MTS2 Quotes Database

[23:18] <jhd1189> I love McGriddles... they're splendid.
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Splendid eh?
[23:19] <jhd1189> Oh yes.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> That's a pretty big adjective.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> Usually requires a talking lion.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> Do they have a talking lion?
[23:19] <jhd1189> They're made of big adjectives. And made *by* a talking lion.
[23:19] <jhd1189> He works in the drive-thru.

<whiterider> wtf
<whiterider> I went to try and find specs on some mug's integrated graphics chip
<whiterider> And ended up finding out that I have the suitable skills to be recruited into MI6
<whiterider> :|

ChocolateCake> !sheep Jessica
<ChocolateCake> :(
* Database throws a sheep at Jessica.
<djones> hang on, datas the new bot?
<djones> !barrel of "love" Jessica
<Database> Does not cumpute.
<Database> Oh shit.

* Greenie gives Joey a bag of penguin slices.
<jhd1189> Blech
<Greenie> :D
<HystericalParoxysm> They'll grow hair on your chest. *nodnods*
<Bubo> i dont like penguins
<jhd1189> Please, penguins can't even grow their own hair.
<HystericalParoxysm> My grandmother always used to say that to me about stuff...
<HystericalParoxysm> I just had to sit there and wonder, why would a 7 year old girl want hair on her chest?

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<djones> delphys been cloning himself again...
<~Delphy> Yeah they are short lived though...
<~Delphy> Haven't got the heamoglobin levels right yet
<djones> ahh righty
<djones> have you tried a slow infusion
<~Delphy> yeah
<&whiterider> No, you need to realign the widget with the sprocket in such a way that the thingumyjig resonates to the frequency of the whatsamadooda
<djones> well that might work
<djones> but only if hte ooujamaflip is rotating and oscilating countary to the somoflange
<Database> Or you just need to hit it hard enough.

* djones throws cazzy a / and throws her onto HystericalParoxysm
<Cazzy-Tchan> ...why am I being thrown onto poor unsuspecting Aychie?
<curlybap> ...righto
<HystericalParoxysm> Chatterbowling.
<HystericalParoxysm> It's the new thing.
* HystericalParoxysm topples obediently.
<Cazzy-Tchan> <3
<djones> yay, STRIKE
<Cazzy-Tchan> it's a STRIKE!

<Nouk> oh lolcopter :P
<&whiterider> -.0
<Nouk> muwahhahaahah XD
<&whiterider> Do you get roflgroundtoairmissiles too?
<Nouk> yes and loltrucks
<&whiterider> Trucks are useless in shooting down helicopters
<Nouk> you can throw them
<&whiterider> Then you need a lmaobigassslingshot
<Nouk> or a rotflsuperman
<+Viromancy> lolninjas. lolninjas can do anything, while being cute and funny
<&whiterider> Yes, you can lawltie him to the lulzlampost to lure the lolcopter within range of your lololautomaticmachinegun
<Nouk> whiterider winss

[07:46] * curly|maths|bap 's da spent his entire holiday looking for absinthe
[07:47] <HystericalParoxysm> Absinthe is nasty. Like getting kicked in the face by licorice.
[07:48] <Viromancy> Yeah, anise and wormwood...nasty stuff
[07:49] <HystericalParoxysm> I had it with a LOT of sugar and cut with a LOT of water and it was still fracking disgusting.
[07:50] <HystericalParoxysm> I've decided it's all an elaborate prank. Nobody actually drinks it - it's just around with this rumour that people drink it so unsuspecting and curious people who will try almost anything once (like myself) are suckered into it.
[07:50] <Viromancy> I feel the same way about chardonnay. Surely no-one actually drinks it. If I wanted the great taste of oak I'd suck a plank
[07:51] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, I'm sure you suck wood plenty, but probably not planks.
[07:52] <Viromancy> Well, one or two of them have qualified as truncheons, but I take your point :P

* whiterider gives voice to Viromancy
<SilentPsycho> It's bad when I read that as 'whiterider gives head to Viromancy'

<HystericalParoxysm> I swear, they should have a "Men of UPS" calendar or something... they have some seriously hot employees.
<Stormy> wrong season for UPS shorts
<Stormy> they are wearing there winter uniforms... long pants
<HystericalParoxysm> I did shipping in Florida. It was always the right season. ^-^

<dj|MarsVolta> and for all you uneducated baffoons
<&whiterider> *buffoons

<jhd1189> This girl sat down next to me this morning and whipped out this disgusting sandwich that must have been, like... spinach and garlic, and she started ATTACKING it (eating doesn't describe the way she consumed it), and I can still smell it... the scent is following me.
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> ROFL.
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> That was fantastic.
<jhd1189> And then she pulled out this thermos of something, and started schlurping it, and I was basically as far out of my chair as I could physically be without getting up.
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> I read it aloud to my mother, and she giggled.
<jhd1189> Haha
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> Where was this..?
<jhd1189> My chem lecture
<jhd1189> Yes, she basically opened up a restaurant for herself during chemistry
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> o.O Why was she eating..?
<jhd1189> I have no idea...
<jhd1189> It clearly wasn't breakfast food
<Greenie|BlinkIfYouNeed> Rofl. My mom's like "Yeah, Ill have some sulfuric acid on that sandwich, please."
<jhd1189> And the sandwich looked *old*... it was soggy o_O
<dj|MarsVolta> thats teh acid

<Stormy> so big feet might be a plus,, if what they say about men with big feet is true
<Delphy|Crysis> In my case, it is. ;)
<dj|notessay> big shoes?

[09:04] <djones> i think emi has add sometimes
[09:05] <em|knockedup> add?
[09:05] <djones> i mean, you seem to jump from thing to thing very quickly emi
[09:05] <djones> add = attention deficiet disorder
[09:06] <em|knockedup> gah. i open up my documents to locate my oblivion settings and ends up in sims 2 downloads folder.
[09:06] <em|knockedup> what a habit :P
[09:06] <HystericalParoxysm> I do that all the time. XD
[09:06] <djones> heh
[09:06] <HystericalParoxysm> Every time I go into Program Files too.
[09:06] <djones> i do that into my music folder
[09:06] <djones> becasue i go in there 5/10 times a day
[09:08] <em|knockedup> yeah HP, i have short attention span :P
[09:08] <em|knockedup> i mean DJ :P

<frazzmeister> I just unbuttoned my pants... and a moth flew out...

--- EbilPanda is now known as PistLark
<EbilPsycho> Oh well. At least I know now what to do when I'm able to send Noir and the rest of her brood over.
<PistLark> now if delphy wants to call me furypanda, she can
* EbilPsycho snickers
<EbilPsycho> For some reason, gender-mistaken Delphy moments are funny.
<Delphster> night furypanda
<PistLark> DELPHY'S A GUY?????
<EbilGreenie> o.O
<EbilPsycho> XD
<PistLark> never woulda guesed in a thousand years...
<EbilGreenie> Rofl.
* EbilGreenie dies laughing.
* PistLark wanders off in a confused of other's genders haze

<curlybap> right
<curlybap> off to bed
<dj|paranoia> right
<dj|paranoia> off to bed
<curlybap> g'night all
<dj|paranoia> g'night all
<&HystericalParoxysm> right
<&HystericalParoxysm> off to bed
<dj|paranoia> :)
<&HystericalParoxysm> g'night all
<&HystericalParoxysm> :)
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* curlybap (curlybap@mts2-DCC4B684.range86-131.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: muah ha ha, hp fell for it!)
<dj|paranoia> i'm not actually going bed though...
<dj|paranoia> i was just being derisory...

<&whiterider> ...oh fuck
<DanTycoon> Hm?
<&whiterider> For the first time, I regret having risky woohoo switched on...
<&whiterider> >.<
<DanTycoon> Hm
<DanTycoon> I suppose that does suck. :P
<&whiterider> If she'd just have been sucking it wouldn't be a problem

<JK11> telling people to kill explorer would've been more nice
<&Tikva> Yeah but you're not that stupid
<JK11> :P
<&Tikva> Anyway, you can fix that
<&Tikva> Just restart explorer
<JK11> Yeah, I know
<JK11> Do it to a n00b though
<&Tikva> Like the "press Alt-F4 to see something really cool" trick? :P
<Panda|AntiZero> whas taht do?
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<&Tikva> Try it
<&Tikva> rofl
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<FurryPanda> shut up

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<SirEmino> i hate it when pcs started to hang just when you're winning
<SirEmino> grr
<SirEmino> ihateit
<ChocolateCake> Don't worry, it hates you too

[11:32] <Jenn> huh, just reading the amazon ojon reviews and it doesn't smell like coconut to me at all.
[11:32] <Jenn> It smells more like coffee, cigerette smoke, incense, and cinnemon.
[11:33] <Jenn> I wish they'd make it a perfume.
[11:38] <whiterider> you.. what?
[11:38] <whiterider> An amazon review smells of coffee fags and hinduism? :|

* SilentPsycho shreaks
<SilentPsycho> -typos
<Greenie> **shriek, I think.. Or ei.. I dunno.
<SilentPsycho> Just found out that my dissertation proposal is due in at the beginning of next week!
<Greenie> Shreeeeek might work. :p
<SilentPsycho> Eeeeeeeeeeep
<Viromancy> Silent Shreks?
<Delphy> SP: Write this
<Delphy> "I propose to write my dissertation. This is my proposal to write said dissertation. Thank you, SP"
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheh
* SilentPsycho hugs Delphy
<HystericalParoxysm> "I propose that YOU write my dissertation for me. Enclosed find $50 as an advance. Thanks, buddy!"

<SirEmino> first of all, i would NEVER have buttsecks
<SirEmino> even with a girl... coz thats just wrong
<Greenie> ... Girls.. Uh.. Dont have dicks?
<SirEmino> imagine your man-thingy fills with shit
<SirEmino> Greenie, i mean guys behind girls
<Greenie> Man-thingy...?
<Greenie> What, the fuck Emi?
<Greenie> You mean penis, yah?
<SirEmino> think greeneh, think!
<SirEmino> mhmm
<Greenie> SAY THE WORD.
<Targ> I think hes trying to use a euphemism for penis
<Greenie> PENIS.
<Targ> :p
<SirEmino> NO!
<Greenie> Penis, Emi! Penis!
<SirEmino> dammit grenie, that would gave me mental images
* Targ flashes emino again
<Greenie> Emi. Say penis. Nowwwww.
<SirEmino> lets just say curry hotdog... and i dont want curry hotdog!
* Greenie pokes Emi with a random hobo's penis.
<Greenie> Say it.
<Greenie> ^-^
<SirEmino> neba
<Greenie> No penis?
<Greenie> <SirEmino> Penis!
<SirEmino> http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7413/previewpf3.jpg
<SirEmino> i want that :(
<Greenie> Is it a penis?
<Greenie> Do you not have a penis?
<Greenie> Penis?
<SirEmino> i haveit
<Greenie> You have what?
<SirEmino> i dontwantmentalimagesofit
<Jessica> penis?
<Zicon> I like penis.
<Jessica> whats wrong with penis?
<Greenie> Nothing is wrong with penis.
<Greenie> Its just Emi obviously does not have one.
<Jessica> he pissed off the wrong person?
<SirEmino> i hate you greenie :P
<Greenie> I hate you too.
<Greenie> Now.
<Greenie> Say penis.
<SirEmino> NUUUU!
<Greenie> If you say penis, we shall know you have one. If you dont, you are a woman.
<Greenie> We shall call you Emina.
<SirEmino> define -we- :P
<Greenie> Which is similar to enema.. So, I would suggest saying penis.
<SirEmino> pee-niece
<SirEmino> happy?
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<Zicon> No.
<Greenie> No, peeing on your nieces is not nice.
<Greenie> Not nearly as nice as penises, anyway.
* FurryPanda is now known as IntermittentPanda
<Zicon> Penises are awesome.
<IntermittentPanda> what did i walk into?
<Greenie> Penises.
<Greenie> :]
<IntermittentPanda> but no one here has one big enough to walk into...

[03:09] * KKai is now known as is
[03:09] * is is now known as KKai

<dj|knightstale> oh yay, stabbing pains in my heart again XD
<Jessica> my voodoo doll is working
<Jessica> i mean...aww :(