MTS2 Quotes Database

<Chii> yellow, and sometimes blue
<Cookiemonster> Chii, random much?
<darkwytche> O.o
<Chii> Why the hell not.
<Cookiemonster> You're weird
<darkwytche> Precisely Chii
<darkwytche> That is the ansswer to everything 'Why the hell not'
<Cookiemonster> I thought it was 42
<darkwytche> Could be
<darkwytche> Or ice cream

<Database> We should invent asocial drinking game.
<Database> Every time someone mentions tits, drink.
<Database> Every time Chii says something random and dirty, drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Chii speaks, drink. It will make sense after the shot
<Chii> lordy
* SickPsycho drinks
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Chii says something that is absolutely -perfect- for the conversation, take two drinks.
<Database> every time one of the #social pairings appears, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time someone asks for help and then gets pissy, take a drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Emi cam-whores, drink
<Delphy> We'd be drunk after 4 mins Psy
<Database> Every time Emino says something creepy, drink
<HystericalParoxysm> 'brief hellos chaps', drink
<Database> Every time someone mentions knitting, half a drink.
<Sparkle> Everytime a n00b comes in and insults someone, take a long long drink
<renske> oh and do you also have to drink when my enter button thwarts my attempts at building a correct sentence?
<Database> YES.
<Database> Every time I post a password in chat...
<Database> two drinks.
<Tigerlilley> Boobs - nominate a drink
<Zicon> This isn't a drinking game anymore, it's a recipe for alcohol poisoning.
<Sparkle> God, everyone will be completely pissed
<SickPsycho> Drink whenever frazy and rum end up in the same sentance
<Database> Every time someone has gay sex, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you want to -kill- everyone, Data?
<darkwytche> Lol then everyone needs 3 drinks tonight from me!
<renske> you had gay sex 3 times this evening? and afterwards you thought 'ah well let's log in to #social'???
<darkwytche> Oh.
<darkwytche> No I had snacks first...

<renske> does the program come with built-in censoring? like when you try to send an angry email to your ex and shout 'WTF you dirty lying whore, i never want to see your fat ass again' it sends 'i feel hurt at your betrayal. also, you should consider going on a diet.'
<TheKaleb_Simguy228> No.
<renske> aw.
<renske> now THAT would be handy.

02:29 < Chii> you know that stuff you did for me last night?
02:32 < Emino> ...
02:32 < Emino> who did what to you, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> I can't tell you that!
02:32 < Emino> Isit Data, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> French fries of course!
02:33 < Emino> ...
02:33 < Emino> FRENCHIE!!!
02:33 < Chii> :O

<Qbuilderz> Right now I am just gonna play around with it, though. When my parents come home soon we are beginning my birthday stuff
<Delphy> Oh when is your birthday?
<Qbuilderz> Today :P
<Delphy> Oh, Happy Birthday!
<Delphy> Here, have a dot ---> .
<Delphy> If you zoom in REAL close you'll see the outlines of a box containing a box with a dot that if you zoom into that is another box that has a PSP in it
<Qbuilderz> Woo! Thanks :D

[23:55] <ChaoticNecrophile> okay, i'm not understanding what the hell i'm supposed to do with the skins for the penis >.>

[07:13] <Database> Chii has been shagged?
[07:13] <Chii> Yes.
[07:13] <em|zzz> ahahahahahaha
[07:13] <Chii> you're after my robot bee^*££#@£$~*#*$$
[07:13] <em|zzz> ....
[07:14] <Database> ... XD
[07:14] <em|zzz> data
[07:14] <em|zzz> what have you done to chii this time?
[07:14] <Database> Sexy things.
[07:15] <elpemmy> ...WHAT?!
[07:15] <Database> You helped, Emmy!
[07:15] <em|zzz> Chii, does data forced you?
[07:15] <elpemmy> I never.
[07:15] <Chii> not without lubricant
[07:15] <em|zzz> ...
[07:15] <em|zzz> DATA
[07:15] <Database> ...
[07:15] <em|zzz> SHAME ON YOU!
[07:15] <Chii> :o
[07:15] <Database> Chii, stop lying!

[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's ass just to see if her ass will fit.
[10:29] <LadyIslay> er
[10:29] * HystericalParoxysm takes pics
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit.
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit while HystericalParoxysm takes photos and Jekyll looks on confused.
[10:29] <Jekyll> the weirdest mental image, you gave me
[10:30] <Jekyll> "in what position does she hope to achieve that?"
[10:30] <HystericalParoxysm> I guess if Zi like... goes on all fours and then puts her front down a little bit, and then Islay sort of sits on her ass...
[10:30] <LadyIslay> LOL
[10:30] <LadyIslay> no
[10:30] <LadyIslay> NO
[10:30] <LadyIslay> DESK!
[10:31] <HystericalParoxysm> You're just backpedaling! We know what you REALLY meant.
[10:31] <Zicon> Keep me out of your freak-ass fantasies.

<&BarbieDal> okay....I have crap in my TS3 game from 1998...
<&Lethe> that's..
<&Lethe> pretty awesome
<&Lethe> when did you invent time travel
<Sparkle> XD
<&BarbieDal> Apparently sometime after ts3 came out :p

* emo (emo@fd-1F9D4AEC.mptelco.com) has joined #social
<emo> hi
<emo> im emo
<emo> anyone out there?
* frazzmeister wouldnt have guessed..
<frazzmeister> no. you are all alone in this world.
<emo> y
<frazzmeister> oh, bled all over the rules and couldn't read them, I see.
<emo> y isnt there other people here
<frazzmeister> they all died, please type full words, it's in the rules..
<emo> how did they die?
<frazzmeister> crushed by the the wave of apathy as you entered.
<emo> what?
<emo> are you there?
<emo> will i die?
<frazzmeister> yes.
<emo> i will die,when?
<frazzmeister> if I knew when, I'd be preparing the celebration.
<emo> you bastard you want me dead!
<frazzmeister> indubitably.
<emo> what does that mean
<frazzmeister> without a doubt.
<emo> wtf
* emo (emo@fd-1F9D4AEC.mptelco.com) Quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)

<codefish> Whats RAM?
<Sparkle> Computer memory
<FurryPanda> a male goat

<daluved1> Lets gather round the campfire
<Ri> and sing our campfire song
<daluved1> Our C-a-m-p, f-i-r-e, s-o-n-g song
<Ri> and if you don't think we can sing it faster than you're wrong
<daluved1> and it'll help if you just sing along
<daluved1> BAH BAH BUMMM
<Ri> C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG
<daluved1> C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song
<Ri> and if you don't think we can sing it faster than you're wrong
<daluved1> it'll help if you just sing along
<daluved1> Patrick!
<Ri> Song!!! c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e ---
<daluved1> Squidward!
<daluved1> ...
<daluved1> Good!
<Ri> I'tll help
<Ri> It'll heeeeeelop
<daluved1> IF YOU JUST SING ALONG!

<Sparkles> Sparkly sparkly sparkles!
<viromancy> Are we talking mormon vampire sparkles here, or just some sort of spontaneous combustion?
<Sparkle> Neither
<viromancy> Oh pooh. I was hoping for the mormon vampires.
<curlybap> heh

* renske hands data a rubber dickie

<xBeccarawrx> how do u becom a mod :S
<daluved1> You have to beg and plead and sell your soul
<xBeccarawrx> lol
<Qbuilderz> Then willingly be delphys slave
<daluved1> And tell them what panties you wear
<daluved1> it's very degrading
<xBeccarawrx> O_O
<Qbuilderz> Yesterday he refilled my water bowl, dal, how about you?
<xBeccarawrx> lol
<daluved1> Nope
<daluved1> But I did get a little piece of bread
<Qbuilderz> :O Substance! Not fair!
<Qbuilderz> Oh shit
<xBeccarawrx> O______O
* Qbuilderz must keep his voice down
<daluved1> They can hear us Q!
<xBeccarawrx> O:
<daluved1> Remember, Delphy always keeps a spare hard drive at the ready
<xBeccarawrx> XD
<daluved1> Oh it's not funny
<daluved1> He once killed a guy
<daluved1> with a hard drive
<Qbuilderz> I was there! It was intense
<Qbuilderz> wait...
<Qbuilderz> deja vu?
<daluved1> Yus :P

<Chii> r
<Angel> chii is broken. All she says is r
<Angel> that, or she's become a pirate...
<Jekyll> Chii, are you okay?
<Jekyll> .... maybe she's eating now or something.
<Jekyll> i like the pirate theory, though.
<Angel> is she broken, became a pirate or eating?
<Jekyll> eating broken pirates
<Angel> rofl
<Jekyll> what we hear is -their- scream.
<Angel> hmm... That actually makes a lot of sense
<Angel> thanks Jekyll, i'm suddenly less worried about Chii
<Chii> Ok.
<Angel> oh thank God you're okay Chii. You had me worried.
* Angel suddenly realises she's making convo with a bot. That is...weird...

<elpemmy> penis?
<renske> oh why thank you
* renske takes a penis from emmy's serving plate
<renske> tea?
<elpemmy> rofl
<elpemmy> Yes please.
<elpemmy> :D
* renske pours emmy some tea
<elpemmy> (where did I find penises to put on the serving plate?)
<renske> (ur mom?)

11:03 HystericalParoxysm Oookay
11:03 HystericalParoxysm Stop being dickweeds.
11:03 FurryPanda yesm
11:04 roxygurl1800 Oh my god thank you.
11:04 Djones but it's so delicious and moist.
11:04 FurryPanda and good for the soil!
11:04 FurryPanda goes to hoe her dickweed
11:04 Djones Quotedb'd.
11:04 FurryPanda from where to where?
11:05 Djones Just your last line.
11:05 FurryPanda you bitch

* FurryPanda goes to hoe her dickweed

<writingemmy> It was my first time and Frenchie offered to help me :P
<Database> And I popped in for the first time in ages :P
* Lethe tries not to quote that one completely out of context
<Database> ...
<Lethe> data just made it worse
<Database> yes.
<Database> yes I did.
<writingemmy> OMG YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL

<writingemmy> It was my first time and Frenchie offered to help me :P
<Database> And I popped in for the first time in ages :P

[17:25] <elpemmy> Don't go and fill Data with illusions that size doesn't matter. It ttly does. :P
[17:26] <renske> fine i wont fill data
[17:26] <renske> with illusions DAMN ENTER BUTTON HATES ME

---» aaliyah (aaliyah@fd-8AFEE33.lightspeed.livnmi.sbcglobal.net) has Joined #social
<aaliyah> hey
<aaliyah> i think we should talk about sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Chii> :o
<aaliyah> i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cockssssssssssssssss
«--- aaliyah (aaliyah@fd-8AFEE33.lightspeed.livnmi.sbcglobal.net) has Quit (Broken pipe)
<Ri> ...

<renske> ooh something completely irrelevant
<renske> i saw a documentary yesterday
<renske> about men with realdolls
<renske> one man had 8 of them and dressed them all up and propped them up in chairs for his birthday party
<renske> and then his girlfriend, which he met recently and hadnt told yet about his dolls, came in, saw the dolls and said 'soooo i need a beer'
<Database> lulz
<&HystericalParoxysm> I'd think you'd need something stronger than beer to find your boyfriend and his eight realdolls eating dinner together.
<renske> he jammed whistles and those party flute things in the dolls' blowjob mouths
<&HystericalParoxysm> That may be the saddest thing I've ever heard.
<renske> and in the next scene he was cleaning one of the dolls insides with a toilet brush, saying 'you have to clean them once in a while'
<renske> that is the point where J left
<&HystericalParoxysm> Congratulations. You've actually grossed me out a little.
<renske> hahaha
<renske> VICTORY
<elpemmy> ...that has to be a first.
<renske> and this other guy had to say goodbye to his doll (he only had one) for THREE WHOLE WEEKS and barely survived
<renske> the doll needed work done because her limbs were all floppy
<renske> and when the doll came back he dove into the box and went 'oh welcome home darling i have missed you so much - how was your trip'
<renske> 'i taped the bold and the beautiful for you just like you like it'
<renske> poooooooor guy
<renske> never should've moved out of his mother's basement
<elpemmy> You watch weird TV, Ren.

<renske> 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping, 9 ladies dancing
<renske> 8 maids a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 goooolden riiiiiiings
<renske> 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, ALAN PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEEE
<elpemmy> I think it was and a, not alan :P
<renske> the song makes so much more sense now
<renske> it's 'and a partridge in a pear tree'?
<elpemmy> Yes, Renske.
<renske> i've been singing 'alan partridge in a pear tree for YEARS'
<renske> our whole choir has
<Database> yeah, it's "and A partridge". As in the bird.
<renske> this is EPIC
<whiterider> When, exactly, do you think this song was first sung?
<whiterider> How well-known do you think Alan Partridge was then?
<renske> i didnt know, i'm DUTCH FGS
<renske> STOP IT THIS IS NOT FUNNY