MTS2 Quotes Database

<longdaysend> i think my nuts are going to start dropping soon

<Loaf> ouch
<Chii> awww
<Loaf> Chii, shut it! you're getting on my tits
<Longdaysend> ...
* djones curls up beneath a loafie's feet, steals korma
* Longdaysend wishes she was chii right about now
* Chii wishes Longdaysend back with a motherfucker

* &HystericalParoxysm (Hysterical@get.offa.my.lawn) Quit ([irc.fluffy-demons.net] Local kill by HystericalParoxysm (FUCK OFF))
* HystericalParoxysm (Hysterical@get.offa.my.lawn) has joined #social
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa HystericalParoxysm HystericalParoxysm
* HystericalParoxysm is now known as LOLIDIOT
<&LOLIDIOT> ...
<&LOLIDIOT> THAT WAS NOT A GHOST

<frazzmeister> oh,....... fuck,... I was telling my spanish speaking friend about what frenchie said,.... and she said ""Happy new anus" is always the best way to welcome in the new year in Spain
<frazzmeister> and now I have images of fireworks cominh out of goatse in my mind
<frazzmeister> pleas kill me.

<djones> photo, this is #social
<djones> we have diploma's in mocking
<photo> I've noticed
<djones> we mock everything, we always have
<photo> :P
<photo> You're bordering on mean right now though.
<TFZmobie> But you don't have a diploma in apostrophe management

<Jon|GTAIV> I crashed, flew through the windshield, then the car rolled over me and I died. :(
<frazzmeister> fun
<frazzmeister> shoulda worn a seatbelt :p
<Greenie> ...
<Greenie> harsh.
<frazzmeister> indeed
* Greenie has quit (Quit: nap. i feel sick. bleh.)
<Jon|GTAIV> I just ran over a group of nuns
<frazzmeister> win

<Jon> I did recolours like...4 years ago.
<tdog69> ah
<Jon> recolors*
<Jon> NOBODY SAW THAT.

* SilentPsycho tries to imagine what America would be like if the British won the War of Independance
* Frenchie wants to draw an American if the English had won that war
<Liz> Otherwise I'd spell things like "Colour" and "favourite"
<Liz> And that is just retarded.
<Database> They'd know what "tea" is, and they'd like it.
<Frenchie> No burgers. Crumpets instead.
<Liz> I like tea.
<Frenchie> Helmets with teacups on the side
<HystericalParoxysm> I know what tea is. I like tea.
<HystericalParoxysm> I even put milk in non-fruit varieties.
<Database> They'd also eat REAL PANCAKES
<Renske> and they'd all play CRICKET
<Database> wait, was it pancakes that Americans have completely differently?
<Liz> DB, you mean crepes?
<Liz> Because we eat crepes too. We just call them crepes.
<Delphy> I have to teach you something
<Delphy> it's not "Real"
<Delphy> its' PROPER
<Database> Oh, true.
<Delphy> when you say "England has XXX something, it's always PROPER something
<Delphy> like PROPER CRICKET
<Database> Delphy: You are absolutely correct. I will endeavour to correct this in future.
<Database> But I like my flat pancakes!
<SilentPsycho> Proper Football as well.
<Database> We also have PROPER WEATHER
<Database> (and PROPER STEREOTYPES)
<HystericalParoxysm> Fuck your thin sad pancakes, Database.
<HystericalParoxysm> No, wait, you CAN'T fuck them because they're all flat and sad and non-fluffy.
<Renske> roll em up, and then fuck em
<HystericalParoxysm> You want a REAL pancake you can fuck, roll up a nice PROPER American pancake. It's soft and fluffy and will make your dick SO HAPPY
<Delphy> Ok so we went from the civil war to fucking pancakes
<Delphy> in 5 mins
<Delphy> gg social

<SilentPsycho> Go play with slave, frazzy. :P
<frazzmeister> hes frunk too!
<frazzmeister> mr fraaz mum say please dont be sickk yinnthere
<frazzmeister> !
<frazzmeister> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!111111?
<SilentPsycho> Ahh, the mother's there
<frazzmeister> it oftens uds
<frazzmeister> we go way for a hilemonday ngiht
<frazzmeister> but it doenst take hint weel
<frazzmeister> often inteuprfpt ficujking
<frazzmeister> funny.
<SilentPsycho> Just stick a sign on the door - Do Not Disturb
<frazzmeister> we dont plan ahead
<frazzmeister> oh, you look hot
<frazzmeister> !sod o you!
<frazzmeister> ok lets ficuk!

<Longdaysend> i know, it costs money. if they charged you penises that would be creepy

<SilentPsycho> Online translators can be very weird, especially if you forget to change the languages and translate something from Engliah to English
<SilentPsycho> Lost Chicken apparently translates to Absent Infant.

<Loaf> if i could interner-order at home, i'd have my orgasm right here and now ><

[19:42] * cthru would ask you WHAT you were doing under the desk
[19:43] <cthru> but I can imagine :P
[19:43] <cthru> catching a peeeeen
[19:43] <cthru> *pen that is

<cthru> OH, when will it be updated?? I was reading the qb yesterday
<cthru> the whole qdb, I'm sooo silly
<cthru> :/
<Lethe|worky> as soon as we can blinky delphy so much
<Lethe|worky> delphy will go and do it
<Lethe|worky> isn't that right, delphy
<Lethe|worky> delphy doesn't seem to be responding
<cthru> delphy will certainly do it since you asked ;)
<Lethe|worky> I hope nothing is wrong with delphy
<cthru> delphy might be busy D:
<Lethe|worky> delphy could very well be busy
* Delphster snickers

<Greenie> Im supposed to go to Hollywood tomorrow. To see a German/Latin/French/CountryWestern/Polka/Jazz fusion thing.
<Greenie> It sounds horrible. D:
<Database> :/
<elpemmy> Yeah, it does...
<daluved1> indeed
<Greenie> I dont even get it.
<Greenie> How can you mix those things.
<Greenie> Its like trying to cross apples and ceiling fans to get a new type of lampshade.

<frazzmeister> right, i should shutup
<frazzmeister> ...er *shutdown
<frazzmeister> ...
<Sparkle> LOL
<frazzmeister> I'm fucked, aren't I?
<Sparkle> Yep.
<Sparkle> And quoted.

[13:59] <Qbuilderz> oh god...ohhhh god
[14:00] <Gangreless> We don't need to hear your masturbatory sounds, Q.
[14:00] <Lee|FishLord> ?
[14:00] <Lee|FishLord> heh
[14:00] <Qbuilderz> *goes to PM*

lpemmy Zomg I have a hairbrush down here. Timing has never been so perfect
16:49 elpemmy zones out
16:49 Gangreless oh god
16:49 Database ....
16:49 FurryPanda i read that as "down there" and wondered why you felt the need to share
16:49 Gangreless what.. umm.. what are you doing with the hairbrush?
16:49 Database I am finding that very difficult to not guttermind at XD
16:49 HystericalParoxysm I'm glad we all read that the same way.
16:49 Gangreless Indeed.
16:49 elpemmy What, I jsut got lemonade in my hair.
16:49 Database Yup, we're all pervs. XD
16:49 elpemmy DAMMIT I DIDN@T READ IT LIKE THAT
16:50 Database EMMY STOP YOU'RE NOT HELPING XD
16:50 Gangreless ha
16:50 elpemmy THE HAIR ON MY HEAD I SPILT IT BECAUSE I FAIL AT DRINKING I AM WEARING TROUSERS I PROMISE
16:50 FurryPanda why are you putting lemonade on hair?
16:50 Gangreless haha
16:50 FurryPanda there are far better colorants
16:50 FurryPanda and anyone looking that you want to see it wont notice
16:50 Gangreless Lemon fresh scent?
16:50 elpemmy I spilt it because I fail at drinking and now I won't be able to get it out oh god don't tell me lemonade colours hair because I will hit you if you do
16:51 Gangreless haha, lemons will actually bleach your hair if you leave it on long enough
16:51 elpemmy Must. Brush. It. Out.
16:51 Gangreless No, must -wash- it out.
16:51 elpemmy Though, a bleached streak would be pretty cool.
16:52 elpemmy And it's not real lemonade. It's morrisons crappy cheap fizzy muck.
16:52 Frenchie noms Emmy and goes to bed
16:52 *** Frenchie quit (Quit: Quitte)
16:52 elpemmy Which tastes very nice when mixed with robinsons fruity squash stuff.
16:53 Database Emmy is going to make a great alcoholic. XD
16:53 elpemmy I am? Good to know, I guess.
16:53 Database :P
16:54 elpemmy I can't work out if it's my hair that is sticky or my hand
16:54 Database ... once again, out of context.
16:54 elpemmy Well read the context then, and get over it :P
16:54 Database We're #social. Context is irrelevant whenever we feel like it.

<HystericalParoxysm> I GIVE YOU...
<HystericalParoxysm> VAGINABONG
<HystericalParoxysm> http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=7122000
<whiterider> :/
<Chii> Assume the position£!$~^*$

<Loaf> hrm. need to work out what to do for dinner.
* SilentPsycho gives Loaf some of her roast beef
<Loaf> oooh.... god, that would be good right now
<SilentPsycho> With roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, and gravy. :P
<Loaf> stop that :P
<Loaf> i think i have sweet potatoes to use up :/
<HugeLunatic> my husband put a roast in the crockpot
<Loaf> stop talking about lovely food =[
<Cookiemonster> We're having sweet & sour chicken
* SilentPsycho waves a bar of chocolate under Loaf's nose.
* Database drops http://dailyfoodporn.com into the chat. :3
* Djones just had fish and chips
<SilentPsycho> Oh...oh, oh, oh!
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/java-buttercream-filled-double-chocolate-chip-macadamia-nut-cookie-sandwiches/
* Cookiemonster grabs them out of the picture and noms them
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/hearty-lamb-bolognese-lasagna-with-gooey-mozzarella-creamy-ricotta-and-marinara/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... that looks amazing
<Database> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/date-and-cream-cheese-ice-cream-pine-nut-and-date-blondies-and-balsamic-reduction/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... sigh
<Cookiemonster> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/ <I think I just died a little inside
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/
<HugeLunatic> I love ganache ...
<Loaf> STOP LINKING FOOD PORN TO THE HUNGRY PERSON WHO CAN'T USE THE KITCHEN BECAUSE HOUSEMATES ARE BEING DUCKS
<Loaf> >=[
* Database giggles.
<SilentPsycho> Ducks?
* SilentPsycho giggles.
<Loaf> ...dicks. bah.

<frazzmeister> I have to find a shirt because i need to piss!
<frazzmeister> ...that sounds weird
<frazzmeister> i dont mean i'm going to piss into a shirt
<frazzmeister> i mean there are people unworthy of my boobs between me and the pissing location.
<CookingPsycho> Heheheheh.
<frazzmeister> ...i made ity worse?
<CookingPsycho> :D
<frazzmeister> IM GOING TO URINATE NOW
* CookingPsycho snuggles frazzy
<frazzmeister> ,,i mean going as in relocating to the correct place, not as in i'm actually just going to piss right now in this place and time.
<frazzmeister> ....
<frazzmeister> I should not talk.

<emino|cougartown_> YAY!
<emino|cougartown_> FASTING TIME OVER
<emino|cougartown_> hmm
<emino|cougartown_> food or porn first
<emino|cougartown_> ?
* Lethe|workworkwork blinks
<emino|cougartown_> food
<whiterider> And Emi gets completely into the spirit of ramadan and purity, like a pro

<HystericalParoxysm> DO ANY OF YOU KNOW GEOMETRY
<HystericalParoxysm> EMMY
<HystericalParoxysm> YOU'VE BEEN TO SCHOOL RECENTLY, RIGHT?
<HystericalParoxysm> DO YOU KNOW GEOMETRY
<Frenchie> I know geometry.
<Frenchie> LET ME THROUGH! I'M AN ENGINEER!

<renske> you know, one day i'm going to get to the point where i am convinced i should have a comedy show. i expect you guys to keep me from it.
<Frenchie> Nope
<Frenchie> I'll push you do make it come true
<Frenchie> And it'll be an awesomely silly show with stupid puns
<renske> you could be my punchline-enhancing drummer.
<Frenchie> :D
<renske> and then after the show has ended we can hang out backstage and snort cake off a hooker's ass
<renske> COKE

<HystericalParoxysm> I'm so proud. My kid has learned to say "for fuck's sake"
<Ben> And he's how old?
<HystericalParoxysm> Two and a half.
<Ben> Oh my.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Mr. Paroxysm dies in Infamous 2, my kid goes "For fuck's sake!" and throws his hands up in the air.
<rens|off> lol
<HystericalParoxysm> It sounds more like "fuhh say!" but it's adorable.