MTS2 Quotes Database

<whiterider> \o
<Qbuilderz> One armed man cheering?
<speedfish> we rejected the other arm
<speedfish> was badly textured

<SilentPsycho> "Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!"
<SilentPsycho> "Thou spleeny spur-galled pignut!"
<SilentPsycho> "Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end."
<adrisole> Filthy bung
* adrisole dies
<adrisole> I keep thinking of those things we used in Chemistry
<SilentPsycho> You think of school science, I think of buttplugs...
<SilentPsycho> What does that say about us?
<adrisole> We need hobbies?
<elpemmy> You know I always pictured buttplugs as looking identical to the bungs in chemistry
<elpemmy> Not that I picture butt plugs a lot... uhh...
<elpemmy> shit.

<HystericalParoxysm> I'm so proud. My kid has learned to say "for fuck's sake"
<Ben> And he's how old?
<HystericalParoxysm> Two and a half.
<Ben> Oh my.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Mr. Paroxysm dies in Infamous 2, my kid goes "For fuck's sake!" and throws his hands up in the air.
<rens|off> lol
<HystericalParoxysm> It sounds more like "fuhh say!" but it's adorable.

<Qborg> Okay, I will have to read this all first then
<HugeLunatic> And eat cookies while reading
<Qborg> My mother puts alcohol in her cookies and then doesn't let me eat them. I used to just take them, but now she numbers the bags so I can't get away with it.
<HugeLunatic> rofl
<whiterider> :/
* Qborg leads an unfortunate and cookie-less life

<DaveyDaVinci> Guys
<DaveyDaVinci> Seriously question
<DaveyDaVinci> What does a vagina taste like? A friend of mine wants to know
<levini> ...
* levini bursts out laughing
<LadyFB> VAGINA.
<levini> Tell him to go try one
<DaveyDaVinci> Like srsly
<DaveyDaVinci> It's a girl
<HystericalParoxysm> Tell her to go try one.
<HystericalParoxysm> Or for fuck's sake, just lick her fingers after she's done strumming her harp.
<DaveyDaVinci> I shall convey the message
<DaveyDaVinci> ANd the harp metaphor

<LadyFB> I wonder what percentage of women actually do like mans happy juice
<traelia> Probably 0%
<traelia> Unless their boyfriend's enhance their's with chemicals to taste like chocolate
<whiterider> You could have, like.. you know those straws, you drink milk through them and there's something in the straw that makes it taste of strawberry?
<whiterider> If a guy had one of those surgically implanted...

<adrisole> Loafjones babbies. Would the members of #create be godparents?
<adrisole> social, even
<adrisole> blah
<adrisole> although, you would have to start in social...and then move to, um, create.
<Loaf> #procreate

<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, no. Guys...I think I might be straight now
<DaveyDaVinci> There was a sexy scene in TB between Tara and Eggs
<DaveyDaVinci> And I thought it was Eggs' butt I saw
<DaveyDaVinci> And I liked it
<DaveyDaVinci> But I think it was Tara's
<DaveyDaVinci> Mind you, she is kinda built like a man
<DaveyDaVinci> Lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, wait
<DaveyDaVinci> No
<DaveyDaVinci> It was Egg's
<DaveyDaVinci> Yay :D
<astillac> 0__o
<DaveyDaVinci> Crisis averted

<renske> i can send smileys and pictograms with my new phone.
<renske> it's very spiffy.
<renske> it's like CLIPART
<renske> on my PHONE
<renske> what's NEXT?!
<frazzmeister> 1998.

<HystericalParoxysm> Wombats are the cute ones, right?
<whiterider> Yeah, the un-cute ones are Wampirebats

<jhd1189> Hrrmm... um so far two different people have pointed out that the Princess Diana Sim and the car wreck object
<jhd1189> are next to each other on the front page
<jhd1189> O_O
<Cruel_Fish> It was deliberate
<whiterider> rofl
<Cruel_Fish> Its MTS making a cutting social comment on something that happened over ten years ago
<Cruel_Fish> ..........

daluved1> DOCTOR
<Sparkle> WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DOCTOR
<Sparkle> I'm not sick
* daluved1 feels sparkles forehead
<daluved1> Oh no, it's worse than I thought
<Sparkle> I have the dreaded vampire sparkles?
<daluved1> Worse
<Sparkle> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
<daluved1> The Shirtless Wolf Syndrome
* Sparkle looks out of the window
<KaylaRox> lol omfg :P
<daluved1> On the bright side, you'll have smoking hot abs
<Sparkle> Either that, or come full moon, I'm going to shock a LOT of people...
* daluved1 prepares the eyeball bleach

<Sparkle> WTF, Cock-a-Dobby
<bakafox> ..house elf for a cock?

* nick_MasterJ16 (nick_Maste@D5A64354.D36D0699.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<nick_MasterJ16> oh
<nick_MasterJ16> ok
<nick_MasterJ16> got it now
<nick_MasterJ16> stupid me should of done that in the 1st place *sigh*
<Djones> Isn't that banevasion?
<whiterider> Yes
<Djones> s/banevasion/ban-evasion
<whiterider> It's also, like, for the THIRTEENTH TIME
<whiterider> You do it IN CHAT. It's a CHAT COMMAND.
<whiterider> It changes your nick WITHOUT YOU LEAVING CHAT.

<MasterJ64> does anybody know what iwx is?
<MasterJ64> or means
<MasterJ64> cause the dang thing made me change my name for some reason
<MasterJ64> do you know HystericalParoxym
<HystericalParoxysm> Not a clue.
<MasterJ64> I had to change my username to login for some reason and it didn't tell me why either do you yhink you can help me out?
<HystericalParoxysm> Dunno. Just do /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> i tried and it wouln't let me still for some reason I think somebody stole my nickname to login here casue I do not like MasterJ64 it looks plain weird to me
* HystericalParoxysm is now known as MasterJ16
<MasterJ16> Works fine.
* MasterJ16 is now known as HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> It didn't ask me for a password either, so nobody stole your nick.
<MasterJ64> let me try it
* MasterJ64 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<frazzmeister> ...
* HystericalParoxysm sighs.
* MasterJ64 (MasterJ64@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
* MasterJ64 has quit (Quit: MasterJ64)
* MasterJ64 (MasterJ64@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> type in what?
<frazzmeister> I'd headdesk if not for the gravy covered plate of roast pork in front of me.
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
* HystericalParoxysm steals some of frazz's gravypork
<MasterJ64> where do I type it then?
<HystericalParoxysm> Same place you just typed "where do I type it then?"
* MasterJ64 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh for fuck's sake.
* nick_MasterJ16 (nick_Maste@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
* frazzmeister chokes
<nick_MasterJ16> it looks weird
<HystericalParoxysm> Because you did it wrong.
<nick_MasterJ16> what do i have to do then
<HystericalParoxysm> Type /nick MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> in the nickname thing
<HystericalParoxysm> No
<HystericalParoxysm> In here
<HystericalParoxysm> Do not leave the chat
<frazzmeister> right there in the place where you to say things
<HystericalParoxysm> Start with a /
<HystericalParoxysm> Then type nick, and then a space, and MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> on the side thing
<nick_MasterJ16> here
<HystericalParoxysm> In the place you just typed "on the side thing"
<HystericalParoxysm> Exactly where you are typing now
<nick_MasterJ16> is this right? nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> With a /
<HystericalParoxysm> And it has to be on its own, like, at the start of a new message in the little box
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> Just like that.
* nick_MasterJ16 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<frazzmeister> .......is this real?
* HystericalParoxysm headdesks over and over.
* HystericalParoxysm sets ban on *!*@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP
<HystericalParoxysm> Too fucking stupid to be here.
<frazzmeister> IQ as well as age must be at least 13, eh?
<HystericalParoxysm> That's probably a bit over-generous.

MasterJ16 also I'm thinking of owning a Golden Retriever when i'm older 2 of them
whiterider Sadly, I don't think they can retrieve senses of humour

MasterJ16 a member
MasterJ16 on this site
elpemmy a penis?
MasterJ16 no
renske a penis that starts with an R? o0
elpemmy a red penis?
MasterJ16 no
renske D:
renske you should get that checked out.

elpemmy MY ASS IS NOT FAT
elpemmy MY ASS IS IN PERFECT CONDITION
renske IF BY PERFECT YOU MEAN FAT
whiterider Did it say that on the ebay listing?

<darkwytche> I'm giving up being hetero!
<whiterider> ...you've never been hetero
<darkwytche> So lent is easy for me this year!

<renske> IN SLO MOE
<renske> err
<renske> could i have misspelled that any more?
<FrenchMaid> Yes
<FrenchMaid> Inn sloe mhoe <--- see?
<renske> ooo frenchie is part welsh
<renske> Inn Sloe Mhoerrfhfffwllkpf. the rrfhfffwllkpf is silent.
<FrenchMaid> That sounded like some sort of long fart to me
<whiterider> * the rrfhfffwllkpf is silent but deadly
<FrenchMaid> XD

* renske hugs silent and inquires about the state of the hot tub
<SilentPsycho> Hot tub is working and is awesome. :)
<SilentPsycho> The problems with it were all due to limescale.
<renske> .. limescale.
<renske> also why were there limescales in your hot tub?
<renske> do you mix the cocktails in there?
<whiterider> :D
<renske> a hot tub full of mojito....
<renske> mm
<whiterider> Limescale forms naturally wherever hard water is. It's not related to citrus fruit :P
<renske> ...
<renske> OH.
<renske> derrrrrp
<SilentPsycho> XD
<HystericalParoxysm> ahahahaa
<renske> well i dont care i still like my idea better.

<renske> if you hang them near a radiator they take on a very lifelike temperature
* renske nodnods
<renske> but after some use you have to get their joints retightened.
<Omini> i must try that with mine
<renske> because they wont hold their positions as well.
<Omini> er
<Omini> i mean
<Omini> i must... remember that should i ever come across one
<Omini> er... bad use of wording
<Omini> should i ever see one
<renske> and then come across it.
<renske> on her forehead
<Omini> nah on her tits
<renske> and then smudge it a bit with your thumb
<renske> going 'SIIIIIMBAAAA'

<Djones> My joke is amazing.
<whiterider> Is that why you keep it locked up safe where no-one can ever see it?
<Djones> You're thinking about my...i'm not going to finish that sentance.
<whiterider> Subtlety?
<Djones> Yes.
<Djones> Other answers include tact and penis.
* Djones clearly has a tactful penis.
<Loaf> i am just going to stay out of this one.
<whiterider> That sounds like a penis being tactful to me
<Djones> Oh how I lol'd.
<Loaf> did...did you just call me my boyfriend's penis?
<Loaf> i don't know how to respond to that...

<renske> i'm thinking if i look at yarn long enough, and sigh, that J will then get the hint and buy me ALL the things.
<renske> http://www.etsy.com/listing/68572890/new-scrumpet-merinocashmerenylon like this. it's like porn to me.
<whiterider> You need better porn

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<ForeverCamp> ^ That's a deep message to leave #create with. :P
<SilentPsycho> Inspire. Dream. Hope. Believe. Imagine. Create. Fail. Scream. Delete. Try Again. Fail. Hit the Keyboard. Throw Mouse Across the Room. Storm Off To Bed. Sleep. Wake Up. Inspire.