#1619 · added 9 August 2010 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #supersecretsocialchannel
<Renske> ... J is trying to test the hamster's eyesight by rearranging his cage and waiting for him to bump into things.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> *rearranging the interior décor of his cage
<Renske> sadly, the hamster is not interested and is lounging in his igloo with his giant balls and back legs hanging out.
<Renske> his legs are shorter than his balls.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> when he waddles around it's like he's dragging a furry grocery bag.
<Safyre420> how male
<Renske> if he had pants, he would stick his paw down them.
<Safyre420> that'd be even more male
<Renske> sometimes he sits on his butt with his balls in front of him, kneading and licking them.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> i love him :D
<Safyre420> aren't you glad human males can't do that?
<Renske> i'm sure glad that human males dont have balls that are about 1/5 of their body size.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> they would look awkward in jeans
<Safyre420> that'd be a hell of a ball slapping on the ass lol
<Renske> and then how would we get to enjoy a nice butt?
<Renske> they would all wear man-skirts. and then it would be bye bye butt ogling.
<Renske> and also the penis would look sad in comparison.