MTS2 Quotes Database

<Irrelephant> Dear HystericalParoxysm.
<Irrelephant> Go get a film called Frequently asked questions about time travel
<Irrelephant> Thanks,
<Irrelephant> Awesome people.
<HystericalParoxysm> Dear Awesome People,
<HystericalParoxysm> Okay, thanks.
<HystericalParoxysm> Sincerely,
<HystericalParoxysm> HP
<Irrelephant> Dear HystericalParoxysm,
<Irrelephant> Quite obliged. We hope you enjoy the show.
<Irrelephant> In digitum,
<Irrelephant> Awesome people.
<whiterider> Dear Delusional People,
<whiterider> Shaddup.
<whiterider> kthxbai
<Irrelephant> I wonder who that was to.
<whiterider> Me too

<darkwytche> I'm giving up being hetero!
<whiterider> ...you've never been hetero
<darkwytche> So lent is easy for me this year!

MasterJ16 also I'm thinking of owning a Golden Retriever when i'm older 2 of them
whiterider Sadly, I don't think they can retrieve senses of humour

<Sheldrake> Then I should be a fucking genious!
<Sheldrake> genius*
<whiterider> Reason 1: Irony is fun :D
<Sheldrake> How is that ironic?

<HystericalParoxysm> Wombats are the cute ones, right?
<whiterider> Yeah, the un-cute ones are Wampirebats

(19:11:14) winterbaron: Tell us three Dutch TV-programms
(19:14:11) Frenchie: "Tulip Swap", "CSI: Amsterdam" and "The Wheel of Cheese of Fortune"
(19:14:38) Delphy: Can you imagine CSI: Amsterdam? That'd be hilarious.
(19:15:10) Frenchie: "I'd say this criminal is... run-off-the-windmill"
(19:15:14) Frenchie: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH​HHHH
(19:15:21) Frenchie: *clog dance*

<Kelly> Oi, kath, who's going to hold it then? lol
<kathy> I'll just mount it
<kathy> oh god thats sounds wrong
<Delphy> Might get some nice angles that way though

[02:31] simon007: how do I download celebrites?
[02:31] * missangelica blinks.
[02:32] missangelica: It's not the year 3000... ;p
[02:32] * HystericalParoxysm giggles.

[23:23] enjeru: *pokes angilica's side* yeah. :P
[23:23] missangelica: angilica does not exist so you are poking air. ;p
[23:24] enjeru: then what am i actually poking? oO
[23:24] missangelica: the air around you
[23:24] enjeru: so... the air has boobies?
[23:25] missangelica: in your world, enjeru. in your world.
[23:26] enjeru: Iiiim just gonna go beforeI get myself into more problems.
[23:26] enjeru: oh! I meant angelica
[23:26] missangelica: haha ;p
[23:26] Flash3389: what mod?
[23:26] enjeru: *pinches angelica's butt* BYE! *runs off*
[23:26] *** enjeru has signed off IRC (Quit: modthesims2.com).
[23:27] missangelica: ...
[23:27] Flash3389: lol
[23:27] TBGL: lol

<Lethe> "This is Bunny. Copy/Past Bunny in your sig and all over every post you make to annoy the hell out of moderators."
* Delphy takes off and nukes Bunny from orbit
<Lethe> the bloody things really do breed like rabbits
<HystericalParoxysm> "98% of teenagers have tried smoking pot. Copy-paste this line in your sig if you're one of the 2% of people who believes in imaginary statistics."
<Delphy> yeah I shold write a nifty piece of code that replaces them with something nasty
<Delphy> rofl I'm so doing a string replace on that
<HystericalParoxysm> You're quite whimsical sometimes. I likes it. :D
<Lethe> 98% of teenagers have never tried porn. Copy/paste this line in your sig if you haven't been able to crack the parental lock on your pc.
<Delphy> Hrm according to the database only 1 person has that 98% sig
<Delphy> the other is
<Delphy> 80-something% or teenagers have tried smoking pot, if youre anooyed by hearing this all the time, copy and paste this into your sig.

<Bink13y> .g/gh`
<Bink13y> THATS WEASEL TYPING
<JK11> lol
<Bink13y> oops and she hit the caps lock too

--> nani (nani@D68A291.ADD9A4AC.50AFCAF8.IP) has joined #social
<nani> Delphy you rock!!!
<-- nani has quit (Quit: nani)
<MistressSilent> Random is the new black

[06:52pm] * HystericalParoxysm sets mode: +m
[06:53pm] <HystericalParoxysm> Okay. Let's all have a nice tall glass of shut the hell up.

[11:09] <Kelly> Emos amuse me
[11:10] <Kelly> I look semi-emo now that I have bangs
[11:10] <Allie> Emus are a lard bird indiginous to australia.
[11:10] <Salty> lard?
[11:10] <Allie> land
[11:10] <Allie> though lard birds works too
[11:11] <Arch> after seeing Kelly's line, and Allie's line, I must resist the urge to change the topic to "<Kelly> I look semi-emu now that I have a beak"

<Bink13y> in Buffalo it's illegal to rent an apartment without head

<Sammy> Hi, Can someone help me please
<LyricLee> whats your question
<Sammy> I need to know how to do things here
<LyricLee> you need to ask them
<Sammy> Just the basic's Please
<LyricLee> you need to ask something
<Sammy> Can u tell me things about this chat
<LyricLee> like what
<Sammy> How to change my font
<Lethe> you can't
<Sammy> How can i do something?
<LyricLee> how can you do what???
* Sammy askes questions
<LyricLee> you arent asking any questions
<LyricLee> how old are you?
<Sammy> 37
<Sammy> I have to kids
<Sammy> I'll ask something
<Sammy> How old are u?
<LyricLee> im 12
<Sammy> U shouldnt be one here
<LyricLee> i know
<Delphy> Ask a help question involving the game or the site, or get kicked.
<Delphy> You have 30 seconds to comply.
<Sammy> go have a milkshake or drink some lemonade
<Sammy> ok
<Sammy> how do i do something
<Lethe> do what!
<LyricLee> omg
<Sammy> like people riting turns purple
* Sammy was kicked by Delphy (Go play in traffic)

<sexytasha> so no one will want to talk love with me?
<whiterider> Puppy love?
<whiterider> I LOVE puppies!!
<whiterider> They're all cute and green and furry
<whiterider> And my cat likes to chase them >:D
<Delphy> sexytasha: This chat is NOT a pick-up place.
<Superfly> Damn...
<Lethe> lol
* Lethe patpats super
<Superfly> And no-one thought to tell me before?
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> We figured we'd let you find out yourself

[18:21] <Lethe> dorkie, this isn't help, and certainly not help with window
[18:21] <Lethe> it's called 'fonts'
[18:22] <Lethe> search your computer for hte right folder
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ?
[18:22] <Lethe> dorkie, you've never searched your pc?
[18:22] <dbg92> dorkiesimlover: type /join #help
[18:22] <Lethe> for anything?
[18:22] * Lethe gasps
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ya i have
[18:22] <Lethe> so search for fonts
[18:22] <Lethe> honestly
[18:22] * Lethe tuts
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> this sentece was confusing
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> google for "how do I install fonts"
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> nuff daid
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> said
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> i did porn poped up
[18:23] <dbg92> In Windows XP got to Control Panel then click on Fonts ok?
[18:23] <dbg92> Some in 98 and 98SE
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> Err
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> dorkiesimslover you are an idiot
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> FIRST hit on google if I search for "how do I install fonts" like I said
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> is
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> guess what?
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> uhhhhh.........
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> come on
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> you'll never guess it
[18:23] <dbg92> um...
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> yes, it's a page on HOW TO INSTALL FONTS
[18:24] * Delphy|Away gasps
[18:24] <dbg92> fancy that!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> I know!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> Isn't the intarweb amazing!
[18:24] <dorkiesimslover> arnt you suppose to be away
[18:24] <whiterider> Hehehe, I love it when Delphy's feeling sarcastic :D

-->| StEvEn65 (StEvEn65@mts2-F8E723D6.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #help
<whiterider> Oh hello
<StEvEn65> omg i need zum helps
<whiterider> Yeah I gethered that in #social
<StEvEn65> my sims cd is upside dOwN
<whiterider> *gathered
<whiterider> What?
<StEvEn65> how can i FIX it
<whiterider> Umm.. turn it the right way up?
<StEvEn65> my sims cd is upside dOwN its brockded
<Hysterical Paroxysm> ...
<StEvEn65> i canterrrrrr
<StEvEn65> oh fuk banned frum social nuthin else to do
=-= StEvEn65 was booted from #help by HystericalParoxysm (I'd tell you to not be an idiot, but I don't think you're capable of it.)

<warrock434> .
<warrock434> i have not said anything for an hour and a half now
<missangelica> Good for you.
<SilentPsycho> Why not try for two hours?

<Pani> The usual IRC I go on was lacking conversation.
<Pani> So I thought I'd try S2C.
<John> oh ok :)
<John> it's also for mts2 and sxs2
<frazzmeister> we lack morals and ethics,... thats worse.
<frazzmeister> also pants... we lack pants.
<Pani> I've been here before, I know what it's like.
<Pani> :]
<John> we dont lack panties
<John> or boobies

<preetygal> i dont caer if i selled that wrong!

<ooxlilyxoo> Where is everyone from?
<Kelly> minnesnowta
<Bunny> afghanistan
<whiterider> The Arcit Circle
<whiterider> *Arctic
<Kelly> hehee
<Bunny> Arctit
<Bunny> TIT
<whiterider> TIT!
<Kelly> TIT
<whiterider> XD
<Kelly> TIT TIT TIT TIT
<ooxlilyxoo> How old is everyone?
<ooxlilyxoo> lol
<whiterider> TITTIESECHS!!!!!
<Bunny> TIT
<Kelly> HAHAHHAA YOU SAYD SECHES
-->| Flutternothing (Flutternot@B0DE5A78.B7E3383F.EC039C07.IP) has joined #social
<Kelly> SECHS
=-= Hunter240x is now known as Hunt-brb
<whiterider> HAHAHA YOU HAVE TITS!!
<Kelly> HAHHA NO I DONT
<Kelly> wait
<whiterider> TIIIIIIITS!!!!!
<Bunny> HUnter went for a hand shandy after all the TITSECHS talk
<whiterider> >:)
<Kelly> tittieeeeees
<Bunny> dirty
<Kelly> lol
<ooxlilyxoo> Ok it's dead... stop
<Kelly> no
<whiterider> No
<Kelly> titties are never dead
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<Kelly> tititititititititit
<Bunny> titties
<Bunny> or tits
<Bunny> or titsicles?
<Bunny> hmmm
* whiterider tittiehugs Bunny and Kelly
<Kelly> woohoo!
<whiterider> TITTYTITTYTITTYTITTY!!!
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<whiterider> XD
<whiterider> IT WORKED!!
<Bunny> oops
<ooxlilyxoo> I don't blame you flutternothing
<whiterider> Why are we talking about tits again?

* Chrysophylax fondles Binkbonk
<Chrysophylax> err
* Chrysophylax fondles missangelica
<missangelica> rofl!
<Chrysophylax> had a slip there

<Star> o.O sounds like the unzippering of pants, brb