MTS2 Quotes Database

<armiel> about tree types... any specials you want?
<armiel> northern athmosphere i think
<armiel> not tropical
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah... bitches and oaks and that sort of thing. The setting is somewhere in the north-eastern US.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... birches.
<armiel> bitches :D
<armiel> lol
<armiel> ok, bitches you shall have

<DaveyDaVinci> Aaaaaah mah gah stupid scholarship stress
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<Aychpee> Show 'em your tits.
<Aychpee> That -always- works.
<DaveyDaVinci> Couldn't I show them yours, instead? I'm sure they'd much rather see that--misogynistic bastards
<Aychpee> Nah, mine are all saggy and floppity.
<DaveyDaVinci> Mine are all...manly
<weckar> Why do I feel I've run into the wrong chat here?
<DaveyDaVinci> This is #create-disturbingatmosphere
<DaveyDaVinci> I'm just stressing about finding funding for college
<Aychpee> And I"m suggesting he whore himself.
<whiterider> Start a pyramid scheme
<DaveyDaVinci> That's her suggest for everything, though
<Aychpee> Pretty typical for 'round here, really.
<weckar> I missed a turn at #create-normalstuff then ;]
<DaveyDaVinci> So I've learned not to take her to heart
<DaveyDaVinci> Whitey, okay
<DaveyDaVinci> Would you like to invest in it?
<DaveyDaVinci> suggestion*
<whiterider> Sure. Lemme go and get my bellybutton fluff jar.
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<TipsyPsycho> By the way, exactly HOW would Midsomer Murders improve baking?
<rens|awaaay> because it features lots of bake sales.
<rens|awaaay> holland doesnt do bake sales.
<rens|awaaay> or baking competitions in a tent.
<TipsyPsycho> Ahh
<rens|awaaay> but my mom got all 'oooooooh i can bake apple pie!'
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<rens|awaaay> the cake ritual at our house is that you go to visit and at some point you are presented with home baked cake/pie. you rub your hands together before eating it, while going 'mmmm i have been looking forward to this for MONTHS'
<rens|awaaay> :D hai cake
<ChocolateCake> Hewwo.

<missroxor> Lee, where are you from?
<LeeFish> Lancashire
<LeeFish> Coronation street accent
<missroxor> naw, I didn't even know you were a Brit <3 I've been there once I think, Chorley
<LeeFish> Yea, its just round the corner
<missroxor> hah, please tell me you say, "Orite Duck?"
<LeeFish> Not duck - duck is Sheffield. Yorkshire.
<missroxor> ugh, my first boyfriend was from Sheffield, I'm not a fan
<missroxor> lol
<LeeFish> Aww, I loved Sheffield
<LeeFish> I lived in the south side though. North side is a bit rough
<missroxor> I like Yorkshire though, my best mate is from there
<LeeFish> Its ok
<missroxor> and it's purty
<missroxor> well, the country bits where she lived were
* LeeFish is a Lancastrian - am not liking Yorkies - is tradition.
<missroxor> lol
<missroxor> well, traditionally I'm Scottish and you're English so....*moons Lee*
<LeeFish> Roxor - am English by Birth - but its all Scots Irish - like a lot of lancastrians
<LeeFish> Came to work in the factories etc
* missroxor sheepishly pulls her kilt back down over her butt
<LeeFish> Yea
<LeeFish> Mother's maiden name is Kirkham
<missroxor> moan the Scots!!
<DeadlySpiderMonkey> im guessing that you roxor and lee are from Europe?

<frazzmeister> The sterotypically gayest man I know is straight, he does everything except the whole being attracted to men thing,.. afaik.
<emino|m11x> frazzy, stop talking about me like that :(
<frazzmeister> oh emi, you know I'd never describe you as a man.
<emino|m11x> :D

<&whiteybook> Also, I would fuck profiteroles too, if it weren't for the fact that I'd rather eat them

<PharaohHound> We need a guide - "how to read instructions"
<PharaohHound> not that anyone would read it
<whiterider> 1. Open eyes. No, I said OPEN. That thing you do so light hits your eyeballs and you can see. Right, good. Now. 2. Direct eyes at screen. At the screen. Come on. Yoohoo. Hello? You still with us?
<PharaohHound> I think you should just say "idiots who can't read simple directions will be disqualified."
<PharaohHound> We also strongly recommend against procreation: for the sake of future generations of moderators
* heaven is wondering if PH is HP in disguise.
<whiterider> There are similarities...
<HystericalParoxysm> PH knits, too.
<HystericalParoxysm> :D
<PharaohHound> WE'RE LIKE TWINS
<HystericalParoxysm> Obviously, this means we should exchange pics of our boobs.
<PharaohHound> That is the natural course of action

<Lizzie> How do you make sextuplets
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, first you have a mommy and a daddy...
<JK11> lol
<Lizzie> Yeah
<Lizzie> lol
<HystericalParoxysm> And the mommy and the daddy love each other very, very much...
<JK11> And then 6 storks come!
<Lizzie> OK!!!!!!!! I MEAN ON THE GAME
<HystericalParoxysm> But try as they might, they can't make a baby! So they go to the baby doctor...
<JK11> You buy the stork item
<HystericalParoxysm> Ohhh, the game? Yeah, for that you need to search the forums. :)
<Niceguy> Lmao
<JK11> And you click Summon...
<Lizzie> Ok
<Lizzie> ok
<JK11> Then you click 6 Babies

<Delphy> We are the borg.
<LyricLee> i can do that for you jk
<JK11> I'm fine
<LyricLee> Resistance is futile
<Delphy> Lower your shields and surrender your ships
* JK11 surrenders the nude pic ship
<suceress> All your base are belong to us.

<Lethe|noimnot> it's 'kick jk11 day
<JK11> yay
<Lethe|noimnot> :)
* JK11 hides behind Catf|sh
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<whiterider> I'll stop now...
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* SilentPsycho tries to kick JK11 in the groin
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<JK11> w00t
* SilentPsycho tries to kick JK11 in the groin
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<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
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<Lyric> lol
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<SilentPsycho> Mushy peas!
<Delphy> rofl
<Lethe|noimnot> foamy
<Lethe|noimnot> you bastard
<SimKitty1221> jesus...
<Delphy> yay foamy
<SimKitty1221> you guys are nuts!
<Lethe|noimnot> yes
* SilentPsycho falls over giggling
<Lethe|noimnot> yes we are
* Delphy falls off chair laughing
<Lethe|noimnot> read the topic
<Nurrah> SimKitty1221, welcome to #Social

<missangelica> It's a good luck cat.
<missangelica> The Japanese put it close to their front doors.
<BinkBath> those cat atatues are used in Asian businesses to attract costimers
<Oriana> coolies
<missangelica> The gold ones mean good fortune if I remember correctly..
<BinkBath> the white one means sushi :D
<missangelica> lol
* whiterider pokes Bink
<whiterider> You're as bad as JK...
<missangelica> Don't say that about Bink. ;____;
<missangelica> No one wants to be JK.. even JK!
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> I meant setting off my highlight when I'm doing stuff!!
<whiterider> My own fault, I know

http://www.demusedsims.com/images/delphysparts.jpg

<viromancy> Core 2 Duo E6700 (overclocked), 2 GB DDR2 SDRAM 800MHz (overclocked), 2x500 GB SATA-300 striped RAID, neon cables...oh, I get hard just thinking about it :P
<Kelly> ZOMG VIRO
<whiterider> Yesh, but I have an MTS2 mousemat :)

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<jadey> hi
<jadey> hello sims 2 fans
<Lokain> whats sims2?
<ebbymac> :O
<jadey> sims 2 ?
<Lethe|testing> no one here plays sims 2
<jadey> what do yous play?
<Delphy> This is a chat for bigfoot lovers aka hairy people
<jadey> isnt this for sims 2
<Lokain_eatin> :P
<ebbymac> yes
<Cliff> nope boobies and okra
<viromancy> We do test lube and occasionally hack global BHAVs
<Lokain_eatin> I lub okra
<Delphy> rofl
<Lethe|testing> none of which have anything to do with sims
<Cliff> you lube okra.....
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<Pfhoenix> I stopped trying to fight physically with my husband after I realized how much better at jujitsu he is, than I.
* Bunny laughs
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<Bunny> I can beat my other half at arm wrestling :D
<Pfhoenix> but when he does finally pen me, it's really hot.. heh
<Bunny> and thumb wars, he's got stubby fingers
<SilentPsycho> I thought that would be a plus...
* Pfhoenix is like a feral animal when it comes to mating.. we must battle, and if you can beat me, you can have it...
* SilentPsycho imagines that and drools
<Pfhoenix> now tazmanian devils have it rough though...
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<Pfhoenix> they are lucky to survive any part of the incident.
<SilentPsycho> Do you think we scared them off?

[20:59] <fp|book> what do I have to do, woman?!
[20:59] <discordkitty> ?
[20:59] * discordkitty has kicked fp|book from #social (see what happens when you do that?)
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[20:59] <fp|book> ?
[21:00] <fp|book> no more getting your attention
[21:00] <fp|book> or calling you woman

* LadyIslay touches Nurrah
<Nurrah> O.o
<Nurrah> Careful, you might get atheist cooties ;)
<LadyIslay> pfft.
<LadyIslay> Atheists don't believe in cooties.

<frazzmeister> hmm...more buttons... i wonder if i have any 3G or bluetooth devices...
<GreenStraws> I like buttons.
<GreenStraws> My brothers computer is INSANELY fun.
<GreenStraws> Little switches and slidey thingies. Its SO COOL.
<GreenStraws> But, he decided to sleep with it tonight. No fun for little Green. -.-

<darkwytche> I once bit the knob off one of the unicorns.

<teknofilPDA> got ahold of byte mag in the 6th grade
[Vie] Ooo, Early start on Porn then, well, Technoporn
[Vie] Back then it was all "OMG A 1Mhz Processor!"
<teknofilPDA> hehe
[Vie] "Can they print that?"
<teknofilPDA> yup
[Vie] "They Have Cut away diagrams!"
<teknofilPDA> rofl
[Vie] "Look at the Resisters on her!"
[Vie] "OMG, SHE HAS TUBES, SO OLD!"
<teknofilPDA> roflmao
<teknofilPDA> check out the bits on that one
<ElfFenasia> ..
[Vie] "OMG, She also has a... ..omg, she is an ANALOGUE COMPUTER, I feal sick!"
<teknofilPDA> lol
[Vie] You know, I wish sombody would quote that, because its just too sad if I quote myself...
<teknofilPDA> those were the days
[Vie] That was the Pron
<teknofilPDA> I would but I can't on this pocket pc
[Vie] Today its all "OOo, Look at her!" all they look at is the case, they dont care whats underneath.
<teknofilPDA> I am a pervert, I make her run sans case
[Vie] or worse still "Computer next Door" techno porn, SO Meny dells...
[Vie] Ooo, Kinky Tech
<teknofilPDA> hehe
[Vie] Messes up her cooling though
[Vie] You like them running hot dont you?
<teknofilPDA> not if she is in an airconditioned room (60 degrees)
<ElfFenasia> oh noez
[Vie] We need lives dont we...
<teknofilPDA> I tried to take someone elses life but they wern't quite ready to part with it yet

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<djones> urrr
<djones> no
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<&whiterider> Ha
<&whiterider> Apparently he thinks 8.30 is early too

[01:40] <Tig> how'd you get all bruised? or shouldn't I ask
[01:40] <Tigerlilley> Well you see..
[01:40] <Tigerlilley> There was alcohol
[01:40] <Greenie> ... Of course.
[01:40] <Tigerlilley> and a mechanical bull
[01:40] <Greenie> ... Okay, thats a new one.
[01:41] <Tig> i suddenly feel like I live the most boring life on the planet

<curlybap> they've built a new MI5 base across the lough from here
<curlybap> and you can see in the windows from the little coin-operated telescopes

<Lethe> wait, where the fuck did top gear get a space shuttle
<frazzmeister> oh, you know,.. in the usall way...
<frazzmeister> *usual
<frazzmeister> ..i hate that word, no matter how I type it it looks wrong
<Delphy|Out> It's like with thier
<Delphy|Out> their
<Delphy|Out> Whatever
<frazzmeister> indeed.

<missangelica> I remember complaining about the censoring ages ago, but it really wasn't that bad.
<HystericalParoxysm> It was just a bit silly considering that we still talked about tits just as much then as we do now.
<missangelica> *nods*
<jhd1189> You mean you talked about <censored>, of course
<frazzmeister> tittys!
<frazzmeister> boobs.
<SilentAngels> Tittiesex"
<SilentAngels> !
<HystericalParoxysm> Jigglebits!
<frazzmeister> tittysex cake!
<SilentAngels> The Pointer sisters!
<SilentAngels> A Two Gun Salute!
<missangelica> breasticles, mallomars..
<SilentAngels> Sweater puppies!
<SilentAngels> Twin shooters!
<missangelica> I was thinking of calling mine "Laverne and Shirley"..