MTS2 Quotes Database

<Bink13y> .g/gh`
<Bink13y> THATS WEASEL TYPING
<JK11> lol
<Bink13y> oops and she hit the caps lock too

--> nani (nani@D68A291.ADD9A4AC.50AFCAF8.IP) has joined #social
<nani> Delphy you rock!!!
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<MistressSilent> Random is the new black

<[hybris]> Netsplit Moe in action, huh?
<Delphy> is it a bird
<Delphy> is it a plane
<Delphy> no
<Delphy> it's netsplit moe
<Delphy> here to save the day
<Delphy> in his tight spandex and fluttering cape
<inq|koreanMMO> well tight spandex and fluttering capes are all the rage right now in germany
<Moe> nanananananana NETSPLIT
<Moe> to the splitcave!
<inq|koreanMMO> quick, to the splitmobile!

[11:09] <Kelly> Emos amuse me
[11:10] <Kelly> I look semi-emo now that I have bangs
[11:10] <Allie> Emus are a lard bird indiginous to australia.
[11:10] <Salty> lard?
[11:10] <Allie> land
[11:10] <Allie> though lard birds works too
[11:11] <Arch> after seeing Kelly's line, and Allie's line, I must resist the urge to change the topic to "<Kelly> I look semi-emu now that I have a beak"

<Bink13y> in Buffalo it's illegal to rent an apartment without head

<Sammy> Hi, Can someone help me please
<LyricLee> whats your question
<Sammy> I need to know how to do things here
<LyricLee> you need to ask them
<Sammy> Just the basic's Please
<LyricLee> you need to ask something
<Sammy> Can u tell me things about this chat
<LyricLee> like what
<Sammy> How to change my font
<Lethe> you can't
<Sammy> How can i do something?
<LyricLee> how can you do what???
* Sammy askes questions
<LyricLee> you arent asking any questions
<LyricLee> how old are you?
<Sammy> 37
<Sammy> I have to kids
<Sammy> I'll ask something
<Sammy> How old are u?
<LyricLee> im 12
<Sammy> U shouldnt be one here
<LyricLee> i know
<Delphy> Ask a help question involving the game or the site, or get kicked.
<Delphy> You have 30 seconds to comply.
<Sammy> go have a milkshake or drink some lemonade
<Sammy> ok
<Sammy> how do i do something
<Lethe> do what!
<LyricLee> omg
<Sammy> like people riting turns purple
* Sammy was kicked by Delphy (Go play in traffic)

<sexytasha> well i am sexy!
<whiterider> Prove it!
<Lethe> how old are you?
<sexytasha> 13 with big tits
<Superfly> 0.o
<whiterider> O.O
<Lethe> o.O
<Fresh-Prince> 0.0
<whiterider> The fact that we were asking for it does nothing to curb my O.O

-->| StEvEn65 (StEvEn65@mts2-F8E723D6.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #help
<whiterider> Oh hello
<StEvEn65> omg i need zum helps
<whiterider> Yeah I gethered that in #social
<StEvEn65> my sims cd is upside dOwN
<whiterider> *gathered
<whiterider> What?
<StEvEn65> how can i FIX it
<whiterider> Umm.. turn it the right way up?
<StEvEn65> my sims cd is upside dOwN its brockded
<Hysterical Paroxysm> ...
<StEvEn65> i canterrrrrr
<StEvEn65> oh fuk banned frum social nuthin else to do
=-= StEvEn65 was booted from #help by HystericalParoxysm (I'd tell you to not be an idiot, but I don't think you're capable of it.)

<warrock434> .
<warrock434> i have not said anything for an hour and a half now
<missangelica> Good for you.
<SilentPsycho> Why not try for two hours?

<Pani> The usual IRC I go on was lacking conversation.
<Pani> So I thought I'd try S2C.
<John> oh ok :)
<John> it's also for mts2 and sxs2
<frazzmeister> we lack morals and ethics,... thats worse.
<frazzmeister> also pants... we lack pants.
<Pani> I've been here before, I know what it's like.
<Pani> :]
<John> we dont lack panties
<John> or boobies

<justsimmingthanx> sorry just reallt thinking to hard aboty typing

[06:19] <Delphy> Mkay
[06:19] <Delphy> Time to rip apart the thread table
[06:19] * Delphy cracks his knuckles and dives into mySQL
[06:20] <HystericalParoxysm> Go team Delphy!
[06:23] <Delphy> I have a team? :|
[06:23] * Delphy checks behind him
[06:23] <Delphy> Ghost coders
[06:23] <Delphy> I like that smiley
[06:23] <Delphy> :|
[06:23] <Tig> Ghost coders in the sky.....
[06:23] <Delphy> :]
[06:24] <Delphy> o/
[06:24] <Delphy> \o
[06:24] <Delphy> \o/
[06:24] <Delphy> <o/
[06:24] <Delphy> \o>
[06:24] <Delphy> /o
[06:24] * Tig claps for the dancing boy
[06:24] <Delphy> Ow, hit myself in the head

<preetygal> i dont caer if i selled that wrong!

<ooxlilyxoo> Where is everyone from?
<Kelly> minnesnowta
<Bunny> afghanistan
<whiterider> The Arcit Circle
<whiterider> *Arctic
<Kelly> hehee
<Bunny> Arctit
<Bunny> TIT
<whiterider> TIT!
<Kelly> TIT
<whiterider> XD
<Kelly> TIT TIT TIT TIT
<ooxlilyxoo> How old is everyone?
<ooxlilyxoo> lol
<whiterider> TITTIESECHS!!!!!
<Bunny> TIT
<Kelly> HAHAHHAA YOU SAYD SECHES
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<Kelly> SECHS
=-= Hunter240x is now known as Hunt-brb
<whiterider> HAHAHA YOU HAVE TITS!!
<Kelly> HAHHA NO I DONT
<Kelly> wait
<whiterider> TIIIIIIITS!!!!!
<Bunny> HUnter went for a hand shandy after all the TITSECHS talk
<whiterider> >:)
<Kelly> tittieeeeees
<Bunny> dirty
<Kelly> lol
<ooxlilyxoo> Ok it's dead... stop
<Kelly> no
<whiterider> No
<Kelly> titties are never dead
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<Kelly> tititititititititit
<Bunny> titties
<Bunny> or tits
<Bunny> or titsicles?
<Bunny> hmmm
* whiterider tittiehugs Bunny and Kelly
<Kelly> woohoo!
<whiterider> TITTYTITTYTITTYTITTY!!!
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<whiterider> XD
<whiterider> IT WORKED!!
<Bunny> oops
<ooxlilyxoo> I don't blame you flutternothing
<whiterider> Why are we talking about tits again?

* Chrysophylax fondles Binkbonk
<Chrysophylax> err
* Chrysophylax fondles missangelica
<missangelica> rofl!
<Chrysophylax> had a slip there

* Arch drops it fast, swallows the cookie whole, then pics up star and runs off with her
* VidTheKid streaks
* Tigerlilley puts up the discoball
* VidTheKid puts on skates and rollerstreaks
* GreenStraws (GreenStraw@mts2-A88E98C0.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #social
* Tigerlilley slaps VidTheKids ass as he goes past
<VidTheKid> weeheehee!
<GreenStraws> Hah. What did I walk in on?
* JohnBrehaut1 (JohnB@mts2-28E2049C.dialup.optusnet.com.au) has joined #social
<JohnBrehaut1> I am so sore. :(
<Hunter240x> a party GreenStraws
* VidTheKid is rollerstreaking. there is a disco ball in service.
<Hunter240x> was Tigerlilley slapping your ass too John?

<GreenStraws> Well, I suppose you could be looking at a flower, right?
<longdaysend> what? i never said i wanted to de-flower anyone
<longdaysend> ..
<longdaysend> i read that wrong
<GreenStraws> ...
<GreenStraws> Right.
<Shadow_lily_829> ?
<GreenStraws> I meant the flower. You know the pink ones?
<GreenStraws> Oh shit.
<GreenStraws> THis is hopeless.

<GreenStraws> Chad. I am quite aware of the mail anatomy, thank you.
<GreenStraws> *male
<Tigerlilley> hehe mail
<GreenStraws> letters dont have genitals.. Last time I checked anyway.

<djones|sims> white smells
* whiterider (onoes@mts2-EF7A9ABB.winn.cable.ntl.com) has joined #social
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa whiterider whiterider
* djones|sims was kicked by whiterider (of roses)
<&whiterider> :D
* &whiterider is teh psychic

<jhd1189> This girl sat down next to me this morning and whipped out this disgusting sandwich that must have been, like... spinach and garlic, and she started ATTACKING it (eating doesn't describe the way she consumed it), and I can still smell it... the scent is following me.
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> ROFL.
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> That was fantastic.
<jhd1189> And then she pulled out this thermos of something, and started schlurping it, and I was basically as far out of my chair as I could physically be without getting up.
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> I read it aloud to my mother, and she giggled.
<jhd1189> Haha
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> Where was this..?
<jhd1189> My chem lecture
<jhd1189> Yes, she basically opened up a restaurant for herself during chemistry
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> o.O Why was she eating..?
<jhd1189> I have no idea...
<jhd1189> It clearly wasn't breakfast food
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> Rofl. My mom's like "Yeah, Ill have some sulfuric acid on that sandwich, please."
<jhd1189> And the sandwich looked *old*... it was soggy o_O
<dj|MarsVolta> thats teh acid

<frazzmeister> I read 'glittery gay spankey' then 'gliettry monkey spunk'
<GSMnanny> *proud!
<frazzmeister> *glittery
<glittysupermonkey> lol
<glittysupermonkey> lmao in fact
<GSMnanny> hehehe
<glittysupermonkey> dirty mind frazz!
<frazzmeister> yes.
<GSMnanny> reeeally dirrrty!
<frazzmeister> I can't help but think glittery spunk would be pretty....
<glittysupermonkey> lol
<glittysupermonkey> it probably would...
* GSMnanny shuts GSM's ears
*** glittysupermonkey is now known as emspp
<emspp> oh lord, first the huuuge boobies, and now the glittery spunk
<frazzmeister> and at least you could see where its gone... its bad searching a freinds curtains for what you need to clean off....
* GSMnanny faints
* emspp giggles
<emspp> I don't know
<emspp> glitter is a pain to get off
<GSMnanny> tell me!I clean up GSM's mess!
<frazzmeister> I doubt they'd mind glittery curtains,.. its just spunky curtains people seem to have a problem with....

* SilentPsycho sighs.
<SilentPsycho> Of all the times for Lethe to not be here.
<SilentPsycho> I found something she might find amusing.
<SilentPsycho> http://www.amazon.com/Banks-Lethe-James-L-Grant/dp/1600760511/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/102-5312459-8775337?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1185369171&sr=8-1
<SilentPsycho> But alas, Lethe is not here, so we cannot annoy her by making innuendos out of the title 'On the Banks of Lethe'
<FurryPanda> comment: dot dot dot

<tmm> big poofy hair
<Cazzy-Tchan> i'm so glad you gave me that exciting piece of rivetting knowledge, tmm, i couldn't possibly have lived without it :) ;)

* JK11 pokes whiterider with a hamburger
* Greenie gives JK some fries with that.
* Delphy decapitates JK with a slice of pickle
* Delphy then eats his burger and fries

<Chocolate> Arg, I'm freezing
<Cream_Puff> Why?
<Cream_Puff> Baker put you in the freezer?