MTS2 Quotes Database

* Bambi_08 (Bambi_08@fd-39469E81.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #social
<Bambi_08> hi ive got a question? it might sound dumb
<whiterider> No, your mum's not coming back. :'(
<emino|m11x> :'(
<HugeLunatic> rofl
<HugeLunatic> I think she was my roast tonight :P

<whiteybook> I just remembered part of my dream last night...
<Lethe> what was it about
<whiteybook> Ian Richardson was trying to convince me to shag him because he was dying
<Lethe> do i know ian richardson? is he hot?
<whiteybook> No. He's a brilliant actor though. Voice of Death in the Pratchett films, and he was also the lading character in a '60's drama in which he played a corrupt politician. That was his catchphrase when talking to his pet corrupt journalist >.<
<whiteybook> My cutting riposte was to say "You may very well think that but I couldn't possibly comment", and sweep off
<Lethe> fairly hot for an old persoln
<whiteybook> Apparently he's already dead
<whiteybook> So I guess it's a good thing I turned him down
<Lethe> :O
<Lethe> it would be all kinds of wrong regardless
<whiteybook> I know right. He's a TORY

<levini> what does [rstn] mean
* Sparkle doesn't know what it even means XD
<whiteybook> Registered, strip formatting, topic protection, no outside messages
<levini> oh ...
<whiteybook> Makes much more sense now huh? ;)
<HugeLunatic> You register, then strip, use protection and don't listen to anyone outside the room.

<Inge> the cloner is coming together....
<Inge> gradually we moved the error nearer the end of the process and it seems to have fallen off the end

<SilentPsycho> "Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!"
<SilentPsycho> "Thou spleeny spur-galled pignut!"
<SilentPsycho> "Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end."
<adrisole> Filthy bung
* adrisole dies
<adrisole> I keep thinking of those things we used in Chemistry
<SilentPsycho> You think of school science, I think of buttplugs...
<SilentPsycho> What does that say about us?
<adrisole> We need hobbies?
<elpemmy> You know I always pictured buttplugs as looking identical to the bungs in chemistry
<elpemmy> Not that I picture butt plugs a lot... uhh...
<elpemmy> shit.

<Nova> this is my job, to sit on my ass and do nothing all day :(
<@ShadowDragon> are you sure you aren't kathy?
<~kathy> I need to give someone a reach around
<~kathy> huh?
<@ShadowDragon> rofl
<~kathy> Listen motherfucker
<~kathy> I do shit all day
<@ShadowDragon> hahaha
<~kathy> I clean the house
<~kathy> Cook
<~kathy> Do laundry
<~kathy> Deal with the accounting
<~kathy> Masterbate
<~kathy> Watch pr0n
<@ShadowDragon> rofl
<~kathy> Masterbate
<@ShadowDragon> bitch at us
<~kathy> Do dishes
<~kathy> Masterbate
<~kathy> Deal with the site
<~kathy> Masterbate
<~kathy> I fuckin work all day long
<Nova> ohhhh shut up
<Kelly|Out> lmao
<Nova> bitch bitch bitch
<@ShadowDragon> lol
<Nova> i make my kids do the dishes, clean the living room, pick up all there shit ect.
<Nova> that is why i had kids right?
<@ShadowDragon> I hope you don't make your kids Masterbate O.O
<~kathy> uhm No
<Nova> yes
<Nova> rofl
<~kathy> You make them masterbate?

[01:25am] <Kelly> You just keep working your tongue out and getting it wet and it loosens up.
[01:25am] <Sesmo> LMAO
[01:25am] <Kelly> ....
[01:25am] <Kelly> shut up.

<Delphy> I CHALLNEGE YOU TO A GAME OF AIR HOCKEY
<en7en> YES!
<en7en> A DUEL!
<en7en> A DUEL!
* Delphy decapitates en7en with a spork
* Delphy WINS

[11:31pm] <Kelly> Touche, mum.
[11:31pm] <kathy> no it's touch me

[02:51am] <HystericalParoxysm> Yeah... where a cat will fall off the couch and look horribly embarassed and try to look like they meant to do that, a ferret will throw themselves off the couch, bounce off the coffee table, and fall to the floor giggling and bouncing around like mad.

<jixogasbi> do you know how to put objects in diagonal in sims 2???
<SilentPsycho> Look in the help forums
<SilentPsycho> Not here.
<Oriana> Help forums, yup
<SilentPsycho> We are not the drones you are looking for.
<SilentPsycho> Bugger, I meant to say droids.
<Oriana> drones work

[12:15am] <HystericalParoxysm> Man, is there a convention in town or something?
[12:15am] <Bink13y> yah the society of the brain minimalists

<Ginger> Does anyone know a good site to get downloads?
<HystericalParoxysm> Ginger, modthesims2.com :)
<Ginger> You can get downloads off of here? Cool =)

<CatRose> let's talking about something else
<CatRose> any suggestions?
<Vie> Erm...
<Vie> Cars
<Vie> Cats
<Vie> Carrots
<Vie> Cany Cother Cthings begining with C
<CatRose> Camera
<CatRose> Cartoons
<CatRose> your favorite cartoon?
<Vie> Hum
<Vie> good question, probably Futurama
<Foamy> Zoidberg: Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
<Vie> ...
<Vie> Now theres an Image I dint need

<frazzmeister> be nice. im drunbk. i can ban you .........
<frazzmeister> rofl.
<frazzmeister> i suck.
<frazzmeister> oops.
<Anna> i don't
<frazzmeister> must not say im an a dick.

* SilentPsycho kicks Jon into #help
<SilentPsycho> Techie-style help needed
<SilentPsycho> My knowledge about video cards is that my own is complete crap, and that's about it
<whiterider> Same here
<whiterider> Be gracious Jopn, were calling you intelligent :D
<whiterider> *Jon, even
<SilentPsycho> Anyone who knows anything about them, go to #gelp
<whiterider> *we're, as well
<whiterider> Or alternatively #help
<whiterider> But #gelp's good too :)

<Lethe> I'd take numenor's word for anything :)
<teknofil> yup, if Numenor said you stand on your head and spin around three times while using simpe to get something to work I would at least have to try it multiple times just to make sure I hadn't messed it up myself.

Jul 31 14:37:46 * whiterider stamps on a couple of cocks
Jul 31 14:37:51 whiterider *cockroaches
Jul 31 14:37:55 whiterider Even...

<whiterider> YES!! I FOUND THE GENITAL READINGS!!!
<whiterider> Hm.
<whiterider> Wrong tab : /

<Oriana> we have one too, but its really my husband, a mac
<Oriana> husband's
<Oriana> lol
<missangelica> your husband is a mac!
<missangelica> no wonder he is so smart.

<whiterider> Frenchie credied the stressballs to me :)
<whiterider> *creditted, damn you surly!
<whiterider> -t
<curlybap> whahahah!
<curlybap> +a
* curlybap suggests a "Bad-typing" channel to teach people to type: #typeright?
<curlybap> whoops, just joined that...
<whiterider> roflmao
* curlybapn is a silly little bugger
<whiterider> You pwn the quotes db...
<curlybap> wtf, i just went to http://www.dulphster.net/irc

[22:44] <curlybap> i swear, i've never seen any guys in tighter jeans
[22:45] <Targ> lobsters are yummy
[22:45] <@frazzmeister> tight jeans? guys? in?
[22:45] <Frenchie> Lobster in jeans?
[22:45] <&whiterider> RUSSSEEEEELLL!!!!!!
[22:46] <&whiterider> What?
[22:46] <@frazzmeister> when?
[22:46] <Frenchie> who?
[22:46] <@frazzmeister> why?
[22:46] <Frenchie> how?
[22:46] <&whiterider> Wherefore?
[22:47] <@frazzmeister> eh?
[22:47] <&whiterider> Canada?
[22:47] <Frenchie> Grapefruits?
[22:47] <&whiterider> Morons?
[22:47] <curlybap> Dolphins?
[22:47] <Frenchie> Sausages?
[22:47] <&whiterider> Sperm wales?
[22:47] <curlybap> Tomato Sauce?
[22:47] <curlybap> Cymru?
[22:48] <@frazzmeister> im afraid...
[22:48] <&whiterider> Heinz?
[22:48] <curlybap> HP?
[22:48] <&HystericalParoxysm> Huh?
[22:48] <Frenchie> Toasters?
[22:48] <PepsisGirl> Wow.
[22:48] <&whiterider> Bagel?
[22:48] <curlybap> New York?
[22:48] <&whiterider> Kelly?
[22:48] <curlybap> Viro-sucking?
[22:51] <&whiterider> ....

<HystericalParoxysm> He needs a good cockpunch.
<CatRose> that sounds painfull
<HystericalParoxysm> That's the idea, yes.

<missangelica|pets> Don't be hating HP. LOVE!
<HystericalParoxysm> Don't make me hit you.

<Lethe|meshing> hullo fp
<Lethe|meshing> have some coffee
<Lethe|meshing> !coffee flyingpigeon
<Lethe|meshing> come on foamy
<flyingpigeon> :D
<flyingpigeon> Hi Lethe!
* Lethe|meshing kicks foamy
* Foamy gives flyingpigeon a cup of coffee. :)
<Lethe|meshing> kick start :)