles of each other, we could all get together and make a great YouTube video out of this
<jhd1189> It would be an excellent video too :/
<NatureDal> mmhmm, it'd go viral too
<whiterider> Absolutely
<NatureDal> we'd be youtube stars

<HystericalParoxysm> When I was in high school, me and a group of friends got in trouble for wearing "Support your local lesbian - eat a beaver!" buttons.

<Loaf> my tribble needs new batteries =[
<Djones> ...bad gutterbrained daniel
<Lethe> oh i could so read that out of context
<Djones> bad.

<renske> there are pink things in nature
<renske> like ponies
<renske> ..
<renske> i. am. DUMB.
<renske> strike the ponies, replace with \'flowers\'
<elpemmy> rofl
<elpemmy> Unicorns are pink and white stripes. Like zebras. Only with horns.
* elpemmy nodnod
* renske and elpemmy live in a really speshul world

<viromancy> Yes, well, I bet harry potter fans aren't even aware they're supposed to be competing against small, prepubescent teenage christian doormats who think castrated Mormon vampires who sparkle are the most scary things of darkness out there.

<cthru> also, what is a loofah? what's it's use?
<Lethe> it's a back brush
<LeeFish> its a type of sponge
<Lethe> like one of them sponges on a stick
<LeeFish> used for scrubbing bits
<cthru> aaaah
<LeeFish> Basically, her name is scrubber
* Lethe says 'on a stick' in a mexican accent in her head

<renske> at least i have pizza on the way :D
* Frenchie noms Renske's pizza
<renske> oi
<renske> you eat my food.
<Frenchie> Yes :3
<renske> this is only acceptable to me if 1) we will be sleeping together in the near future, 2) we have slept together in the recent past, or 3) i consider my chances of sleeping with you high to very high.
<renske> i dont think that either of those is applicable.
<renske> SO STAY THE HELL OFF OF MY NOMS
<Frenchie> But it's Domino's :(
<renske> okay, so how much do you want it?
* renske dangles a slice of pizza in front of frenchie
* Frenchie just pretends he's going to poke Ren's eyes out with his fingers, then grabs the slice of pizza while she flinches
<renske> i wear glasses, you dork.
<Database> ha owned

<SilentPsycho> I got bored earlier and tried to imagine what an icecube up the twat would feel like, but it kept melting in the hot tub before I could put it in.

<TFrenchie2> So, the bird in my house yesterday... I think it was a bat
<Renske> how could you make that mistake??
<TFrenchie2> Ren, it was small and black
<TFrenchie2> And it flew around
<TFrenchie2> And it was in the dark
<Lethe> ufo?
<Aychpee> Technically, yes.
<ren|awaaay> wiiiings that flap in the niiiiight
* ren|awaaay hums
<Aychpee> Frenchie was invaded by Darkwing Duck?
<ren|awaaay> yes.
<ren|awaaay> or rather, his french uncle
<ren|awaaay> Canard Ailes Noires.
<ren|awaaay> HON HON HON
<ren|awaaay> or rather... LE QUACK

<&whiterider> Avast! + Malwarebytes + HijackThis! = A chav in a filing cabinet

[20:59] <Lethe> annnd i'm looking at vibrators
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[22:35] <curlybap> for some reason, my head read, "i'm looking at vibrators" in roy from the it crowd's voice

<Sheldrake> Where the fuck am I supposed to get $89.99 + S&H?
<Renske> Sex and Help?
<Renske> those ARE the two things you need the most.
<Sheldrake> And how am I supposed to get it when I only have $40.04 in the bank and no income until october or november?
<Sheldrake> >.<
<Sheldrake> No, shipping and handling, silly
<Renske> and 89.99 isnt much for a hooker.
<Renske> you're shipping a hooker?
<Renske> arent there any local ones?
<Sheldrake> Piss off, I'm in a glass cage of emotion right now
<miniemmy> also paying someone else to handle a hooker seems sort of counter intuitive

[17:34] <cthru> SHEESH
[17:34] <cthru> I'm the PROTAGONIST
[17:34] * cthru dramatically waves her hair

* nick_MasterJ16 (nick_Maste@D5A64354.D36D0699.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<nick_MasterJ16> oh
<nick_MasterJ16> ok
<nick_MasterJ16> got it now
<nick_MasterJ16> stupid me should of done that in the 1st place *sigh*
<Djones> Isn't that banevasion?
<whiterider> Yes
<Djones> s/banevasion/ban-evasion
<whiterider> It's also, like, for the THIRTEENTH TIME
<whiterider> You do it IN CHAT. It's a CHAT COMMAND.
<whiterider> It changes your nick WITHOUT YOU LEAVING CHAT.

daluved1> DOCTOR
<Sparkle> WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DOCTOR
<Sparkle> I'm not sick
* daluved1 feels sparkles forehead
<daluved1> Oh no, it's worse than I thought
<Sparkle> I have the dreaded vampire sparkles?
<daluved1> Worse
<Sparkle> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
<daluved1> The Shirtless Wolf Syndrome
* Sparkle looks out of the window
<KaylaRox> lol omfg :P
<daluved1> On the bright side, you'll have smoking hot abs
<Sparkle> Either that, or come full moon, I'm going to shock a LOT of people...
* daluved1 prepares the eyeball bleach

<LadyFB> I wonder what percentage of women actually do like mans happy juice
<traelia> Probably 0%
<traelia> Unless their boyfriend's enhance their's with chemicals to taste like chocolate
<whiterider> You could have, like.. you know those straws, you drink milk through them and there's something in the straw that makes it taste of strawberry?
<whiterider> If a guy had one of those surgically implanted...

<&whiteybook> I reckon sleep causes nightmares
<&whiteybook> Think about it
<&whiteybook> Have you ever had a nightmare whilst not asleep?
* &whiteybook employs Politician Logic
<gelis> yes
<gelis> I accidently watched big brother
<&whiteybook> rofl
<gelis> that was a night mare
<&whiteybook> Well ok, sleep and inexcusable fault of the victim

<ForeverCamp> Bah, so our connection is going to be like that today?
* ForeverCamp has quit (Broken pipe)
<frazzmeister> I'm going to say yes.

<&whiteybook> And kittens are quadrapedfaciephytal
<gelis> and I don't get you whitey once again
<&whiteybook> Four legs + faceplant

<CN> is that popeye dressed as sailor moon?
* CN 's brain explodes