* Zicon kidnaps the_french_maid
<The_French_Maid> D:
<Zicon> What? I need someone to clean up my house.
<The_French_Maid> I can't clean up your house, I need (read: want) to go to a three-day LAN party :D
<Zicon> Then you shouldn't tempt me with maid-ness.
<The_French_Maid> Maidness?
<The_French_Maid> THIS
<The_French_Maid> IS
<The_French_Maid> SPARTAAAAAAAAAA
* The_French_Maid kicks Zi into a vat of cleaning products
<The_French_Maid> D:
<Zicon> What? I need someone to clean up my house.
<The_French_Maid> I can't clean up your house, I need (read: want) to go to a three-day LAN party :D
<Zicon> Then you shouldn't tempt me with maid-ness.
<The_French_Maid> Maidness?
<The_French_Maid> THIS
<The_French_Maid> IS
<The_French_Maid> SPARTAAAAAAAAAA
* The_French_Maid kicks Zi into a vat of cleaning products