MTS2 Quotes Database

<JK11> well, g'night all
<Arch> night jk
<djones> gd ni
<LilBrudder> Night!
<LilBrudder> thanks for the fun!
* JK11 has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Greenie|SPAStiC> Hmm.
<Greenie|SPAStiC> Damn you.
<Greenie|SPAStiC> How am i supposed to say goodbye when he goes and LEAVES when Im not looking?
<Greenie|SPAStiC> Bastard.
<LilBrudder> Telepathically.
<djones> empathetically
<LilBrudder> Pathetically.
<djones> too obvious

<frazzmeister> frog
<frazzmeister> ...frog?
<frazzmeister> *rofl

<whiterider> The whole server is 13+. Have you seen the smut in #social?
<djones> true
<djones> im the cause of most of it too
<Stormwench> I went in there for about 2 mins... and decided I must be a prude
<djones> i don't want to be banned
<whiterider> No, you're not, Daniel. #social smut was exactly the same before you came here ;)
<Stormwench> maybe he could raise it to more intellectual smut
<whiterider> Nope
<whiterider> It's our own special brand of smut. Just ask Pf. It'll never change.
<djones> intellectual smut?
<djones> i.e
<Stormwench> let them keep the smut - s long as it does not try to slide over here... which it has from time to time :)
<djones> why hello kind siur, would thee mind if i doth thine undergarments?
<Stormwench> ROFL
<djones> why quite hello mine maiden, thine tempestial wench (wink wink), hither yes, please do remove these most chaffing pants, and why, what is this, it seems your food intake chute has been entangled in my mandables, my most sincere apolgoies
<Stormwench> people forgot that if you decide to rename your self something appropriate to the social discussion it may not be an appropriate name change in any other channel
<whiterider> ... you just said "Would you mind if I do your pants"
<whiterider> Your meant to 'do' the person
<whiterider> Not the pants
<Stormwench> ROFLMAO
<djones> i've been corrected on shakespearean pron
<Stormwench> it was starting to sound like bad SciFi there
<djones> thats a new one

<fway>: OMG FurryPinata
***Bubo|newhouse is weird
<Saf|GC2>: also I never really much liked the white stripes, their sound when they first appeared was rather dull
<Blake>: furryPinaColada
<Blake>: :O
<fway>: FurryPanties
Panda is now known as FurryAlcohol
<fway>: ew... FurryPanties
<fway>: XD
<FurryAlcohol>: lets not discuss what sort of nick change furrypanties inspired
<Bubo|newhouse>: rofl

* LDE suggles photo
* frazzmeister does too
<LDE> (does photo have a penis? i can't remember)
<photo> Nope
<LDE> i don't think so..
<photo> photo has bewbs
<LDE> oh good, i'm not as mentally defficent as i thought i was
<photo> Hence why photo has a crush on her hot boss
<photo> :D
<Chii> =)
<-- SirEmino has quit (Operation timed out)
<photo> Course I could have a penis and have a crush on him...
<photo> Probably wouldn't have as much of a shot though
<photo> :D
<photo> Aaaaand photo kills the room
* LDE patpats photo
<LDE> you're good at that
<photo> I know
<photo> :D
* photo pokes LDE... Wanna see?

[20:36] * Claire (Claire@fd-F29D03F2.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #social
[20:36] <Claire> hey
[20:36] <ChocolateCake> Hi Claire.
[20:37] <Claire> hi..lol
[20:37] <Claire> so..
[20:37] <ChocolateCake> Tits.
[20:38] <Claire> ?
[20:38] <ChocolateCake> Yeah.
[20:38] <Claire> .....
[20:38] <ChocolateCake> :)
[20:39] * Claire (Claire@fd-F29D03F2.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User )

<Lethe> well, we *do* talk a lot about boobs
<Lethe> maybe he feels left out
<Lethe> he has none, and he doesn't like to play with them like most heterosexuals
<HystericalParoxysm> We occasionally talk about wang too though.
<Lethe> so it's like sitting at a party where people talk about football all the time
<jhd1189> boobs = football?
<Lethe> yes
* jhd1189 wonders how Lethe plays sports
<Lethe> i'm being deep today
<Lethe> no , you see
<Lethe> i don't play football, i don't like football
<Lethe> if people talk about it at a party, i get bored
<Lethe> ergo
<Lethe> if we talk about boobs
<Lethe> viro gets bored
<Lethe> *insert more latin*
<jhd1189> I don't think I've ever seen ergo and boobs in the same sentence. Well done.

[19:44] <Longdaysend> i'm a moon
[19:45] <Longdaysend> ...this only further proves my point
[19:45] <Longdaysend> *moron

<vsidemyna> is this the only channel?
<vsidemyna> or how i create myown?
<HystericalParoxysm> You can't have your own channel here. The only other public channel is #create, which is about creating Sims 2 custom content.
<vsidemyna> O_O
<vsidemyna> So who did this one?
<ChaoticNihilist> ....
<elpemmy> the owner of this site
<vsidemyna> Ahhhhhhhhh.
<The_French_Sim> The Almighty One
<The_French_Sim> They call him...
<elpemmy> The Holy One
<The_French_Sim> Tim?
<vsidemyna> Domain name?
<Loaf|ItCrowd> the stig
<elpemmy> The Genius
<whiterider> All the channels on this server are managed by the site staff
<vsidemyna> stuffy staff "D
<ChaoticNihilist> We don't call him at all, he's above us all
<vsidemyna> XD
<ChaoticNihilist> literally

<x_X> Well, luckily I know my way around Vista since I got my U810
<x_X> Frenchie: RTBF
<BlearyassParoxysm> That always makes me think that you have a really tiny submarine.
<BlearyassParoxysm> ...
<BlearyassParoxysm> That... didn't come out the way I'd planned.
* x_X snickers.

<SilentPsycho> I keep seeing adverts for 'The Asda Story' online game about, and they make me giggle.
<SilentPsycho> The Asda Story: A tale of advenutre, romance, and our low low prices!
<cthru> hehehheh!
<SilentPsycho> Kill monsters while exploring our range of organic goods, and if there's a difference in the price between here and elsewhere, we'll pay the difference!
<SilentPsycho> That's Asda Price

<Lethe|dinner> see, there's ttwo of me now
<Lethe|dinner> and not just cause i'm looking at it tipsylit
<Lethe|dinner> erm, tipslily
<Lethe|dinner> tipsily
<cthru> upper and lower Lethe?
<Lethe|dinner> stupid word
<Lethe|dinner> is that even a word?
<cthru> it is now!
<Lethe|dinner> yay
<Lethe|dinner> i maede a word

curlybap: viro: are you getting my msnings?
curlybap: my wireless cut out, and pidgin doesn't like starting conversations with offliners...
viromancy: is not offline here. Kiss me, you barely legal Irish fool!

<djones> I'm so spoilt by my on connect commands
<djones> i couldn't remember my nick pass...
<djones> silly java wouldn't accept /pass as a identify command :p
<whiterider> I know your password dj, how hard is it to remember?
<djones> lol whitey, well i have a bunch, i just couldn't remember which one i had registered my nick on here with
* djones (djones@fd-4C4FD391.hbsinternet.co.uk) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by whiterider)))
<whiterider> Eheh

* Zicon kidnaps the_french_maid
<The_French_Maid> D:
<Zicon> What? I need someone to clean up my house.
<The_French_Maid> I can't clean up your house, I need (read: want) to go to a three-day LAN party :D
<Zicon> Then you shouldn't tempt me with maid-ness.
<The_French_Maid> Maidness?
<The_French_Maid> THIS
<The_French_Maid> IS
<The_French_Maid> SPARTAAAAAAAAAA
* The_French_Maid kicks Zi into a vat of cleaning products

<whiterider> http://infinitejestchallenge.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> ...
<AnthonyRappluver> does that link involve reading?
<whiterider> no, it's a jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> A PICTURE!
<AnthonyRappluver> is it a pic of a cookie?
<whiterider> I suppose telling you to read the url would be overly optimistic.

<Database> Anything's quicker than IE.
<frazzmeister> and other than safari, which makes me want to stab things, thats all I've used
<frazzmeister> well yes,... teaching a parrot to say 'google lolcats' and than having it fly to a netcafe, and get someone to google lolcats, and than learning about lolcats, and flying back to tell you,... is quicker than using IE,.. provided the netcafe is not using IE inwhich case your parrot doesn't have a long enough lifespan.
<frazzmeister> unless you don't have a parrot,... but if theres a pet store open nearby, you can still probably beat IE if you leave soon.
<frazzmeister> I suspect I sense not making in which case i refer you to the coment up there somewhere about drink

* Longdaysend just spent half an hour reading wiki articles regarding things that do not interest her
<elpemmy> Hi TFS!
<The_French_Sim> Also, hi everybody!
<Longdaysend> hey frenchie
<photo> Hiya Frenchie
* The_French_Sim is revising networking, hurray
* dj has quit (Operation timed out)
<The_French_Sim> Maybe later in the evening, I'll build some more.
* djones wiki's Longdaysend's articles
<The_French_Sim> Also, LDE, don't worry. Last night, I spent hours reading "More awful than you" threads and such
<The_French_Sim> Made me lol hard though
<photo> Again with that pervy thing Deej
<djones> Oh please, its lde
<Longdaysend> oh god, been there done that frenchie. many a day has been wasted reading those threads
<djones> its actually impossible to do anything with lde and it not be pervy
<Longdaysend> good times,man, good times
* Xianny does lde
* djones tilts head
<Xianny> ... did i say that out loud?
<The_French_Sim> :D I was laughing like an idiot... at 3 am
<Longdaysend> it is? i'm sorry, i guess?
<Longdaysend> how is it that my initials have become synonomous with sex exactly?
<djones> its more the aura you exude
<elpemmy> it's not jsut your initials
<elpemmy> it's just you
<elpemmy> you are synonomous with sex :P
<djones> and id say its smut, not sex

<LDE> Chii has no sense of time. she's like a dog who greets you happily when you come in the door, even if you just forgot your keys 5 seconds ago

* Longdaysend blows to frenchie
<Longdaysend> ...er bows

<cthru|beanie> I'm damn scared of getting into qdb

*** Loaf has joined #social
<NotLoaf> ...
<NotLoaf> WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
<NotLoaf> I AM LOAF. GET THE FUCK OUT
<Dj> GHOST KILL GHOST KILL
<NotLoaf> I CAN'T NO NICKSERV OH GOD
<NotLoaf> WHO THE FUCK
<Dj> No nickserv? ZOMG. Emergency.
<missangelica> If you're not loaf, who are you? :o
<curlybap> LOAF
<NotLoaf> WHO THE FUCK IS CHEATING ME OUT OF MY FUCKING NAME GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
* curlybap prods Loaf with a stick
<curlybap> i mean
<curlybap> notlaof
<The_French_Sim> Loafie, they have the same hostmask as you :p
<curlybap> loaf
<curlybap> LOL
<Dj> snrk.
<NotLoaf> ...
<NotLoaf> what the shit?
<Dj> Its you.
<NotLoaf> how the fuck?
* The_French_Sim rubs Loafie... calm down Loaf, calm down.
<curlybap> or rather
<curlybap> it's Not you.
<The_French_Sim> You may be running two instances of XChat?
<NotLoaf> how the hell did i just re-join...?
<Dj> This has the potential for epic win, or epic fail.
<NotLoaf> but i'm not!
<NotLoaf> OH GOD I AM CONFUSE

<jhd1189> Uhhh... hmm. I'm not sure what facebook is trying to tell me, but it keeps giving me ads asking if I'd like to watch videos of rattlesnakes mating.

* Longdaysend lays out a meat based buffet for emmy
<Longdaysend> that's what she needs, a lot of meat
<Longdaysend> ...
<Longdaysend> can i rephrase that please?

<Jon> Liz: Do you want a moose?
<Liz> Why would I want a moose?
<Jon> because they're cute
<Jon> and floppy
<Jon> FLOP FLOP
<Liz> Until they grow up and eat all of your trees.
<Jon> Maybe we should grow more trees then.
<Liz> But sure. I'll call it Davignon. It will be my best friend.
<Liz> We'll have moosey adventures together.
<Liz> And everything will be right with the world.
<Jon> You're going to mock me for the rest of eternity, aren't you?