MTS2 Quotes Database

<Cazzy|Akihabara> LOL!
<Cazzy|Akihabara> get this!
<Cazzy|Akihabara> i asked my friend if she could bowl
<Cazzy|Akihabara> and she said, "yeh, i think i can blow"
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
<SilentPsycho> Fruedian slip there :)
<Cazzy|Akihabara> so i laughed and said "that was funny, but anyway, i can't bowl, i suck"
<Cazzy|Akihabara> O.o
<Cazzy|Akihabara> and now i'm killing myself laughing
<Cazzy|Akihabara> "i can blow" "i can't, i suck"
<Cazzy|Akihabara> O.O
<curlybap> rofl
<Cazzy|Akihabara> it was so unintended it's really funny
<SilentPsycho> :P

<Pescado> There's no 15 or 16.
<Pescado> This is all still 12.
* SilentPsycho pushes Pescado into the FOuntain of Youth.
<viromancy> Only in your unique ageing system, Pes
<busybap> 3, actually, viro
<Pescado> My system just happens to be shared by the game itself, so that should tell you something.
* Database then drags Pescado out of the Foundain of Youth and drowns him in a vat of Elixir of Life.
<MizzKitty|Hidden> Well, Pes, it's hard to do it your way... then he has to be 12 . 5 or something
<Database> I don't play that game, Pescado. :P
<busybap> ...how do you drown someone in an elixir of life?

ChocolateCake> Do murderers ask people how they feel about being murdered?
<JK11> Sure
<ChocolateCake> The really nice ones
<Greenie> Yeah.
<JK11> The ones that are unconcious
<JK11> "How do you feel, you damn bastard?"
<Greenie> "Mm, not so great.. My girlfriend just broke up with me..."
<Greenie> "Shut up!"
<Cazzy-Tchan> "Don't tell me to shut up!"

<SirEmino> being vain is my natural skills i'm affraid.
<Greenie> Hmm. Buy some new skills?
<Arch> He can't afford them. He wasted all his money on his makeup and wig.
<Greenie> Oh. Darn.
<SirEmino> fortunately, i'm naturally good looking, so i dont need those
* JohnBrehaut1 throws a 5c piece at emi
<JohnBrehaut1> he only needs his moisturizer :P
<whiterider> Except for the baldness and the buck teeth, eh, Emi ;)
<SirEmino> whitey is jealous too, since she stuck with dj instead of someone awesome like me
<&whiterider> There's no way you'd be as good in (or out of) bed as dj, you'd stop to see if you could see your reflection in your... eh... >:D
<JohnBrehaut1> hahahahaha
<SirEmino> than can be easily solve with a silk sheet :P
<SirEmino> the really shiny and reflective ones
<&whiterider> Yeah... even worse
<SirEmino> or a camcorder
<Greenie> Oh geez Emi
<JohnBrehaut1> Just......stop
<&whiterider> Also, I've yet to meet a woman who'd appreciate her guy screaming "Oh, Pikachu!!!!"
<&whiterider> xD
<SirEmino> i'm sorry
<SirEmino> but pikachu is not awesome
<SirEmino> alakazam is awesome
<SirEmino> machamp is awesome
<SirEmino> but pikachu?
<SirEmino> oh please

<Lethe|GTA> HP has sand in her vagina? :/
<Lethe|GTA> that's gotta be itchy
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<Cazzy-Tchan> heehee
<ChocolateCake> Lol
<Star> o.O
<Lethe|GTA> :(
<djones> O.o
<Cazzy-Tchan> :)

<whiterider> That's... impressive. I have so many pop-up notice things in TS2, that they're dropping off the bottom of my screen
<SilentPsycho> Psh, I get that every time I play a University house.
<SilentPsycho> Fuckwit managed to get on the Deans List
<SilentPsycho> Fuckwit managed to get 1500 simoeleons
<SilentPsycho> Cannon Fodder managed to get on the Deans List
<SilentPsycho> Cannon Fodder managed to get 1500 simoeleons
<SilentPsycho> Random Victim managed to get on the Deans List
<SilentPsycho> Random Victim managed to get 1500 simoeleons
<SilentPsycho> Preppy Cow managed to get on the Deans List
<SilentPsycho> Preppy Cow managed to get 1500 simoeleons
<SilentPsycho> Drives you bloody mad after a while

<viromancy>: I like whiskey, and cigarettes, and wild wild...erm...boys. Damn, that woulkd make a crap song

<create|emmy> mine is not a resizing issue...
<escand2> god, it's like talking to a girl with a bad boyfriend.

[06:25] <MissLoaf> Evening
[06:26] <Medico> Mornin'
[06:26] <MissLoaf> mornin'? it's half 7 in the evening here :P
[06:27] <Medico> 0630 here.
[06:27] <Jon|Fallout3> Yes, we call that "time zones."
[06:27] <Jon|Fallout3> Welcome to the real world.

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Cazzy> LOL revolving door syndrome
<Renske> either you're in, or you're out, but CLOSE THE BLOODY DOOR!

<ChaoticNihilist> Do you believe he put my two drow party members under a god damn geas?
<frazzmeister> :/
<ChaoticNihilist> fucking tree hugger, his city can burn in hell for all i care!
<ChaoticNihilist> i SPIT on Suldanesslar
<ChaoticNihilist> +e
<frazzmeister> burn!
<frazzmeister> kill!
<ChaoticNihilist> BURN
<frazzmeister> DESTROY THE INFEDELF
<ChaoticNihilist> I'll make firewood with their tree of life!
<ChaoticNihilist> xenophobic bastard
<ChaoticNihilist> ...
<ChaoticNihilist> lol, frazz
<ChaoticNihilist> took me some time to realize
<frazzmeister> :p
<ChaoticNihilist> i was busy cursing at the walls.
<tmm> best place to get eggs, under a geas
* ChaoticNihilist looks puzzled
<frazzmeister> oh dear, is it punday already?
<ChaoticNihilist> i must be really slow, since i don't get it
<ChaoticNihilist> i'll laugh anyway: haha
<ChaoticNihilist> O.o
<tmm> goose - geese - geas cn

* The_French_Sim ponders hanging meat products in the morgue of that hospital lot he's making
<Loafkitten> lmao
<Loafkitten> frenchie
<The_French_Sim> There's already that large picture of grilled cheese from NL in the psychiatrist's office
<frazzmeister> :D
<The_French_Sim> I assume I could push the weirdness a bit
* The_French_Sim realises (with much horror) that Randweird Medical Centre has no toilets! :O
<frazzmeister> eww...hopefully noone is in with food poisoning...
<The_French_Sim> "Here in RMC, we believe in curing gastro-enteritis through sheer willpower. This is why we have no toilets."

<&HystericalParoxysm> 44 fuzzy llamas on the wall, 44 fuzzy llamas... you take one down, hug it tightly, 43 fuzzy llamas on the wall.

<Vie> its iTunes, it breaks everything it touches, its quite symple: iTunes break time=(Q/P^Q)N
<Vie> Q being Quality of the song, P being number of times played
<Vie> N being a random number generated by counting steve jobs pubes til you find a grey one

<longdaysend> Loaf...mind if i ask how -you- found this cuminity of smut-givers?
<longdaysend> wow....
<longdaysend> community
<longdaysend> a little fruedian there

* Panda bugles the chat
* Bubo gives Panda a r
<Panda> lol
<&whiterider> Actually, you need an r and an l-g morpher
<Panda> to get burgles?
<&whiterider> No

<Greenie|afk> What did you fix?
<renske> a lightsocket
<Greenie|afk> Oooh. Potentially dangerous.
<renske> one of those things you can adjust the brightness of the light with
<renske> yes. and soft light is important in my bathroom where i soak in lavender and my own hotness.
<renske> :P
<Greenie|afk> Ooh la la.
<renske> so now it works and doesn't smell like smouldering plastic like before :P
<Greenie|afk> .. Im getting slightly disturbing ideas on how one would soak in their own hotness. :/
<renske> i feel really tough. I think I may need a tool belt
<Greenie|afk> Ill get you a hammer for it.
<renske> my hotness goes fluid in hot water.
<Greenie|afk> That sounds like a bad pickup line.
<renske> ... not much better...
<Greenie|afk> What the hell is with this conversation!?

<GoldenSimmer> Thats Lohan.
<Greenie> Bahahaa Lindsay.
<Greenie> She called.
<Greenie> She thinks you should pierce your nipples.
<cantresist17> No thanks
<Greenie> She'll be so disappointed. ;--;
<cantresist17> I know; but i'll get my balls done for her
<cantresist17> lol lol, I meant rubber toy balls
<Greenie> Of course you did.

* Longdaysend gobbles frenchies cock
<frazzmeister> cock
<Longdaysend> ...
<Longdaysend> i mena
<Safyre420> cock
<Longdaysend> CN's salad

<Medico|LUA> Considering I'm Ordo Hereticus...do YOU want 10,000 angry women after your blood?
<dj> God yes.

* Melpomene has arrived. Prepare to feel miserable, #social
<Delphy> How about... no
* Delphy sets a ban on *!*db51@fd-FB26A026.cos2.cable.ntl.com

<BoobLoaf> dude, i do not want twigs in my cunt.

<TFS> We are #social. We are legion. We do not forgive n00bness. We do not forget BOOBIES.

<dj> You know.
<dj> Canada is hundreds of times the size of england, and has half the population.
<whiterider> So's your face
<Data[BHA]> That's what /she/ said.

[21:44] <Liz|SortaMaths> I'm starting to see the entire world in terms of triangles.
[21:44] <Liz|SortaMaths> I'm starting to freak out, "oh my god i only know the length of TWO SIDES, I need to figure out the third!"
[21:44] <Liz|SortaMaths> But I'm looking at like. a sandwich.
[21:45] <Liz|SortaMaths> I am overcome with this urge to calculate the length and angles of my sandwich.