MTS2 Quotes Database

<Lethe> gay sex doesn't actually do it for me
<renske> it sort of turns me on. some of it. when the dudes arent all GROWL and BEARRR
<Chii> now cry... CRY like you've never cried...... before

<Frenchie> Chii, did Renske fondle you?
<Chii> Can i check?
<renske> i leave MARKS?

[16:04] <Database> looks like he has a tiny penis.
[16:04] * writingemmy clicks the deny button

<xBeccarawrx> how do u becom a mod :S
<daluved1> You have to beg and plead and sell your soul
<xBeccarawrx> lol
<Qbuilderz> Then willingly be delphys slave
<daluved1> And tell them what panties you wear
<daluved1> it's very degrading
<xBeccarawrx> O_O
<Qbuilderz> Yesterday he refilled my water bowl, dal, how about you?
<xBeccarawrx> lol
<daluved1> Nope
<daluved1> But I did get a little piece of bread
<Qbuilderz> :O Substance! Not fair!
<Qbuilderz> Oh shit
<xBeccarawrx> O______O
* Qbuilderz must keep his voice down
<daluved1> They can hear us Q!
<xBeccarawrx> O:
<daluved1> Remember, Delphy always keeps a spare hard drive at the ready
<xBeccarawrx> XD
<daluved1> Oh it's not funny
<daluved1> He once killed a guy
<daluved1> with a hard drive
<Qbuilderz> I was there! It was intense
<Qbuilderz> wait...
<Qbuilderz> deja vu?
<daluved1> Yus :P

<Qbuilderz> Right now I am just gonna play around with it, though. When my parents come home soon we are beginning my birthday stuff
<Delphy> Oh when is your birthday?
<Qbuilderz> Today :P
<Delphy> Oh, Happy Birthday!
<Delphy> Here, have a dot ---> .
<Delphy> If you zoom in REAL close you'll see the outlines of a box containing a box with a dot that if you zoom into that is another box that has a PSP in it
<Qbuilderz> Woo! Thanks :D

<Frenchie> That's what I'd call a biscuit http://www.continentalbakeries.com/files/producten/popup_biscuit20fourre.jpg
<CN> well thank you
<HystericalParoxysm> That's a cookie.
<whiteybook> Indeed, Frenchie
<Loaf> frenchie - yes. those are biscuits.
<SilentPsycho> That's a biscuit
<Loaf> cookies are totally different >=[
<CN> those are bolachas, you bunch of ignorants!
<HystericalParoxysm> No, no.
<HystericalParoxysm> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BWRua5l70j4/R09sb6OOIGI/AAAAAAAAA2E/nbolyhhY7wg/s1600-R/biscuit1.JPG THOSE are some motherfucking BISCUITS
<whiteybook> Cookies come solely from Maryland
<Frenchie> Or any of those: http://www.refreshmentshop.co.uk/images/elite_magnum.jpg
<SilentPsycho> HP, those are cookies.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... no they're not...
<whiteybook> Those look like rock cakes to me
<HystericalParoxysm> They're not sweet at all
<Loaf> those look like macaroons, HP
<Frenchie> Same, Whitie. Rock cakes...
<HystericalParoxysm> ...... rock... cakes?
<HystericalParoxysm> WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE DWARVES?

<frazzmeister> If I ever get to name a planet for some utterly unimaginable totally fucked up post appocalyptic insane reason, I'm totally calling it Urmumsanus.

<Database> It's a fairly common fetish, apparently.
<Database> If somewhat painful.
<elpemmy> gearstick sex or car crash fetish?
<HystericalParoxysm> Jesus christ this chat is way too educational
<HystericalParoxysm> In the WORST way
<Database> One of the main reasons I like it here, HP XD
<Database> The shit I learn from you guys.
<Database> Some of it's actually useful.
<HystericalParoxysm> And some of it makes you completely unable to ever look at a pineapple the same way again.

<WhoreDal> I call by boob Bob and Bob, Jr.
<WhoreDal> *boobs
<Davey> So your boobs look like this
<Davey> Oo

<Escand> well I'm a make ze ultimate eye pack.
<Escand> but nothing really new.
<Escand> I mean how many eyes do you guys need?
<Leesester> two
<LadyFrontbum> A MAJILLION!
<LadyFrontbum> contacts anyway
<whiterider> Three, if you have kids..
<Leesester> indeed
<Leesester> in the back of the head
<Leesester> Use a peggy hair and you can see through the gap

[23:40] <SirEmino> womanhood = priceless
[23:40] <Sparkle> For everything else, there's Mastercard

<Gannon> anyone intersted in a project
<Gannon> a victorian manor
<Gannon> with a basment with a shrine to hell
<Gannon> the devil
<Gannon> Anyone have a devil worshipping shrine i can borrow
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh sure
<DaveyDaVinci> Let me go grab it
<DaveyDaVinci> It's right next to my stairway to heaven
<DaveyDaVinci> And the pot of gold I mugged off of that leprechaun

<elpemmy> We were told at the beginning of the year "Your hair stays the colour it is right now for the WHOLE YEAR" so many people have died it's ridiculous.

<SickPsycho> Lethe, PC is on the route to recovery! :D
<Lethe> wooooooo
<SickPsycho> Tech Guy discovered what might have been causing my problem.
<Renske> haii
<Renske> ooh ooh did he short out your circuits?
<Renske> hm?
<SickPsycho> :P
* Lethe snorts
<Renske> poked his screw driver in your case?
* SickPsycho pushes Renske back into the gutter where she belongs
<Renske> hm?
<Renske> :D
<Lethe> plugged your sockets
<Renske> i make this gutter look good.
<SickPsycho> :P
<SickPsycho> Nahh, he just discovered the minor fact that my PC core was running at 88 Degrees.
<Lethe> but his sata in your hard drive
<Lethe> power up your cpu
<Renske> ah you were so hot you really needed a good fanning?
<SickPsycho> Yep. ;P
<Renske> :D
<Djones> fannying
<Renske> THANK you.
<Djones> Quite welcome.
<Lethe> this conversation, had by three women
<Lethe> would make people over at slashdot die in a pool of geeky orgasm
<SickPsycho> Heheheh
<Lethe> we wield such power

<missangelica> And who is the poor, unfortunate soul that will get to be Jar Jar?
<Djones> Deejar deejar knows that yous is deejars friend!
<Loaf> i will dump you if you ever do that in my presence
<Loaf> just so you know.
<Djones> Totally reasonable.

<jhd1189> A bacon, egg and cheese McGriddle? EXCELLENT
<Misty> I'd eat that.
<CalmFish> Would be a monster hit
<HystericalParoxysm> Man. "I'd eat that" and "Would be a monster hit" blended together in my brain to "I'd hit that!" and I was wondering when Misty suddenly became a food fetishist.
<jhd1189> Giving new meaning to their ad campaign "I'm lovin' it"

<Renske> *sigh* i want to pimp my bike now.
<Renske> but i cant because i just bought a winter goat and new jeans
<Renske> *coat
<Renske> i dont have room for a goat
<whiteybook> Is a winter goat different from a summer goat?
<Renske> i think it's warmer?
<Renske> thicker.
<Renske> even thicker than a regular goat.
<frazzmeister> THICK GOAT
<Renske> and goats are quite thick anyway.
<whiteybook> How do you know how warm it is? -.0
<Renske> D:
<Renske> fyi, my new goat is really nice.
<Renske> COAT DAMMIT

* daluved1 has joined
<daluved1> So mcdonalds has these awesome straws that change color when you drink out of them
<whiterider> Normal straws change colour when you drink through them
<daluved1> BUT
<whiterider> WHUT WHUT
<daluved1> these turn blue powerade to pink...powerade
<daluved1> SO HA
<HystericalParoxysm> Do they change everything to pink powerade? Like if you're drinking sprite, suddenly WHOA it's pink powerade?
<whiterider> They're still not as good as Cadbury's straws, aka chocolate fingers
<whiterider> Have you ever bitten both ends off a chocolate finger then sucked milk through it?
<HystericalParoxysm> Is anyone else confused, and aroused?
<daluved1> This is the most amazing straw
<daluved1> I'll never throw it away
<daluved1> EVER
<whiterider> Also does it work backwards, so the pink powerade backwash turns back into Sprite?
<daluved1> yes

* renske hugs silent and inquires about the state of the hot tub
<SilentPsycho> Hot tub is working and is awesome. :)
<SilentPsycho> The problems with it were all due to limescale.
<renske> .. limescale.
<renske> also why were there limescales in your hot tub?
<renske> do you mix the cocktails in there?
<whiterider> :D
<renske> a hot tub full of mojito....
<renske> mm
<whiterider> Limescale forms naturally wherever hard water is. It's not related to citrus fruit :P
<renske> ...
<renske> OH.
<renske> derrrrrp
<SilentPsycho> XD
<HystericalParoxysm> ahahahaa
<renske> well i dont care i still like my idea better.

<Sheldrake> Then I should be a fucking genious!
<Sheldrake> genius*
<whiterider> Reason 1: Irony is fun :D
<Sheldrake> How is that ironic?

<porkypine> What are people working on? I FINALLY got my game fixed! Mainly by getting a 2 terabyte drive and completely rebuilding my OS. :0)
<HystericalParoxysm> I've mostly been squashing stupid sparkly shit in TS3.
<porkypine> You no like sparklies? lol
<HystericalParoxysm> I don't like stupid flashy game effects that really give me no additional information.
<HystericalParoxysm> Like the random puff of sparkles when you do any social interaction.
<porkypine> Wouldn't it be funny if sparklies effectgs affected us in real life? lol
* Sparklycookie has joined #social
<Sparklycookie> Oh god

<whiterider> lol. I'm ill. I'm allowed to be a bitch this evening. Sorry :p
* armiel makes whitey some nice hot blueberry soup
<heaven> Blueberry soup???
<Jaguwar> blueberry soup???? Really???
<Jaguwar> sniped! LOL
<ForeverCamp> BLUEBERRY SOUP?!
* ForeverCamp is mindblown
<armiel> is good, healthy, and good when you are ill
<armiel> could you guys yell any louder?
<whiterider> You... blueberry?
<missroxor> blueberry?!

<Kelly> Owwie. I hurt right behind my right boob...
<Kelly> I was going to say my heart hurts... but that's not where my heart is.
<Kelly> lol
<kathy> lmao
<Kelly> Shaddap.

[02:31] simon007: how do I download celebrites?
[02:31] * missangelica blinks.
[02:32] missangelica: It's not the year 3000... ;p
[02:32] * HystericalParoxysm giggles.

[23:23] enjeru: *pokes angilica's side* yeah. :P
[23:23] missangelica: angilica does not exist so you are poking air. ;p
[23:24] enjeru: then what am i actually poking? oO
[23:24] missangelica: the air around you
[23:24] enjeru: so... the air has boobies?
[23:25] missangelica: in your world, enjeru. in your world.
[23:26] enjeru: Iiiim just gonna go beforeI get myself into more problems.
[23:26] enjeru: oh! I meant angelica
[23:26] missangelica: haha ;p
[23:26] Flash3389: what mod?
[23:26] enjeru: *pinches angelica's butt* BYE! *runs off*
[23:26] *** enjeru has signed off IRC (Quit: modthesims2.com).
[23:27] missangelica: ...
[23:27] Flash3389: lol
[23:27] TBGL: lol