MTS2 Quotes Database

<Sheldrake2> Oh, renske
<renske> hm?
<Sheldrake2> I have no carpet in my bedroom
<Sheldrake2> Just a dirty wooden floor, my desk, and two matresses
<renske> ... this is the worst pick up line ever.
<Sheldrake2> Haha, it wasn't supposed to be
<renske> i thought it was a euphemism and that you actually meant you shaved all your pubes.

<fanseelamb> and the individual graphs will be the same new type of graph?
<Delphy> Yes
<fanseelamb> ooh yeah realtime is neat... it was always a day behind
<Delphy> I'll probably have them opening up in a facebox with a flash graph inside it, maybe
<leefish> so you can see em being dld in REAL TIME
<fanseelamb> lol now my max level is 760
<Delphy> fansee ...
<Delphy> step away from the graphs
<HystericalParoxysm> FANSEE DROP AND GIVE ME 20 DIFFERENT COLOURED SHIRTS
* fanseelamb throws some leather jackets at HP instead
* HystericalParoxysm recolours them with blue buttons, green buttons, red buttons, white buttons, and happy gay rainbows. LOOK I'M FANSEE LOL
<fanseelamb> rofl
<fanseelamb> Wait I want them for teens! Make them for teens!
<fanseelamb> And make them for girls!
<fanseelamb> And for cats!

<HystericalParoxysm> Wombats are the cute ones, right?
<whiterider> Yeah, the un-cute ones are Wampirebats

<adrisole> Loafjones babbies. Would the members of #create be godparents?
<adrisole> social, even
<adrisole> blah
<adrisole> although, you would have to start in social...and then move to, um, create.
<Loaf> #procreate

<DaveyDaVinci> Guys
<DaveyDaVinci> Seriously question
<DaveyDaVinci> What does a vagina taste like? A friend of mine wants to know
<levini> ...
* levini bursts out laughing
<LadyFB> VAGINA.
<levini> Tell him to go try one
<DaveyDaVinci> Like srsly
<DaveyDaVinci> It's a girl
<HystericalParoxysm> Tell her to go try one.
<HystericalParoxysm> Or for fuck's sake, just lick her fingers after she's done strumming her harp.
<DaveyDaVinci> I shall convey the message
<DaveyDaVinci> ANd the harp metaphor

<renske> and if i'll be menstruating on my wedding SO HELP ME I WILL CUT A BITCH PROBABLY J'S MOM.
<Nouk> Just shift your menstruation with your pill
<renske> i'm not on the pill.
<Nouk> Go to the doctor and get it shifted temporary, they have something...
<elpemmy> wait. Aren't there thingies you can get that like induce the period now so you don't have to deal with it some other place?
<renske> some other place? like... my nose?

<Terry> just picture a 5 year old girl with blonde hair, in a bikini! thats Geena
<Kelly> Well that's not vague.

<MANDY_CAKES> ok i'm out chau
* MANDY_CAKES has quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)
<HystericalParoxysm> ...chau?
<flash3389> chow is what he is saying
<HystericalParoxysm> Chow?
<flash3389> it means bye
<HystericalParoxysm> No, that is "ciao."
<flash3389> i forget if it was slang or
<flash3389> shrug
<HystericalParoxysm> It is Italian.
* HystericalParoxysm weeps for the future of mankind.
<flash3389> lol
* flash3389 was just trying to prounce the word lol

<Kelly> Oi, kath, who's going to hold it then? lol
<kathy> I'll just mount it
<kathy> oh god thats sounds wrong
<Delphy> Might get some nice angles that way though

<Lethe> "This is Bunny. Copy/Past Bunny in your sig and all over every post you make to annoy the hell out of moderators."
* Delphy takes off and nukes Bunny from orbit
<Lethe> the bloody things really do breed like rabbits
<HystericalParoxysm> "98% of teenagers have tried smoking pot. Copy-paste this line in your sig if you're one of the 2% of people who believes in imaginary statistics."
<Delphy> yeah I shold write a nifty piece of code that replaces them with something nasty
<Delphy> rofl I'm so doing a string replace on that
<HystericalParoxysm> You're quite whimsical sometimes. I likes it. :D
<Lethe> 98% of teenagers have never tried porn. Copy/paste this line in your sig if you haven't been able to crack the parental lock on your pc.
<Delphy> Hrm according to the database only 1 person has that 98% sig
<Delphy> the other is
<Delphy> 80-something% or teenagers have tried smoking pot, if youre anooyed by hearing this all the time, copy and paste this into your sig.

<Bink13y> !seen Your_tinny_tadger
<Foamy> Bink13y, I don't remember seeing your_tinny_tadger.
<Bink13y> thats ok Foamy, no one wnts to

* missangelica beats flash with muffins.
<flash3389> ><
<flash3389> why does angelica have to attack me
<missangelica> I attack with love.
<yuna98> hits you as hard as she loves you lol
<flash3389> Oo
<yuna98> explains al the boot prints on me :D

<Half_Pint> Delphy could you help me with a bit of CSS coding. please?
<Delphy|Busy> Only if you pay me.
<Half_Pint> damn
<Lethe> ahh, the real world :)
<Delphy|Busy> :)
<Half_Pint> :(

[06:52pm] * HystericalParoxysm sets mode: +m
[06:53pm] <HystericalParoxysm> Okay. Let's all have a nice tall glass of shut the hell up.

<SilentPsycho> I turned Pascal Curious into a vamp, but Nervous Subject panicked and wanted to change him back
<SilentPsycho> Guess he wasn't into Necrophilia

[14:56] * LyricLee hugs jon
[14:56] <Jon> Why am I being hugged?
[14:56] <LyricLee> cuz youre smart and right

<sexytasha> so no one will want to talk love with me?
<whiterider> Puppy love?
<whiterider> I LOVE puppies!!
<whiterider> They're all cute and green and furry
<whiterider> And my cat likes to chase them >:D
<Delphy> sexytasha: This chat is NOT a pick-up place.
<Superfly> Damn...
<Lethe> lol
* Lethe patpats super
<Superfly> And no-one thought to tell me before?
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> We figured we'd let you find out yourself

<TheMatrix> ChewChew, you have been banned by The matrix... the Matrix has you, ChewChew... ChewChew... wake up... follow the white rabbit... run.

[18:21] <Lethe> dorkie, this isn't help, and certainly not help with window
[18:21] <Lethe> it's called 'fonts'
[18:22] <Lethe> search your computer for hte right folder
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ?
[18:22] <Lethe> dorkie, you've never searched your pc?
[18:22] <dbg92> dorkiesimlover: type /join #help
[18:22] <Lethe> for anything?
[18:22] * Lethe gasps
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ya i have
[18:22] <Lethe> so search for fonts
[18:22] <Lethe> honestly
[18:22] * Lethe tuts
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> this sentece was confusing
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> google for "how do I install fonts"
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> nuff daid
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> said
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> i did porn poped up
[18:23] <dbg92> In Windows XP got to Control Panel then click on Fonts ok?
[18:23] <dbg92> Some in 98 and 98SE
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> Err
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> dorkiesimslover you are an idiot
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> FIRST hit on google if I search for "how do I install fonts" like I said
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> is
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> guess what?
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> uhhhhh.........
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> come on
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> you'll never guess it
[18:23] <dbg92> um...
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> yes, it's a page on HOW TO INSTALL FONTS
[18:24] * Delphy|Away gasps
[18:24] <dbg92> fancy that!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> I know!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> Isn't the intarweb amazing!
[18:24] <dorkiesimslover> arnt you suppose to be away
[18:24] <whiterider> Hehehe, I love it when Delphy's feeling sarcastic :D

* curlybap glomps cok
<curlybap> roflmfao
<curlybap> *coke
<cokenasmile> nice freudian ;)

<curlybap> i don't even get it
<curlybap> *IT, that is

<missangelica> insimenator has an adult website?
<missangelica> o.O
<missangelica> yes.. no one answer me.
<missangelica> I know your game.
* flyingpigeon (flyingpige@mts2-996FA05D.neb.res.rr.com) has joined #social
<missangelica> I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! OMEG
<flyingpigeon> Uh... nothing, Miss.
<MissHollyBeE> hi
<missangelica> I got my eye on you FP.
<missangelica> I'LL WATCH YOU BREAK.
<flyingpigeon> ...
<missangelica> o.o
<flyingpigeon> O.o

[22:23] <JJ> anna....are you drunk?
[22:24] <@Anna> how you dare!
[22:24] <curlybap> psh, anna? drunkded? never... ;P
[22:24] <&whiterider> of course she is, JJ
[22:24] <curlybap> how you dare, too, anna :)
[22:24] * @Anna bops curlybap
[22:24] <curlybap> that reminds me...
[22:24] <@Pffle|Scotch> aww
[22:24] <@Anna> i am just toipsy
[22:24] <JJ> she can't even soell right

<leonkirbyp> ......................................................................................................................................................................
<Pfhoenix> heh m heh heh m heh cox... heh
* cokenasmile has kicked leonkirbyp from #social (cokenasmile)
<white|MoronWorking> :)
<cokenasmile> good greif
<Pfhoenix> maybe leon was on his period.

<SilentPsycho> Is it the full moon or something?
<Anna> no clue
<TFS|Daaaaaahhh> I think so.
<SilentPsycho> That's the reason why.
<frazzmeister> full moon was a few days ago i thought..
--- TFS|Daaaaaahhh is now known as The_French_Sim
<SilentPsycho> Does it change between timezones?
<The_French_Sim> I doubt it. Maybe I mistook it for full moon
--> GreenStraws (GreenStraw@mts2-A88E98C0.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #help
<SilentPsycho> Oh well, t's still around that time then.
<SilentPsycho> GreenStraws, how can we go insane helping you?:P
<GreenStraws> Er...
<GreenStraws> Where do babies come from?
<GreenStraws> ^^
<SilentPsycho> Male sims after they've been abducted

<angel6> if you add more memory to your computer will it screw the game up
<Vie> Only if you do it while the game is running my dear
<Vie> and if you were foolish enough to try that... ..well electrocution.