MTS2 Quotes Database

<whiterider> NO BUKKAKING ON MY SOUL YOU FUCKERS!!!

<Database> Also, ghey Curly.
<Database> *hey
<Database> THAT G WAS NOT INTENTIONAL.

[11:25pm] [Blake] i can back up my shit.
[11:25pm] [Blake] :)
[11:25pm] [Tig] you should back up your shit, otherwise if there's a crash, you'll lose it all
[11:25pm] [Blake] yeah.
[11:25pm] [Blake] my shits been backed up for years, Tig. :)
[11:25pm] [ChocolateCake] Ew.
[11:25pm] [ChocolateCake] You should really go to the doctor for that.

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<phill> anyone know cheat for freetime that fills all wants bar phill
<SilentPsycho> boolprop icantread true
<phill> thanks is that in captial or lower case
<MaijinSaix> ...
<MaijinSaix> Wow.
<SilentPsycho> Lower case
<phill> <SilentPsycho> thanks
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<HystericalParoxysm> I think that would require him to grow a giving-a-shit-about-Facebook gland.
<whiterider> True
<Safyre420> lol
<whiterider> Can I act as a representative of MTSN? :p
<HystericalParoxysm> You're welcome to create one though, whitey. You can be our Official Boob... yes.
<whiterider> :P
<HystericalParoxysm> I was going to say our Official Boobful Representatitty.
<HystericalParoxysm> Representitty?
<HystericalParoxysm> Something like that.
<Frenchie> Representittyve.
<HystericalParoxysm> Amboobsitor

<cthru> oh my gosh, I leave for a sex, leave you as leaderererer and HWAT HAPPENSS?? NO SANDWICH!

<Tree> Honestly, "Forks"? If that is an -actual- place, then I will do something ridiculous, like dye my hair pink.
<Sparklesimming> I can't believe I couldn't find a copy of Dracula at the libary
<Sparklesimming> XD
<Sparklesimming> I bet the next town was called Knives
<Tree> In the state of Cutlery.

<Corrie> We got someone screaming Llama while running with her shirt over her head...
<Corrie> wait, Humping.
<Corrie> shit..
<Corrie> Jumping*
<Tree> XD
<Tree> Fail.
<Sparkle> LOL
* Corrie crawls into the corner and dies.

<TFS|Alcomahol> I want a kitteh
<TFS|Alcomahol> :(
<renske> no frenchie, you just want pussy
<writingemmy> Frenchie, you can share mine :P

<cthru> I go away to wash the dishes for like..5 mins
<cthru> and vague pink tits?
<cthru> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOOU?
<cthru> ::
<cthru> ..
<cthru> ok, don't answer that

[17:37] * The_French_Sim is now known as DarkwingFrenchie
[17:50] <HystericalParoxysm> GODDAMMIT FRENCHIE
[17:50] <DarkwingFrenchie> ?
[17:50] <HystericalParoxysm> NOW I HAVE THAT THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
[17:51] <DarkwingFrenchie> I AM THE TWAT THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT

<renske> MY BOOBS DO NOT NEED SHOES

<The_French_Sim> I woke up with a giant WTF moment
<Lethe> that's called morning wood sweetie

<frazzmeister> pfft, half your weight is surely just pure sexiness. the scale has a boner!

<Lethe> actually, do you have two exes?
<Lethe> if you're on xp you need to try the other one
<renske> more than that i'm afraid.
<Lethe> .exes sweetie
<renske> OH.
* renske headdesks.

<PhenominalOne> hey how is Delphy like
<Rye> XD
<daluved1> idk
<PhenominalOne> Delphy seems very funny
<daluved1> I heard he once killed a man
<PhenominalOne> lmao
<daluved1> with his bare hands!
<PhenominalOne> not lmao
<Rye> :O GASP!
<daluved1> And a hard drive
<PhenominalOne> not the hard drive!
<daluved1> Ooooh yes
<PhenominalOne> !cookie
* Pillze passes PhenominalOne a cookie :)
<PhenominalOne> ty
<PhenominalOne> !hard drive
<Qbuilderz> Dude, I SAW him kill that guy. It was intense
<daluved1> wasn't it!
<PhenominalOne> ow
<PhenominalOne> !water
<daluved1> Then he used the mouse as some sort of nunchuck thing
<Rye> would anyone here download LOZ paintings/posters for TS3? :p
<PhenominalOne> it serves coffe but not water
<daluved1> What's a LOZ?
<Rye> ...
* Rye stares at dal
<Qbuilderz> OMG! I remember that! He was like *Woosh! Woosh! SLAM FWAP!*
* daluved1 stares at Ri
<daluved1> I felt kinda bad for the poor guy
<Qbuilderz> I heard, that his motive was some guy kept on saying his name...o.o
<daluved1> I mean he was clearly dead...but he just kept going

14:42 < Corrie> Make him do everything around the house...
14:42 < Corrie> keep him busy
14:42 <&HystericalParoxysm> ... yeah I think I'll let him learn to walk first, Corrie
14:42 < renske> hahah
14:42 < elpemmy> Good plan, HP.
14:42 < Corrie> I mean, when he's older
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> But after that, yes, manual labor.
14:43 < Corrie> teenager-age
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> Oh, well, yes, of course.
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> "GO MOW THE LAWN!" "We don't have a lawn..." "GO MOW THE PAVEMENT!"
14:43 < Sparkle> How could you mow the pavement?
14:43 < Chii> I might know.
14:43 < Corrie> How then chii?
14:43 < Database> Do tell, Chii
14:43 < Corrie> tell us!
14:43 < Chii> teamwork
14:43 < Database> ...
14:43 < Corrie> Oh... well that explains EVERYTHING
14:43 < Database> Chii speaks the truth!
14:44 <&Angel> Sparkle, just let the weeds grow.
14:44 < elpemmy> ...I love you Chii.
14:44 < Chii> gosh o_O

<Emino> i know what boob you can go as
<renske> K-fed?
<renske> mel gibson?
<Emino> you can spinkle some sparklies and go as twilightboob
<renske> hahahaha
<Emino> that would start off a trend
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[22:57] <Canoodle> Oh, they parade around like they have big dicks. I don't have a dick and mine is larger than theirs. :p
[22:58] <HystericalParoxysm> If I was a dude, I would have a -massive- dick. And it would lean ever so slightly to the left.
[22:58] * HystericalParoxysm has thought about this long and hard.
[22:58] <Canoodle> Amen! To the left huh? LMAO?
[22:59] <fanseelamb> Long and hard. *snickers*
[22:59] <Canoodle> I just leaned to the left. It was a gut reaction. Why did I do that?

<Database> We should invent asocial drinking game.
<Database> Every time someone mentions tits, drink.
<Database> Every time Chii says something random and dirty, drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Chii speaks, drink. It will make sense after the shot
<Chii> lordy
* SickPsycho drinks
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Chii says something that is absolutely -perfect- for the conversation, take two drinks.
<Database> every time one of the #social pairings appears, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time someone asks for help and then gets pissy, take a drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Emi cam-whores, drink
<Delphy> We'd be drunk after 4 mins Psy
<Database> Every time Emino says something creepy, drink
<HystericalParoxysm> 'brief hellos chaps', drink
<Database> Every time someone mentions knitting, half a drink.
<Sparkle> Everytime a n00b comes in and insults someone, take a long long drink
<renske> oh and do you also have to drink when my enter button thwarts my attempts at building a correct sentence?
<Database> YES.
<Database> Every time I post a password in chat...
<Database> two drinks.
<Tigerlilley> Boobs - nominate a drink
<Zicon> This isn't a drinking game anymore, it's a recipe for alcohol poisoning.
<Sparkle> God, everyone will be completely pissed
<SickPsycho> Drink whenever frazy and rum end up in the same sentance
<Database> Every time someone has gay sex, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you want to -kill- everyone, Data?
<darkwytche> Lol then everyone needs 3 drinks tonight from me!
<renske> you had gay sex 3 times this evening? and afterwards you thought 'ah well let's log in to #social'???
<darkwytche> Oh.
<darkwytche> No I had snacks first...

13:52 < frazzmeister> I has a cheeseburger.
13:54 < Sparkle> I can has cheezburger?
13:54 < Chii> No you fucking can't.
13:54 < Chii> not until you learn to use english right, anyway

<Lethe> alright
<Lethe> i'm going to play Amnesia
<Lethe> knowing full well that this is supposedly one of the scariest games of the last few years
<Lethe> and also knowing that a level in goddamned Thief 1 could scare me shitless
*** Lethe is now known as Lethe|Amnesia
<Lethe|Amnesia> chat is now officially my lifeline
* Lethe|Amnesia salutes
<Lethe|Amnesia> the things i do for a living...
*** Loaf has joined
<Lethe|Amnesia> i am currently hiding in a closet
<Lethe|Amnesia> like a little girl
<Lethe|Amnesia> ...
<Loaf> :/
<Loaf> what's happened, Lethe?
<SilentPsycho> XD
<SilentPsycho> The game, Loaf, not actually
<Lethe|Amnesia> something growled at me
<Loaf> oh
<Loaf> phew
<Lethe|Amnesia> hahaha

[18:11] * Frenchie wiggles around. 12 minutes.
[18:12] <elpemmy> 12 minutes til what?
[18:12] <&HystericalParoxysm> Judging by the wiggling, till someone gets out of the bathroom so he can pee
[18:13] <Frenchie> Till I can hopefully kill a bunch of aliens
[18:13] <&HystericalParoxysm> By peeing on them?
[18:14] <Frenchie> HP: Jarate on aliens? The idea has potential...
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> Wait wait.
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> THAT'S what jarate means?!
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> EWW
[18:17] <elpemmy> you didn't know, HP?
[18:17] <&whiterider> What did you *think* was in the jar?
[18:17] <&HystericalParoxysm> I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE DORKY KARATE OMG
[18:17] <Frenchie> HystericalParoxysm, http://www.tf2.com/sniper_vs_spy/images/07_comic_large.jpg
[18:17] <Frenchie> READ
[18:17] <&HystericalParoxysm> YOU'VE BEEN THROWING PEE AT PEOPLE THIS WHOLE TIME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
[18:18] <Frenchie> It's not pee throwing. It's a very refined Australian martial art.
[18:18] <&Lethe> it's pee, french
[18:18] <&Lethe> let's be honest here
[18:18] <&Lethe> i'm mostly amused at hp not knowing about it
[18:18] <Frenchie> So am I :p
[18:18] <&HystericalParoxysm> YOU CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU JUST USED "AUSTRALIAN" AND "REFINED" TOGETHER IN THE SAME SENTENCE
[18:18] <Frenchie> When we've been talking about Jarate for ages
[18:18] <Frenchie> Like, more than a year
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> NOBODY SENT ME THE MEMO GOING "OH YEAH GUYZ JARATE MEANS JARS OF PEE THROWN AT YOU"
[18:19] * Frenchie patpats HystericalParoxysm :3
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> WHY DIDN'T I GET THE GODDAMNED MEMO??
[18:19] * Frenchie also offers her a sandvich
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> I DO NOT WANT YOUR SANDVICH IT IS PROBABLY MADE OF ASSHAIR

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* SilentPsycho pokes frazzmeister
<frazzmeister> hmm
* SilentPsycho throws frazzmeister into the Pit of Pickles and Pancakes and Doom
<frazzmeister> eep
<frazzmeister> what did I do?
<SilentPsycho> I had a weird freaky dream, and you were the main character in it
<SilentPsycho> First, everyone randomally stayed for a few days at my house.
<SilentPsycho> Then a while afterwards I saw on the news that you and Slave Boy were missing, presumed dead.
<SilentPsycho> The police had found your bottles of lager, but not your bodies under the ice (for some reason you were living in Alaska)
<SilentPsycho> I burst into tears, thinking you're dead, then a few days later you climb in through my window, saying you had just had enough and ran away from the abuse of the woman.
<SilentPsycho> And Slave Boy appeared on the TV saying he was searching for you
<SilentPsycho> And you randomally started scattering crude oil around the house. Then the police came and you agreed to go with them, but then you climbed out of the window with Slave Boy, and ran into the Lion section (for some reason I was living in the middle of a safari park.)
<SilentPsycho> And then it just got confusing.
<SilentPsycho> Although, the annoying boy from a few houses down got eaten by a lion, so it wasn't all bad
<SilentPsycho> And I got to ride a tiger.
<SilentPsycho> I swear my subconcious is on drug most of the time.
<SilentPsycho> Drugs, even
<frazzmeister> o.0

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<ForeverCamp> ^ That's a deep message to leave #create with. :P
<SilentPsycho> Inspire. Dream. Hope. Believe. Imagine. Create. Fail. Scream. Delete. Try Again. Fail. Hit the Keyboard. Throw Mouse Across the Room. Storm Off To Bed. Sleep. Wake Up. Inspire.