MTS2 Quotes Database

[13:36] <Stormy> see I am old enough to be your mother!
[13:36] <ChocolateCake> Mom!? =o
[13:36] <Stormy> Winston!
[13:36] <ChocolateCake> OMG!

* Greenie|CanSpellTongue coughs up the fuzz stuck in her mouth.
* frazzmeister read fuzz as frazz.
* Greenie|CanSpellTongue would wonder what the hell was going on if Frazz was stuck in her mouth...

<SirTeatime> whitey, i dint speak english as first language, unlike you :p
<Greenie> **didnt
<SirTeatime> and that is directed to JB and greenie too
<white|breakfast> Who said english was my first language?
<SirTeatime> me?
<JohnBrehaut1> Crying was my first :P
<JohnBrehaut1> As many babies do.
<SirTeatime> crying is not a recognised language
<white|breakfast> Yes it is
<Greenie> You have obviously not been around children much.
<JohnBrehaut1> see.....
<white|breakfast> Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh clearly means I WANT xxxxxx NOW!!!
<Greenie> Its totally a language.
<white|breakfast> Whereas *hiccup* *sob* means I'm tired ;_;
<SirTeatime> ...
<JohnBrehaut1> or WUAWUAWAAAAAAAAA! means I did xxxx!
<Greenie> And more of a WYAAAHHHHHHH means ow that fucking hurt.
<white|breakfast> pwned, Emi

<Jessica> you dont even miss me when im gone!
* Jessica pouts
<BeneLeftNouk> ye sI do
<Jessica> wb SP
<BeneLeftNouk> I leave you special messages
<BeneLeftNouk> like: are you awake?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: are you here?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: w00t!
<SilentPsycho> and: are you sane?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: I ated the cookie
<SilentPsycho> and: are you naked?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: marry meh
<BeneLeftNouk> and: I cheated on you with ChocolateCake srry thx
<SilentPsycho> and: do you want to know I'm naked?
<ChocolateCake> Noukeh! D:
<HP|Gin> You cheated on me with Jessica and cheated on Jessica with ChocolateCake?!
* HP|Gin sobs.
* HP|Gin is heartbroken.
<BeneLeftNouk> omg she's here
<BeneLeftNouk> now i'm screwed
<SilentPsycho> HP's had a little too much gin..

<Delphy> make me stuffs!!!
<Delphy> that I'll never use!
* Tyler makes Delphy some panties.

[20:36] * Claire (Claire@fd-F29D03F2.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #social
[20:36] <Claire> hey
[20:36] <ChocolateCake> Hi Claire.
[20:37] <Claire> hi..lol
[20:37] <Claire> so..
[20:37] <ChocolateCake> Tits.
[20:38] <Claire> ?
[20:38] <ChocolateCake> Yeah.
[20:38] <Claire> .....
[20:38] <ChocolateCake> :)
[20:39] * Claire (Claire@fd-F29D03F2.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User )

<Longdaysend> Loafie: you around or did you finally pluck up the courage to get food?
<ChaoticNihilist> and then...
<ChaoticNihilist> the room went deadly silent, waiting and waiting for loafie's response
<ChaoticNihilist> while each one watched their own porns
<ChaoticNihilist> don't tell me it's just me.
<ChaoticNihilist> and i say 5:30pm is already time for porn.
<ChaoticNihilist> awwww odo must be one of the cutest aliens EVAH
<Database> ... Alien porn?
<Longdaysend> :P
<Longdaysend> only the best for our CN

<Lethe> well, we *do* talk a lot about boobs
<Lethe> maybe he feels left out
<Lethe> he has none, and he doesn't like to play with them like most heterosexuals
<HystericalParoxysm> We occasionally talk about wang too though.
<Lethe> so it's like sitting at a party where people talk about football all the time
<jhd1189> boobs = football?
<Lethe> yes
* jhd1189 wonders how Lethe plays sports
<Lethe> i'm being deep today
<Lethe> no , you see
<Lethe> i don't play football, i don't like football
<Lethe> if people talk about it at a party, i get bored
<Lethe> ergo
<Lethe> if we talk about boobs
<Lethe> viro gets bored
<Lethe> *insert more latin*
<jhd1189> I don't think I've ever seen ergo and boobs in the same sentence. Well done.

Canoodle> You can get banned for acting 12.
* leesester shuts up
<Canoodle> Man..that was a conversation killer. I thought it was funny,
<Qbuilderz> Hahaha
<infrance> So why don't people get tolded off for lying about there age but then they become 13
<elpemmy> because the didn't make it obvious enough to be badly behaved anyway
<elpemmy> I didn't act like a boob
<elpemmy> crap
<elpemmy> *noob
<Loaf> :P
<Longdaysend> nice slip there ems

[19:44] <Longdaysend> i'm a moon
[19:45] <Longdaysend> ...this only further proves my point
[19:45] <Longdaysend> *moron

[03:53] <Cazzy> what's fable, lethemonster?
[03:53] <frazzmeister> game
[03:53] <Cazzy> i gathered that :P
[03:53] <frazzmeister> well its...fable
[03:54] <&Lethe> issa game
[03:54] <frazzmeister> see.
[03:54] <Cazzy> but where do you get it? i'd never heard of it before
[03:54] <djones> shops
[03:54] <Cazzy> what do you do with it?
[03:54] <frazzmeister> highly scientific explanations here.
[03:54] <frazzmeister> play it
[03:54] <&Lethe> you play it, sweety

<ABCRic> lol anyway.
<ABCRic> do you prefer rofl?
<ABCRic> lol, rofl, lmao
<ABCRic> roflmao
<frazzkitteh> laughing your fingers off would be appreciated.

<somuchfun> have you seen the posts by imoz95 - shes going on a bit
<HystericalParoxysm> Complaining about yourself complaining. that's a new one.
<SirEmino> lol
<somuchfun> huh??
<HystericalParoxysm> Strangely enough, we know you -are- imoz95, somuchfun.
<HystericalParoxysm> You have the exact same hostmask and you were here just a short time ago.
<somuchfun> no, why would you say that!!
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:30] * imoz95 (imoz95@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:55] * somuchfun (somuchfun@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Same exact hostmask.
<SirEmino> you should've bold that part
<HystericalParoxysm> Playing dumb is only funny when you're -playing-.
<somuchfun> no, that must be my twin - we share laptops
<SirEmino> next we will probably heard it was his sister
<SirEmino> omg
<SirEmino> lol
<escand> that is precious
<SirEmino> just as i typed that

<SilentPsycho> I keep seeing adverts for 'The Asda Story' online game about, and they make me giggle.
<SilentPsycho> The Asda Story: A tale of advenutre, romance, and our low low prices!
<cthru> hehehheh!
<SilentPsycho> Kill monsters while exploring our range of organic goods, and if there's a difference in the price between here and elsewhere, we'll pay the difference!
<SilentPsycho> That's Asda Price

<hwkemmy> and now I've lost my notes
<hwkemmy> hrmph
<hwkemmy> brb
<Delphy> Oh sorry that was me
* Delphy regurgitates them
<hwkemmy> ooh, found them!
<hwkemmy> okay, bad timing
<hwkemmy> XD

<Zicon> Bouncy meat? =/
<Stormwench> I was trying to avoid that direction...
<Panda> lol
<Panda> try it
<Panda> works in many cafeterias
<Panda> buy a hot god, throw it from shoulder height, release when arm is at chest height
<Panda> itll bounce
<Panda> *dog
<Panda> DOG!
<Stormwench> you can buy Hot Gods!!
<Stormwench> hope they take visa

* Dark_horse_spirit (Dark_horse@AD7D5375.D6D57B33.D610AA3D.IP) has joined #social
<Dark_horse_spirit> can any one tell me how to kill a sim...
<Dark_horse_spirit> this sime follows me around picking fights all day
<Dark_horse_spirit> It's very anoying
<Jon|WoW> No clue.
<Dark_horse_spirit> everywhere I go there is this sim wanting to fight..my character is a wimp, so he always loses..
<Delphy|Out> I got the new dashboard earlier
<Delphy|Out> It's... ok... I'm glad they kept the blades interface on the xbox button though
<Delphy|Out> Dark_horse_spirit: Err, the usual way?
<Dark_horse_spirit> I would hate to start a new game as this one has been running for a while
<Delphy|Out> Pause and enclose them in walls
<Delphy|Out> Or there are various objects you can get to kill sims
<Dark_horse_spirit> likw what..I'd love to budgeon this one with an axe
<Delphy|Out> Somebody has probably done an axe :)
<Dark_horse_spirit> or blow it's head clean off it's shoulders
<Dark_horse_spirit> or maybe hire a hitsim..
<Jon|WoW> Dude, you need to go outside and run around or something. All this negative energy is bad for your health.
<Dark_horse_spirit> ya I think that your right..see ya later..
* Dark_horse_spirit has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<curlybap> ...
<Delphy|Out> lol
<Delphy|Out> Jon 1, newbie 0
<Bubo> lol

[20:36] * Chii gives Bubo a semi see-through bra. :)
[20:36] <Bubo1> yay!
[20:37] <Bubo1> now wtf am i goinng to do with a bra?
[20:37] <&HystericalParoxysm> Tie it around your head and pretend you're a fly?
[20:37] <Bubo1> ooh
[20:37] <Bubo1> BUZZ
[20:37] <Bubo1> BUZZZZZZZZZ
[20:37] <Bubo1> BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

<whiterider> http://infinitejestchallenge.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> ...
<AnthonyRappluver> does that link involve reading?
<whiterider> no, it's a jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> A PICTURE!
<AnthonyRappluver> is it a pic of a cookie?
<whiterider> I suppose telling you to read the url would be overly optimistic.

* tek is now known as twat
<Chii> Master?

[13:29] <Delphy> Dont get *tight* boxers
[13:29] <Delphy> Get loose ones
[13:29] <Delphy> Even if you have to go up a size
[13:29] <Djones> tight underwear can lower the sperm count.
[13:29] <Delphy> Sperm production is dependant on the heat of the scrotum
[13:29] <Delphy> Which is why it's OUTSIDE the body
[13:30] <Delphy> It needs slightly cooler temperatures to actually produce optimum amounts of Ren's favourite dish.
[13:30] <Renske> wait what?
[13:30] <Renske> shrimp come out of your penis?
[13:30] <Delphy> EWWW
[13:30] <Delphy> OH GOD NO
[13:31] <HystericalParoxysm> Dude you're gonna give him nightmares.
[13:31] <Delphy> Little feelers poking out your wanghole
[13:31] <Delphy> slowly coming out
[13:31] <HystericalParoxysm> He's gonna dream about those scary monster shrimp onna stick with the legs and eyes shooting out of his wang.
[13:31] <Delphy> then out comes an eye
[13:31] <Database> Aaaaaaaargh.
[13:31] <HystericalParoxysm> Making crunching noises...
[13:31] * Database closes legs quickly.
[13:31] <Database> GAH STOP IT
[13:31] <Delphy> But the kicker is
[13:31] * Database is terrified. Fascinated, but terrified.
[13:31] <Delphy> When it comes out, you have an shrimpgasm
[13:32] <HystericalParoxysm> You squirt cocktail sauce after it?
[13:32] <HystericalParoxysm> GET IT. COCKtail sauce???
[13:32] <Delphy> ...
[13:32] <Database> hur hur hur
[13:32] <Renske> yes. yes, i got it. i laughed. leave me alone.
[13:32] <Delphy> Here, have the iphone app
[13:33] <Renske> PA DUM TISH

*** Loaf has joined #social
<NotLoaf> ...
<NotLoaf> WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
<NotLoaf> I AM LOAF. GET THE FUCK OUT
<Dj> GHOST KILL GHOST KILL
<NotLoaf> I CAN'T NO NICKSERV OH GOD
<NotLoaf> WHO THE FUCK
<Dj> No nickserv? ZOMG. Emergency.
<missangelica> If you're not loaf, who are you? :o
<curlybap> LOAF
<NotLoaf> WHO THE FUCK IS CHEATING ME OUT OF MY FUCKING NAME GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
* curlybap prods Loaf with a stick
<curlybap> i mean
<curlybap> notlaof
<The_French_Sim> Loafie, they have the same hostmask as you :p
<curlybap> loaf
<curlybap> LOL
<Dj> snrk.
<NotLoaf> ...
<NotLoaf> what the shit?
<Dj> Its you.
<NotLoaf> how the fuck?
* The_French_Sim rubs Loafie... calm down Loaf, calm down.
<curlybap> or rather
<curlybap> it's Not you.
<The_French_Sim> You may be running two instances of XChat?
<NotLoaf> how the hell did i just re-join...?
<Dj> This has the potential for epic win, or epic fail.
<NotLoaf> but i'm not!
<NotLoaf> OH GOD I AM CONFUSE

<HystericalParoxysm> But if it makes ya feel any better, D got in the parts for your new PC. :)
<whiterider> Now we just have to get him out again

<Angel> hello
<frazzmeister> hihiangel
<frazzmeister> plusspace
<frazzmeister> ...myspacebarisbeingmean fixed it...
<Angel> hi Frazz
<Angel> lol

frazzmeister> i cant beleaive the shit i can do when i cant tell fingers from my clit