MTS2 Quotes Database

<Star> oh, he finally got off me!
* @Star cheers
<frazzmeister> ...
<Star> frazz...it's been pretty much constant
<Star> even when I went to the restroom he jumped in my pants

<missangelica> omg.. I just forgot what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT.

<jordangirl1995> why wont my cars work
<Delphy> Did you gas them up?
<jordangirl1995> yes and i got the mesh and it wont work
<Delphy> I'd suggest checking the starter motor
<Delphy> Maybe replace the battery
<Delphy> If all else checks out, do a push start
<Delphy> Or call a qualified mechanic.
<jordangirl1995> i am talking about the sims 2 retard
<jordangirl1995> !
<Delphy> That's nice.
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<cokenasmile> hi iggi
<iggi> hello
<iggi> do you offer mental help?
<cokenasmile> sorry, no lol
<iggi> : /
<cokenasmile> uh, google?
<iggi> they all went insane before I could finish listing my issues

<HP|Creating> Art? Philosophy? Literature? Hell no, this is #social, we talk about genitals!

<cokenasmile> ok guys stupid question here.... how/where do you make a pet?
<Catf|sh> ya see the papa pet and the moma pet... well... do stuff
<cokenasmile> bite me Catf|sh :)
<Catf|sh> rofl

<whiterider> ..."?F-R-E-E-Z-E-P-OP
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever!
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever!
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever!
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever and ever and ever!?
<whiterider> O.O
<whiterider> That's not what I put on my clipboard.....
* whiterider headdesks
<whiterider> Maybe I'll just stay away from keyboard shortcuts today
* whiterider yanks off her Ctrl key

<frazzmeister> wait wait?,,, my sim lives with angelique?
<frazzmeister> okok ....
<SilentPsycho> No, angelique just sleeps over a lot
<frazzmeister> i see,
<justKYLE> gr
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<frazzmeister> well..... if i must fecko girls,... .
<frazzmeister> i feamsle defgy is feood
--- curly|sims|bap is now known as curly|afk|bap
<curly|afk|bap> bbiab, maybe
<frazzmeister> but speeled in a decipegerable msaner
<SilentPsycho> It's not my fault, Iblame the Sims. I'm standing back and letting them do what they want with Self-sims
<frazzmeister> wtf did i just download/
<frazzmeister> ahh... well i have severalc of my dim in the game.... theres a version of mer fecking everyone
<frazzmeister> sim
<frazzmeister> severak
<frazzmeister> sevaerk
<frazzmeister> ..
<frazzmeister> me
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<frazzmeister> oh heck
<frazzmeister> i mean g'day Samekh''''''''''''''''
<SilentPsycho> Oh dear heavens and hells. A drunk frazzy AND Samekh. Bye bye sanity!

<frazzmeister> yes, i am a sexgodes.
<frazzmeister> i thinke im sobering...nedd more beer,, the web cam made me paranoids agin
<SilentPsycho> sexgodes? Is that the term for a hermaphrodite sex divinity?
<frazzmeister> lde!
<frazzmeister> sure, why not,'
<frazzmeister> i wouldnt mind hanging a dick above my twat,,,, like misltetoe... purty.
<Longdaysend> wow..did i pick a bad time to visit ?:D

<photo_me2004> DAMNIT!
<Adub778> What?
<photo_me2004> THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY THE SOUND ON THE SIMS!
<Adub778> Y
<photo_me2004> IT GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD!
<GreenStraws> What what what?
<Adub778> Phantom of the Oprah is stuck in my head
<GreenStraws> o_o Photo. You didn't.
<photo_me2004> do do do. do do do. do do do doo doo do...
<GreenStraws> Oh no. The sad thing is, I know EXACTLY what song that is.
<GreenStraws> And now it is stuck in MY head.
<photo_me2004> omg.... -gigglesnort-
<Adub778> ME too
<Adub778> Thanks a lot
<photo_me2004> you love me
<GreenStraws> <3
* Adub778 laughs at photo's gigglesnort
<photo_me2004> and now i'm singing it.......

[18:12] <DanTycoon> Thanks for filling us in
[18:12] <Pandrunk> well id be able to do it alot quicker if you would stay in the ditch as i dump sand on you

<Jenn|EQ2> I just killed an NPC because they said to me, "I saw a rainbow by the watefall today and started crying because it was so beautiful"
<whiterider> :D
<whiterider> Welcome to Clan Heartless

[21:39:20] <Tyler> since it seems only we're talking, im moving this chat to a more private box >.>
[21:39:45] <&fanseelamb> but then I can't SPYYYY *pouts*
[21:40:34] <Tyler> you can join our cam sechz later..
[21:41:17] <Jessica> lol
[21:42:07] <Safyre420> what about me
[21:42:13] <Tyler> you have a penis
[21:42:25] <Safyre420> so lol
[21:42:26] <Tyler> id rather you didnt
[21:42:35] <Safyre420> :(

<SilentPsycho> My breasts - A registered weapon of mass destruction.

<Panda1001essays> i once got told i was a pervect
--- Chocolate|Studying is now known as ChocolateCake
<Panda1001essays> dont quite know why
<DanTycoon> pervect?
<SilentPsycho> Hey Chocolate
<Panda1001essays> feminine for pervert (or so she told me)
<SirEmino> [06:40] Panda1001essays: i once got told i was a pervect <-- i read that as pervert
<SilentPsycho> Typo demon!
<ChocolateCake> Hey SP :D
<Panda1001essays> no... no typo
<Panda1001essays> pervect is correct
<SilentPsycho> ...pervect? No such word.
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<ChocolateCake> GREENIE
<SilentPsycho> Hey Greenie
<GreenStraws> CHOCOLATE.
<GreenStraws> Hey Psycho. :]
<Panda1001essays> ex: she is a pervect. he is a pervert
<Panda1001essays> and jsut because its not a word doesnt mean i cant use it
<Panda1001essays> hello greenie
<Jessica> greenie!!!!
<SilentPsycho> Nope. It's 'She is a pervert' and 'He is a pervert'
<Panda1001essays> gosh, who are the poor souls that we keep calling pervs?
<SilentPsycho> You can use it, but don't expect people to understand what you mean.:P
<SilentPsycho> Delphy and HP./
<Panda1001essays> i never expect people to understand waht i mean
<GreenStraws> Hi Panda. :D
<GreenStraws> Dang.
<GreenStraws> This is hard.
<SilentPsycho> And Emino
* GreenStraws huggles Jessie.
<Panda1001essays> lol SP
<Panda1001essays> that is so mean
<SilentPsycho> And me
<Panda1001essays> accurate but mean
<GoldenSimmer> Heya Alyssa. :)
<SilentPsycho> ANd you, and Jessica, and Chocolate
<GreenStraws> And possibly me.
<SilentPsycho> And Targ.
<Panda1001essays> I'm not a perv!
<SilentPsycho> :P
<Panda1001essays> neither is cake
<ChocolateCake> ...?
<ChocolateCake> Oh
<ChocolateCake> Yeah
<SilentPsycho> ANd greenie
<Panda1001essays> all the rest are though
<ChocolateCake> I'm not
<GreenStraws> :P
<GreenStraws> Fracking liars.
<GreenStraws> Were all pervs.
* SilentPsycho wanders over and tries to convince Chocolate to join the Perverted Side of the Force.
<GreenStraws> Its why we get along so much.

<Cazzy-Tchan> everyone died
<Cazzy-Tchan> delphy went on a pretty bloody impressive killing spree
* Cazzy-Tchan (Cazzy-Tcha@mts2-21962A1B.dsl4.localdial.com) Quit ([irc.modthesims2.com] Local kill by Delphy (No I didn't. You saw nothing.))
* djones points out ot cazzy that drawing attention to your self when delph is in the homicidal irc mood
<djones> ...
<djones> yeah
<djones> that

<FurryPanda> stop tiping da letter F
<Blake> F
<Noukeh> f
<GreenStraws> F!
<jhd1189> EFFF
<FurryPanda> FU!!

<Greenie> Im always kinda mean.
<Greenie> I asked a midget if he liked to play basketball...

<HP|Gin> She said she lovededed meeeeeeeee
<Jessica> i know, she said that to me too :(
<BeneLeftNouk> I love everyone :D
<HP|Gin> We were going to make beautiful meshes together!!! *sob*
<ChocolateCake> She didn't say that to me :(
<BeneLeftNouk> I'm such a friendly hippy
<SilentPsycho> Nouk is a generous person.
<BeneLeftNouk> a friendly sexual hippy
<Jessica> cake gave it away without love :o
<HP|Gin> YOU WHORE!!
<SilentPsycho> She wants to share her boobies with everyone]
<SilentPsycho> The world would be a better place if everyone shared.
<BeneLeftNouk> Jessica is the only one who ever paid me so thats UNTRUE in most cases XD

[17:07] <Stormwench> its was harder to screw it up then it was to make it
[17:07] <Stormwench> sorry that was the cat
[17:16] <fangywhiterider> Your cat has exceptional spelling and grammer

<Manga_Moon> But Japan is in europe

[18:26] <Gemificus> good morning everyone
[18:26] <Gemificus> !tea please bot white one sugar
[18:26] * Chii gives please bot white one sugar a cup of tea. :)
[18:26] <Gemificus> ooook
[18:26] <&whiterider> !tea Gemificus The Big Book of Syntax and
[18:27] * Chii gives Gemificus The Big Book of Syntax and a cup of tea. :)
[18:27] <frazzmeister> mmm syntax.
[18:29] <Gemificus> whats syntax?
[18:29] <Gemificus> are they drugs? i don\'t do drugs my mummy said i\'m not allowed
[18:30] <frazzmeister> for own sanity, I choose to beleive you are joking. as such I will now laugh. ah ha ha ha.
[18:30] <Safyre420> syntax is a drug, it\'s a very safe drug that everyone can do without any risk
[18:31] <frazzmeister> there is risk! taking syntax wrongly BSODed my reality!

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<The_French_Sim> HWK? Heavy Weapons Kitten?
<The_French_Sim> "I are Heavy Weapunz kitten. And dis... iz mah cheezburger"
<hwkemmy> HWK as in homework :P
<The_French_Sim> Oh. Heavy Weapons Kitten sounds more badass though
<hwkemmy> XP
<Lethe> i can has make my day?
<Lethe> hmm, that's no good
<Lethe> u has maded my day, but i eated you
<Lethe> obviously, some classic quotes cannot be lolkittified
<The_French_Sim> :D
<The_French_Sim> "u has maded my day... but u eated it"
<hwkemmy> lol
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<mo> hi
<mo> do you have boob
<mo> kk
<iGoldenSimmer> ...
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