#1560 · added 2 May 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #create
<Nubie> hey the clock is wrong
<Nubie> the numbers are wrong jon
<fanseelamb> Umm.. that is an excellent observation, Nubie. It's sideways. :/
<Davey> I knew something was weird!
<fanseelamb> I didn't look close enough to try to read them.
<Davey> Yeah you need to rotate it 90% clockwise
<Davey> Omg
<fanseelamb> clockwise!
<fanseelamb> Davey made a funny!
<Davey> I did!
* fanseelamb highfives Davey again
<Davey> Gah, Dane Cook here I come!
<Davey> ^5
<fanseelamb> :D
<Davey> God...this is why I'm at home on a saturday night
#1548 · added 15 April 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #create
* Davey curls up in a ball
* Sparkle curls up into a triangle
<Sparkle> Ouch
<Davey> o.O
<Davey> Pics or it didn't happen!
<Davey> Lol
<Sparkle> Actually, it should be folded into a triangle
<Davey> Like one of those pool-side foldy chairs
<Sparkle> Only Sparkle-shaped
* Davey hugs HL
<Davey> Yes
* Davey sits on the Sparkle chair
* Sparkle folds up again
* HugeLunatic wonders what a sparkle chair looks like..
<Davey> One of those pool-side foldy chairs, HL
<Sparkle> XD
#1578 · added 15 May 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> if you try to kill someone with the power of your mind, and you suceed.. is it murder?
<frazzmeister> coz.. it's not like you'd be expecting it to actually work, unless you were insane...
<frazzmeister> I mean, if it were even possible to prove..
<frazzmeister> if you DID think it was going to work, would you get off on insanity, or not because you were right and thus not insane... even though that's insane?
<frazzmeister> this sort of thing keeps me awake at night..
#1572 · added 8 May 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Everyone's off doin' emino's mom.
<emino> wooot
<emino> i hope ill get a new sistah out of that
<HystericalParoxysm> Yes, but the babbydaddy will be Chii.
<emino> ooooh
<emino> persocon sistah
<emino> i can install porn in her
<HystericalParoxysm> ...
#1570 · added 7 May 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #create
<Aychpee> You have a bit of bush sticking into your garage though. ;)
<Aychpee> (That sounds dirty...)
<armiel> haha, i'll move it a little bit
<Flabaliki> its funny, cause even if that was intended to be dirty, it doesnt make any sense :P
<DaveyDaVinci> I think it could mean that your hair is growing into your vagina?
<DaveyDaVinci> Idk
<Flabaliki> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> *Does not know much of female anatomy, nor sexual euphamisms*
<Aychpee> I guess if it got really long...
<Flabaliki> eeew
<DaveyDaVinci> Then you could braid it.
<LadyFrontbum> or if you were tribbing.
<LadyFrontbum> *cough*
<DaveyDaVinci> Wtf is tribbing
<DaveyDaVinci> Seriously.
<DaveyDaVinci> Aussie speak >_<
<LadyFrontbum> scissoring.
<Aychpee> Ahahaha
<Flabaliki> rofl
<LadyFrontbum> lmao
<Aychpee> I prefer "bumping clams"
<DaveyDaVinci> >_<
<LadyFrontbum> lol
<Aychpee> Which is to say I prefer the -term-...
* Aychpee coughs
<armiel> ok, no sticky bushes anymore
* Aychpee cacklesnorts
<LadyFrontbum> HAHA
<Aychpee> I'm sooo 12 at heart
* Aychpee goes back to work on pennisland
#1581 · added 22 May 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #create
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> Someone added a bunch of running mascaras to the Marriage & Weddings section of the contentlists
<whiterider> That's telling...
<Sparklycookie> o___O
<Sparklycookie> Where where ehere?
<Sparklycookie> Aww, not as funny as I thought
<Sparklycookie> I imagined a load of mascaras with arms and legs running though the page
<Sparklycookie> Now THAT would have been funny
#1590 · added 9 June 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<FurryPanda> hi all
<whiterider> Heya Panda
<FurryPanda> how are you?
<whiterider> Feeling oddly productive. You?
<FurryPanda> feeling pleasantly vegetative
<whiterider> We go tooogether, like...
<FurryPanda> parasitic symbionts?
#1651 · added 30 September 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #Create
<fanseelamb> hi mikey!
<mikey> hiya Fansee
<mikey> nightmare time again?
<daluved1> hehehe when I was little, nightmares was what we called sex when my friends and I played with our barbies
<fanseelamb> o.O
<fanseelamb> you are an odd duck, dallyllama <3
<daluved1> Well you sure as hell didn't want to be caught saying sex when you're 9
<fanseelamb> lol!
#1655 · added 30 September 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #toomuchsextalk
* fanseelamb gets video camera and instructs Loaf & Irrelephant to commence the show
<Loaf> rofl
<Irrelephant> Xxzxcuzx
<Irrelephant> Ok.
<Irrelephant> good enough for me.
<fanseelamb> haha :D
<Irrelephant> Also.
<Irrelephant> No.
* Loaf crosses 'exhibitionism' off the kink list
<fanseelamb> LOL
<Irrelephant> bugger.
<Irrelephant> are you using pen or pencil for that crossing out?
<Loaf> :P
<Irrelephant> Just so I know.
<Irrelephant> Because i have *sunglasses*
<Irrelephant> a rubber.
#1646 · added 15 September 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<renske> hp, you DO know that J is ambitious, dedicated and a real go-getter, yes? :D
<renske> after each orgasm he asks 'ok, now are you REALLY satisfied?'
<renske> \o/
<renske> now i am done bragging.
<HystericalParoxysm> Are there spreadsheets where he has you rate his performance on several key criteria, and then he graphs his improvement over time?
<renske> zomg hp he would totally get off on that.
<renske> i would pin them over the headboard and point at them during sex..
<renske> ok so now i need a blackboard and a pointing laser.
<renske> OR touch-sensitive bedding that makes a winamp-visualization-like image of the sex.
<renske> also a touch sensitive couch
<HystericalParoxysm> And whale sounds.
<renske> HUMPback whales?
#1649 · added 18 September 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<LinuxFrenchie> I forgot how to get that azerty kb layout
<LinuxFrenchie> Dqmmit
#1685 · added 22 February 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<renske> i'm thinking if i look at yarn long enough, and sigh, that J will then get the hint and buy me ALL the things.
<renske> http://www.etsy.com/listing/68572890/new-scrumpet-merinocashmerenylon like this. it's like porn to me.
<whiterider> You need better porn
#1687 · added 8 March 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<renske> if you hang them near a radiator they take on a very lifelike temperature
* renske nodnods
<renske> but after some use you have to get their joints retightened.
<Omini> i must try that with mine
<renske> because they wont hold their positions as well.
<Omini> er
<Omini> i mean
<Omini> i must... remember that should i ever come across one
<Omini> er... bad use of wording
<Omini> should i ever see one
<renske> and then come across it.
<renske> on her forehead
<Omini> nah on her tits
<renske> and then smudge it a bit with your thumb
<renske> going 'SIIIIIMBAAAA'
#1692 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
elpemmy MY ASS IS NOT FAT
elpemmy MY ASS IS IN PERFECT CONDITION
renske IF BY PERFECT YOU MEAN FAT
whiterider Did it say that on the ebay listing?
#1663 · added 19 November 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #create
<lew|Away> woooaaah
<lew|Away> my hands are really veiny
<HitFish> yup yup
<HitFish> manly hands
<HitFish> or too much squeezing....
<lew|Away> omg
<lew|Away> lol
<Cookiemonster> Squeezing what, exactly?
<lew|Away> ...
<HitFish> indeed
* HitFish waggles monobrow
<Cookiemonster> Actually, with Lew, I have a good idea what
<lew|Away> you sure you wanna know?
<HitFish> We guessed
* Cookiemonster waggles eyebrows
<lew|Away> http://s865.photobucket.com/albums/ab218/Zmobie_Pikz/?action=view¤t=modernlot11.jpg
<Cookiemonster> You squeezed the lot?
<lew|Away> ...
<lew|Away> it's something called a cock
<lew|Away> you heard of one of those?
<lew|Away> lol
<Cookiemonster> TMI Lew
<HitFish> tell me thats white paint on those walls
<HitFish> and on that note........
* Cookiemonster ROFLs
<Cookiemonster> Niiiiice
<lew|Away> oh my
* HitFish scurries off
<lew|Away> if a man could produce that much... um... he'd deserve a medal :O
<Cookiemonster> XDDDDDDD
<whiteybook> No he wouldn't
<whiteybook> He'd deserve a clip round the ear and a bottle of washing powder
<HitFish> yea, its a small pic
#1677 · added 3 January 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #create
* mileyMM (mileyMM@27943BD7.7E016320.C4E70AAF.IP) has joined #create
<mileyMM> hi
<mileyMM> how do i download the sims2 for free?
<KaylaRox> You dont
<mileyMM> no
<KaylaRox> you spend 30 dollars and buy it
<KaylaRox> not that much these days
<mileyMM> o buyn it with real money>
<mileyMM> itcosts real money?
<Rikachu> Yes.
<mileyMM> o
<mileyMM> aww
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#1673 · added 20 December 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<rens|awaaay> did your country piss of god?
<rens|awaaay> *off
<rens|awaaay> piss of god.. D:
<whiterider> This time I went with very waterproof boots with terrible grip = cold thighs
<rens|awaaay> Holy Jarate.
<frazzmeister> yes. we did, but the droughts. floods, fires, heat, and cyclones are usually enough
<rens|awaaay> so now you've collected them all! \o/
<TipsyPsycho> ...I read that as <renske> did your country piss gold?
<frazzmeister> it used to piss gold, actually.
<rens|awaaay> that would seriously mess up the sewage system.
<frazzmeister> half the blood country is flooded too atm...
<frazzmeister> *bloody
<frazzmeister> place near where my mum lives, got almost a years rainfull in 24 hours.
<TipsyPsycho> Austrailia, the land covered in blood and gold!
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<frazzmeister> *rainfall
* TipsyPsycho prospects in frazzy's mine.
<rens|awaaay> ö
<rens|awaaay> so... it's yours now?
<TipsyPsycho> I can sharee if you pay rental fees.
<rens|awaaay> i dont think i am comfortable with you pimping out frazzy's mine.
<TipsyPsycho> But it's such a good mine!
* frazzmeister pushes you both down an opal mine and goes to the pub.
#1699 · added 30 March 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<jhd1189> Hrrmm... um so far two different people have pointed out that the Princess Diana Sim and the car wreck object
<jhd1189> are next to each other on the front page
<jhd1189> O_O
<Cruel_Fish> It was deliberate
<whiterider> rofl
<Cruel_Fish> Its MTS making a cutting social comment on something that happened over ten years ago
<Cruel_Fish> ..........
#1729 · added 13 July 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
* whiteybook (circusfish@fd-82FB725C.adsl.wanadoo.nl) has joined #supersecretstaffchannel
<whiterider> ...
<whiterider> My... netbook is in my bag...
<whiterider> Well, that was nice and weird. It started up from being asleep, whilst in its case, to inform thin air that the battery was low and it needed to suspend
<Arisuka> Wow, it's got the personality of a cat
#1712 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #supersekritstaffchannel
<Qborg> Okay, I will have to read this all first then
<HugeLunatic> And eat cookies while reading
<Qborg> My mother puts alcohol in her cookies and then doesn't let me eat them. I used to just take them, but now she numbers the bags so I can't get away with it.
<HugeLunatic> rofl
<whiterider> :/
* Qborg leads an unfortunate and cookie-less life
#1743 · added 16 November 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<Jaguwar> The absolute sweetest looking plumber I've ever seen in real life just left my house. Face like a boy+smile like Mark Walhberg=swoon!
...
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - You clearly have to ask him back over to... lay some pipe.
<Jaguwar> hehehe I wish! Perhaps I'll see him around, but this is an apartment, so I don't control when they come.
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - Sure you can, you just press on the base underneath the shaft.
#1758 · added 14 January 2012 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #supersekritstaffchannel
<whiterider> Oh gawd, Buzz. If you accidentally ban that uploader, I won't tell
<Buzzler> How would I do that my bubble-wrapped warnhammer?
<whiterider> Either you missed a word, or that's the weirdest term of endearment I have ever been confronted with
#65 · added 18 March 2006 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Emm> I need a new idea for a movie...something funny
<SilentPsycho> Someone de-evolving Bush?
<Emm> i have a funny one called DanceDAnce, but I'm regreting not putting the grim reaper in it
<Emm> how would you de-evolve bush?
<SilentPsycho> Easy, take him out of his suit.
#87 · added 26 March 2006 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from help
[03:19] MANDY_CAKES: If you delete errors I guess you get a non erroring game.
#92 · added 28 March 2006 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
* Jon would like to see the Borg do battle with the Ewoks.
<Jon> I've already established that the Enterprise would kick the Death Star's ass, but as far as races...definately Ewok Vs. Borg.
<Jon> The Borg are all cyborg-ish and all, but I doubt they could resist the urge for deep fried teddy bear.
<Jon> The entire Collective would descend upon that tiny little workd chanting, "Southern comfort food, southern comfort food. We are the Borg. We will add your greens and your okra to our own."
<Jon> The Cube would land and turn into a giant Dilithium Crystal power grill and the Borg and the Federation would have a massive backyard barbecue.
<Jon> And Worf would be running around hunting Ewoks with his Bat'leth.
<Jon> Screaming, "Come back! It is a good day to die!"