MTS2 Quotes Database

<Loaf> sometimes, Pescado's rants really amuse me. he's like a 'my first conspiracy theorist' toy or something
<Loaf> wind him up and watch him go.

<Sparklycookie> Heya POah
<Phae> iz not a good name
<SkankBenSkank> Oooh, wait, you weren\'t here for that. :-x
<Sparklycookie> *Phae
<Sparklycookie> Stupid keyboard
<SkankBenSkank> Psh, my name is mamazing.
<Phae> sparks, congrats, thats the worst i\'ve seen my name messed up
<Sparklycookie> ROFL
<SkankBenSkank> Hahaha, that\'s pretty good. :)
<Sparklycookie> Blame this stupid klit
<Sparklycookie> *little keyboard

18:01 <&Aychpee> We don't talk about piracy here, raven.
18:01 < Davey> Piracy is bad
18:01 < Database> Yarrr!
18:01 <&Aychpee> Hush, you.
18:01 < Database> Avast, ye hearties, etcetera etcetera.
18:01 * Aychpee hits Data with a rolled up Chii.
18:01 * Chii loves it

<CaptainParoxysm> Emino - Have you checked your crotch lately? Are you sure you haven't grown a vagina?
<SirEmino> nah
<SirEmino> or else my apartment would be cleaner
<CaptainParoxysm> ... because you would pick up the clutter using your brand new vagina?
<Database> vaginavacuum?
<Frenchie> Vac-gina.
<Database> SCHLORP

<&Letheopteryx> please tell me why i'm a dinosaur
<Safociraptor> so you can eat humans?
<&Letheopteryx> humans and dinosaurs lived in different eras
<&Letheopteryx> and would never have met
<Safociraptor> but if we're dinosaurs then we can eat humans because humans exist now lol
<&Letheopteryx> you have a point
* Safociraptor sets up a table of various marinades, glazes and sauces to be used on teh hoomanz
<&Letheopteryx> oh, we're nouvelle quisine dino's?
<Safociraptor> of course :D

<Loaf> i feel both sorry for the tribble kirk sits on, and yet envious at the same time.

<&HP|Out> Oooooohhhhhhhh
<&HP|Out> Old MacDonald did ur mom
<&HP|Out> Because she's a ho
<&HP|Out> Aaaaaand on that farm she bobbed his knob
<&HP|Out> Because she's a ho
<&HP|Out> With a suck suck here and a blow blow there
<&HP|Out> Here a suck
<&HP|Out> There a blow
<&HP|Out> Everywhere ur mom's a ho
<&HP|Out> Old MacDonald did ur mom
<&HP|Out> Beeeecauuuse sheeeee's a hoooooooo

<Lethe> i've played with dicks before
<Lethe> metaphorical ones
<renske> :|
<Lethe> actually, real ones too
<Lethe> nevermind
<renske> nono
<renske> let's explore this train of thought

<Renske> remind me to wear panties when going drinking with you guys.
<Renske> err.
<Renske> never mind.

<elpemmy> google tells me that last one was
<elpemmy> "are you horny or want a cookie"
<renske> yes.
<SickPsycho> XD
<renske> imagine that to the melody of 'should i stay or should i go now' from The Clash.
<renske> true.
<elpemmy> I really really want a cookie now
* Lethe snorts some more
<SickPsycho> Aww, emmy's not horny. :(
<elpemmy> I don't do the sexytiem, Sylie.
<elpemmy> Ever.
<renske> never ever?
<renske> ever ever?
<Lethe> she's underage
<elpemmy> well maybe one day.
<Lethe> she's allowed to lie
<elpemmy> If I find a guy who is not a prick.
<Lethe> honey
<Lethe> sweetiepie
<elpemmy> and I don't mess up :)
<Lethe> you're gonna need that prick
<Lethe> i'm not sure what they told you

* Tree invades CN's personal space.
* CN enjoys
<CN> tree is a space invader

<frazzmeister> AND I AN THE MOST FAMOUS POET
<frazzmeister> AVAST LONG KITTENS,
<frazzmeister> FOR IT IS THE DEEJ DAYS
<frazzmeister> AND ONCE I HAD JOE HAT
<frazzmeister> FOR THE TIME OF
<frazzmeister> GHASTLY IS DEATH LAMBS
<frazzmeister> AND OVER THE HILL COMES INTELGENT BEEG
<frazzmeister> BEF
<frazzmeister> BEEF
<frazzmeister> 'TIS THE SHOWER OF POWER SUPPLYS
<frazzmeister> fin.

<cthru> it's MY vagina, and I have every right to be mad at it!

<Lethe> im going to bed fefere i say soem'htitn stupid
<Lethe> more stupid
<Lethe> something
<Lethe> before

<grillcheesesammi> goat semen works too, but its hard to cum by
<grillcheesesammi> come*

<Loaf> Aychpee, we can't hate our favourite hipster
<Djones> HEY
<Djones> WAIT.
<Djones> I thought i was your favourite hipster?
<Loaf> erm.
<Djones> I'm sadfacing so hard right now.
<Loaf> you...are?
<Djones> :(
<Aychpee> Wait, so hipster is code for douchebag now?
<Djones> Touche.
<Aychpee> No, douche.

<mikey> well, I must be missing some cc on the lakeside house, I have stuff floating on the side of the lot
<hugelunatic> Lol
<mikey> I hate that
<mikey> now I need to find out what I dont have
<hugelunatic> Probly river Jew stuff
<hugelunatic> WTF
<hugelunatic> Riverview stuff
<mikey> was wondering what the hell you were talkin about
<hugelunatic> rofl
<mikey> geez, friggin nazi
<hugelunatic> Stupid auto correct
<hugelunatic> Well I am german
<mikey> hmmm, well, ok then
<hugelunatic> I'm authentic so it's ok

<Djones> My joke is amazing.
<whiterider> Is that why you keep it locked up safe where no-one can ever see it?
<Djones> You're thinking about my...i'm not going to finish that sentance.
<whiterider> Subtlety?
<Djones> Yes.
<Djones> Other answers include tact and penis.
* Djones clearly has a tactful penis.
<Loaf> i am just going to stay out of this one.
<whiterider> That sounds like a penis being tactful to me
<Djones> Oh how I lol'd.
<Loaf> did...did you just call me my boyfriend's penis?
<Loaf> i don't know how to respond to that...

<Tree> Will I get away with uploading a picture of a tree as my yearbook picture this year? :D
<Sparkle> ROFLAMO

<Frenchie> Renske, thanks for making sex into a hilarious matter.
<whiterider> Dude, sex has always been hilarious
<renske|zomgsims> psh. with me, sex is ALWAYS a hilarious matter.
<renske|zomgsims> not in the least because i tend to.. fall over.
<renske|zomgsims> and stuff.
<renske|zomgsims> <.<
<Frenchie> I've always thought of it as "enjoyable", not "hilarious"
<renske|zomgsims> if my sex life had a sound track, it would be yakety sax.
<renske|zomgsims> well, not always.
<renske|zomgsims> i should just... stop... talking.
<renske|zomgsims> i used to have a post-it on my pc screen that said 'are you SURE you want to say this'. but i lost it, apparently.

<armiel> about tree types... any specials you want?
<armiel> northern athmosphere i think
<armiel> not tropical
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah... bitches and oaks and that sort of thing. The setting is somewhere in the north-eastern US.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... birches.
<armiel> bitches :D
<armiel> lol
<armiel> ok, bitches you shall have

<DaveyDaVinci> Aaaaaah mah gah stupid scholarship stress
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<Aychpee> Show 'em your tits.
<Aychpee> That -always- works.
<DaveyDaVinci> Couldn't I show them yours, instead? I'm sure they'd much rather see that--misogynistic bastards
<Aychpee> Nah, mine are all saggy and floppity.
<DaveyDaVinci> Mine are all...manly
<weckar> Why do I feel I've run into the wrong chat here?
<DaveyDaVinci> This is #create-disturbingatmosphere
<DaveyDaVinci> I'm just stressing about finding funding for college
<Aychpee> And I"m suggesting he whore himself.
<whiterider> Start a pyramid scheme
<DaveyDaVinci> That's her suggest for everything, though
<Aychpee> Pretty typical for 'round here, really.
<weckar> I missed a turn at #create-normalstuff then ;]
<DaveyDaVinci> So I've learned not to take her to heart
<DaveyDaVinci> Whitey, okay
<DaveyDaVinci> Would you like to invest in it?
<DaveyDaVinci> suggestion*
<whiterider> Sure. Lemme go and get my bellybutton fluff jar.
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<TipsyPsycho> By the way, exactly HOW would Midsomer Murders improve baking?
<rens|awaaay> because it features lots of bake sales.
<rens|awaaay> holland doesnt do bake sales.
<rens|awaaay> or baking competitions in a tent.
<TipsyPsycho> Ahh
<rens|awaaay> but my mom got all 'oooooooh i can bake apple pie!'
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<rens|awaaay> the cake ritual at our house is that you go to visit and at some point you are presented with home baked cake/pie. you rub your hands together before eating it, while going 'mmmm i have been looking forward to this for MONTHS'
<rens|awaaay> :D hai cake
<ChocolateCake> Hewwo.

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<whiterider> ...
<whiterider> My... netbook is in my bag...
<whiterider> Well, that was nice and weird. It started up from being asleep, whilst in its case, to inform thin air that the battery was low and it needed to suspend
<Arisuka> Wow, it's got the personality of a cat

<&whiteybook> I reckon sleep causes nightmares
<&whiteybook> Think about it
<&whiteybook> Have you ever had a nightmare whilst not asleep?
* &whiteybook employs Politician Logic
<gelis> yes
<gelis> I accidently watched big brother
<&whiteybook> rofl
<gelis> that was a night mare
<&whiteybook> Well ok, sleep and inexcusable fault of the victim