MTS2 Quotes Database

<Nubie> hey the clock is wrong
<Nubie> the numbers are wrong jon
<fanseelamb> Umm.. that is an excellent observation, Nubie. It's sideways. :/
<Davey> I knew something was weird!
<fanseelamb> I didn't look close enough to try to read them.
<Davey> Yeah you need to rotate it 90% clockwise
<Davey> Omg
<fanseelamb> clockwise!
<fanseelamb> Davey made a funny!
<Davey> I did!
* fanseelamb highfives Davey again
<Davey> Gah, Dane Cook here I come!
<Davey> ^5
<fanseelamb> :D
<Davey> God...this is why I'm at home on a saturday night

* Davey curls up in a ball
* Sparkle curls up into a triangle
<Sparkle> Ouch
<Davey> o.O
<Davey> Pics or it didn't happen!
<Davey> Lol
<Sparkle> Actually, it should be folded into a triangle
<Davey> Like one of those pool-side foldy chairs
<Sparkle> Only Sparkle-shaped
* Davey hugs HL
<Davey> Yes
* Davey sits on the Sparkle chair
* Sparkle folds up again
* HugeLunatic wonders what a sparkle chair looks like..
<Davey> One of those pool-side foldy chairs, HL
<Sparkle> XD

<frazzmeister> if you try to kill someone with the power of your mind, and you suceed.. is it murder?
<frazzmeister> coz.. it's not like you'd be expecting it to actually work, unless you were insane...
<frazzmeister> I mean, if it were even possible to prove..
<frazzmeister> if you DID think it was going to work, would you get off on insanity, or not because you were right and thus not insane... even though that's insane?
<frazzmeister> this sort of thing keeps me awake at night..

<HystericalParoxysm> Everyone's off doin' emino's mom.
<emino> wooot
<emino> i hope ill get a new sistah out of that
<HystericalParoxysm> Yes, but the babbydaddy will be Chii.
<emino> ooooh
<emino> persocon sistah
<emino> i can install porn in her
<HystericalParoxysm> ...

<Aychpee> You have a bit of bush sticking into your garage though. ;)
<Aychpee> (That sounds dirty...)
<armiel> haha, i'll move it a little bit
<Flabaliki> its funny, cause even if that was intended to be dirty, it doesnt make any sense :P
<DaveyDaVinci> I think it could mean that your hair is growing into your vagina?
<DaveyDaVinci> Idk
<Flabaliki> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> *Does not know much of female anatomy, nor sexual euphamisms*
<Aychpee> I guess if it got really long...
<Flabaliki> eeew
<DaveyDaVinci> Then you could braid it.
<LadyFrontbum> or if you were tribbing.
<LadyFrontbum> *cough*
<DaveyDaVinci> Wtf is tribbing
<DaveyDaVinci> Seriously.
<DaveyDaVinci> Aussie speak >_<
<LadyFrontbum> scissoring.
<Aychpee> Ahahaha
<Flabaliki> rofl
<LadyFrontbum> lmao
<Aychpee> I prefer "bumping clams"
<DaveyDaVinci> >_<
<LadyFrontbum> lol
<Aychpee> Which is to say I prefer the -term-...
* Aychpee coughs
<armiel> ok, no sticky bushes anymore
* Aychpee cacklesnorts
<LadyFrontbum> HAHA
<Aychpee> I'm sooo 12 at heart
* Aychpee goes back to work on pennisland

<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> Someone added a bunch of running mascaras to the Marriage & Weddings section of the contentlists
<whiterider> That's telling...
<Sparklycookie> o___O
<Sparklycookie> Where where ehere?
<Sparklycookie> Aww, not as funny as I thought
<Sparklycookie> I imagined a load of mascaras with arms and legs running though the page
<Sparklycookie> Now THAT would have been funny

<FurryPanda> hi all
<whiterider> Heya Panda
<FurryPanda> how are you?
<whiterider> Feeling oddly productive. You?
<FurryPanda> feeling pleasantly vegetative
<whiterider> We go tooogether, like...
<FurryPanda> parasitic symbionts?

<fanseelamb> hi mikey!
<mikey> hiya Fansee
<mikey> nightmare time again?
<daluved1> hehehe when I was little, nightmares was what we called sex when my friends and I played with our barbies
<fanseelamb> o.O
<fanseelamb> you are an odd duck, dallyllama <3
<daluved1> Well you sure as hell didn't want to be caught saying sex when you're 9
<fanseelamb> lol!

* fanseelamb gets video camera and instructs Loaf & Irrelephant to commence the show
<Loaf> rofl
<Irrelephant> Xxzxcuzx
<Irrelephant> Ok.
<Irrelephant> good enough for me.
<fanseelamb> haha :D
<Irrelephant> Also.
<Irrelephant> No.
* Loaf crosses 'exhibitionism' off the kink list
<fanseelamb> LOL
<Irrelephant> bugger.
<Irrelephant> are you using pen or pencil for that crossing out?
<Loaf> :P
<Irrelephant> Just so I know.
<Irrelephant> Because i have *sunglasses*
<Irrelephant> a rubber.

<renske> hp, you DO know that J is ambitious, dedicated and a real go-getter, yes? :D
<renske> after each orgasm he asks 'ok, now are you REALLY satisfied?'
<renske> \o/
<renske> now i am done bragging.
<HystericalParoxysm> Are there spreadsheets where he has you rate his performance on several key criteria, and then he graphs his improvement over time?
<renske> zomg hp he would totally get off on that.
<renske> i would pin them over the headboard and point at them during sex..
<renske> ok so now i need a blackboard and a pointing laser.
<renske> OR touch-sensitive bedding that makes a winamp-visualization-like image of the sex.
<renske> also a touch sensitive couch
<HystericalParoxysm> And whale sounds.
<renske> HUMPback whales?

<LinuxFrenchie> I forgot how to get that azerty kb layout
<LinuxFrenchie> Dqmmit

<renske> i'm thinking if i look at yarn long enough, and sigh, that J will then get the hint and buy me ALL the things.
<renske> http://www.etsy.com/listing/68572890/new-scrumpet-merinocashmerenylon like this. it's like porn to me.
<whiterider> You need better porn

<renske> if you hang them near a radiator they take on a very lifelike temperature
* renske nodnods
<renske> but after some use you have to get their joints retightened.
<Omini> i must try that with mine
<renske> because they wont hold their positions as well.
<Omini> er
<Omini> i mean
<Omini> i must... remember that should i ever come across one
<Omini> er... bad use of wording
<Omini> should i ever see one
<renske> and then come across it.
<renske> on her forehead
<Omini> nah on her tits
<renske> and then smudge it a bit with your thumb
<renske> going 'SIIIIIMBAAAA'

elpemmy MY ASS IS NOT FAT
elpemmy MY ASS IS IN PERFECT CONDITION
renske IF BY PERFECT YOU MEAN FAT
whiterider Did it say that on the ebay listing?

<lew|Away> woooaaah
<lew|Away> my hands are really veiny
<HitFish> yup yup
<HitFish> manly hands
<HitFish> or too much squeezing....
<lew|Away> omg
<lew|Away> lol
<Cookiemonster> Squeezing what, exactly?
<lew|Away> ...
<HitFish> indeed
* HitFish waggles monobrow
<Cookiemonster> Actually, with Lew, I have a good idea what
<lew|Away> you sure you wanna know?
<HitFish> We guessed
* Cookiemonster waggles eyebrows
<lew|Away> http://s865.photobucket.com/albums/ab218/Zmobie_Pikz/?action=view¤t=modernlot11.jpg
<Cookiemonster> You squeezed the lot?
<lew|Away> ...
<lew|Away> it's something called a cock
<lew|Away> you heard of one of those?
<lew|Away> lol
<Cookiemonster> TMI Lew
<HitFish> tell me thats white paint on those walls
<HitFish> and on that note........
* Cookiemonster ROFLs
<Cookiemonster> Niiiiice
<lew|Away> oh my
* HitFish scurries off
<lew|Away> if a man could produce that much... um... he'd deserve a medal :O
<Cookiemonster> XDDDDDDD
<whiteybook> No he wouldn't
<whiteybook> He'd deserve a clip round the ear and a bottle of washing powder
<HitFish> yea, its a small pic

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<mileyMM> hi
<mileyMM> how do i download the sims2 for free?
<KaylaRox> You dont
<mileyMM> no
<KaylaRox> you spend 30 dollars and buy it
<KaylaRox> not that much these days
<mileyMM> o buyn it with real money>
<mileyMM> itcosts real money?
<Rikachu> Yes.
<mileyMM> o
<mileyMM> aww
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<rens|awaaay> did your country piss of god?
<rens|awaaay> *off
<rens|awaaay> piss of god.. D:
<whiterider> This time I went with very waterproof boots with terrible grip = cold thighs
<rens|awaaay> Holy Jarate.
<frazzmeister> yes. we did, but the droughts. floods, fires, heat, and cyclones are usually enough
<rens|awaaay> so now you've collected them all! \o/
<TipsyPsycho> ...I read that as <renske> did your country piss gold?
<frazzmeister> it used to piss gold, actually.
<rens|awaaay> that would seriously mess up the sewage system.
<frazzmeister> half the blood country is flooded too atm...
<frazzmeister> *bloody
<frazzmeister> place near where my mum lives, got almost a years rainfull in 24 hours.
<TipsyPsycho> Austrailia, the land covered in blood and gold!
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<frazzmeister> *rainfall
* TipsyPsycho prospects in frazzy's mine.
<rens|awaaay> ö
<rens|awaaay> so... it's yours now?
<TipsyPsycho> I can sharee if you pay rental fees.
<rens|awaaay> i dont think i am comfortable with you pimping out frazzy's mine.
<TipsyPsycho> But it's such a good mine!
* frazzmeister pushes you both down an opal mine and goes to the pub.

<jhd1189> Hrrmm... um so far two different people have pointed out that the Princess Diana Sim and the car wreck object
<jhd1189> are next to each other on the front page
<jhd1189> O_O
<Cruel_Fish> It was deliberate
<whiterider> rofl
<Cruel_Fish> Its MTS making a cutting social comment on something that happened over ten years ago
<Cruel_Fish> ..........

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<whiterider> ...
<whiterider> My... netbook is in my bag...
<whiterider> Well, that was nice and weird. It started up from being asleep, whilst in its case, to inform thin air that the battery was low and it needed to suspend
<Arisuka> Wow, it's got the personality of a cat

<Qborg> Okay, I will have to read this all first then
<HugeLunatic> And eat cookies while reading
<Qborg> My mother puts alcohol in her cookies and then doesn't let me eat them. I used to just take them, but now she numbers the bags so I can't get away with it.
<HugeLunatic> rofl
<whiterider> :/
* Qborg leads an unfortunate and cookie-less life

<Jaguwar> The absolute sweetest looking plumber I've ever seen in real life just left my house. Face like a boy+smile like Mark Walhberg=swoon!
...
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - You clearly have to ask him back over to... lay some pipe.
<Jaguwar> hehehe I wish! Perhaps I'll see him around, but this is an apartment, so I don't control when they come.
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - Sure you can, you just press on the base underneath the shaft.

<whiterider> Oh gawd, Buzz. If you accidentally ban that uploader, I won't tell
<Buzzler> How would I do that my bubble-wrapped warnhammer?
<whiterider> Either you missed a word, or that's the weirdest term of endearment I have ever been confronted with

<Emm> I need a new idea for a movie...something funny
<SilentPsycho> Someone de-evolving Bush?
<Emm> i have a funny one called DanceDAnce, but I'm regreting not putting the grim reaper in it
<Emm> how would you de-evolve bush?
<SilentPsycho> Easy, take him out of his suit.

[03:19] MANDY_CAKES: If you delete errors I guess you get a non erroring game.

* Jon would like to see the Borg do battle with the Ewoks.
<Jon> I've already established that the Enterprise would kick the Death Star's ass, but as far as races...definately Ewok Vs. Borg.
<Jon> The Borg are all cyborg-ish and all, but I doubt they could resist the urge for deep fried teddy bear.
<Jon> The entire Collective would descend upon that tiny little workd chanting, "Southern comfort food, southern comfort food. We are the Borg. We will add your greens and your okra to our own."
<Jon> The Cube would land and turn into a giant Dilithium Crystal power grill and the Borg and the Federation would have a massive backyard barbecue.
<Jon> And Worf would be running around hunting Ewoks with his Bat'leth.
<Jon> Screaming, "Come back! It is a good day to die!"