MTS2 Quotes Database

<Greenie> I love you HP. That was an amusing comment on your part.
* Greenie gives HP a cookie.
<HighPriestessBloodstone> which hp?
<Greenie> HP HP...
<Greenie> That HP..
<Greenie> Err..
<Greenie> Aychpee.
<Greenie> .. NOT YOU.
<Greenie> Oi.

* Cazzy-Tchan finds it fitting that Delphy is red on her screen
<ChocolateCake> Rofl
<ChocolateCake> Delphy's pink
<Cazzy-Tchan> he's reeeed
<ChocolateCake> Pink
* Cazzy-Tchan sporfles at the thought of feminine delphy
<Cazzy-Tchan> Delph...ina?
<Delphy> Delphine
<Cazzy-Tchan> delphine indeed :)
<ChocolateCake> Delphine
<HP|Meshing> Angelique. :P
<Cazzy-Tchan> i'm never going to have a straight face when i see your name again :(
<Cazzy-Tchan> angelique! now that i like :)
<Delphy> :P
* Delphy is now known as Angelique
<Angelique> Hi!!!
<ChocolateCake> It doesn't fit :(
<ChocolateCake> Delphine is better :(
<Cazzy-Tchan> no...not really
<Cazzy-Tchan> she's right
<HP|Meshing> Show us your tits!!
<Angelique> What are you talking about??
<Angelique> PH!!!
<Cazzy-Tchan> ph LOL
<Cazzy-Tchan> angelique is blue :( it doesn't have the same effect :(
* Angelique flashes HP

[16:34] <frazzmeister> fat hairy gay medico?
[16:34] <Medico> Yes, yes, halfway, yes.

ChaoticNihilist> A***nal Footb*** Club
<TFZzzzz> Arsenal is classy: even censored, it sounds wrong.
<TFZzzzz> And with those thoughts, off to bed!
<ChaoticNihilist> heh
<tmm> so instead of arse, it's anan?
<tmm> anal
* FurryPanda has quit (Operation timed out)
<ChaoticNihilist> it seems so
<ChaoticNihilist> Anal Football...

<curlybap> ...
* curlybap googles
<curlybap> erm.
* curlybap goggles
* curlybap giggles, dammit. it's not even funny now.,

<BlearyassParoxysm> Man, I have lame super powers. Picking things up with my toes so I don't have to bend down, and the uncanny ability to walk into the kitchen exactly 5 seconds before the microwave finishes pretty much every time...

* vsidemyna (vsidemyna@fd-732D4077.cg.shawcable.net) a rejoint #social
<vsidemyna> HI
<whiterider> FUCK IT!
<The_French_Sim> :o
<ChaoticNihilist> YEAH!
<whiterider> Now I have a Britney Spears song stuck in my head...
<Loaf|workworkwork> ...
<ChaoticNihilist> SEAKING!
<vsidemyna> Hi?

* Dj rubs lethe vigourously till she sets fire, then uses her heat to warm his tendons to a blazing fury, snapping his arm at a right angle and pulling tightly, twisting the tendons to form a loveheart then branding it across lethes bosom.
<Lethe> that's... disturbing, dj
<Dj> yet oddly romantic?
* Lethe will assume it's a compliment anyway
<Lethe> no... not oddly romantic, no
<elpemmy> more sickening than romantic, Dj
<Lethe> not what i'd call romantic, per se
<Dj> Damn.
<Lethe> slightly less gore next time
<Dj> Guess I missed the slightly creepy yet oddly romantic line today.
<Lethe> you got the heart thingy right
<Renske> yesh.
<Renske> i doubt that you can even SEE the line from where you are, dj
<Lethe> lol
<Dj> so it was so creepy that interfered with some of the romantic stuff?
* Lethe giggles madly
<Dj> or there just needed more romance?
<Lethe> less creepy, dj
<Dj> If there were additional roses stuffed up o...oh...I see.
* Lethe patpats dj
<Dj> one of these days I'll get it!

<jaaaj> hi. can anyone tell me why can`t I see images on motdhesims2.com downloads section?
<HystericalParoxysm> See the big message at the top of every page on the site?
<The_French_Sim> It says there's a pen0r on your head!
<HystericalParoxysm> Uploads, downloads, and thumbnails are all down...
<The_French_Sim> Quick, get it off!
<The_French_Sim> UR MOM IS DOWN
<jaaaj> ok. when will it be up again?
<HystericalParoxysm> UR MOM IS DOWN
<The_French_Sim> o_o
<HystericalParoxysm> AND THEN SHES UP
<HystericalParoxysm> AND THEN SHES DOWN AGAIN
<HystericalParoxysm> UP AND DOWN ALL THE TIME UR MOM
<HystericalParoxysm> LULZ
<The_French_Sim> MY COCK IS UP
<jaaaj> mine too
<HystericalParoxysm> SWORDFIIIIIGHT
<The_French_Sim> What have I done...
* jaaaj has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<The_French_Sim> :D
<Database> XDDD
<The_French_Sim> We're so good.

* Frenchie shags Emmy and Cthru to balance himself out.
<elpemmy> :P
* elpemmy is a cripple
<elpemmy> :(
<Database> O.o
<Database> Is Frenchie that well endowed, Emmy?

<elpemmy> Well, what would cause our CCount to wipe?
<Database> I do, yes.
<Database> What's a CCount? :p
<TFS> It's a vampire that stutters.

<Miss_Tinker_Bell> if you dont then vous sucez
<ArtsyFrenchie> ...
<ArtsyFrenchie> That was lame.
<HystericalParoxysm> You're welcome to hit her with a shoe, Frenchie.
<Database> The French is not impressive, mate.
<Miss_Tinker_Bell> I know
<Miss_Tinker_Bell> Hehe
* ArtsyFrenchie hits Miss_Tinker_Bell with a shoe factory
<Miss_Tinker_Bell> Hmm..
* Database cheers o/
<ArtsyFrenchie> WUAUAAAAAAAGH FRENCH RAGE
<ArtsyFrenchie> LA RAGE FRANCAISE RAAAAH
* Miss_Tinker_Bell Thinks "Oh F*** you all..."
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, don't worry, he'll surrender after he calms down.
* Database falls over.
* ArtsyFrenchie flicks HP :p
* HystericalParoxysm fleeeees!

<Renske> obviously you never had sex with the dudes i do it with
<Renske> dude. singular.
<Renske> *
<Lethe|worky> too late
<Renske> krap

<elpemmy> I'm usually a normal human being. Except I tried to write Hi on the floor with cheese.
<elpemmy> AND THE SEAGULLS STOLE MY CHEESE
<elpemmy> Yeah, me and my friend have been whining all day (Well, it was his cheese. But it went mouldy so I ripped it up and shaped it into letters and a smiley face. AND THE SEAGULLS STOLE MY FACE)
<elpemmy> THE SEAGULLS STOLE MY FACE.
<elpemmy> D:
<elpemmy> So yeah, today was a good day :)

<ZOMG|Patterns> Why am I singing Christmas Carols to myself?
<frazzmeister> you're seasonally challenged?
<ZOMG|Patterns> Weird
<ZOMG|Patterns> I think I do it a lot, actually, now I think about it.
<ZOMG|Patterns> Like when I want to sing, I think I just mindlessly sing them because I know the lyrics the best.

[23:59] * Corrie backs away slowly
[00:00] * Gangreless throws cheese at Corrie's ass.
[00:00] <Corrie> hmm, maybe I should get dressed.

* Greenie has quit (Quit: Greenie|cleaning)
* Greenie (squee@ip98-171-183-249.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #social
<Greenie> Okay that was stupid.
* Greenie is now known as Greenie|cleaning

<MobileEmino> Malaysian squat toilets is the aolution to many marital problems that start with toilet seats arguments!
<renske> squatting is NEVER the answer
<Database> I never understood that.
<Database> How hard is it to move the seat?
<frazzZZzz> Squating to poo is healthier...
<renske> but what do you do with your pants
* Database suspects anyone who argues with him abou toilet seat placement will get a raised eyebrow and "move it then!"
<renske> i argued with J that the seat must be down in 3/4 of all toilet situations, and therefor it's more efficient to put it down.
<Sparkle> I use Vista, and can't find it
<Tikva> You can't find the toilet seat?
<renske> vista toilet control?

<renske> wtf is up with you people and your weird schedules.
<Angel> Didn't you get the memo?
<renske> aw they always 'forget' to send me the memo
<renske> and i made a pie chart and everything!

<Gangreless> fuck anime
<Gangreless> I'm so glad they relegated it to only one night a week
<Davey> cowboy bebop is fantastic
<Davey> the music is amazing
<Gangreless> I only watch anime if it involves hermaphrodites and tentacle penii.
<Ri> ...

* Djones licks angel
* ChanServ sets mode +a #social Angel
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Angel
<Djones> ...my tongue gives ops?

<curlybap> You're a real friend, ren. A REAL FRIED.
<curlybap> ...friend.
<whiterider> :D
<whiterider> QUICK GET THE RENTCHUP
<whiterider> ..that sounds better if you don't say it out loud
<whiterider> Or worse, depending whose wrench
<curlybap> Yes, yes it does.
<renske> rentchup?
<whiterider> Yes
<curlybap> I'm just trying not to think of -what- the wrench is going up.
<whiterider> It's ketchup, made with boners, especially for ren
* renske gets ready for some mountaineering

<FurryPanda> a public group is a group at a cafe
<FurryPanda> a private group is a group in a living room
<FurryPanda> a private group becomes public when they go streaking

[18:24] <Gangreless> there's going to be a hot little vixen brutally murdered, gutted, and skinned, its mangled body left to rot in a ditch...
[18:24] <Gangreless> .. if firefox doesn't stop being so GODDAMNED DOUCHEY

<Frenchie> I like my vaginas attached to women.