MTS2 Quotes Database

<Database> Anything's quicker than IE.
<frazzmeister> and other than safari, which makes me want to stab things, thats all I've used
<frazzmeister> well yes,... teaching a parrot to say 'google lolcats' and than having it fly to a netcafe, and get someone to google lolcats, and than learning about lolcats, and flying back to tell you,... is quicker than using IE,.. provided the netcafe is not using IE inwhich case your parrot doesn't have a long enough lifespan.
<frazzmeister> unless you don't have a parrot,... but if theres a pet store open nearby, you can still probably beat IE if you leave soon.
<frazzmeister> I suspect I sense not making in which case i refer you to the coment up there somewhere about drink

* Longdaysend just spent half an hour reading wiki articles regarding things that do not interest her
<elpemmy> Hi TFS!
<The_French_Sim> Also, hi everybody!
<Longdaysend> hey frenchie
<photo> Hiya Frenchie
* The_French_Sim is revising networking, hurray
* dj has quit (Operation timed out)
<The_French_Sim> Maybe later in the evening, I'll build some more.
* djones wiki's Longdaysend's articles
<The_French_Sim> Also, LDE, don't worry. Last night, I spent hours reading "More awful than you" threads and such
<The_French_Sim> Made me lol hard though
<photo> Again with that pervy thing Deej
<djones> Oh please, its lde
<Longdaysend> oh god, been there done that frenchie. many a day has been wasted reading those threads
<djones> its actually impossible to do anything with lde and it not be pervy
<Longdaysend> good times,man, good times
* Xianny does lde
* djones tilts head
<Xianny> ... did i say that out loud?
<The_French_Sim> :D I was laughing like an idiot... at 3 am
<Longdaysend> it is? i'm sorry, i guess?
<Longdaysend> how is it that my initials have become synonomous with sex exactly?
<djones> its more the aura you exude
<elpemmy> it's not jsut your initials
<elpemmy> it's just you
<elpemmy> you are synonomous with sex :P
<djones> and id say its smut, not sex

<LDE> Chii has no sense of time. she's like a dog who greets you happily when you come in the door, even if you just forgot your keys 5 seconds ago

* Longdaysend blows to frenchie
<Longdaysend> ...er bows

<cthru|beanie> I'm damn scared of getting into qdb

<HystericalParoxysm> FRENCHIE AND LOAFIE SITTING IN A TREE, F-U-C-K-I-N-G
<Database> SEXYTIEM
* Frenchie coughs
<Database> ..
<Database> Anyway, time to head off.
<Longdaysend> fuck it. you guys are so one track minded
<BoobLoaf> dude, i do not want twigs in my cunt.

<Lethe|worky> holy fuck, it's not just drawings
* Lethe|worky closes google images
<The_French_Sim> No, Lethe.
<The_French_Sim> DO NOT GOOGLE FETISHES.

<jhd1189> Uhhh... hmm. I'm not sure what facebook is trying to tell me, but it keeps giving me ads asking if I'd like to watch videos of rattlesnakes mating.

* Longdaysend lays out a meat based buffet for emmy
<Longdaysend> that's what she needs, a lot of meat
<Longdaysend> ...
<Longdaysend> can i rephrase that please?

<Jon> Liz: Do you want a moose?
<Liz> Why would I want a moose?
<Jon> because they're cute
<Jon> and floppy
<Jon> FLOP FLOP
<Liz> Until they grow up and eat all of your trees.
<Jon> Maybe we should grow more trees then.
<Liz> But sure. I'll call it Davignon. It will be my best friend.
<Liz> We'll have moosey adventures together.
<Liz> And everything will be right with the world.
<Jon> You're going to mock me for the rest of eternity, aren't you?

<Zucabr> Vie, just out of curiosity, how do you identify yourself sexually? :P
<Vie> I look down
<Vie> "Yep, thats me"
<Zucabr> Hurr.
<Vie> its quite easy really

<Loaf> i just wanted a cute makeup bag to keep on me all the time
<Loaf> not a fuckijng huge sack :P
<elpemmy> Renske- the internet?
<TFZzz> :p But you already have a huge sack
<renske> you\'re better off without a sack
<TFZzz> I saw it with my own eyes!
<renske> :O
<Loaf> this is half the size of the one i bought to silent\'s =D
<elpemmy> Who has a huge sack?
<TFZzz> It\'s HUUUUUGE
<elpemmy> O.o
<renske> loafie!
* Corrie|inFamous backs away....
<Loaf> what?
<elpemmy> WHY IS FRENCHIE LOOKING AT PEOPLES SACKS?

*ChocoLDE molests frenchies horse leaving frenchie alone and un-fondled
<ChocoLDE> hang on...
<ChocoLDE> no
<ChocoLDE> NO!
<elpemmy> What about meeeee?
<ChocoLDE> no time ems!
ChocoLDE> i hearby retract anything i said in the last 10 minutes
<elpemmy> You don't love me anymore?!
*elpemmy weeps
<ChocoLDE> thus making it illegal to put it on any type of database
<ChocoLDE> whew
<TFS|TF2|GiddyUp> It's so QDB'd now.
<ChocoLDE> i'm covered now
<ChocoLDE> frenchie i hate you

<Loaf> ...playing mambo no. 5 at full volume at 9.30 in the morning? ugh.
<Loaf> now i remember why i don't usually sit in the SU
<Angel> lmao
<Angel> i got woken up by builders hwo thought it was a good idea to drag steel fencing up the dune.
<Angel> of course, when i got up, they stopped...
<Corrie|KH> "Alright men, today's mission is to wake up as many people as possible, however, if you hear someone get up, leave the site immediately" "Yes sir!"
<Corrie|KH> "The only thing you can use is the steel fencing. Time to get CREATIVE!"

<whiterider> Think about it though - Gordon Brown has one eye, spent most of his life thinking about money, grimaces a lot and looks like his face is melting. He is clearly a pirate.

<Loaf> i swear, you can get me to do anything if you offer me a gold star in return
<Delphy> gold star for nudes
<HystericalParoxysm> A gold star... AND awesome lipstick... for nudes.
<Loaf> ooh, HP, that is tempting...
<Loaf> hmm... a gold star...but nudes...but a gold star...
<Loaf> YOU ARE CONFLICTING MY MORALS
<elpemmy> Do we all get to see the nudes or just HP and Delphy?
<elpemmy> I.. uhh... I didn't say that.

[15:29] <FurryPanda> chii, who goes into your floppy drive?
[15:29] <Chii> you
[15:29] <Database> :O
[15:29] <Gangreless> :O

<Corrie> I'm always in her Saf.
<Ri|Drawing> lol
<Corrie> here*
<Corrie> shit...

<writingemmy> It was my first time and Frenchie offered to help me :P
<Database> And I popped in for the first time in ages :P

* FurryPanda goes to hoe her dickweed

* renske hands data a rubber dickie

<daluved1> Lets gather round the campfire
<Ri> and sing our campfire song
<daluved1> Our C-a-m-p, f-i-r-e, s-o-n-g song
<Ri> and if you don't think we can sing it faster than you're wrong
<daluved1> and it'll help if you just sing along
<daluved1> BAH BAH BUMMM
<Ri> C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG
<daluved1> C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song
<Ri> and if you don't think we can sing it faster than you're wrong
<daluved1> it'll help if you just sing along
<daluved1> Patrick!
<Ri> Song!!! c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e ---
<daluved1> Squidward!
<daluved1> ...
<daluved1> Good!
<Ri> I'tll help
<Ri> It'll heeeeeelop
<daluved1> IF YOU JUST SING ALONG!

[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's ass just to see if her ass will fit.
[10:29] <LadyIslay> er
[10:29] * HystericalParoxysm takes pics
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit.
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit while HystericalParoxysm takes photos and Jekyll looks on confused.
[10:29] <Jekyll> the weirdest mental image, you gave me
[10:30] <Jekyll> "in what position does she hope to achieve that?"
[10:30] <HystericalParoxysm> I guess if Zi like... goes on all fours and then puts her front down a little bit, and then Islay sort of sits on her ass...
[10:30] <LadyIslay> LOL
[10:30] <LadyIslay> no
[10:30] <LadyIslay> NO
[10:30] <LadyIslay> DESK!
[10:31] <HystericalParoxysm> You're just backpedaling! We know what you REALLY meant.
[10:31] <Zicon> Keep me out of your freak-ass fantasies.

* Pescado loves hatemail.
<Delphy|Work> You *and* your cats Pescado
<Delphy|Work> and ur mom
<Delphy|Work> ps ur mom says it's lunch time and to come out the basement

<Lethe> one less dream to haunt :(
<Djones> Wait, are you the creepy man with the scissors for hands?
<Djones> Well i say scissors.
<Djones> I mean amuptating bolt cutters.
<Lethe> no, that's siley's new friend
<SilentPsycho> :P
<Djones> He owes me at last count 172 arms./
* SilentPsycho gives Djones a freshly delimbed chicken wing.
<Djones> how is that going to help the net balance?
<Lethe> quantum physics
* miniemmy (elpemmy@fd-43158898.range86-159.btcentralplus.com) has joined #social
<SilentPsycho> Neuronucleurtachyonstinosis
<whiterider> Relativity. And superglue.
<whiterider> Hey emmy
<miniemmy> ...what did I walk in on, sorry?
<Lethe> science
<whiterider> zmobies