MTS2 Quotes Database

* djones is now known as kittehdeej
* frazzmeister is now known as frazzkitteh
* The_French_Sim is now known as Le_Chat

<Database> Also, ghey Curly.
<Database> *hey
<Database> THAT G WAS NOT INTENTIONAL.

[11:25pm] [Blake] i can back up my shit.
[11:25pm] [Blake] :)
[11:25pm] [Tig] you should back up your shit, otherwise if there's a crash, you'll lose it all
[11:25pm] [Blake] yeah.
[11:25pm] [Blake] my shits been backed up for years, Tig. :)
[11:25pm] [ChocolateCake] Ew.
[11:25pm] [ChocolateCake] You should really go to the doctor for that.

* phill (phill@1A6C9993.78945E14.87F9659A.IP) has joined #social
<phill> anyone know cheat for freetime that fills all wants bar phill
<SilentPsycho> boolprop icantread true
<phill> thanks is that in captial or lower case
<MaijinSaix> ...
<MaijinSaix> Wow.
<SilentPsycho> Lower case
<phill> <SilentPsycho> thanks
* phill (phill@1A6C9993.78945E14.87F9659A.IP) Quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)

<cthru> oh my gosh, I leave for a sex, leave you as leaderererer and HWAT HAPPENSS?? NO SANDWICH!

<SilentPsycho> Go play with slave, frazzy. :P
<frazzmeister> hes frunk too!
<frazzmeister> mr fraaz mum say please dont be sickk yinnthere
<frazzmeister> !
<frazzmeister> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!111111?
<SilentPsycho> Ahh, the mother's there
<frazzmeister> it oftens uds
<frazzmeister> we go way for a hilemonday ngiht
<frazzmeister> but it doenst take hint weel
<frazzmeister> often inteuprfpt ficujking
<frazzmeister> funny.
<SilentPsycho> Just stick a sign on the door - Do Not Disturb
<frazzmeister> we dont plan ahead
<frazzmeister> oh, you look hot
<frazzmeister> !sod o you!
<frazzmeister> ok lets ficuk!

<Tree> Honestly, "Forks"? If that is an -actual- place, then I will do something ridiculous, like dye my hair pink.
<Sparklesimming> I can't believe I couldn't find a copy of Dracula at the libary
<Sparklesimming> XD
<Sparklesimming> I bet the next town was called Knives
<Tree> In the state of Cutlery.

<Corrie> We got someone screaming Llama while running with her shirt over her head...
<Corrie> wait, Humping.
<Corrie> shit..
<Corrie> Jumping*
<Tree> XD
<Tree> Fail.
<Sparkle> LOL
* Corrie crawls into the corner and dies.

<TFS|Alcomahol> I want a kitteh
<TFS|Alcomahol> :(
<renske> no frenchie, you just want pussy
<writingemmy> Frenchie, you can share mine :P

<cthru> I go away to wash the dishes for like..5 mins
<cthru> and vague pink tits?
<cthru> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOOU?
<cthru> ::
<cthru> ..
<cthru> ok, don't answer that

[17:37] * The_French_Sim is now known as DarkwingFrenchie
[17:50] <HystericalParoxysm> GODDAMMIT FRENCHIE
[17:50] <DarkwingFrenchie> ?
[17:50] <HystericalParoxysm> NOW I HAVE THAT THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
[17:51] <DarkwingFrenchie> I AM THE TWAT THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT

<The_French_Sim> I woke up with a giant WTF moment
<Lethe> that's called morning wood sweetie

<frazzmeister> pfft, half your weight is surely just pure sexiness. the scale has a boner!

<Lethe> actually, do you have two exes?
<Lethe> if you're on xp you need to try the other one
<renske> more than that i'm afraid.
<Lethe> .exes sweetie
<renske> OH.
* renske headdesks.

<PhenominalOne> hey how is Delphy like
<Rye> XD
<daluved1> idk
<PhenominalOne> Delphy seems very funny
<daluved1> I heard he once killed a man
<PhenominalOne> lmao
<daluved1> with his bare hands!
<PhenominalOne> not lmao
<Rye> :O GASP!
<daluved1> And a hard drive
<PhenominalOne> not the hard drive!
<daluved1> Ooooh yes
<PhenominalOne> !cookie
* Pillze passes PhenominalOne a cookie :)
<PhenominalOne> ty
<PhenominalOne> !hard drive
<Qbuilderz> Dude, I SAW him kill that guy. It was intense
<daluved1> wasn't it!
<PhenominalOne> ow
<PhenominalOne> !water
<daluved1> Then he used the mouse as some sort of nunchuck thing
<Rye> would anyone here download LOZ paintings/posters for TS3? :p
<PhenominalOne> it serves coffe but not water
<daluved1> What's a LOZ?
<Rye> ...
* Rye stares at dal
<Qbuilderz> OMG! I remember that! He was like *Woosh! Woosh! SLAM FWAP!*
* daluved1 stares at Ri
<daluved1> I felt kinda bad for the poor guy
<Qbuilderz> I heard, that his motive was some guy kept on saying his name...o.o
<daluved1> I mean he was clearly dead...but he just kept going

14:42 < Corrie> Make him do everything around the house...
14:42 < Corrie> keep him busy
14:42 <&HystericalParoxysm> ... yeah I think I'll let him learn to walk first, Corrie
14:42 < renske> hahah
14:42 < elpemmy> Good plan, HP.
14:42 < Corrie> I mean, when he's older
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> But after that, yes, manual labor.
14:43 < Corrie> teenager-age
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> Oh, well, yes, of course.
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> "GO MOW THE LAWN!" "We don't have a lawn..." "GO MOW THE PAVEMENT!"
14:43 < Sparkle> How could you mow the pavement?
14:43 < Chii> I might know.
14:43 < Corrie> How then chii?
14:43 < Database> Do tell, Chii
14:43 < Corrie> tell us!
14:43 < Chii> teamwork
14:43 < Database> ...
14:43 < Corrie> Oh... well that explains EVERYTHING
14:43 < Database> Chii speaks the truth!
14:44 <&Angel> Sparkle, just let the weeds grow.
14:44 < elpemmy> ...I love you Chii.
14:44 < Chii> gosh o_O

<Emino> i know what boob you can go as
<renske> K-fed?
<renske> mel gibson?
<Emino> you can spinkle some sparklies and go as twilightboob
<renske> hahahaha
<Emino> that would start off a trend
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[22:57] <Canoodle> Oh, they parade around like they have big dicks. I don't have a dick and mine is larger than theirs. :p
[22:58] <HystericalParoxysm> If I was a dude, I would have a -massive- dick. And it would lean ever so slightly to the left.
[22:58] * HystericalParoxysm has thought about this long and hard.
[22:58] <Canoodle> Amen! To the left huh? LMAO?
[22:59] <fanseelamb> Long and hard. *snickers*
[22:59] <Canoodle> I just leaned to the left. It was a gut reaction. Why did I do that?

<Loaf> hrm. need to work out what to do for dinner.
* SilentPsycho gives Loaf some of her roast beef
<Loaf> oooh.... god, that would be good right now
<SilentPsycho> With roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, and gravy. :P
<Loaf> stop that :P
<Loaf> i think i have sweet potatoes to use up :/
<HugeLunatic> my husband put a roast in the crockpot
<Loaf> stop talking about lovely food =[
<Cookiemonster> We're having sweet & sour chicken
* SilentPsycho waves a bar of chocolate under Loaf's nose.
* Database drops http://dailyfoodporn.com into the chat. :3
* Djones just had fish and chips
<SilentPsycho> Oh...oh, oh, oh!
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/java-buttercream-filled-double-chocolate-chip-macadamia-nut-cookie-sandwiches/
* Cookiemonster grabs them out of the picture and noms them
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/hearty-lamb-bolognese-lasagna-with-gooey-mozzarella-creamy-ricotta-and-marinara/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... that looks amazing
<Database> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/date-and-cream-cheese-ice-cream-pine-nut-and-date-blondies-and-balsamic-reduction/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... sigh
<Cookiemonster> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/ <I think I just died a little inside
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/
<HugeLunatic> I love ganache ...
<Loaf> STOP LINKING FOOD PORN TO THE HUNGRY PERSON WHO CAN'T USE THE KITCHEN BECAUSE HOUSEMATES ARE BEING DUCKS
<Loaf> >=[
* Database giggles.
<SilentPsycho> Ducks?
* SilentPsycho giggles.
<Loaf> ...dicks. bah.

<elpemmy> We were told at the beginning of the year "Your hair stays the colour it is right now for the WHOLE YEAR" so many people have died it's ridiculous.

[18:11] * Frenchie wiggles around. 12 minutes.
[18:12] <elpemmy> 12 minutes til what?
[18:12] <&HystericalParoxysm> Judging by the wiggling, till someone gets out of the bathroom so he can pee
[18:13] <Frenchie> Till I can hopefully kill a bunch of aliens
[18:13] <&HystericalParoxysm> By peeing on them?
[18:14] <Frenchie> HP: Jarate on aliens? The idea has potential...
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> Wait wait.
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> THAT'S what jarate means?!
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> EWW
[18:17] <elpemmy> you didn't know, HP?
[18:17] <&whiterider> What did you *think* was in the jar?
[18:17] <&HystericalParoxysm> I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE DORKY KARATE OMG
[18:17] <Frenchie> HystericalParoxysm, http://www.tf2.com/sniper_vs_spy/images/07_comic_large.jpg
[18:17] <Frenchie> READ
[18:17] <&HystericalParoxysm> YOU'VE BEEN THROWING PEE AT PEOPLE THIS WHOLE TIME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
[18:18] <Frenchie> It's not pee throwing. It's a very refined Australian martial art.
[18:18] <&Lethe> it's pee, french
[18:18] <&Lethe> let's be honest here
[18:18] <&Lethe> i'm mostly amused at hp not knowing about it
[18:18] <Frenchie> So am I :p
[18:18] <&HystericalParoxysm> YOU CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU JUST USED "AUSTRALIAN" AND "REFINED" TOGETHER IN THE SAME SENTENCE
[18:18] <Frenchie> When we've been talking about Jarate for ages
[18:18] <Frenchie> Like, more than a year
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> NOBODY SENT ME THE MEMO GOING "OH YEAH GUYZ JARATE MEANS JARS OF PEE THROWN AT YOU"
[18:19] * Frenchie patpats HystericalParoxysm :3
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> WHY DIDN'T I GET THE GODDAMNED MEMO??
[18:19] * Frenchie also offers her a sandvich
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> I DO NOT WANT YOUR SANDVICH IT IS PROBABLY MADE OF ASSHAIR

<HystericalParoxysm> DO ANY OF YOU KNOW GEOMETRY
<HystericalParoxysm> EMMY
<HystericalParoxysm> YOU'VE BEEN TO SCHOOL RECENTLY, RIGHT?
<HystericalParoxysm> DO YOU KNOW GEOMETRY
<Frenchie> I know geometry.
<Frenchie> LET ME THROUGH! I'M AN ENGINEER!

<porkypine> What are people working on? I FINALLY got my game fixed! Mainly by getting a 2 terabyte drive and completely rebuilding my OS. :0)
<HystericalParoxysm> I've mostly been squashing stupid sparkly shit in TS3.
<porkypine> You no like sparklies? lol
<HystericalParoxysm> I don't like stupid flashy game effects that really give me no additional information.
<HystericalParoxysm> Like the random puff of sparkles when you do any social interaction.
<porkypine> Wouldn't it be funny if sparklies effectgs affected us in real life? lol
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<Sparklycookie> Oh god

<Inge> the cloner is coming together....
<Inge> gradually we moved the error nearer the end of the process and it seems to have fallen off the end

<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, no. Guys...I think I might be straight now
<DaveyDaVinci> There was a sexy scene in TB between Tara and Eggs
<DaveyDaVinci> And I thought it was Eggs' butt I saw
<DaveyDaVinci> And I liked it
<DaveyDaVinci> But I think it was Tara's
<DaveyDaVinci> Mind you, she is kinda built like a man
<DaveyDaVinci> Lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, wait
<DaveyDaVinci> No
<DaveyDaVinci> It was Egg's
<DaveyDaVinci> Yay :D
<astillac> 0__o
<DaveyDaVinci> Crisis averted