MTS2 Quotes Database

<Star> o.O sounds like the unzippering of pants, brb

<SirEmino_> wtf is a mission statement?
<tmm> it means delphy went corporate
<Vie> Delphy has been reading "Sucsess though Marketing Jargon"
<SirEmino_> heh
<CB|TJ> lol
<SilentPsycho> Mission statement: A statement about what you plan to do on a mission
<Vie> Very informative
<SilentPsycho> Thank you, I aim to please.

<shakazulu> hey, good news all im divorced woot
<shakazulu> officially
<MissHollyBeE> yay?

<missangelica> Sims content is like crack.. they get you with the free stuff and then do they premium charge for the good stuff. ;_;

<Adele> whats a yorkshire pudding?
<Cliff> ADELE?!
<The_French_Sim> Something made of dogs?

[14:16] <Aychpee> No.
[14:16] <Stoz> another question
[14:16] <Aychpee> No.
[14:16] <Aychpee> No questions.
[14:16] <djenerate> cakey, you fixed your portal game yet?
[14:16] <djenerate> ...
[14:16] <djenerate> damn timing

<Delphy> I only go on the S2C forums to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
<YellowPanda> some people just avoid them
<Delphy> And I'm all out of bubblegum.
<greenfeet93> Oh
<Stormy> for me yeah - I stay away :)
<YellowPanda> the asskissing is fun to watch
<YellowPanda> i mean kicking

<dj|MarsVolta> and for all you uneducated baffoons
<&whiterider> *buffoons

[07:46] * curly|maths|bap 's da spent his entire holiday looking for absinthe
[07:47] <HystericalParoxysm> Absinthe is nasty. Like getting kicked in the face by licorice.
[07:48] <Viromancy> Yeah, anise and wormwood...nasty stuff
[07:49] <HystericalParoxysm> I had it with a LOT of sugar and cut with a LOT of water and it was still fracking disgusting.
[07:50] <HystericalParoxysm> I've decided it's all an elaborate prank. Nobody actually drinks it - it's just around with this rumour that people drink it so unsuspecting and curious people who will try almost anything once (like myself) are suckered into it.
[07:50] <Viromancy> I feel the same way about chardonnay. Surely no-one actually drinks it. If I wanted the great taste of oak I'd suck a plank
[07:51] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, I'm sure you suck wood plenty, but probably not planks.
[07:52] <Viromancy> Well, one or two of them have qualified as truncheons, but I take your point :P

*** ChocolateCake has joined #social
<GreenStraws> Chocolate!!!
<GreenStraws> Squee!
<Jessica> cake!
<ChocolateCake> Greenie!!!
<ChocolateCake> Jessica!
<Delphy|WorkyWork> delphy!!!
<ChocolateCake> Delphy!!
<GreenStraws> Rofl.
<em|zzz> ...

<Panda1001essays> i am not a perv! im a bastion of prudishness and traditional values! of elegance and decorum! of big words that essentially say "stop calling me a perv!"

* &Commodore64 has 2 Gig RAM
<&Commodore64> Er...

[23:18] <jhd1189> I love McGriddles... they're splendid.
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Splendid eh?
[23:19] <jhd1189> Oh yes.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> That's a pretty big adjective.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> Usually requires a talking lion.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> Do they have a talking lion?
[23:19] <jhd1189> They're made of big adjectives. And made *by* a talking lion.
[23:19] <jhd1189> He works in the drive-thru.

[14:30] <&Star> hey John :)
[14:30] <John> Hey Emi :)
[14:30] <John> ...
[14:30] <&Star> lol
[14:30] <SirEmino> ...
[14:30] <John> Star*
[14:30] <John> ok, let's try that again
[14:30] <John> hey John :)
[14:30] <&Star> rofl
[14:30] <SirEmino> JB really likes me today. He must had a bumb on his head.
[14:30] <John> Hey Star! :D

<Aychpee> Tchan! You have ovaries! Help me!
<Zicon> o_O
<Aychpee> I'm trying to pick colour schemes.
<Zicon> .. for ovaries?
<Aychpee> For a web design. :P
<Zicon> With ovaries in it?
* Zicon is confused.
<Aychpee> No...
<Aychpee> I meant... being a chick... what with the knowing what colour "mauve" actually is and stuff...
<Cazzy-Tchan> sure!
<Cazzy-Tchan> what do you need?
<Cazzy-Tchan> and i do believe i know what the colour mauve is, yes xD
<Aychpee> Mmm, I should work up my options into little swatches actually.
<Cazzy-Tchan> it doesn't matter--i'll help ya no matter what ^^^
<Zicon> I don't know what colour "mauve" is.
<JohnBrehaut1> neither....
<Zicon> I believe it is in the reddish part of the spectrum, though.
* Cazzy-Tchan pets Zicon and JohnBrehaut1

* Greenie gives Joey a bag of penguin slices.
<jhd1189> Blech
<Greenie> :D
<HystericalParoxysm> They'll grow hair on your chest. *nodnods*
<Bubo> i dont like penguins
<jhd1189> Please, penguins can't even grow their own hair.
<HystericalParoxysm> My grandmother always used to say that to me about stuff...
<HystericalParoxysm> I just had to sit there and wonder, why would a 7 year old girl want hair on her chest?

<Star> hehe I won't tell you what I thought gangbanging meant
<Star> but I did run around Lineage 2 saying people were gangbanging me lol
<Star> before I knew what it really meant
<Star> then pf was all omg, star...stop saying that!
<Star> I just thought it meant when people ingame group up and pvp you
<Star> apparently I was -really- wrong :P

<Poddle> .. Why is my name Poddle?
* Poddle is now known as Greenie
<Greenie> <-- Delerious, I think.
<frazzmeister> indeed...
<frazzmeister> [21:32] * Greenie is now known as Poddle [21:49] <Poddle> .. Why is my name Poddle?
<Greenie> ... Why did I do that?
<Greenie> Poddle...
<Greenie> Wtf I dont know.
<frazzmeister> no reason i can see...
<frazzmeister> the crazy here may be contagious....
<frazzmeister> we shall create a species of super crazy unlike the world has seen before! MUAHAHAAH MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAH MUAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AH HA HA......*cough* HAHAAH....
* Greenie hands Frazzle an EEEEVVVIIILLLLL cough drop.

<Jon|Uncharted> I dunno, since most of Asia is really upright about porn. :P

<Loaf> ...frazz, are you somehow controlling your kitty-self?
<frazzmeister> yes.
<frazzmeister> I has evil powers.
<Loaf> then make it stop clawing up my kids toys =[
<frazzmeister> evil powers of pixel pussy control.
<frazzmeister> :p
<Loaf> dammit, she was nice until she got pregnant!
<frazzmeister> muh pussy likes to claw!
<frazzmeister> eep, my pussy doesn\'t want to has kittunz!
<Loaf> teehee - too late now :P

* Cake|Awayzz (ChocolateC@fd-B77DF103.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #social
<&whiterider> Dude, it's a vibrator. It says so on the page.
<Cake|Awayzz> ...
<&whiterider> Hi Cakey :D
<djones> cakes!
<Stormwench> well coulding vibarte on your back?
<djones> cake is a vibrator!
<Stormwench> I mean it is a bit wide
<&whiterider> It is
<&Tig> yes white, but people do use those on their backs and necks ;)
<djones> eww
<&whiterider> I think just the end vibrates?
<djones> i hope they wash
<&whiterider> Well true Tiggy :P
* Cake|Awayzz (ChocolateC@fd-B77DF103.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Quit: Sick bastards...)

<Greenie> Awh man. I need to clean up my waffle. D:
<tmm> clean... waffle?
<tmm> I thought you ate them before then :|
<frazzmeister> ....euphamism?
<Greenie> Rofl.
<tmm> oh dear
<Greenie> I just realized I didnt quite say that right.
<Greenie> **I need to clean up the mess my waffles made.
<Greenie> ... Now that we have the euphemism comment, that doesnt help, does it?

<curlybap> what did you use your whip for, frenchie?
<The_French_Sim> Fun. Like, whipping around. *whip whip whip whip*

<HystericalParoxysm> FRENCHIE AND LOAFIE SITTING IN A TREE, F-U-C-K-I-N-G
<Database> SEXYTIEM
* Frenchie coughs
<Database> ..
<Database> Anyway, time to head off.
<Longdaysend> fuck it. you guys are so one track minded
<BoobLoaf> dude, i do not want twigs in my cunt.

<Longdaysend> oh i get it..i get it so hard..you don't even know