MTS2 Quotes Database

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 16:54:13 +0000

Oh gawd, Buzz. If you accidentally ban that uploader, I won't tell
How would I do that my bubble-wrapped warnhammer?
Either you missed a word, or that's the weirdest term of endearment I have ever been confronted with

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:53:21 +0000

Ah, Steam. The only thing named after what it runs on. Installing Skyrim took six hours from putting the disk in the drive.

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:58:05 +0000

holy hell there's brynjolf slash
* FrazzMEISTER is now known as frazzmeister
* Elexis (Elexis@fd-CEC33479.static.zebra.lt) has joined #social
and it's half an hour later
damnit
that will be an interesting convo with my boss tomorrow
"yes, i was working on the presentation, but then i got distracted by slash involving a side character in a game'
Distract with a kitten?
emergency kitten!
always carry one with you
yes.
"you're under arrest, you have the right to remainOMGKITTEN"
indeed

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 20:28:01 +0000

Booooooobs
* fanseelamb puts shirt back on
* Phae wonders if her web cam is on...
* DalBook dusts skirt and walks off
I miss ALL the good bits
There is fansee meshing half naked and all I do is blather on about mesh groups
well you did grab my handles
story of my life

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:03:39 +0000

are you drunk, sheldrajke?
drjunk?
AW MAN
I can't tell if the AW MAN is because you spelled "drunk" right the first time, or because you noticed that he left half an hour ago
white: the latter.
i should go help J get the pc up and running
and by help i mean stand behind him drinking wine and critisizing everything he does
i probably did not slepp that right
*spell
o_0 it's get-off-the-internet-o-clock
nini people
night Ren =]
i can still spell things though, look. 'colloquialism'
* Ren has quit (Quit: Ik ga weg)
That's... actually quite impressive

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 20:16:18 +0000

At this rate, I'm gonna enter a TS3 calendar pic of a couple getting divorced
Just to even things out
lol
you totally should, there's a ridiculous amount of lovey-dovey mushy stuff
* PDawg is allergic to lovey-dovey mushy stuff
I know
Use a depression pose and call it February.
Maybe I'll check what time of year arsenic flowers and do a poisoning
Is my typical Valentines Day anyway
I could do a dog mauling
lol
August: National Dog Mauling Month
November: Sim gets slpashed with muddy water and sleet by a passing articulated lorry
That'll show 'em. Happy people.
Aww
* PDawg hates happy people

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:52:13 +0000

We need a guide - "how to read instructions"
not that anyone would read it
1. Open eyes. No, I said OPEN. That thing you do so light hits your eyeballs and you can see. Right, good. Now. 2. Direct eyes at screen. At the screen. Come on. Yoohoo. Hello? You still with us?
I think you should just say "idiots who can't read simple directions will be disqualified."
We also strongly recommend against procreation: for the sake of future generations of moderators
* heaven is wondering if PH is HP in disguise.
There are similarities...
PH knits, too.
:D
WE'RE LIKE TWINS
Obviously, this means we should exchange pics of our boobs.
That is the natural course of action

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:10:35 +0000

is that popeye dressed as sailor moon?
* CN 's brain explodes

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:59:26 +0000

<&whiteybook> And kittens are quadrapedfaciephytal
and I don't get you whitey once again
<&whiteybook> Four legs + faceplant

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 02:52:19 +0000

<&whiteybook> Also, I would fuck profiteroles too, if it weren't for the fact that I'd rather eat them

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:54:41 +0000

The sterotypically gayest man I know is straight, he does everything except the whole being attracted to men thing,.. afaik.
frazzy, stop talking about me like that :(
oh emi, you know I'd never describe you as a man.
:D

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:46:40 +0000

pishing is the art/hobby of catching fish by peeing on them, stunning them.
it's a very male-dominated sport.
I dunno Ren, apparently women have won several pissing contests at the chili cookoff south of here
catching fish by peeing?
where I come from the 'ooh what shall we do today I KNOW LET'S PEE ON THINGS' is a very male thing.
usually is here too, but apparently women can dominate when they decide they'd like to pee on things too

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:32:24 +0000

Bah, so our connection is going to be like that today?
* ForeverCamp has quit (Broken pipe)
I'm going to say yes.

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:22:01 +0000

The absolute sweetest looking plumber I've ever seen in real life just left my house. Face like a boy+smile like Mark Walhberg=swoon!
...
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - You clearly have to ask him back over to... lay some pipe.
hehehe I wish! Perhaps I'll see him around, but this is an apartment, so I don't control when they come.
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - Sure you can, you just press on the base underneath the shaft.

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:48:02 +0000

Ren_Forrest_Ren: That Ancient Aliens doc is hilarious
Did you know there is an entire TV series of the same thing?
DO NOT TALK TO ME I AM AT THE FUCKING EDGE
How the hell they manage to stretch that out over multiple *seasons* is beyond me
ON
ON THE EDGE
OF REASON
* Delphy|Work whispers "Atlantis is real"
* Ren_Forrest_Ren rageflails

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 22:06:59 +0000

<&whiteybook> I reckon sleep causes nightmares
<&whiteybook> Think about it
<&whiteybook> Have you ever had a nightmare whilst not asleep?
* &whiteybook employs Politician Logic
yes
I accidently watched big brother
<&whiteybook> rofl
that was a night mare
<&whiteybook> Well ok, sleep and inexcusable fault of the victim

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 12:32:55 +0000

like... does a 2d octopus also need 2 legs? or 4?

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 21:43:41 +0000

* Database writes the term "pity poker" down.
Again, part of life.
Database, it -is- a good one, right?
incredibly
I may steal it
It also lets you say things like "Oh just fucking fold that hand of pity poker, I've got a royal flush of pain and misery that pisses all over your abject social anxiety like a stab in the stomach from a disenfranchised mother."
...
* Database writes that down too.

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:47:27 +0000

lol. I'm ill. I'm allowed to be a bitch this evening. Sorry :p
* armiel makes whitey some nice hot blueberry soup
Blueberry soup???
blueberry soup???? Really???
sniped! LOL
BLUEBERRY SOUP?!
* ForeverCamp is mindblown
is good, healthy, and good when you are ill
could you guys yell any louder?
You... blueberry?
blueberry?!

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 16:15:37 +0000

Lee, where are you from?
Lancashire
Coronation street accent
naw, I didn't even know you were a Brit <3 I've been there once I think, Chorley
Yea, its just round the corner
hah, please tell me you say, "Orite Duck?"
Not duck - duck is Sheffield. Yorkshire.
ugh, my first boyfriend was from Sheffield, I'm not a fan
lol
Aww, I loved Sheffield
I lived in the south side though. North side is a bit rough
I like Yorkshire though, my best mate is from there
Its ok
and it's purty
well, the country bits where she lived were
* LeeFish is a Lancastrian - am not liking Yorkies - is tradition.
lol
well, traditionally I'm Scottish and you're English so....*moons Lee*
Roxor - am English by Birth - but its all Scots Irish - like a lot of lancastrians
Came to work in the factories etc
* missroxor sheepishly pulls her kilt back down over her butt
Yea
Mother's maiden name is Kirkham
moan the Scots!!
im guessing that you roxor and lee are from Europe?