MTS2 Quotes Database

<jordangirl1995> why wont my cars work
<Delphy> Did you gas them up?
<jordangirl1995> yes and i got the mesh and it wont work
<Delphy> I'd suggest checking the starter motor
<Delphy> Maybe replace the battery
<Delphy> If all else checks out, do a push start
<Delphy> Or call a qualified mechanic.
<jordangirl1995> i am talking about the sims 2 retard
<jordangirl1995> !
<Delphy> That's nice.
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<HP|Creating> Art? Philosophy? Literature? Hell no, this is #social, we talk about genitals!

<frazzmeister> its like scientology,... the brainwashing!
<Kelly> rofl
<Kelly> Not as spendy as scientology, though.
<frazzmeister> its pixel scientology!
<Tigerlilley> rofl
<JohnBrehaut1> lol
<GreenStraws> Heh.
<frazzmeister> like pixel porn, but even less satisfying...
<Kelly> rofl

<frazzmeister> yes, i am a sexgodes.
<frazzmeister> i thinke im sobering...nedd more beer,, the web cam made me paranoids agin
<SilentPsycho> sexgodes? Is that the term for a hermaphrodite sex divinity?
<frazzmeister> lde!
<frazzmeister> sure, why not,'
<frazzmeister> i wouldnt mind hanging a dick above my twat,,,, like misltetoe... purty.
<Longdaysend> wow..did i pick a bad time to visit ?:D

<viromancy> I'm in ur mind, snoggin' ur inner queenz
<Safyre420> my inner queen might cut you with her pink glitterfied box cutter, be careful lol
<SirEmino> you in YOUR mind, deluded in INSANITY
<viromancy> I'm not snogging YOUR inner queen, saffy. I can always do that to your outer queen
<Zicon> pics

<dj|knightstale> oh yay, stabbing pains in my heart again XD
<Jessica> my voodoo doll is working
<Jessica> i mean...aww :(

<whiterider> wtf
<whiterider> I went to try and find specs on some mug's integrated graphics chip
<whiterider> And ended up finding out that I have the suitable skills to be recruited into MI6
<whiterider> :|

[17:07] <Stormwench> its was harder to screw it up then it was to make it
[17:07] <Stormwench> sorry that was the cat
[17:16] <fangywhiterider> Your cat has exceptional spelling and grammer

frazzmeister> zedeyeseeohen
<frazzmeister> and other random feverish gibberings.
<Cazzy> Feverish Gibberings. That sounds like a band.
<Cazzy> A rock band.
<frazzmeister> well tell them to get their kick drum out of my head.

<dj> frazz...you swallow?
<frazzmeister> I inhale.

* fanseelamb (yes@fd-73B2FCD5.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #social
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa fanseelamb fanseelamb
<Tikva> fanseelamp!
<Tikva> Agree with me.
<fanseelamb> Tikva! I agree
<Tikva> Awesome.
* fanseelamb hopes she didn't just agree to have all her hair shaved off....
<Tikva> Nah, you just agreed that shrimp have very small boobs.

<frazzmeister> I just spilt coke in my ear...
<LDE|SH5> ...
<Greenie|thegame> ...
<danishani2> O_o
<Greenie|thegame> How?
<meyou22> What the fuck
<frazzmeister> how the hell did I do that....
<LDE|SH5> in your..ear?

<curlybap> my mouth is big enough for it to go in without touching the sides

* mo (mo@fd-808B1CAA.dhcp.atsc.ca.charter.com) has joined #social
<mo> hi
<mo> do you have boob
<mo> kk
<iGoldenSimmer> ...
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<Cliff> Boobs are quite simple... A-Almost There, B-Barely There, C-Cant Complain, D-Dang!, Double D-Double Dang!, E-Enormous, F-Fake, G-Get A Reduction, H-Help Ive Fallen And I Cant Get Up, J-JESUS!!

<longdaysekitteh> kinda glad i never made it into the QBD..thankfull i rarely say anything witty enough to end up there
<longdaysekitteh> LDE stupidity FTW!

<longdaysekitteh> i see how it is..i offer lickies and what do i get? the brush off well fine see if i ever lick another ungreatfull twats again
<longdaysekitteh> ...may i please rephrase that?
<frazzkitteh> no.
<LolliKitteh> Yeah that came out perfect ;)

<whiterider> NO BUKKAKING ON MY SOUL YOU FUCKERS!!!

<zaymac003> hey what are guys playing
<fway> with myself
<noJ> Sexy
<fway> I know right? It's the best game ever
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<Lethe> 4chan is like that weird bar down the road
<Lethe> everyone knows it's there, and we know what they all talk about cause they're so damn loud
<Lethe> but you don't really want to go there, cause the floor is sticky and the glasses are smudged
<Lethe> I mean, it's kinda a cool place, but you might pass out and be gang raped in the hallway to the toilet
<Lethe> that kinda thing

> Zicon rubs frazzy
> frazzmeister kittens Zicons arse
...
<Bubo> frazz: kitteh has claws :P
<frazzmeister> so does zics arse.

<HystericalParoxysm> I think that would require him to grow a giving-a-shit-about-Facebook gland.
<whiterider> True
<Safyre420> lol
<whiterider> Can I act as a representative of MTSN? :p
<HystericalParoxysm> You're welcome to create one though, whitey. You can be our Official Boob... yes.
<whiterider> :P
<HystericalParoxysm> I was going to say our Official Boobful Representatitty.
<HystericalParoxysm> Representitty?
<HystericalParoxysm> Something like that.
<Frenchie> Representittyve.
<HystericalParoxysm> Amboobsitor

<frazzmeister> last time I had my eyes checked, the lady was like '...you didn't drive here did you?' 'I don't have a license' 'oh, thank god.'

<Canoodle> I have friends who are involved with theater. I never understood how they could 'bare' themselves that way.
<Lethe> you don't have weird hobbies?
<Canoodle> Just one. Assisting reluctant skydivers.

* SilentPsycho tries to imagine what America would be like if the British won the War of Independance
* Frenchie wants to draw an American if the English had won that war
<Liz> Otherwise I'd spell things like "Colour" and "favourite"
<Liz> And that is just retarded.
<Database> They'd know what "tea" is, and they'd like it.
<Frenchie> No burgers. Crumpets instead.
<Liz> I like tea.
<Frenchie> Helmets with teacups on the side
<HystericalParoxysm> I know what tea is. I like tea.
<HystericalParoxysm> I even put milk in non-fruit varieties.
<Database> They'd also eat REAL PANCAKES
<Renske> and they'd all play CRICKET
<Database> wait, was it pancakes that Americans have completely differently?
<Liz> DB, you mean crepes?
<Liz> Because we eat crepes too. We just call them crepes.
<Delphy> I have to teach you something
<Delphy> it's not "Real"
<Delphy> its' PROPER
<Database> Oh, true.
<Delphy> when you say "England has XXX something, it's always PROPER something
<Delphy> like PROPER CRICKET
<Database> Delphy: You are absolutely correct. I will endeavour to correct this in future.
<Database> But I like my flat pancakes!
<SilentPsycho> Proper Football as well.
<Database> We also have PROPER WEATHER
<Database> (and PROPER STEREOTYPES)
<HystericalParoxysm> Fuck your thin sad pancakes, Database.
<HystericalParoxysm> No, wait, you CAN'T fuck them because they're all flat and sad and non-fluffy.
<Renske> roll em up, and then fuck em
<HystericalParoxysm> You want a REAL pancake you can fuck, roll up a nice PROPER American pancake. It's soft and fluffy and will make your dick SO HAPPY
<Delphy> Ok so we went from the civil war to fucking pancakes
<Delphy> in 5 mins
<Delphy> gg social