MTS2 Quotes Database

* Greenie shoves bradybrad7 into the vat of pudding.
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<Cheeseisevil> He drowned...
<Greenie> Omg!
<Cheeseisevil> MURDERER!

[17:18:15] * dj|darkmatterwang is now known as dj|darkmatterwank
[17:18:23] * dj|darkmatterwank is now known as dj|darkmatterwang
[17:18:29] <dj|darkmatterwang> stop cahnging my nick white
[17:18:43] <&whiterider> Dark matter wank!!!
[17:18:55] <dj|darkmatterwang> your all jealous of my dark mattery spunky goodness
[17:19:13] <&whiterider> I have no need to be jealous, I can get it whwenever I like :D
[17:19:20] * shakazulu vomits
[17:19:22] <dj|darkmatterwang> white has it on mail order
[17:19:29] <&HystericalParoxysm> The texture thing is a biiiiiiiig file but it's one time and then your game is always beautiful.
[17:19:41] <dj|darkmatterwang> the dark matter, not shaks vomit, and i lvoe how hp is calmly ignoring the whole convosation
[17:20:13] <Greenie> Gotta love HP.
[17:20:25] <dj|darkmatterwang> no i don't
[17:20:31] <dj|darkmatterwang> i don't gotta, i jsut do it out of fear
[17:21:08] * HystericalParoxysm changes topic to 'Welcome to #Oblivion, the chat for mudcrabs, mystic elves, and necrophiliac...err, necromancer... err... alchemists... to hang out and talk about where to score some skooma.'
[17:21:27] <Viromancy> if your wang is dark matter, doesn't that mean it's totally invisible, unfindable by any normal means and of interest only to theoreticians?

<HystericalParoxysm> So, um, should I bother getting BV, and for that matter, is ACR updated for it?
<Stormwench> ACR?
<HystericalParoxysm> Autonomous casual romance.
<HystericalParoxysm> One of the coolest hacks evar.
<Stormwench> LOL
<Lollipop_Girl> :D Heh
<SirHoco> Yeah HP, it's probably the best EP so far
<SilentLambKiller> Nahhh, Two Jeff's same-sex pregnancy is better
<HystericalParoxysm> The casual part I don't care so much about - it's the fact that my sims get up to bidness by themselves that amuses me.
<SilentLambKiller> And Risky woohoo
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, I don't do same-sex pregnancies, even with InSIM. I don't tend to have a lot of same-sex couples actually.
<Lollipop_Girl> Ah I like risky woohoo.
<SirHoco> I don't like the same-sex pregnancy, it's not realistic
<Stormwench> dunno - the simpe fo bv has not released yet and due to site issue not many have downloaded it so some people are updating - others can't
<Lollipop_Girl> And I don't do same sex pregnancies
<HystericalParoxysm> Risky woohoo is a part of ACR...
<Stormwench> probably depends on who made it
<HystericalParoxysm> Or at least it can be.
<SilentLambKiller> I think the pregnant males look cute cute!
<HystericalParoxysm> Your sims decide, based on aspiration, relationship, age, and existing children whether they want to try for baby or just woohoo... but you can set it so woohoo is still risky.
<SirHoco> Once I see a pregnant man in real life, then I will consider the same-sex pregnancy
<SilentLambKiller> Heheh
<Lollipop_Girl> I do use the alien impregnation but no male-male pregnancy
<Stormwench> I have met plenty that act pregnant - does that count?
<SirHoco> I don't do alien impregnation either
<SirHoco> No, Stormy :P
<SilentLambKiller> Be slow with me people, I've only just downloaded Insimiator for the first time a couple of days ago. I'm slow, especially where complex hacks are involved.
<SirHoco> I've only had insim for like an hour and then took it out
<SirHoco> It bores me
<Jessica> ok i have a totally unrelated and semi-important question for you guys since i cant make up my mind
* SilentLambKiller introduces SirHoco to Sea horses.
<HystericalParoxysm> I luuurve InSIM.
<HystericalParoxysm> Wouldn't play without it.
<Lollipop_Girl> Aww I love insim
<Lollipop_Girl> Me neither
<SirHoco> Male sea horses don't get pregnant either
<HystericalParoxysm> It's saved my ass so many times.
<SilentLambKiller> Male sea horses are the ones that give birth
<SirHoco> Not exactly
<SirHoco> They just carry the thingies
<HystericalParoxysm> It's more like an aquatic marsupial.
<HystericalParoxysm> Than an actual pregnancy thing.
<SilentLambKiller> The female lays the eggs in the male, his sperm stays inside him.
<Jessica> nm lol
<SirHoco> Hm, that's true I guess
<SirHoco> But I'm talking about humans
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, you still gotta knock up a chick to get pregnant. :P
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<HystericalParoxysm> Otherwise it don't count.
<SilentLambKiller> Does fictional count?
<SilentLambKiller> :P
--- SirHoco is now known as ChocolateCake
<ChocolateCake> Wow, I thought we were talking about being realistic here
<SilentLambKiller> Wait...Does female/female count?
<HystericalParoxysm> Anyway. ACR rules and I should go see if it has a BV version.
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<ChocolateCake> No, females can't do it either
<SilentLambKiller> There's a type of lizard which a female can impregnate another.
<ChocolateCake> HUMANS
<SilentLambKiller> Can't remember the name right now, but there is one.
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<SilentLambKiller> Humans = animals
<Targ> Or the african frogs which can change sex if theres too few of one, made famous by jurassic park
<ChocolateCake> But humans =/= lizards
<SilentLambKiller> There was also the case in which scientist managed to make a rat egg cell think another egg cell was a sperm cell, making it theorectical that in the future this will be available to human lesbians
<Stormwench> or some worms that have both sexes in one body although they cannot mate with themselves
<ChocolateCake> Aw, ACR isn't BV compatible
<HystericalParoxysm> I'll wait then.
<Stormwench> they slide next to each other tail to head so the right organs meet
<ChocolateCake> Ew.
<HystericalParoxysm> Brine shrimp can self-impregnate.
<Stormwench> both come away as mothers and fathers to the other worms babies
* TFS has a headache due to his cold :(
<SilentLambKiller> Do you think we're creeping people out by our knowledge of obscure animal repoduction?
<HystericalParoxysm> Wanna play lions? ^-^

[23:07] <JK11> Bubo's screenshot has a Windows folder with "pr0nz" as the name
[23:08] <Bubo> ?
[23:08] <Bubo> no it doesnt!
[23:08] <JK11> Yes it does
[23:08] <Jessica> did you have to go look at it again bubo? lol
[23:09] <Bubo> yes....
[23:09] <Jessica> lmao
[23:09] <Bubo> where?
[23:09] <JK11> can't you see it?
[23:09] <Bubo> no
[23:09] <JK11> Bah
[23:09] <JK11> you are blinds then
[23:09] <Jessica> bubo....your answer should be "i dont have a folder called pr0nz" or something like that
[23:10] <Jessica> not..."i dont see it"
[23:10] <Bubo> are we loooking at the same pic

<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> I'm watching something called Shark Rebellion.
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> They don't seem to be rebelling yet. Just biting people.
<Cazzy-Tchan> ...is the biting not the rebelling? :s
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> Well, no, that's just being a shark.
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> If they suddenly started making tofu salads and wearing flipflops, that would be rebelling.

<SirEmo> i dont want to be in a relationship anymore
<SirEmo> its a waste of energy
<SirEmo> and time
<SirEmo> and money
<Greenie> For porn.

<DanTycoon> there's no alaskan time zone
<ChocolateCake> They have no time?

* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b meep!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b argh!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b how!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b about!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b we!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b type!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b sentences!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b in!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b bans!*@*
* white|htmPE sets mode: +b no!*@*

<Manga_Moon> Im glad im not on the qdb

<jhd1189> Aychpee is the dirty yang to my wholesome yin
<jhd1189> I let you be yang, because it rhymes with wang.

[05:19] <fway> why do they call "Frosted Flakes", "Frosties"?
[05:19] <fway> What do they call Froot Loops? Frooties?
[05:20] <whiterider> Illiterate Ceral.
[05:20] <whiterider> ..crap

<photo> Shut up Chii
* Chii talks to photo instead

[06:09] <The_French_Sim> Cupid grunts
[06:09] <Longdaysend> funky cunts
[06:09] <Longdaysend> (it was too perfect)
<elpemmy> stupid munts
<The_French_Sim> Lucid mints
<frazzmeister> rapid shunts
<The_French_Sim> Rabid guts
<Longdaysend> vapid cuts
<frazzmeister> sapped mutts
<Longdaysend> zapped nuts
<frazzmeister> (ouch..)
<The_French_Sim> crapped butts
<The_French_Sim> ( D: )
<elpemmy> YOU STOLE MY CRAPPED!

<SirEmino> omg
<SirEmino> you can have sex with unicorns in second life :P
<SirEmino> that is... beyond sick.
<X_x> male or female ones?

<Lethe> dude, aren't you, like, 13
<IMjustKYLE> wtf
<IMjustKYLE> im like 20
<IMjustKYLE> going on 21 three months
* Lethe points to kyle's nick, which screams '13' with every one of it's needlessly capped letters
* curlybap giggles
<IMjustKYLE> ive alway sused this name D:
<IMjustKYLE> it was just me at the time stoned going IM JUST KYLE and then using that
<Lethe> so change it :p
<IMjustKYLE> though I guess seeing as how im an adult and all *rolls eyes* I should just come up with something more mature huh XD
<Lethe> i started out as Lady Something
<Lethe> now look where i am
<IMjustKYLE> ok how about this
* IMjustKYLE is now known as Mr_Kyle
* Lethe chuckles
<Mr_Kyle> does this say im a mature well rounded adult of society...
<Lethe> actually, 'mr kyle' says 'i try to hard to be mature' to me
<Lethe> why not just be Kyle
<Lethe> you're the only kyle here
<Mr_Kyle> hmmm
<Mr_Kyle> I guess that would work
* Mr_Kyle is now known as Kyle
<Kyle> lol
<Lethe> :)
<ems|mesh> I know a guy called Kyle
<ems|mesh> he's an idiot

[21:49] <viromancy> A shiningt twat is a twat that says to the world "I'm loved and cared for"
[21:50] <viromancy> It says, "Treat me right, like the happy twat I am; or the psycho twat-shining bitch I belong to will cut you."

<longdaysend> the last thing i need is another qoute involving me and a sexual connotation

<curlybap> also, that reminds me. how'd your ritual go?
<curlybap> =/
<emspp> Do I want the ritual details? :P
<Lethe|spore> i want ritual details...
<cthru> me too!dunno why
<Tyler> What details? I was naked and touched myself.
<Lethe|spore> oh, since when is that a ritual
<Lethe|spore> they just call that masturbation
<Tyler> rofl
* curlybap chuckles
* emspp giggles
<HystericalParoxysm> Ritual masturbation? Shit, I'm pretty sure at least half of all geeks do that daily.

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<BlueSpurt> Hi
<FurryPanda> hi
<BlueSpurt> :)
<BlueSpurt> Do u have The Sims 2?
<TipsyPsycho> Sims 2? What's that?
<BlueSpurt> xD
<FurryPanda> whats the sims 2?
<BlueSpurt> O.O
<BlueSpurt> A game...
<BlueSpurt> you don't know it
<BlueSpurt> yet you're on the forums?
<FurryPanda> never heard of it
<TipsyPsycho> Nope, I don't like video games
<BlueSpurt> What the hell.
<FurryPanda> what forum?
<BlueSpurt> The Sims 2 forums.
<TipsyPsycho> Forums? I come here for the cybering and boobies.
<FurryPanda> ive never posted there in my life
<BlueSpurt> This chatbox is hosted there, isn't it.
* FurryPanda hands psycho a cyber apple
<TipsyPsycho> Nope. Are you sure you're in the right chat room?
<BlueSpurt> Not sure. :S
<FurryPanda> yeah, its pretty easy to get confused
<BlueSpurt> I went on The Sims 2 website, clicked "Chat" and now I'm here.
<TipsyPsycho> This is Fluffy Demons
<FurryPanda> yep
<BlueSpurt> What's that? :P
<FurryPanda> discussion is purely on the subject of fluffy demons, and when we have permission, /scaly/ demons
<TipsyPsycho> It's a site dedicated to Yiffing
<TipsyPsycho> And Furry fanfiction
<BlueSpurt> Riight. ¬.¬
<FurryPanda> oh my goodness, yes
<TipsyPsycho> And drawings. :)
<BlueSpurt> Well, peace out. xD
<TipsyPsycho> You too. :)
<BlueSpurt> =]
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<TipsyPsycho> MWHAHAHAHAH!
<FurryPanda> LOLZERZ!
<FurryPanda> we are evil

<Lethe> delphy really needs to learn how to spell 'their'
<Loafkitteh> heh. where'd he mix it up this time?
<frazzkitteh> eh, I need to learn to spell usually and mabey and...some othe word i always fuck up....
<frazzkitteh> maybe
<frazzkitteh> tounge
<frazzkitteh> ...toungue
<frazzkitteh> ....
<frazzkitteh> tongue
<ABCRic> loo
<ABCRic> ...lok
<ABCRic> ...lol
<ABCRic> lol.
<Lethe> dude
<frazzkitteh> stupid words! all of them!

[14:50] <jhd1189> The other night, I accidentally texted the word "vagina" to a random woman in Arizona.

<longdaysend> i think my nuts are going to start dropping soon

<Loaf> ouch
<Chii> awww
<Loaf> Chii, shut it! you're getting on my tits
<Longdaysend> ...
* djones curls up beneath a loafie's feet, steals korma
* Longdaysend wishes she was chii right about now
* Chii wishes Longdaysend back with a motherfucker

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<&LOLIDIOT> ...
<&LOLIDIOT> THAT WAS NOT A GHOST

<frazzmeister> oh,....... fuck,... I was telling my spanish speaking friend about what frenchie said,.... and she said ""Happy new anus" is always the best way to welcome in the new year in Spain
<frazzmeister> and now I have images of fireworks cominh out of goatse in my mind
<frazzmeister> pleas kill me.