MTS2 Quotes Database

<&whiterider> Huh
<&whiterider> One of HP's IP addresses is banned
<absentlamb> :/
<&whiterider> ..five of them, actually
<Canoodle> :D
<Srikandi> that HP, such a troublemaker

<Loaf> i just wanted a cute makeup bag to keep on me all the time
<Loaf> not a fuckijng huge sack :P
<elpemmy> Renske- the internet?
<TFZzz> :p But you already have a huge sack
<renske> you\'re better off without a sack
<TFZzz> I saw it with my own eyes!
<renske> :O
<Loaf> this is half the size of the one i bought to silent\'s =D
<elpemmy> Who has a huge sack?
<TFZzz> It\'s HUUUUUGE
<elpemmy> O.o
<renske> loafie!
* Corrie|inFamous backs away....
<Loaf> what?
<elpemmy> WHY IS FRENCHIE LOOKING AT PEOPLES SACKS?

<xianny> its mostly girls here
<xianny> our farts smell like roses and we're too delicate to handle swearing
<xianny> so watch it
<xianny> or ill beat you

<whiterider> Think about it though - Gordon Brown has one eye, spent most of his life thinking about money, grimaces a lot and looks like his face is melting. He is clearly a pirate.

<Corrie> I'm always in her Saf.
<Ri|Drawing> lol
<Corrie> here*
<Corrie> shit...

* FurryPanda goes to hoe her dickweed

* renske hands data a rubber dickie

<daluved1> Lets gather round the campfire
<Ri> and sing our campfire song
<daluved1> Our C-a-m-p, f-i-r-e, s-o-n-g song
<Ri> and if you don't think we can sing it faster than you're wrong
<daluved1> and it'll help if you just sing along
<daluved1> BAH BAH BUMMM
<Ri> C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG
<daluved1> C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song
<Ri> and if you don't think we can sing it faster than you're wrong
<daluved1> it'll help if you just sing along
<daluved1> Patrick!
<Ri> Song!!! c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e ---
<daluved1> Squidward!
<daluved1> ...
<daluved1> Good!
<Ri> I'tll help
<Ri> It'll heeeeeelop
<daluved1> IF YOU JUST SING ALONG!

<Lethe> one less dream to haunt :(
<Djones> Wait, are you the creepy man with the scissors for hands?
<Djones> Well i say scissors.
<Djones> I mean amuptating bolt cutters.
<Lethe> no, that's siley's new friend
<SilentPsycho> :P
<Djones> He owes me at last count 172 arms./
* SilentPsycho gives Djones a freshly delimbed chicken wing.
<Djones> how is that going to help the net balance?
<Lethe> quantum physics
* miniemmy (elpemmy@fd-43158898.range86-159.btcentralplus.com) has joined #social
<SilentPsycho> Neuronucleurtachyonstinosis
<whiterider> Relativity. And superglue.
<whiterider> Hey emmy
<miniemmy> ...what did I walk in on, sorry?
<Lethe> science
<whiterider> zmobies

<Sparklycookie> Heya POah
<Phae> iz not a good name
<SkankBenSkank> Oooh, wait, you weren\'t here for that. :-x
<Sparklycookie> *Phae
<Sparklycookie> Stupid keyboard
<SkankBenSkank> Psh, my name is mamazing.
<Phae> sparks, congrats, thats the worst i\'ve seen my name messed up
<Sparklycookie> ROFL
<SkankBenSkank> Hahaha, that\'s pretty good. :)
<Sparklycookie> Blame this stupid klit
<Sparklycookie> *little keyboard

18:01 <&Aychpee> We don't talk about piracy here, raven.
18:01 < Davey> Piracy is bad
18:01 < Database> Yarrr!
18:01 <&Aychpee> Hush, you.
18:01 < Database> Avast, ye hearties, etcetera etcetera.
18:01 * Aychpee hits Data with a rolled up Chii.
18:01 * Chii loves it

<CaptainParoxysm> Emino - Have you checked your crotch lately? Are you sure you haven't grown a vagina?
<SirEmino> nah
<SirEmino> or else my apartment would be cleaner
<CaptainParoxysm> ... because you would pick up the clutter using your brand new vagina?
<Database> vaginavacuum?
<Frenchie> Vac-gina.
<Database> SCHLORP

<&HP|Out> Oooooohhhhhhhh
<&HP|Out> Old MacDonald did ur mom
<&HP|Out> Because she's a ho
<&HP|Out> Aaaaaand on that farm she bobbed his knob
<&HP|Out> Because she's a ho
<&HP|Out> With a suck suck here and a blow blow there
<&HP|Out> Here a suck
<&HP|Out> There a blow
<&HP|Out> Everywhere ur mom's a ho
<&HP|Out> Old MacDonald did ur mom
<&HP|Out> Beeeecauuuse sheeeee's a hoooooooo

<armiel> *is going to go practise some man-hunting....*
<armiel> or actually going to is wrongly told, cause i'm already doing it
<Callie> What kind of equipment do you need for that?
<DaveyDaVinci> A studfinder
<armiel> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> As well as gaydar, so she doens't waste her time

<Renske> remind me to wear panties when going drinking with you guys.
<Renske> err.
<Renske> never mind.

<elpemmy> google tells me that last one was
<elpemmy> "are you horny or want a cookie"
<renske> yes.
<SickPsycho> XD
<renske> imagine that to the melody of 'should i stay or should i go now' from The Clash.
<renske> true.
<elpemmy> I really really want a cookie now
* Lethe snorts some more
<SickPsycho> Aww, emmy's not horny. :(
<elpemmy> I don't do the sexytiem, Sylie.
<elpemmy> Ever.
<renske> never ever?
<renske> ever ever?
<Lethe> she's underage
<elpemmy> well maybe one day.
<Lethe> she's allowed to lie
<elpemmy> If I find a guy who is not a prick.
<Lethe> honey
<Lethe> sweetiepie
<elpemmy> and I don't mess up :)
<Lethe> you're gonna need that prick
<Lethe> i'm not sure what they told you

<frazzmeister> AND I AN THE MOST FAMOUS POET
<frazzmeister> AVAST LONG KITTENS,
<frazzmeister> FOR IT IS THE DEEJ DAYS
<frazzmeister> AND ONCE I HAD JOE HAT
<frazzmeister> FOR THE TIME OF
<frazzmeister> GHASTLY IS DEATH LAMBS
<frazzmeister> AND OVER THE HILL COMES INTELGENT BEEG
<frazzmeister> BEF
<frazzmeister> BEEF
<frazzmeister> 'TIS THE SHOWER OF POWER SUPPLYS
<frazzmeister> fin.

<cthru> it's MY vagina, and I have every right to be mad at it!

<Lethe> im going to bed fefere i say soem'htitn stupid
<Lethe> more stupid
<Lethe> something
<Lethe> before

<leefish> I thought Numenor did a post on that
<HugeLunatic> Yep, looking at it
<leefish> He made some sort of tool thing but can also do manual
<werismyki> must have pictures
<werismyki> big ones too
<leefish> of Numenors tool?
<leefish> Are you SURE?
<whiterider> I sure am!
<HugeLunatic> I am! :P
<werismyki> amazing how the convo can go south so quick :p

<grillcheesesammi> goat semen works too, but its hard to cum by
<grillcheesesammi> come*

<mikey> well, I must be missing some cc on the lakeside house, I have stuff floating on the side of the lot
<hugelunatic> Lol
<mikey> I hate that
<mikey> now I need to find out what I dont have
<hugelunatic> Probly river Jew stuff
<hugelunatic> WTF
<hugelunatic> Riverview stuff
<mikey> was wondering what the hell you were talkin about
<hugelunatic> rofl
<mikey> geez, friggin nazi
<hugelunatic> Stupid auto correct
<hugelunatic> Well I am german
<mikey> hmmm, well, ok then
<hugelunatic> I'm authentic so it's ok

<darkwytche> I'm giving up being hetero!
<whiterider> ...you've never been hetero
<darkwytche> So lent is easy for me this year!

MasterJ16 also I'm thinking of owning a Golden Retriever when i'm older 2 of them
whiterider Sadly, I don't think they can retrieve senses of humour

<Tree> Will I get away with uploading a picture of a tree as my yearbook picture this year? :D
<Sparkle> ROFLAMO