MTS2 Quotes Database

<&HystericalParoxysm> 44 fuzzy llamas on the wall, 44 fuzzy llamas... you take one down, hug it tightly, 43 fuzzy llamas on the wall.

<Vie> its iTunes, it breaks everything it touches, its quite symple: iTunes break time=(Q/P^Q)N
<Vie> Q being Quality of the song, P being number of times played
<Vie> N being a random number generated by counting steve jobs pubes til you find a grey one

<longdaysend> Loaf...mind if i ask how -you- found this cuminity of smut-givers?
<longdaysend> wow....
<longdaysend> community
<longdaysend> a little fruedian there

* Panda bugles the chat
* Bubo gives Panda a r
<Panda> lol
<&whiterider> Actually, you need an r and an l-g morpher
<Panda> to get burgles?
<&whiterider> No

<Greenie|afk> What did you fix?
<renske> a lightsocket
<Greenie|afk> Oooh. Potentially dangerous.
<renske> one of those things you can adjust the brightness of the light with
<renske> yes. and soft light is important in my bathroom where i soak in lavender and my own hotness.
<renske> :P
<Greenie|afk> Ooh la la.
<renske> so now it works and doesn't smell like smouldering plastic like before :P
<Greenie|afk> .. Im getting slightly disturbing ideas on how one would soak in their own hotness. :/
<renske> i feel really tough. I think I may need a tool belt
<Greenie|afk> Ill get you a hammer for it.
<renske> my hotness goes fluid in hot water.
<Greenie|afk> That sounds like a bad pickup line.
<renske> ... not much better...
<Greenie|afk> What the hell is with this conversation!?

<BlearyassParoxysm> Man, I have lame super powers. Picking things up with my toes so I don't have to bend down, and the uncanny ability to walk into the kitchen exactly 5 seconds before the microwave finishes pretty much every time...

<GoldenSimmer> Thats Lohan.
<Greenie> Bahahaa Lindsay.
<Greenie> She called.
<Greenie> She thinks you should pierce your nipples.
<cantresist17> No thanks
<Greenie> She'll be so disappointed. ;--;
<cantresist17> I know; but i'll get my balls done for her
<cantresist17> lol lol, I meant rubber toy balls
<Greenie> Of course you did.

* Longdaysend gobbles frenchies cock
<frazzmeister> cock
<Longdaysend> ...
<Longdaysend> i mena
<Safyre420> cock
<Longdaysend> CN's salad

<Medico|LUA> Considering I'm Ordo Hereticus...do YOU want 10,000 angry women after your blood?
<dj> God yes.

* Melpomene has arrived. Prepare to feel miserable, #social
<Delphy> How about... no
* Delphy sets a ban on *!*db51@fd-FB26A026.cos2.cable.ntl.com

<BoobLoaf> dude, i do not want twigs in my cunt.

<TFS> We are #social. We are legion. We do not forgive n00bness. We do not forget BOOBIES.

<dj> You know.
<dj> Canada is hundreds of times the size of england, and has half the population.
<whiterider> So's your face
<Data[BHA]> That's what /she/ said.

*** Ginolion has joined #social
<Ginolion> hi
<Ginolion> can some one tell
<Ginolion> me how to see my uploads???
<Ginolion> pls
<Ginolion> help me
<Lethe> in your profile?
<ArtsyFrenchie> It's a funny way of typing.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Like a poem
<Lethe> you're a haiku!
<ArtsyFrenchie> Only, you fucked up the rhymes
<Ginolion> thx i ll check
<FurryPanda> no, 4 syllable first line
<ArtsyFrenchie> Can someone tell me/How to see my uploads, please/I am so confused
<Lethe> confused nublets
<Lethe> asking questions
<Lethe> they go away eventually
<Ginolion> i didn t find it
<Ginolion> can you write my steps
<Ginolion> pls
<ArtsyFrenchie> UR MOM HAS UPLOADS/She cannot found them either/She may need some help

[15:30] <The_French_Sim> Erato... hmmm... "love and erotic poetry"...
[15:32] <The_French_Sim> :| Great, now I imagine her writing porny haikus.
[15:32] <The_French_Sim> "I'm in the mood for/A rough shagging all day long/Do me now baby"
[15:35] <The_French_Sim> "Lie down on the bed/Let me get ready to give/You some long oral"
[15:36] <The_French_Sim> "You're getting hard now/I can see I turn you on/Undress me, silly"

<Renske> see, if i would come across a bloodstained mudkip, i'd DAMN WELL LEAVE IT ALONE
<Renske> ... wtf?? *book

<Renske> i dont mind the smell of fresh ball sweat
<TFS|Out> ...
<Renske> what!

* Renske_ stares at Renske until she gets the hint and leaves
*** renske has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Lethe> :D
<Renske_> :D
*** Renske_ is now known as renske
<Corrie> i think your staring scared away the ghost of yourself.
<renske> sheesh, it sure takes me a while to get a hint
<renske> i hope so, corrie
<renske> didnt you know? all ghosts can't stand people staring at them

<Dj|food> Also I just accidentally e-stalked attractive blondes twitter.
<Database> You accidentally her whole twitter?

[20:59] <writingemmy> You wouldn't believe how weird touching cracks blindfolded is.
[20:59] <renske> especially when your underwear is sliding in there
[20:59] <writingemmy> You have to put your hand all over it.

<Lethe> so this game is doing it's very best to scare the living shit out of me
<Lethe> it's good at it
<Frenchie> Which game, Lethe?
<Lethe> Bioshock
<Lethe> also, totally love the forties almost communist meets art deco architecture
<Lethe> yes, i just spoke of the architecture in a game about shooting things
* Lethe is such a girl
* Frenchie petpets Lethe

[20:43] <Jekyll> i can't waste liquids at the moment, sorry
[20:44] <Djones> even salty tears of sadness?
[20:44] <Gangreless> Well I guess masturbating's out of the question.
[20:44] <Jekyll> yeah
[20:44] <Djones> Cn masterbates dry.]
[20:44] <Gangreless> How sad.
[20:44] <Jekyll> i couldn't even go to uni, and i'm nauseated, and i'm hungry, but i can't eat
[20:44] * Jekyll weeps
[20:45] <Jekyll> dry masturbation sounds sad, yeah D:
[20:45] * Djones hugs a CN and provides water
[20:45] <Jekyll> for masturbation?
[20:46] <Gangreless> Water doesn't work very well for masturbation.
[20:46] <Djones> more to replace the moisture lost from weeping, but w/e

[16:33] <Pescado> That does explain that echo, though.
[16:33] <Gangreless> That's just all the empty space in your head, Pes.

* Djones licks angel
* ChanServ sets mode +a #social Angel
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Angel
<Djones> ...my tongue gives ops?

* SirEmino is now known as em|PRINCE
* whiterider wishes desperately that she had svsnick powerz
<curlybap> Is anyone awake to do a /svsnick change to Emi|queen? :P
<whiterider> Only D and HP can, and they're asleep :(
<renske> i'll just go and wake up J to have sex. HP has a habit of contacting me when i'm... busy.