MTS2 Quotes Database

* LlamaLu442 lends beppo battle llama
<LlamaLu442> U need a llama spear?
<HystericalLlama> War llamas? Nooooo.
<HystericalLlama> Llamas are for cuddling!
<HystericalLlama> Llamas are not for fighting!
<LlamaLu442> But But
<Llama101> You can be the 4 llamas of the alpacalypse

[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> i took an exam today in english and i had to write an essay on romeo and juliet
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> i wrote it like irc
[01:54pm] <Kelly> like irc?
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- ZOMG!
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> Juliet- I LOVE YOU!
[01:55pm] <outtis> :E
[01:55pm] <outtis> I hope you fail
[01:55pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- Lets get married Foolishly
[01:55pm] <Zepherian> Romeo - I si queer
[01:55pm] <Zepherian> Juliet - I si suicide
[01:55pm] <hiddensmoke> Juliet- BRILLIANT
[01:55pm] <outtis> Julit - I know you hax
[01:55pm] <outtis> *juliet
[01:55pm] <outtis> :(
[01:55pm] <Zepherian> romeo - onos! me si suicide too
[01:55pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- onos! She art dead!
[01:55pm] <outtis> juliet - /kill
[01:56pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- How can i live without the girl i just met!
[01:56pm] <hiddensmoke> *romeo sucisides*
[01:56pm] <hiddensmoke> you get the picture

<Samehk> For the last few years. I have had more rude dreams about Delphy than I had about Christopher Walken or Johnny Depp.

<viromancy> I go away for 5 minutes and I come back to mammaries all overe the place. It's like watching sea-lions flopped out on the shore. There's a constant honking and the desultory floppy reshuffle, but it's tits as far as the eye can see.

[22:17] =-= SuperFly is now known as Superfly|Chemistry
[22:17] <Anna> chemistry? july 31st? chemistry?
[22:17] * Anna sends Superfly on vacation
[22:18] <HystericalParoxysm> He's just brewing drugs, that's all.
[22:18] <whiterider> He has a crystal meth lab in his secret dungeon
[22:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, of course. Why else do you think he was made staff?

<Vie> eat till your hungry
<Vie> ...
<Vie> when your hungry

<SilentPsycho> A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
<deadkenny> amen
<SilentPsycho> To bread!
<deadkenny> to bread
<deadkenny> andtoast
<deadkenny> and beer
<SilentPsycho> And the ability to toast to bread

--- Delphster is now known as InfiniDelphy
* Anna licks InfiniDelphy
<SilentPsycho> Do I want to ask Delphy?
<InfiniDelphy> Infinity Combat Prototype
<P-epsi> how's coke today?
<Anna> mmmmm
<InfiniDelphy> aka naked mud wrestling
<Anna> wow
<SilentPsycho> Ahhh.
<cokenasmile> coke is reading popular mechanics :)
<SilentPsycho> That's not as interesting as naked mud wrestling

<Pfhoenix> well, it's not that bad with the old hand, I just cant hold very heavy things in it.. I basically shattered the 4th and 5th metacarpal.. (ring and pinky bone) in my hand...
* Pfhoenix smiles remembering how she did it... Ahhh, violence.
<Bunny> My handwriting is hideous, I type everything I can
<SilentPsycho> What did you do?
<Pfhoenix> well, I was drunk...
<whiterider> And she's still more dangerous than kicking a rhino...
<Pfhoenix> and got in a fight with an oak door.
<Bunny> and therefore invincible
<Pfhoenix> and the door kinda kicked my ass.

<curlybap> urgh, theres a guy in my class keeps saying how much he's looking forward to christmas and counting down the eggs
<curlybap> eggs?
<curlybap> *days

* Lolli has a shiney halo because she's so innocent :D
* Pfhoenix polishes her horns
<Pfhoenix> speaking of polishing a horn.
* Lolli is surrounded by a devine light, and has flying angels and grapefruits around her.

<curlybap> i c\an't even remember the dong
<curlybap> *snog
<Safyre420> lol
<curlybap> *soing
<whiterider> *song

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<Bunny> we don't have any
<Bunny> this is england, who needs garden umbrellas here? :P
<GreenStraws> We had really strong winds here, and our umbrella completely vanished from its cement base thingy.
<GreenStraws> Good point.
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<GreenStraws> Dude. FLying umbrella talk is no reason to LEAVE!
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<MockingBird|Straws> Yes. It is definetely well written.
<fanseelamb> I read it centuries ago
<fanseelamb> it was pretty good
<HystericalParoxysm> Man, fansee's older than I thought.

<flyingpigeon> I wish we could do a three-way
<flyingpigeon> pm

<GreenStraws> I think my brother just got killed.
<John> ahhh
<GreenStraws> Oh wait no. Its just my mom.
<John> What happened?
<GreenStraws> Shes trying to run over him with the car.
<John> :O
<John> why ?
<GreenStraws> No idea.
<GreenStraws> Shes CRAZY I tell you!
<GreenStraws> A DEMON!
<John> Hit her over the head with a ahmmer :P
<GreenStraws> ATTACK OF THE DEMONS! GET THE HOLY WATER! BREAK OUT THE NACHOS! ... We're goin' in.
<John> hammer*
<GreenStraws> Well, maybe not the holy water. But the nachos are a must.
<John> :)
<GreenStraws> Hee.
* GreenStraws is somewhat hyper.

[21:15:49] <Cheeseisgood> Suddenly I SEE!
[21:15:59] <curly|SimPE|bap> why the hell this means so much to me
[21:16:02] <curly|SimPE|bap> suddenly i see
[21:16:13] <curly|SimPE|bap> ...that i've forgotten the words
[21:16:14] <Cheeseisgood> Oh lord...
[21:16:16] <Cheeseisgood> Me too...
[21:16:19] <djones> good song...
[21:16:22] <curly|SimPE|bap> hehe
[21:16:25] <Cheeseisgood> Hmmm...

<The_French_Chef> It's alive! Alive! :D
<frazzmeister> the wine?
<The_French_Chef> XD The meal
<frazzmeister> aha
<The_French_Chef> I'm frankencooking :D

[17:30] <Stoz> girls, close your eyes, please?
[17:30] <ChocolateCake> As long as your pants stay on

[16:44] <HystericalParoxysm> Argggh I cannot get this damn song out of my head...
[16:45] <Stormy> do it yourself frontal lobotomy - no tools needed?
[16:45] <dj|foods> trepanning time!
[16:45] <HystericalParoxysm> Yay! Trepanning!
[16:45] * dj|foods does the hammer dance with a set of trepanning tools in his head
[16:45] <dj|foods> hand*
[16:45] <dj|foods> fuck...

* Rich (Rich@mts2-79896297.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #social
<Rich> Any skinners willing to give me a hand?... my skin touching up skills suck... I do objects:P
<&Tikva> I skin puppies, does that help?
<Rich> LOL
<&Tikva> ...why lol? It's nasty. Blood and guts all over the floor. I've ruined so many clothes doing that
<&Tikva> But the pay is good. Down with the fur industry! But no-one likes puppies anyway. And it's not like they're endangered
<&Tikva> Yet
<&Tikva> However, they're a pain to sew, or so the people in the other warehouse say. You have to find 10 skins of the exact same colour and texture just to make a fucking hat
<Rich> lol
<&Tikva> And puppies don't come in standard paintjobs.
<Piglet> puppies? :O
<&Tikva> Yes, those annoying whiny things that shake annoyingly when you try and kill them.
* djones stops talking to tikva in protest
<Piglet> real ones or the toy ones
<&Tikva> Real ones
<&Tikva> Toy ones don't shake
<Piglet> some do
<Piglet> but real ones :O
<&Tikva> And no-one wants a fur coat made by the Beanie Baby people
<Piglet> poor puppies :(
<djones> ...
<djones> piglet
<busybap> rofl
<djones> just don't encourage that evil whore
<&Tikva> <3
<djones> shes an evil cow. just ignore her
<Piglet> although it defo should be stoped
<&Tikva> You would have thought, if the eyeballs that won't flush gross him out so much, he'd just use the other bathroom
<busybap> ...why would eyeballs not flush?
<&Tikva> They float. no idea why.
* busybap 'd've thought they'd've been rather dense
<&Tikva> Well, I tend to squeeze the jelly out first. It works well for strengthening the back of the skins
* Piglet Faints
<&Tikva> Oh it's ok, I don't do humans. That's just nasty. There are some... but I try to avoid them. Like Buffalo Bill.
<Piglet> your a cuila daville however you spell her name lol
<&Tikva> He's fucking wierd, but the mafia pay him in gold bars....
<&Tikva> Don't think gold bars would do it for me though
<djones> mmmmmm, gold bars. they make good whacking sticks
<&Tikva> Gold bars != fair pay for skinning young children
<&Tikva> But anyway, talking about that is disgusting. Back to puppies :)
<Piglet> nooooo the horror, leave those puppies alone!
<&Tikva> I got a kitten in one of the bags once. Was not pleased. I couldn't skin it, so I sent it to a dog food factory.
* Piglet Is worried about how disturbing you are
<&Tikva> "Disturbing" is a matter of perception
<annay49> kitten?
<&Tikva> Yes, a kitten
<&Tikva> All fluffy and white
<Piglet> awwwwwwww
<Piglet> next time you get a fluffy white kitten send it over ill look after the poor thing
<&Tikva> You're kidding me - I got £50 from that factory. That's worth five puppies, with no mistakes
<Piglet> probably cos it's so cute
<&Tikva> The most annoying thing is when you've got it all perfect.... and then you nick the testicles and the whole caboodle gets ruined by escaped bodily fluids
<&Tikva> Are you still buying this?

* GreenStraws is now known as Greenie|Latin
* whiterider nudges Greenie with an amplus gallo
...
<whiterider> Aww, Greenfly is a) ignoring me; b) doesn't realise I just spoke latin; or c) does realise I just spoke latin, has translated it, and feels it not worthy of a response
<whiterider> ;_;
...
<Greenie|Latin> Hey white?
<whiterider> Yeh?
<Greenie|Latin> Id love it if you wouldnt poke me with ample cocks in the future, aye?
<whiterider> :)
<Greenie|Latin> Im not even gonna ask where you got it.
<Greenie|Latin> :p
<whiterider> I have a fun vocabulary
<Greenie|Latin> I noticed. :]

<Jenn|Ryzom> I upgraded my armor and now my character has butt crack.
<Angel> pics!

<Cazzy-Tchan> lethe|workworkwork, i think you should go with the scary kitteh idea :)
<lethe|workworkwork> that's the best one so far, yes
<lethe|workworkwork> not too sure why he would want to eat his girlfriend yet
<lethe|workworkwork> but we can leave that blank
<Cazzy-Tchan> because she had a doggy!
<lethe|workworkwork> hm?
<Cazzy-Tchan> or something edible to werewolves
<Cazzy-Tchan> if she smells of food
<Cazzy-Tchan> he'd want to eat her, ne?
<lethe|workworkwork> or maybe he's just a werewolf and they eat folks? :p
<Cazzy-Tchan> or that too :)

[23:17] * Targ inserts WANG by accident
[23:18] <JK11> oh
[23:18] <JK11> :/
[23:18] * Bubo|Brainwashed wanna see!!!!!
[23:18] * Targ presses NIPPLEZ because he doesn't notice this
[23:18] <Jessica> you want to see targ insert his wang?
[23:18] <Safyre420> that's exactly what I was thinking jess
[23:18] <Safyre420> lol
[23:18] <Bubo|Brainwashed> no teh quote you nutbolt
[23:18] <JK11> someone submit that as well
[23:19] <Bubo|Brainwashed> although the wang would be nice....