#1571 · added 7 May 2010 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #smuut
<renske> maybe his brain is in his tiny e-peen and that's why he's a bit... speshul.
<Frenchie> :D
<Frenchie> You girls :3
<renske> ohai :| i keep forgetting that this is not #talkwithyourvagina
<renske> ohh god... that would be a HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
<renske> you look down in the shower and you hear 'OHAAAAI!'
<renske> and during sex you'd hear 'OM NOM NOM'
<cthru> well if a vagina could talk, a penis should be able to do the same
<Aychpee> They can.
<Aychpee> The hole on the end is a bit slit-like. You can totally make it talk.
<Aychpee> And if you pull the foreskin forward at the same time it looks like a talking sand worm
<Aychpee> "omnomnom teh spice must flow... FROM MY BALLS!"
<Loaf> ...
<Aychpee> Oh, don't you elipses at me young lady it's not like you've never tried to make a dick talk.
<Loaf> i haven't!
<Aychpee> Tell me you've at least tried to make your twatflaps talk.
<Loaf> ...nope
<Aychpee> Damn woman.
<Aychpee> Genital puppetry is one of the great things about being human and you're missing out, big time.
<renske> ...i've tried to make a yin yang sign with my boobs
<renske> does that count?